Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.
Okay, time for an update.
Name: The Same Lame one as everyone else. Don't tell me you didn't see that coming.
Age: Old enough to know better than to put it up here.
Gender: Guess. You've got a 50/50 chance.
Likes: Good writing, good plots, anime, manga, funny quotes, crazy Narutos, Harrys that don't believe in magic, harems, yaoi, FMA, Bleach, HP, Naruto, anything by CLAMP, etc...
Dislikes: Harry/Hermione shippings, Ichigo/Orihime shippings, good plots without good writing, good writing without a plot, stupid people, annoying people, rude people, clingy people, people who keep repeating themselves, etc...
Talents: I have had three years of Latin, so if anyone is interested in me as a translator, just PM me. I am a lower mediocre writer, and horrible at updating, but I like to think I am getting better. I just get distracted too easily, and I'm lazy.
Stories:Blind Leading Blind- ON HIATUS Hp story were Harry is blind and develops a wandless magic ability. Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Ron, and Luna also all have their own strengths. No pairings as of yet. On hiatus, just because I'm not really proud of the writing and not really interested in the storyline anymore. Sorry. Plus there are some other things I'm working on that I'm more interested in.
King of Purgatory- ON HIATUS Naruto story where the 4th borrows some power from the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi, accidentally transferring that debt to Naruto, whom the Shinigami gives power over the dead to because he is swamped with paperwork. No pairings, but Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura will all be good friends. On hiatus mostly because of the same reasons as BLB.
Extras: These are just some things I found on other people's profiles, liked them, and pasted them on mine.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun! (Got this from BitterIcing's profile)
They are not limited to their prejudices for they have none. By Dalyon.
"If there's at least one thing that will remain constant in life that we can hold on to, it is that English dubbing will ALWAYS suck compared to the Japanese versions of anime." - Muhi Tatsu
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed." -unknown
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"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's students."-Louis Hector Berlioz
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but you only get the warm feeling from it."-Unknown.
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that you never know what's missing until it arrives."-Unknown.
"The average women would rather have beauty that brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."-Unknown.
"What are the three words guaranteed to embarrass men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'."-Unknown
If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
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92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile (I personally hate this)
In every fic with a sorting scene,
The Author includes a song.
With prose abused cruel and mean,
And they go on much too long.
The smart ones just include
The hat’s libretto from the canon.
The others, well they’re just rude,
And quite abusive to the fanon.
For this fic, let’s just assume
The hat was verbose and quite witty.
Because my poetry will clear a room,
It really is that shitty.
For you purists who need the fic to have a sorting song,
And lacking the same would drive you to try to pick a bone.
I would suggest you should please yourself and surely do no wrong,
If you were to reread the verse from the book about the stone.-Written by Clell65619
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
That is pointless, dangerous, and stupid... we jump on three, right?
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
"Never hire a colorblind electrician."
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
-all from DemonicDragoness
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, EmOkUrUmIA, AtomicShadowKitten, Mas-kun the chibi foxmonkey, DemonicDragoness,
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Thoughts on Gay Marriage!
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
So I guess thats it for now.
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