Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Fairy Tail.
Finding Haven, which was taken down by the Admin, is now totally dead. My apologies to anyone who actually wanted to read how it was going to end. 3/19/17
Questions and Answers- Complete.
Violet Happiness- On Hold. I'm trying my damndest to get another chapter written but it's slow going.
Animagus Harry- Not sure about the story right now. Might work on it might not.
Currently working on:
The Accident: (Now two seperate stories) A series about Transformation/Summoning jutsus going wrong or maybe right? Enjoy. Warnings: Death of assholes, future maimings, nakedness, bad singing and perhaps missuse of socks. :))
Another Life: A self challenge. We all know how Harry would react to being reincarnated as Sasuke and Naruto but what if he was Sakura? Hows that for piece of new writing? AU for Naruto and Slightly off kilter for Harry Potter. Warnings: Loss of Itachi's calm, pervertedness (jiraiya is just the beginning), pranks (malicious and other) and maybe a bit of randomness.
Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
Alright so I found this site (semeuke.com) and took the Quiz and here is my result.
You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Interesting don't you think?
"Thinking isn't your thing, Nastu. Don't do it!" --> Happy in 'Fairy Tail'
"For a child's love is the purest of innocence, and their hate is the deadliest of sin." -Iruka to his daughter in Damaged by FaustVII
Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. --Keychain
"Well, I know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach but I'd have to ask around to find the secret combination for the pants zipper." She joked. Anko looked scandalized, obviously not expecting someone like Ran to make a joke like that.
The Following are a few parts of a Skit from the Dean Martin Variety Show. Dom Delouis and Nipsey Russel play barbers; Dean Martin and Gene Kelly are their customers. (Non Sequential)
Dom: I think we should get back to nature. Back to the purple mountain magesties and the fruited plains.
Gene: Pretty soon there’ll be no trees left in the country. Now you know what that means?
Dom: I’ll tell you the worst pollution problem we have. It’s not air or water it’s people. People pollution. There are too many people in the world.
Nipsey: Did you know that in twenty years people won’t be able to drink water?
The following is a poem that was read by Jimmy Stewart on the Dean Martin Celebrity Roast of Frank Sinatra-->
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back. -Gladiator
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet'. - Robin Williams
Audaces fortuna iuvat--Fortune favours the bold
Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.
Power corrupts. Absolute power feels so damn good. --Me
Mind like a Steel Trap; rusty and Illegal in 37 states! --I forget where I found this, but I like it. :))
Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.
Sarcasm is an Art. Art is a Bang. Therefore Sarcasm is a Bang. --Me!
Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it. --Me to my younger brother after the cat incident.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.
Smile For You
Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu,
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
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