Street Howitzer
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Joined 02-22-07, id: 1225775, Profile Updated: 07-09-11
Author has written 9 stories for Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Ocean's 11, Bible, and Sherlock.

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I'm lazy and frequently embarrass myself.

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Beyond by bittergrapes reviews
Sherlock muses on how his bones betray him. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John established relationship, next in the Translock series after 'Beinnan'. SUPER fluffy and saccharine at the end - you're warned!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Before by bittergrapes reviews
A forwarded letter from a distant relative starts a fight between John and Sherlock. Set after 'Beneath' in my Translockverse. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Disclaimers included in the story.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beneath by bittergrapes reviews
Sherlock is hiding something, and it's pissing John off. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Rated M for smut. Author's notes and disclaimers in story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Firsts That John Watson Failed To Notice by Lit My Cig With Your Pain reviews
Five firsts that John Watson failed to notice and one he didn't. OneShot, short and to the point.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
If Heaven by LSMunch reviews
Fin and Munch on a different kind of roof, scanning the skies for heaven.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
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That Ice Is Slowly Melting reviews
Lestrade proposes an alternate theory for Sherlock's actions. Sequel to "... That Road Before". Rated for swearing and implied Sherlock/John. Also, there's Lestrade/Anthea.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade
I've Seen That Road Before reviews
John finally sees Sherlock's bedroom. Sequel to "...Right Now". Rated for Sherlock/John, violence, swear-words, nudity, and the Full Frontal Assault trope.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Feels So Right Now reviews
Autistic!demisexual!Sherlock and bisexual!confused!John. John ruins everything. Rated for swearing, discussions of drug use, and sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Evolution of Theory reviews
Sherlock is ever-analytical. Spoilers for PINK, SherlockxJohn slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surely he took up our infirmities reviews
An expansion of the story told in Matthew 8:5-13 and Luke 7:1-10, which is commonly referred to as the Faith of the Centurion, or the Healing of the Centurion's Servant. Rated for slash. Centurion x Pais.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Taking Charge reviews
Linus tries his skills at negotiation. Danny x Rusty x Linus. Not a lemon.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Linus, Rusty - Complete
The Other Companion reviews
There were times, for the merest flash of a second, when he ceased to be Watson and became nothing less than John. Slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Theft of Destiny reviews
On the tribulations of becoming a Pirate Lord. Prequel to Curse of the Black Pearl, contains spoilers for At World's End, eventual BarbossaxJack and BillxJack implications. Warnings to change as the story evolves. Ch. 1 added July 11 '07.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Hector B., William T./Bootstrap Bill
Vexations reviews
Anakin and ObiWan discuss personality flaws. Takes place between TPM and AotC. Rated for implied QuiGonxObiWan slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete