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Joined 02-19-07, id: 1223731, Profile Updated: 08-13-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Okay, time for an update.

Name: The Same Lame one as everyone else. Don't tell me you didn't see that coming.

Age: Old enough to know better than to put it up here.

Gender: Guess. You've got a 50/50 chance.

Likes: Good writing, good plots, anime, manga, funny quotes, crazy Narutos, Harrys that don't believe in magic, harems, yaoi, FMA, Bleach, HP, Naruto, anything by CLAMP, etc...

Dislikes: Harry/Hermione shippings, Ichigo/Orihime shippings, good plots without good writing, good writing without a plot, stupid people, annoying people, rude people, clingy people, people who keep repeating themselves, etc...

Talents: I have had three years of Latin, so if anyone is interested in me as a translator, just PM me. I am a lower mediocre writer, and horrible at updating, but I like to think I am getting better. I just get distracted too easily, and I'm lazy.

Stories:Blind Leading Blind- ON HIATUS Hp story were Harry is blind and develops a wandless magic ability. Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Ron, and Luna also all have their own strengths. No pairings as of yet. On hiatus, just because I'm not really proud of the writing and not really interested in the storyline anymore. Sorry. Plus there are some other things I'm working on that I'm more interested in.

King of Purgatory- ON HIATUS Naruto story where the 4th borrows some power from the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi, accidentally transferring that debt to Naruto, whom the Shinigami gives power over the dead to because he is swamped with paperwork. No pairings, but Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura will all be good friends. On hiatus mostly because of the same reasons as BLB.

Extras: These are just some things I found on other people's profiles, liked them, and pasted them on mine.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun! (Got this from BitterIcing's profile)

They are not limited to their prejudices for they have none. By Dalyon.

"If there's at least one thing that will remain constant in life that we can hold on to, it is that English dubbing will ALWAYS suck compared to the Japanese versions of anime." - Muhi Tatsu

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed." -unknown

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"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's students."-Louis Hector Berlioz

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but you only get the warm feeling from it."-Unknown.

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that you never know what's missing until it arrives."-Unknown.

"The average women would rather have beauty that brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."-Unknown.

"What are the three words guaranteed to embarrass men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'."-Unknown

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile (I personally hate this)

In every fic with a sorting scene,

The Author includes a song.

With prose abused cruel and mean,

And they go on much too long.

The smart ones just include

The hat’s libretto from the canon.

The others, well they’re just rude,

And quite abusive to the fanon.

For this fic, let’s just assume

The hat was verbose and quite witty.

Because my poetry will clear a room,

It really is that shitty.

For you purists who need the fic to have a sorting song,

And lacking the same would drive you to try to pick a bone.

I would suggest you should please yourself and surely do no wrong,

If you were to reread the verse from the book about the stone.-Written by Clell65619

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

That is pointless, dangerous, and stupid... we jump on three, right?

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

-all from DemonicDragoness

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, EmOkUrUmIA, AtomicShadowKitten, Mas-kun the chibi foxmonkey, DemonicDragoness, same.lame.name

