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Joined 02-21-07, id: 1224865, Profile Updated: 12-10-09
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Metalocalypse, and Worst Witch.

HEY GAYS, SOMEONE DID SOME FANART, SO GET YOUR ASSES TO DEVIANTART AND GET FAVING!

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(I wrote this 'intro' when I joined...when I was still green!)

Herro!

this is my first time writing a profile like this okez? so don't be cruel...

right now I haven't written down any of my stories, most of them go on in my head sigh so please be patient, I'll write them when I write them :o

What do I like? well...first off I LUV YUU KANDA!! STEAL HIM FROM ME AND DIE!! let's see, then...oh yes, kakashi used to be my boyfriend, but he left for another woman :'(...Harry Potter is my big brother...neji hyuuga is my student...keep in mind that all this happens in the loony land my brain appears to be most of the time :p

I read a LOT, not only fanfics, but printed books. One day I hope to write a succesful sequel to 1984 (if wishes were horses beggars would ride)

My fav mangas r akira, FMA, d grayman, nana, naruto, fruba and ranma 1/2. I read a lot of other manga though but I don't think they're worth mentioning...

Let's see what else...my cat plans to murder me in my sleep...god is on the tv...I guess that's all!

Ah si!

hablo espaƱol, asi q si me ven reviewing sus fanfics, no crean q solo estoy trantando d molestar!!

tal vez mi primer fanfic sea en castellano, ya veremos :)

EDIT: it's 2008 now, an I've uploaded four works in here so far

too bad you can't upload RPs in here as if they were originial work, otherwise there'd be much more! XD

Yuu Kanda is STILL my husband, I ain't giving him up for anything bitches >:)

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A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
I'm so sorry by UrbanHipster reviews
Kai disobeyed Yamagata about riding a certain way and ended up ruining Yama's bike. How will Yamagata deal with this? WARNING: Spanking of a teenager. And very submissive Kai. Don't like? Don't read.
Akira - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Yamagata, Kaisuke
Unbreakable by Daniella Fromage reviews
The twins wanted five-year-old Ron to take the Unbreakable Vow, but Mr. Weasley caught them in time. "He went mental. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since." WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W. - Complete
The Whomping Willow by Arkham Insanity reviews
Fred and George first year at Hogwarts are in trouble again, will they escape getting thrashed by Snape? story contains spanking of minors
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter's Terrible Day by AlastrionaSnape reviews
Anyone who has read the first book knows that Harry ended up on the school chimney once. What would have happened if he apparated somewhere else? This is au. Please seen warnings in the first chapter. Rating raised due to certain descriptions of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Truth and What We Make of It by redex reviews
KankuNeji. yes you read that right PostcaptureofGaara. It was easy to convince Gai that they needed to back up his eternal rival. But Neji really just wanted to visit a wounded shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
Of That Most Beautiful Disorder by kimi no vanilla reviews
Hyuuga Neji learns something about fate, about breaking chains, and perhaps just a bit about solving puzzles. NejixKankurou. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
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Reminiscenpocalypse reviews
How Dethklok was before they became the world 12th largest economy and the biggest music band ever. How was their ascent to fame?
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W., Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
The fifth member reviews
A story of how Toki became the final member of Dethklok without having any previous band experience. No pairings.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen, Toki W. - Complete
No am gays reviews
Toki and Skiwsgaar find themselves together alone, what will they do? Kinky things of course! Skiwsgaar/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Hermione's Books
This is experimental fiction. Instead of telling a sequential story, I want to explore the details about the world of Harry Potter we don't get to see in the books. I don't think Deathly Hallows goes into as much detail about Hermione as I would like. Yes she's a main character, but she is not THE protagonist there are some key scenes from her life that we miss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hermione G.
Hold and Release reviews
This is an Alternate Universe Harry Potter story about Snape if there had been a small but significant difference in his past. Snape/Lily fiction, I like them both, so you probably won't like this story if you hate Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Loss
Essentially a sad story about the childhood of Severus Snape. I started this thinking of Eileen shouting at her son "this is why we can't have nice things!" I think this could be considered book canon. Tell me if you think I messed something up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
Haudattu menneisyys reviews
This is a Snape survivor fic that started as a cross-over of Harry Potter and the Worst Witch. But I wanted to keep the Harry Potter canon true as much as possible and Hogwarts is the only magic school in Britain so many changes have been made.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., C. Hardbroom
Shihaiken no Maebure reviews
War rages in the Land of the Fire. Refugees pour into Konoha, forcing some residents to relocate. The effect this has on the citizens is completely unprecedented, especially for Kakashi, Iruka, Neji, and even Kankuro who is there for some reason... YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,666 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Aniiki reviews
Sequel to Progeny sorry this never became a multi-chapter story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Progeny reviews
After an absuive relationship with Mizuki, Iruka believes that he can connect with a different silver-haired ninja better. Yet just when our favourite couple were getting comfortable together, a woman appears claiming she bears Kakashi's child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Open Field reviews
Iruka uses his affections to heal an emotional wound in Kakashi's heart. Adult themes. Also some yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete