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Joined 02-20-07, id: 1224535
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Dragon Ball Z.

Me: I need a conscience...

Conscience: Do da do da do da do...hey young lad missing a conscience! I just happen to be a conscience missing a lad!

Me: What a coinkydink!

Conscience: So...the offer is still out there...

Me: Of course!

Conscience: I have a feeling we will be best of buddies! By the way, what is your name?

Me: It's Tommy

Conscience: Nice to meet you Bobby

Me: It's Tommy

Conscience: Didn't you hear me the first time? I said 'Nice to meet you Salami'

Me: Arrg...

Me: So that's how I met my conscience

Conscience: I still remember that day Connie,...ahh

Me: sighs

Conscience: Your stories suck, Pastrami...

Me: Duh...I don't need a conscience to tell me that...durh!

Conscience: Fuck you...

Me: This is going to be a long day...

Conscience: You said it, Donny..

Me: arrg..

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All That Could Have Been by Saiyans-Shadows reviews
**WARNING - MATURE CONTENT - YAOI - Goku X Vegeta - MPREG** Set after Goku has defeated Buu, he is finding things difficult now that he feels he has nothing left to achieve! Little does he know, the hardest challenge is yet to come!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,400 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Goku, Vegeta
Prophecy of Brothers by Scarlet Willows reviews
Sesshoumaru x InuYasha. This slightly AU chapterfic contains Yaoi/Slash, Lemon, Incest, MPREG, Strong Language and OOCness. Summary inside. Pending revision, details in chp. 12.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,707 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Teach Me, Sensei! by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto gets a few lessons from his teachers, everyone says that he's a quick learner, but did they really know how fast? Well he is the number one ninja at suprising after all. JiraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiraKakaIruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Needed by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Jiraiya finds a beaten and broken Naruto. Naruto finds what he always needed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Family Feud: Naruto Style by Ukeboi88 reviews
My version of the gameshow Family Feud with Naruto characters! Lots of yaoi, randomness, and insanity. Rated for language and suggestive themes. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pain and Pleasure by Magic Pyro Anabeil reviews
Marth and Roy are forced against their will to play games... games that they may not survive. They are pleasure slaves, only worth anything as long as their bodies are useful and beautiful. Rated M for violence, rape, sexual situations. Complete
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Erotic Birthday! by Azuyami reviews
It’s his lover’s birthday and unfortunately or not, his lover’s also a pervert. Now what other than sex is going to satisfy him today? Slash. Erotic. Full blown sex and toy action.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Konoha Locker Room by Kudo X Kid reviews
YAOI Lemon Kiba x Naruto. what happenes when naruto and kiba compete? and afterwards in the locker room? Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Grab Me by YaoiFanLady 2 reviews
SANJIxZORO Sanji confronts Zoro when the swordsman drinks all of his cooking sherry, but their argument quickly changes to a game of seduction as Zoro makes his desires known. YAOI, LEMON
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Changing Eyes by sunshine-in-writing reviews
Yaoi alert! "Are you aware that your eyes change color depending on your mood?" YukiKyo, do not read if you do not like boys with boys!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Double Bubble Trouble by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Gaara is having an immense craving for Double Bubble gum. Problem is all the stores are out, and Naruto bought the last pack. Will Gaara double his pleasure or will Naruto burst his bubble? Gaara x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Dare I Say It? by DJRena reviews
Alone in the rain, Yami does some angsting over his relationship with his light and with Kaiba. Can he discover something that was there all along? Yaoi, lemon, MXM, Seto/Yami, mentions of Honda/Otogi and Jou/Yugi, oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Lust by dbzyaoilover reviews
The title says everything. Oneshot. GokuVegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Horny High by Yue-eternal reviews
Yoh has been transferred to a new school, an all boys school! In this place full of sex and horny predators, will he be able to survive this school without getting his virgin ass not so virgin anymore? [HY HR and so on...]