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

So I guess thats it for now.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13537 - Favs: 16,371 - Follows: 13,726 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12977 - Favs: 16,302 - Follows: 15,160 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 6,251 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8616 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 5,199 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10493 - Favs: 5,805 - Follows: 5,218 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 8,071 - Follows: 8,696 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
PotterBlackHaruno Sakura by RuneWitchSakura reviews
I've read stories where Naruto or Sasuke were adopted by Harry, but none of Sakura, so I decided to write one. When Harry comes home from fifth year to find that the Dursley's are mistreating yet another child, he decides to adopt her. Up for adoption
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Well the Wizarding World is Screwed Now by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Tired of all those Harry is betrayed and sent to Azkaban but still saves everyone's butts by killing Voldemort. Then you'll like this one. The 'light' turned their backs on Harry, so he's gonna turn his back on them. SLASH: HPFG. Up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Gift From The Gods: Stone by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Harry is given a second chance. But will he be able to do this again, especially with the Headmaster conspiring against him. Read GIFT FROM THE GODS first. Implied Future SLASH HPSBRLSS and RWDM SLASH or IMPLIED SLASH. Up for Adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gift From The Gods by RuneWitchSakura reviews
OneShot Prequel to GFTG Series. Harry gets gifts from eight of the gods and goddesses. What are they? And will they help him defeat Voldie for good? Implied Future SLASH HPSBRLSS foursome
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Icy Destiny by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4378 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14225 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 5,470 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5579 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Splitsecond Decision by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Dumbledore made the decision. He levitated Julia. And everyone burst into applause as he named her Saviour. Never knowing he made a mistake. Slytherin!Harry. Boywholived!Harry. Guardian!Remus&Sirius. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
No Line on the Horizon by Shtuff reviews
AU. One-shot. It’s the middle of May when Dean shows up at his door at six a.m. with a huge smile on his face, and Sam knows something is wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Reclaiming Life by Sangelide reviews
Having never truly lived, three friends are given a second chance. But their new lives aren't perfect. They must overcome new obstacles and harder challenges if they are to enjoy their second lives. Crossover with Harry Potter in the Naruto world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,285 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simon's journal by Silk Spectre reviews
Today I was pompous, and my sister was crazy. Today me and my sister got kidnapped my hillfolk, never to be seen again, and it was the best day ever!" Jayne gets carried away once he's stolen Simon's journal, writing about the love of his life.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Melt the Ice and Light My Fire by LitaE reviews
What happens when Lassiter rescues Shawn from a freezer and has to use his own body heat to warm the other man up? A cute, funny and a little dramatic Shassy moment of course! Random One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Random Moments by BeachBum84 reviews
Shassie Slash. Random moments between Shawn and Lassiter.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Morning Kisses are Better than Coffee by LitaE reviews
Yes sometimes Lassiter hated Shawn’s manipulative ways of getting under his skin. But no-one could deny that he loves Shawn Spencer, just as he is. Slashy Shassy goodness. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto by Jimmy Coin reviews
AU. Naruto makes a bet with Iruka that in one year's time, he can become a Hand Seal master. After successful completion of his test, Naruto must learn to cope with his emerging power, training alone, and training his own team. No romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Jaded Brothers: Trials of Magic by Blueberry Blaster reviews
AU - Part I. Hayden Alexander Potter. Harry James Potter. Brothers; twins. Only one is slated to be the world's saviour. One lives a loved life; the other, hardship. The trials of their first year at Hogwarts will forever change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,744 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., OC
House Unity by Kokou reviews
In an effort to unite Hogwarts, Dumbledore has created a series of projects in which Slytherin and Gryffindor students will be paired with one another. What happens when romance blossoms between two unlikely people? Can the castle survive the chaos?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,089 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mutual Understanding by Triforce Chica reviews
slash, Zuko/Sokka ZUKKA. After joining the Avatar, insomnia is the least of Zuko's problems.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,505 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
In Dreams Do We Become by lolopixie reviews
One-shot. There are some who say that dreams serve as windows into our innermost selves. But then again, Harry was never truly alone, even when supposedly in the safety of his own mind... R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
By the Fire by ForeverMartyr reviews
