Chris T. Brodie
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Joined 11-05-01, id: 122506
Author has written 5 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, and Invader Zim.
Once upon a time...
I have always wanted to be a cartoonist. After years of drawing and filling up pages of sketchbooks as well as riddling my notebooks with doodles, I decided that the time had come to move on and set out to live out my dream. California seemed like the right destination. Plenty of opportunity there. So after allocating funds and finding a cozy loft in San Francisco, I headed west to pitch my cartoons to various animation studios and comic book companies. However, my works were rejected by all the places I went to. And since living up in California costs beaucoup money, I took a job making cheese sandwiches in a large factory. But spending eight hours a day slapping slices of cheddar and American between two pieces of Wonder bread cut into the time I had once spent working on my drawings. After being rejected by a small comic book company in San Jose, I threw in the towel on my dream. I packed my belongings, sold my loft to a newly wed Vietnamese couple and drove back to Texas.

So now, here I am back home living in my old bedroom. I enrolled in classes at the local University and am currently seeking a bachelor's degree in teacher education. But while my instructors drone on, I'm still sitting in class drawing in my notebooks. But for now, I'm just trying to make the best of things. And when I'm not in class, or drawing cartoons, or writing fiction, I'm often doing the Mallrats thing at the eastside shopping center. After perusing goodies at Hot Topic and American Eagle, then I'll head out for a slice of pizza or a cheap chicken burger and Coke before heading home.

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Four Stories reviews
Four different events that occur through the eyes of JTHM, Squee, and Devi on a single Saturday afternoon.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002
Bad Will Hunting reviews
Devi makes a new friend, but Johnny isn't too thrilled about it. Rated R for language and sexual harrasment.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2002
Hot Dog Dib reviews
Invader Zim hatches a plan to get rid of pesky Dib by turing him into a dog and selling him for "Hot dog" meat! Rated PG for mild language and some innuendos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2002
Come on, Eileen! reviews
A nosy, conceited girl accidentally gets caught spying on her new neighbor...Johnny the Homicidal maniac! Rated "R" for violence, gore, and coarse language.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2002
Squee's Baby Sitter Blues reviews
Squee's parents are going out...leaving him home alone waiting for his sitter. What if Johnny shows up? Rated R for language and some drug use, and violence!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2002