Thranduil Oropherion Redux
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Joined 02-21-07, id: 1225130, Profile Updated: 01-21-13
Author has written 11 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Silmarillion, Rebecca, Angry Birds, and Leave It To Beaver.

Because of the continued forum posting lockout, I have created a backup forum Son of Cabbages and Kings. Anyone interested may join me there. ( http://cabbagesandkings.proboards.com/index.cgi )

January 27, 2012. Since Fanfiction Net has disabled all external links from profiles, I must now post the URL to every story or forum that Fanfiction Net has forced me to keep off site.

What shall I say to introduce myself? I am old enough to know better, but that rarely stops me. My interests include politics, fine wines, gemology, spelunking and, obviously, LOTR/Silmarillion fanfiction.

Update 29 August, 2007: I have decided to post two stories previously only available at my LiveJournal. Both are inspired by Aislynn Crowdaughter's very dark and affecting tale, Mael Gul. I am exceptionally grateful to this generous author for allowing and encouraging me to write in her universe. Be advised that if you click on the link below, the tale is of an adult nature.

'Mael Gul.'

I am a proud member of Les Sept Dieux forum. If you enjoy a good discussion, check it out.

And please visit my own forum, Of Cabbages and Kings. ( http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Of_Cabbages_and_Kings/56768/ )

I believe flaming is counterproductive. Calm, courteous listing of mistakes in grammar, punctuation and whatnot works so much better. And please, would-be flamers, if you're going to engage in it, kindly make sure the quality of your own work is above reproach. You really look stupid chucking stones from a glass house.

Update September 11, 2010: To conform strictly to FanFiction.Net guidelines, I have removed the poetry quotations from one of my stories. Unfortunately, this has diminished the artistic impact of it considerably. For anyone who wishes to read it in its original form (and I highly recommend that you do) they may be found at my Live Journal ( http://randy-o.livejournal.com/ ):

Knew I Love Once ( http://randy-o.livejournal.com/9231.html )

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A Beleriand Treasury of Childish Tales by Clodia reviews
A collection of frivolous snippets. Number eight: domestic discontent in Lothlórien. MEFA 2010 Honourable Mention in Genres: Drama: Incomplete for ch.s 1-8.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring' by Morthoron reviews
The stunning sequel to Monty Python's The Hobbit. Follow the frenetic folly as the fumbling Frodo is foisted on the fractious Fellowship for a frolicking flit through Middle-earth. Nominated for the 2010 MEFA's in the Tax & Accountancy category.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,384 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Frodo B. - Complete
Night Comes Gently by Mariole reviews
After Frodo's visit, Tom Bombadil claims the One Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Home for the Holidays by Elladan son of Elrond by Claudi007 reviews
Having recovered from his summer, Elladan returns to Rivendell just in time to meet up with the Fellowship of the Ring. Now complete. Sequel to "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Followed by "The Elladan Show"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
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Pork Chop Hill reviews
The black bird has a forbidden desire for the mustache pig. But their time together will be tragically short. Rated T for slash and birdie innuendo.
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Blue Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird, Mustache Pig - Complete
Ain Melir Den Urui reviews
After witnessing an unfortunate incident on the slopes of Mount Orodruin, Elrond and Thranduil must escape Mordor disguised as females. And that's only the start of their problems. Elrond; Thranduil; Caleborn; Celebrian; Galadriel. Rated T for innuendo
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Elrond, Thranduil
The Ransom at the Redhorn reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
Edifice Rex reviews
Aragorn impresses Arwen with a sizeable gift. Dedicated to Lord Kelvin, RedBootton, and the Literate Union. Warning for innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Nothing Ventured reviews
Ten years later, Jack Sparrow returns with a startling proposition for Elizabeth and Will. Can they trust him? Will they? Most importantly, will it work? Warning: Spoilers
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Songe d'Automne reviews
Because Maxim De Winter and his second wife deserve a happier ending. Or is it?
Rebecca - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010
Ships That Pass In the Night reviews
You think you've got troubles? Two strangers meet in a little tavern on the island of Tortuga and swap stories.
Crossover - Silmarillion & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Will T. - Complete
Leave It to Solo or Beaver Joins the Alliance reviews
Han Solo and Chewbacca crash land on a strange, backward planet. Can the Beaver help them get home?
Crossover - Star Wars & Leave It To Beaver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Han S. - Complete
The Night That Covers Me reviews
An AU examination of the relationship between Legolas and Aragorn in Aislynn Crowdaughter's darkfic, Mael Gul. Warning: although this story would be rated R, there are some very disturbing elements, including slash and BDSM.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Knew I Love Once? reviews
AU, or is it? Legolas and Arwen at the Rath Dinen. Warning for AU, implied slash, and relentless ambiguity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
For those who think 'bittersweet' is deeper than a happy ending, this story is just the thing for you! Warning: Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
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