After nearly escaping a run-in with the Fire Nation, Sokka is injured and stranded in a cave with none other than Zuko himself. What will become of this? Post-finale. Oneshot. Fluffy. Mild slash, don't like, don't read.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Fanatics by pathera reviews
Harry and Draco locked in a room trying to hide from the forces of ultimate evil. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
What Did We Fight For? by NamedForTheWind reviews
The next generation has a guest speaker who addresses prejudice, old and ongoing...told from the POV of a nameless girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Give Me Things That Don't Get Lost by Wolf Maid reviews
One-shot. Mal/Simon. Simon wants to tell everyone they’re together, but Mal’s a bit reluctant…
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Mal, Simon - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3494 - Favs: 5,430 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Modern Myth by Calai'di reviews
ABANDONED: AU of OotP. Harry's Turned by one of Voldemort's vampires and now has an Allure that draws many parthumans, including Draco, a Veela, and a stillalive Cedric, an elf. Who will he choose to eventually become his Mate? HD, HC, DC, HDC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Red Sun Rising by Calai'di reviews
Sequal to Secrets. Every secret is coming out...to everyone, including the Dark Lord. How will Harry and Draco deal with Voldemort and a Horcrux search when they can't even trust each other? sequal, SLASH, numerous pairings but mostly DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
No Answer by DemonicDragoness reviews
They tried to tell him how the Light had to win, how his parents would have died in vain, that he was a traitor and a fiend for not saving them. “Why should I care?” he asked again. Then he turned to Voldemort. “Kill me Tom. I don’t care anymore.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Container by angel-pur reviews
Before her death, Lily Potter sealed the great Lord Voldemort into her son. Now eleven, instead of being treated like a hero when he attends Hogwarts, Harry Potter is feared and hated. How will this change Harry Potter's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dream by faithwood reviews
Peter is determined to convince Caspian that his dream is a prediction. Drabble-ish. Oneshot. Peter/Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Chamber of Secrets by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Orion Black is back for another year at Hogwarts but his hope for a peaceful year is quickly pushed aside by a pompous Defense teacher, mysterious voices in the walls and the heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,756 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Wild Reincarnation by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,200 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U.
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mind's Eye by MuhiTatsu reviews
AU NaruHarem. In this story, Naruto is taught a power that the ninja have never before seen from a very unusual teacher. A tale comprised of action, comedy, a little romance and things that are fun to read. Please give it a try!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,451 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Naruto U.
No Remorse by Calai'di reviews
ONESHOT: Alternate ending to DH. Voldemort gives Harry something to think about. Semi-Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Insight by Wolfwhispers reviews
Voldemort captures Harry summer before 5th year. He no longer wishes to kill Harry, instead wanting to find a more useful purpose for the boy and experiments with his scar. Will Harry find his Slytherin side and truly escape Voldemort? Summary of end DONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,269 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto's Omakes and Ideas by HarbingerLady reviews
Collection of one shots omakes and ideas for Naruto fics
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hustle by JMD-009 reviews
Mal has to go to another fancy party and decides to practice swordplay. Simon decides he doesn't like dishes.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Simon, Mal - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Malicious by Fading Grace reviews
River makes a comment at dinner, and hilarity ensues. MalSimon, suspected Malxeveryone, practically.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Heir of Slytherin by rayama reviews
Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 428 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The FitzPotter Scandal by Ramos reviews
Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Just A Kiss by SSC reviews
An ‘accident’ concerning a Dementor changes Harry’s life. After OotP, non HBPcompliant. Dementorish!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Darkness Within by crookshank17 reviews
No DH Spoilers. What happens when the Dark Lord decides that the only way to get rid of the boy who just wont die is to make him join him? And just how far will Harry go in order to save those who he loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,517 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
In Kindergarten its called SHARING by Gloria Stone reviews
Ichigo and his inner hollow decide to be grown up about their situation and to share. Three hours a day, not during school, No eating souls, no hurting anyone. Those are the rules. To bad Ichigo never mentioned staying away from a certain lady death god
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,136 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K.
Sintesis Gris by Saber Girls reviews
Aizen has lost the queen, but he has gained a rook, one for whom he has been waiting a long time: his Primero Espada, the creature that was once Kurosaki Ichigo. Ultimately IchiRuki, IshiHime, TatsuRen, with one sided AizenIchigo along the way. On hiatus
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Is a life worth the blood by narutodippy reviews
