Author has written 10 stories for Gakuen Alice.
. . Nya))
~Hiya, I'm Nya
Birthplace: Catian States
-->So thus was a normal boxing day and my friend, Purple Monkey, was bored out of her mind. And then in admis of all her... BOREDOMNESS she spies a person how looks like her older brother,
and she sneaks up to him...
and slaps his ass...
and then the person turns around in shock and she finds out that it's the wrong person.
Then she runs for her life.
-->My classmates named F1, B, and F2 are playing with little kids in a elementary school because they were supposed to.
F1, B and F2 had to take care of a troublesome little kid.
"If your hand is bigger then your face then you got problems," says the little kid in a wierd accent.
"Really?" relies F1 so thus she puts her hand on her face...
...and then the little kid pushes her hand so she hits her face, HARD.
Crying with her hands on her face, she accidentally slaps B who was right beside her...
and B turns around and elbows F2 in the nose. Then F2 gets a nose bleed, and is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Just another day at school...
--> I had this teacher called Mr. Sub who shared embarassing stories with us once, his went like this:
Since Mr Sub was a substitude, he worked at many different schools before. You know how there's always a bell for attendence in the last block (if you didn't, now you know)? So Mr Sub was blanking out that day when he was teaching for it was a Friday and the class he was teaching was very obidient.
In this particular school, the attendence bell sounds just like the normal bell so when it rang, one of his students thought of an idea and started to pack up. Then the other students started to follow his lead. Mr Sub, seeing as he just blanked out, thought it was the end of class and as the students headed for the door said, "Have a good weekend!"
Of course after that, Mr Sub realized that the day ended quite... fast.
So he looked at his watch and realized...
That he let the class go 45 minutes early.
Mr Sub then managed to stop the half of the class who didn't have a chance to go out the door yet and then started to chase the other half of the class.
To the normal teachers whom where teaching, if they looked out the door, they would probably see a sub running in the halls with a FUNNY look on his face.
But then the other half of the class just played a joke on Mr Sub and all went back to class coz they were 'good students'.
Thus the end of the Mr Sub story =D
--> Another class of mine, called Bob, had a girlfriend once.
To get a better picture, let's just say he was taller then her...
So, once he tried to kiss her but missed and then...
Kissed her ear.
And, not to mention, his girlfriend's mother was watching
--> Sooo, we were sharing embarrassing stories and one popped up about a girl who was (somehow) in a very awkward situation with a random woman in the check out line of some random store.
And she decided to try to lighten up the mood so she asked "When are you expecting?" to the woman.
And the woman answered "I'm not expecting".
And the awkward atmosphere just became heavier in this check out line in a random store between a girl and a woman.
Randomn phone CONVERSATIONS...
The following are ACTUAL phone conversations, the are REAL and HILARIOUS
Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't getthrough; can you help?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before
cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?"
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please"
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "I don 't know."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "I can't reach."
Caller: "Well, it's not because I don 't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Operator: "A power ... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??"
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers; wider freeways but narrower viewpoints; we spend more but have less; we buy more but enjoy it less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences but less time; we have more degrees buy less sense; more knowledge but less judgement; more experts but more problems; more medicine but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too early, read too seldom (not on fanfic tho!), watch TV too much and pray too seldom.
We have multipied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned to make a living but not a life. We've added years to life but not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conqured outer space but not innerspace. We've done larger things not better things.
We've cleaned up the air but polluted the soul. We write more but learn less. We have higher incomes but lower morals. We plan more but accomplish less (nya: heheheh..) We've learned to rush but not to wait. we build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies then ever but have less communication.
These are the times of fast food and slow digestion; tall people and short character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the times of world peace but domestic warfare, more leisure but less fun, more kinds of food but less nutrition. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce; of fancier houses but broken homes.
These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one-night stands(Nya: ??), overweight bodies and pills that do everything from cheer, to quit, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when digital technology can bring a letter to you and a time when you can choose to either make a difference or to just hit delete...
Statment on Our Higher Education By W. M. Ransom
We learned not to shot things,
Wiser then ourself.
Cranes, mountain beavers, crippled bear, toads.
We learned that a hunter that doesn't eat his game,
Is a traitor and should wonder the world,
We learned to fish the shallow sides of the creeks,
And check the traps before the dew lifts.
It is kindness in our savagery,
To owe our prey a clean death and honorable end.
We learned from our game,
To be eaten when we died,
Learned that our fathers,
Learned this before us.
Because of this you are brothers,
To cranes, mountain bever, toads and me.
And to a crippled old bear,
That neither one will ever see.
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