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Joined 02-21-07, id: 1224661, Profile Updated: 05-07-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Greetings Fan Ficcers. I am nothing-fancy and I have been taking a two year sabbitical from writing. It's been a busy two years, but I am finally getting back into this with more than a little inspiration. I am English and I often write my stories in the conservatory away from the wrath of facebook and random trashy Channel 4 documentaries. I despise mushrooms, I love marmite and I make a mean banoffee pie. Text language is a big no-no. Graphic sex scenes, not my cup of tea.

So that's it for now. Take a look at my Fics, post some reviews and know that you should never trust a man who doesn't wear socks with shoes and that Disney will always give you unreal expectations of men.

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The Librarian by InMyJazzShoes reviews
After taking a stand and leaving Harry and Ron, all Hermione Granger wants is a quiet life away from the Ministry, and so she applies to become the new Hogwarts librarian. The only problem is that Harry applied to work at Hogwarts as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,689 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
His Muse by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU! Harry is introduced to Hermione by Fleur, who met her at Beauxbatons. She's just what he needs as inspiration for the canvas he's been struggling to paint and finish. Art a way he's found to release tension from the pressure of being wizarding society
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Nights by Goldy reviews
HAlFBLOOD PRINCE SPOILERS. As the trio sets off on their Horcrux Hunt, Hermione discovers feelings she didn't know she had. Feelings for Harry. HarryHermione. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,485 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
BET ME! by writrfreak15 reviews
Meet Hermione Jane Granger, a.k.a. the ‘plump’ one in the Granger Family. She could never compete with her sister and she was always on the bad end of relationships. Now, being 27, her love life was plummeting. That was before she met Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,359 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Winter's Influence by circinusphoenix reviews
Christmas Oneshot HHr, RL, NG. In the snowy grounds of Hogwarts, Harry may find that not all gifts can be wrapped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's All That by jenl821 reviews
Loosely based on the film She's All That. Harry makes a bet with Draco that he can turn any girl into the Queen at the Yule Ball. The challenge: Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,661 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 1/6/2004 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Will Remember You by Ely-Baby reviews
In the Last Battle against Voldemort, Harry lost all his friends. Now he is alone, or he thinks he is, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,022 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 3/10/2004 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shh, Don't tell them that 'I Do' by Rachel A. Prongs reviews
Harry and Hermione got married in secret. What if the secret got out? [Challenge from Portkey. Pre OotP & HBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Love and War by TBPMrsSiriusBlack reviews
Harry and Hermione one shot. Set one year after the end of HBP. Angry and frustrated Harry, an exasperated Hermione and a few surprising admissions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strike of Midnight by pink fluff reviews
HHr story. Hermione struggles to be alone on New Year's Eve... [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Eighth by lorien829 reviews
Begins with Harry's quest for the Horcruxes and the Last Battle with Voldemort. The first defeat of Voldemort has some unimagined and inescapable consequences that continue even after his second defeat. Trying to move from canon, but will end up HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 142,068 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sight Problem by funvince reviews
A change of pace from my usual deep, meaningful stories. Harry has to make a speech at the celebration of Voldemort's downfall and he's come down with stage fright. So he goes to Fred and George for help. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Might Have Been by lorien829 reviews
Harry and Hermione's newly realized future is threatened by a Marriage Law. May have Hermione also paired with some other character in an arranged relationship! Epilogue up...Complete! Reviews are always welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,157 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Awkward Kisses and Bittersweet Stolen Moments reviews
Harry and Ginny get together and it is happily ever after? What actually happened behind Ginny's back? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Real Potter reviews
"Every man wants a half-Swedish, half-Japanese, permanently 25-year-old, 5ft 8in bisexual gymnast with a medium cup, a penchant for tastefully slutty cocktail dresses and an erotically feisty side" H/HR. COMPLETE. Yeah baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,927 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are My Sweetest Downfall reviews
What happens when reality and dreams overlap and you don't know what is real anymore? Love sometimes hurts a bit. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Whispered Truth reviews
Something that could never happen in the eyes of JK Rowling but does in my mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete