Hello all. We are the Spoon Faeries. We are faeries of... the Spoon. We have intense spoon fetishes, and we are faeries. You see, it makes perfect sense.
Yah! You NOSE it makes sense! Aheh. Anyhoo. I am Teaspoon.
An' I am Silverspoon. Hand in hand, we are out to conquer the world and infiltrate you with our spoons.
BOW to the will of the SPOON!
In a distorted loophole in time the SPOON that stabbed me in the back-
But why a spoon?
Because it's DULL you twit! It'll hurt more!
...right. Anyhoo. And now for something completely different. On to the readings!