NoLifeAngel
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Joined 02-22-07, id: 1225389, Profile Updated: 03-14-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

HI EVERYONE!!

Name's NoLifeAngel and I love writing fanfics!

Even though I don't have that many up at the moment. -,-"

Anyways I'm a cool coco-bean! 8D

Well, more like a nerdy coco-bean

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Mate by Smells-Like-Mary reviews
Hinata, TenTen, Sakura and Ino were 4 normal girls until 4 vampires kidnap them and try to force them to become their mates. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All you get by Mettlei reviews
It was just the blood, It excited him...every time. The first time for them, nothing gentle about it. Graphic Yaoi. Bondage. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
GirlTrouble? by animegothgirl16 reviews
The girls are acting a little strange? How? By sexually assaulting the guys, that's how! Pairing: Naruhina Sasusaku InoShika NejiTen, may be more chapters later on
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Noctis Liberi by Shurikenx reviews
Children of the night make such music, don't they? AU, Itachi/Sasuke, Uchihacest, lemons, limes and disturbing content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crying out by GuardianOfMuse reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Alice of Human Sacrifice by Tyranno's girl reviews
“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Chaos by DeviousxXxSmile reviews
Cheesy pick uplines? Transsexuals? a weedwacker? WTF? CRACK. Being rewritten. If you have already read this, check back to see if I have added any funny tid bits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Red Sake by GlompGal reviews
Having a sake competiton seemed great at the time, until he had to head back to his room and find a very strange acting tobi... rape, tobidei/madadei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Falling Away With You by move them hands reviews
There will never be another as good as you, this is my moment. This is my moment of pure bliss. Life afterwords will only seem meaningless. You were everything I had hoped you'd be." JuuSasu Angst, AU/AR, BP, COMPLETE, Death, Violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Juugo, Sasuke U. - Complete
Crimson Dripped Darkness by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Konoha, Alaska. 30 days of darkness. Blood obsessed monsters. But one isn't like the others. Naruto befriends him and takes him to their shelter. Was this a mistake? You know damn well it was. Full Summery Inside NarutoXGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,982 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Dominate me by Alrye reviews
"Fine, I'll prove I can be quiet for anything." "Anything? So that means I can do anything to try to make you scream out? Anything right?" What started off as simple a challenged ended in pain, torture, and love. Rated M for a good reason. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/19/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
To Take Away Your Grief by xXAkasunaxMarionetteXx reviews
Deidara is devistated after Sasori dies, and Tobi sees this as the time to make his move to claim his sempai forever.... Rape and Lemons! PLZ REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Strange Connection by move them hands reviews
Sasuke has a bit too much at a friend's party and it's up to Juugo to help him home. JuuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Juugo, Sasuke U. - Complete
Racing Death by Boejangles reviews
Eleven teens go to Majestic Creek an abandoned hospital for some scares. When a pratical joke turns deadly will they make it out with their life? How will they deal when everything goes wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Cape by Snowcouger reviews
Naruto really hates New Years. But this year is different.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
HumorHorror by LunchboxRetards reviews
Four friends get stuck in the Naruto universe during an experiment to revive Chuckie, the evil doll. Hilarity ensures as they run around Akatsuki, Sound, and Konoha. Crack fic, mild horror. Rated M for language, pervertedness, and sexual situations. R & R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007
Finally Comming Home by HappyEmoPuppy9034 reviews
WARNING: This is my first fic, so please no flames! Slight yaoi DeiTobi but very minor, and Xtreame emoness ahead. Woot!Tobi can't bear living without Deidara, so he tries to fix it. I don't own naruto so.....shut up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Psychologist by Lyricism reviews
AU. Deidara seems like the standard new kid to Sasori. But, when the bubbly blond enters his life and brings love, child abuse and his cutting adddiction out into the open, Sasori's life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Itachi's Stolen Nailpolish by BuckWylde reviews
Itachi wakes up one day to find his precious nailpolish has been stolen, and his ensuing search for it brings on way more insanity than even he could have bargained for. Crack pairings, OOC, possibly offensive humor, random, non-canon timeline
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Diplomatic Mission for Suna’s Akasuna no Sasori by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Momentum by kazshki reviews
He stood there, unmoving as the cold winter wind whipped his body harshly. But nothing matters now, and that winter's night was when Sasuke realized his mistake of a lifetime. ANGST, ONESHOT. SLIGHT SASU/NARU. REVISED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Danna's So Pretty! by aBoOm-Un reviews
Sasori is sick to the death of Deidara’s stupid jokes, his crazy complaining, blowing up stuff up, and simply Deidara in general. Yet, little does Deidara know that karma always comes back and bites you in the ass... [SasoDei, OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Daddy by WingArashi reviews
Naruto has a sickness and will die on father's day. Will naruto be left in the dark or will someone help him. And yes the Uchiha's never died...Neither did Neji's Dad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Have the Strength? by Kumotta reviews
My first fanfiction! It's Uchihacest, so that means yaoi boyxboy Itachi comes back to the leaf village, it also reveals some hidden parts of their relationship before Itachi left. Also it reveals my idea of why Itachi went postal. Hope you enjoy! ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love you, DogBreath by Stavi reviews
Naruto is in the Hospital because of a suicide attempt. Kiba wants to tell Naruto that he loves him. Will it be too late? Rated: M just incase. Suicide, Characterdeath, and Yaoi.[KibaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Healer by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto losses the will to live and falls into a coma, can anyone save him from this darkness that threatens to swallow him whole? [Yaoi Nejinaru, Lemon, occness] ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Hobby by Galance reviews
Gaara took up a nice little pastime, much to his siblings' delight. What is his hobby? Well... They're not exactly sure. Rated for bad words. Sandsib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Caught in the Middle by Melfina Lupin reviews
As a middle child, Kankuro is often caught in the middle of Temari and Gaara's fights. Warning: Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Lust by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
Haruno Sakura goes to an All Girl Private school. Even, living the upbeat, glamorous and accelerated, life of the rich, in Upper East New York, Sakura still isn’t satisfied. She thirsts for something more. Along, comes the new sexy English teacher...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Babysitting by YvonneandNeji reviews
During their bath Sasuke asks Itachi a question, but how does he answer? Yaoi, incest, minor, Any other evil I can add in?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day that Changed the Boy by Hammy Uchiha reviews
[Sequel to Black Bear] Pretend Kyuubi never existed. Yondaime reads an important note too late to save a clan...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Call Me Danna by Ai-Fennec reviews
Sasori and Deidara's relationship from day 1. YAOI, crossdressing, language[SasoDei][DeiSaso][DeiIta]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Cute Little Psycho reviews
Umino Koiruki, loving daughter and kind friend. However, push her too far you better be ready to run. After all she may be cute, but she is certainly a little psycho. RATED M FOR FUTURE CONTENT, KisaOc, KakaIru plus other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kisame H.
A Horror Tale reviews
I wasn't sure what would happen when I walked out of my house, but I knew it had to be done. One-Shot, Horror, Character Death, Urban Myths
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hinata H.
The Fox and the Maiden reviews
"Long, long ago it has been told, of the kind-hearted Fox Demon, and the Maiden of the village, their tale, I shall let you hear of it, yes I shall…" He sang softly with the music. Based on the vocaloid song Ogre and the Maiden by KAITO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
True Love Speaks reviews
It was on a day that Hinata didn't want coming. She knew that she needed to do something, but will she be able to fall through with her true feelings to Naruto before it's too late? One-Shot, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Unlikely Couple ONE SHOT SASUOC reviews
She had always been the one girl that he could never get to look his way. He was the one boy she didn't obsess over. This is what happens when their both forced to share one room. ONE-SHOT, SasukeOc and hint of NaruHina Rated M for Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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