Naruto and Kyuubi are ready to kill those who have killed the one That Naruto had loved. It was about time for some magor payback on them for how they shunned him. It was there turn to cry and best of all to scream!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Worse Ways to Go by Wolf Maid reviews
OneShot. Shameless MalSimon. The crew is relaxing, and during a game, Mal is teased into action, surprising Simon and himself. Yes, there are smoochies... :P
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Mal, Simon - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Fishing in the River Styx by Mizuni-sama reviews
It's a Shinigami's job to kill hollows and send ghosts to Soul Society. A recently deceased Naruto has some objections.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Magical Way of Life, Writ Large by Eaiva le Fay reviews
Harry and Voldemort are magically thrown together as they get sent from one time to another. Will they ever end up back where they started and finally be rid of each other? HarryVoldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
A Mockery Of Overused Plot Ideas by siriuslives394 reviews
A strange oneshot from my warped mind. It's mostly parodying some of the more common plots. But only some of them. Mostly from independant!Harry, but I like those stories, so it's all in good fun. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Unforeseen by Neurotica reviews
Completed. AU. What if Lord Voldemort had decided to attack before the Potters had a chance to go into hiding? Would anything have been different?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and A Grandfather's Gift by MadScribbler reviews
A week after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry receives a gift, which might hold the answers he's been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,200 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Blue Moon Howling by Viperflamer reviews
What if Naruto was bit by a werewolf and the only thing keeping it back was Kyuubi.What if when Orochimaru placed the seal on Naruto it was released. What would happen? Set during Chuunin exams. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,604 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Naruto U.
Support SMITEM! by Temporal reviews
One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
Tousan by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus. Kyuubi stared in horror at the bloody mess that was his mate and... his kit! Where was his kit? From that point on, everything was red...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
The Gemini Project by BitterIcing reviews
Harry, kidnapped and the tender age of one, taken from his family to an underground facility and subjected to countless physical and magical experiments. But he escaped not knowing who he was. Inspired by the Television Series Dark Angel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Undertow by Tolakasa reviews
AU. Dean has an ability he's never dared tell even his family about. Post BUABS. Part 1 of 4.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stranded by HarbingerLady reviews
HPNaruto crossover. Harry Potter is transported to the shinobi world in the aftermath of the final battle with Voldemort.HBP compliant.Chapter 12 uploaded!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,725 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 685 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Power He Knows Not by RuneWitchSakura reviews
AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
An Awful Lot Like Love by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco Malfoy's grocery shopping is interrupted by a lonely Harry Potter. And, as they soon discover, loneliness can warp your sense of time and reason. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7052 - Favs: 6,631 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3441 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 3,943 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Las Tentaciones Del Diablo by holyturtlemonkeys reviews
Ichigo finally has to give in to the darkness, the power it offers being the only thing that can save those around him. But in doing so, Ichigo brings to them a new risk altogether. [IchigoRukia, dark]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K.
Voldemort's New Contraption by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Harry sends Voldie a new contraption for his birthday, and it goes off in during a Death Eater meetings. Warning: Voldemort Eye Twitching and Voldemort Annoying insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Protect Harry Mode by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Odd little thing that just popped into my head. Cruel!Voldie CryBaby!Harry Cussing!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 272 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Summer King by silverskies reviews
Set PostHogwarts. Harry and friends turn to an ancient Rite to defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as first planned. Will this Rite still hold the answers? Warnings for character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Triopoloy by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Hermione finds it hard to be alone. She needs them both, and two plus one just isn't the same as three together. HHrR trioship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! by jennifer snape reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 222 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
How to Write Firefly Slash Lesson 1 by thenyxie reviews
MalSimon Metafic. Consciously aware they're trapped in a story, Mal and Simon hysterically act out the preferred formula of their pairing.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Betrothal R by lackey H reviews
The rewrite of Betrothal... A story about a hopefully believable pairing bought about by politics. May eventually contain culture shock, more pairings and weird Omake. Please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 262 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Temari, Naruto U.