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Hao A., Yoh A.
Jealousy by Tearaana reviews
KakaNaru Yaoi. Kakashi is starting to get jealous at Sasuke for spending to much time with HIS Naruto. Why are they hanging out so much? What are Kakashi going to to about it...read and see D.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sekai ga Owaru Made Wa by Suupaa Gohan 2 reviews
Due to unusual circumstances, a sleepover between Trunks and Goten at Capsule Corp. is cut off, forcing the boys to find a hotel to spend the night...But Trunks has other plans. TruTen HARD YAOI NC17
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Kiss Kiss by Kaoru Gal reviews
Yoh loves his birthday. It's the one day in the whole year that he gets to be with his brother. When they can celebrate together... HaoxYoh oneshot yaoi lemon Happy Bday Sis!
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
Pleasure for One Night by Cenarias of Sapphire reviews
WARNING! ULTIMATE LEMON! This is a Yaoi fic. :D Do not read if you don't want this fic.RenxYoh
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Ren T., Yoh A. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by sayriku-chan reviews
OneShot Seto and Yami have one night of pleasure that leaves Yami reeling. Rated M for Yaoi and sexual situations Yami x Seto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2006 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Pianissimo by SaJi reviews
A short PWP. Seto x Yami pairing. Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2006 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Chains of Desires by Lile Uchiha reviews
This is YAOI! When Kakashi find's Gaara Spying on him then decides to sleep wiht the boy, And Zabuza finds out, this really wont end well. KakashixGaara KakashixZabuza GaaraxZabuza
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Kakashi H., Gaara
Blue as the Sky by blue-genjutsu reviews
Naruto begins to realize his feelings for Shikamaru go deeper than friendship. Shikamaru begins falling in love with his best friend. ShikaNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,714 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Control by Marinara reviews
Naraku develops a potion that makes any demon under his control. His main targets are Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, but here's the twist: he's gay. Yaoi. Lemon. Lime. Hentai.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Naraku, Inuyasha
Anything's Possible by AZNboi67 reviews
OK, this is mt first story, ever... Anyways, it's about Kakashi and Zabuza during a rainstorm when they are in a cave together. Kakashi wants to read his book, while Zabuza wants something more. :P Yaoi KakaXZabu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
The Den by Viper-Vegeta reviews
Goku, the college boy, and his boyfriend, Vegeta, who will be moving in soon. What can they get up to in the den of Goku's house? A lemon, nothing more. Hee Hee!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Goku, Vegeta
Primal by Yahnkehy reviews
One Shot for TheChiChiSlaughterHouse's Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Coming to visit by yugioh-fan88 reviews
Sequel to 'Leaving for home'. Yoh visits Ren in China and has a chance to pay him back. Oneshot. YAOI! Yoh x Ren R&R! COMPLETED
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Yoh A., Ren T. - Complete
Leaving for home by yugioh-fan88 reviews
Ren is leaving for China. He's said all his goodbyes, except one... Oneshot. YAOI! Ren x Yoh R&R! COMPLETED
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Ren T., Yoh A. - Complete
The Day I Knew by freewater reviews
Yaoi: Gohan and Trunks: Trunks thinks about the many ways he fell in love with Gohan
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Gohan, Trunks
Strip Search by xxagent182xx reviews
AU Vegeta is the cop,Goku is the 'criminal'.A group of drug dealers called the Icens are after Goku, he has information that can bring them down, or so they think. They want him found or killed! VgxGk Lemon! Yaoi! not for kids!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Vegeta, Goku
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Whose Line is It Anyways? Narutostyle reviews
Four competitors fight in the battle of improvisation, comedy, and just plain retardation!Naruto, Jiraiya, Sakura, and Choji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Abusive Temptations reviews
Vegeta is in a gang, and they kidnap Goku. Goku later wakes up to see himself tied up and gagged. What is Vegeta holding in store for him? LEMON!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The moment has come reviews
Naruto meets up with Kakashi after he moves into a new house right next to Kakashi's! Love stirs and they end up in bed....LEMON, LIME
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete