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Joined 11-05-01, id: 122544
Author has written 6 stories for Banjo-Kazooie, Perfect Dark, Invader Zim, F-Zero, and Zero Wing.
10/5/03 New Zero-Wing story. I never played the game before, but its Famous for the "ALL YOUR BASE" line. This story also has Mr.T and Star Trek. CATs (the guy on the TV screen if you ever say the horrible translation scene) speaks horrible language as usual, but plans to destroy the English Language and those who use it. The U.S.S. federation uses the English language to communicate. And Mr.T, was fighting Allah and somehow appear in the future in space with his Van, Sub-marine equipment van!

10/4/03 Updated Pico story and make a new story The Skull: Religious Soccer Moms Attack

Information on new story: It all started at Gamefaqs. People asked if The Skull is evil, because he used Black Magic. But for one who would be evil, he's very friendly and the F-Zero Committee sure likes him. In the story, The Skull wins a Ruby Cup and Grand Prix and is interviewed by Mr. Zero.. A kid likes The Skull, and wants his mommy to see the program.. The mother whatches, and once Mr. Zero asks a question, The Skull makes a response containing the words "Black Magic." The Mom is a religious, soccer (as in, tries to ban many things) mom. Black Magic is considered evil.. And soon, Religious Soccer Moms will attack The poor Skull.. Don't ask about Black Shadow, he never said on T.V. he was evil..

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All Your English Are Destroyed By Us reviews
This contains Zero Wing, Mr. T, and Star Trek The Next Generation. CATs is preserved to live centries later, and wants to destroy the English language, and perhaps living creatures.
Zero Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003
Pico's Definense Really hostile or not? reviews
What was really going on with Pico? Did he truly cause the accident 4 years ago (in GX time)? This gives a nice story with opinionedbacked-upmade up history. Warning, cursing and future violence!
F-Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Skull: Religious Soccer Moms Attack reviews
The Skull used Black Magic to be in F-Zero.. Religious Soccer Moms hear The Skull uses Black Magic.. They ATTACK! Rating PG-13 for future chapters!
F-Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2003
Mr Blonde's Experience and other short stories reviews
Mr.Blonde's Experience of Revenge, The Attack of the Evil Dr. Caroll TWO, and Androids in Black.
Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 4/24/2002
Gruntilda Winkybunions Revenge: SOM.. reviews
I don't mind Teenagers seeing this at all..This has sexual jokes and cuss words..Basically,Boggy and his family dies,thanks to Grunty and her cousin Scrot(as in Scrotum) and Mumbo demands more revenge,that starts story.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002
Perfect Dib reviews
Dib becomes an Agent at the Conery Institute
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002