The Raffle Ticket by opalish reviews
Buying a raffle ticket to fund SPEW was one thing, but being the prize was another thing entirely, and why, exactly, was he friends with Hermione in the first place? HPDM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A sky, far, far away by remind me to breathe reviews
AU. What if a Muggleborn, a Weasley, and the BoyWhoLived were sorted into Slytherin? Six hours, three desperate children, and a revolution was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A New World by Finbar reviews
After the final battle, the weary survivors travel to a place where they can finally find some peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,975 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Harry P.
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Whole Star by amazonziti reviews
When the Dursleys are killed in an unforeseen car accident, a six year old Harry is shipped off to the only remaining family willing to take him. Chapter Three. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Harry P.
Everything I Have by Dakota-Jones reviews
River wasn't the only Tam that the Alliance meddled with to further their agenda... Mal::Simon, slash, violence, language, nothing too bad.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Mal, Simon
Temperal Karma by bob-the-blue reviews
WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 789 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P.
Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,406 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
The Last Unicorn by SSC reviews
OneShot. Hermione's POV. After the Final Battle. Inspired by the song 'The Last Unicorn'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Devil’s Apprentice by Letishia reviews
At the age of 7, Harry Potter disappeared. 10 years later, the world is in turmoil. The Order of the Phoenix struggles to survive as the Dark Lord reveals his mysterious Apprentice. Is all hope lost or is it lurking in the most unlikely places? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Harry P.
Sirius' Gift by HarbingerLady reviews
In his term of death, Sirius gave Harry some special gifts that hopefully will be able to help him. Post OotP with HBP elements. Next stop: Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Harry P.
Elijah's Cup by lembas7 reviews
Everyone deserves a chance at redemption. Prisoner of Azkaban, Chronicles of Narnia crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,866 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 283 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Harry’s Allegiances by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 541 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Not Doing Nothing by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“Oh no! He’s using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?” “You prat, Finnigan,” he said fondly. “Promise, you haven’t got nothing to worry about.” Oneshot. What is Harry planning?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Seamus F., Harry P. - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 204 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reality by Enness reviews
“So, I guess we’re not getting married...?” SimonJayne slash
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Simon, Jayne
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Set In Stone by The SOC Puppet reviews
AU. When the Leaf Village abandoned Naruto to die as a baby, the last thing they expected was for him to come back as a shinobi – and perhaps an enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,965 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Artificial Stupor by yehudi13 reviews
What really happens while everyone else is dozing off in History of Magic. drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 168 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 393 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Just want to be me by Amour-Lily reviews
Ron and Draco have always hated each other. After a strange accident occurs, their forced to live in each others body. Problem: holidays are coming up. It won't be easy when Draco's parents are Death Eaters and Ron's are in the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
The betrayal by Star Polaris reviews
Complete Harry, Ron and Hermione were expelled from Hogwarts for something they didn't do, how will they adjust?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Complete
The Snape Vignettes- by Sarah Noble reviews
This is a collection of vignettes all about my man Severus Snape, who deserves nothing less than to have horribly dumb (but thankfully short) fanfiction about him. These are bite-sized, prepackaged, ready-to-own stories to assist your smiley times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Severus S.
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Blind Leading Blind reviews
What if the Killing Curse wasn't completely stopped by Lily's sacrifice? What if a little excess caused Harry to have a disability, and what if that disability could turn into "the power the Dark Lord knows not?" On HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P.
Magic, Fire, Blood reviews
When a friend saved your life as often as they had for each other, there was no need to cry for the end." Right before the last battle. Very AU, non-DH, or HBP, OotP, etc. Angsty Trio-ness. Oneshot, but I might elaborate later. T for safety. No ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
King of Purgatory reviews
The Yondaime needed extra help from the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi, but involuntarily shoved the debt on Naruto. Now, five years later, the Shinigami is swamped, so he gives some of his workload to Naruto. On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Seal of Scrolls: Second Edition reviews
Oneshot. Years after Naruto steals the Scroll of Seals someone else decides to do the same.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
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