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Joined 02-22-07, id: 1225858, Profile Updated: 02-27-14
Author has written 9 stories for Homestuck, Elder Scroll series, and Freakazoid.

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She Dies by LittlePorcelainDoll reviews
The pleasure of watching him kill was more intense than it had any right to be. Female!Dragonborn/Cicero one-shot
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V. - Complete
Exquisite Surrender by superlabelgirl reviews
In the midst of his murder, Equius reflects on his life, and why nothing has ever felt quite like dying. Long Equius headspace fic. Rated T for violence, abuse, D/s themes. Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Equius Z. - Complete
Funebre by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
No one should have to face death alone. Not even Betas.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
The Irony of Bubblemates by Ros3bud009 reviews
Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,973 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Careworn Victory by Ember A. Keelty reviews
PM looks a LOT like Bec when she puts the ring on. Awkward sweetness with Jade ensues.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Missions by MikariStar reviews
Shinra is reformed, but the Turks still need to go on missions. It's just that the missions are a little different, such as finding lost pets, running errands, doing chores, and helping make the world a better place.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 66,257 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Death and All His Friends by Esperer reviews
It's funny with these humans, how life goes on. How they can take the worst string of mass murders in their history, even the deaths of their husbands and sons and best friends, and piece together a new life out of what remains. Multiple POVs, post-canon.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Near - Complete
Guardian by ENTRIKIT reviews
He thinks maybe he likes her the best because she is so vibrant, so alive; this is, at least, what he tells himself. Auron/Rikku drabble. A series of oneshots.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Rikku, Auron
Reminiscence by SayuXx reviews
Rikku is dealing with the loss of one special guardian.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Snapshots of Existence by LadyNightRunner reviews
Click. A moment in time, defining the people- if they really are people- they have become. Click. The ties that bind. Click. Memories. Click. Good times, and bad. Click.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008
How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk reviews
From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Demegawa H., K. Higuchi - Complete
Limits by LadyNightRunner reviews
There is only so much Reno is willing to do to complete an assignment and you, Tseng, have just crossed the line. No. Hell no. Reno won't do it. You can go find some other- oh, damn. Fine. He'll wear the dress.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Return to the Sea by LadyNightRunner reviews
The Sequel to A Little Mal de Mer. They have to get home, after all, and that means another three days on a boat. Vincent isn't even going to fight it this time, but Tifa is.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Chaos - Complete
In Sickness & in Health by H.J. Bender reviews
A story for anyone who's ever thought that having the flu was as bad as it could get...think AGAIN. Skwisgaar gets sick, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
A little Mal de Mer by LadyNightRunner reviews
In which more is learned about Chaos and his relationship with the world in general and two people in particular. Warning: rough seas, cuteness, cuddling, and general oddity dead ahead. Whales to starboard. Confused Vincent off the port bow.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Vincent V., Marlene W. - Complete
illegal unlockables by kinky boot fiend reviews
the black market district of traverse town... where the final fantasy characters rejected from kingdom hearts live now their cannon has been mutilated - rated for the REAL CID HIGHWIND'S mouth
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Bad Harry by The Parody King reviews
*Points to title* Harry goes bad. This fic will parody many villeins from not only last year, but also many velleins from any time. This fic promises to be parhaps the stupidest thing you have read. At less you are familar with the usual Parody King fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Need for Spoons by YACCBS reviews
It's Christmas, but Tifa and Yuffie aren't feeling very joyous. So whatever can they do to improve their mood? CloTi Yuffentine. Shortlisted for the Genesis Award - Best Humor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Tifa L., Yuffie K. - Complete
The Ninja Life by MsRainey reviews
Sequel to, "When in doubt, Become a Ninja?" What happens when something life changing happens to Vincent and Yuffie? Humor and Romance! Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
When in doubt, Become a Ninja? by MsRainey reviews
Yuffie is on the path to finding herself...Or maybe finding some materia. A silly little fic really, with some Humor and Romance. Yuffentine YuffieVincent
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,580 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Don't Steal My Sunglasses by Ari Eli reviews
[COMPLETE] [Sequel is currently discontinued/in an infinite hiatus. I may return to it someday with a total rewrite, but right now I don't see that happening. Sorry!] Originally a twoshot of a little skirmish that I imagined could take place before the group goes to Gagazet. Rikku is bored... rated T because I'm a coward. Aurikku, don't like it, don't read it, okay?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,001 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Would Hogwarts Survive This? by Ninjababe reviews
An AU and crossover. A crossover with something Disney, even. Basically, I've put two new characters into Hogwarts... Can the castle survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Dead men and Homsar tell no tales by Pazoink reviews
Strong Sad confesses on Homsar's miraculous comeback and odd speech.Mostly written at night, so it might seem a bit... meh... in places.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
In short, Vincent by LadyNightRunner reviews
The opinions, preferences, and thoughts that make Vincent Valentine who he is. His observations on the world around him. Attack of the Yuffie. Marlene's good intentions. Just a peek into the secret life of a gunman.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Vincent V. - Complete
Crime and Punishment by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
No pairings. What could have happened during a certain event in the Underworld. Let's just say that certain parties will get their comeuppance.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Auron - Complete
Reminiscence by axellichouchou reviews
It all started with an apple from her to him. Aurikku oneshot.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Hiccups by Gagamoo reviews
Under the Lake Macalania, Yuna discovers she has hiccups, can Rikku's AlBhed folk remedies cure her? Or will what Wakka said about dieing if you have them for a whole day true? ONESHOT
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Yuna, Rikku - Complete
Anima:The Illness Inducing Aeon by The Kat Valentine reviews
They had to do it. No one wanted to, but it had to be done. Anima. [oneshot]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Scary by lewdness reviews
How were they supposed to know that the door was a dud? [Monsters Inc. crossover] [oneshot, RikuSoraKairi friendship] [Crack!Drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Savior by Youkai Hime90 reviews
He is, in complete simplicity, her savior. Xaldin x Belle. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Where Have All The Villains Gone? by Ryan Phelan reviews
Why are villains everywhere suddenly becoming lawabiding citizens? One villain searches for answers with the help of some unlikely allies. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! FINALLY!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,038 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004
WOOSHHHH by i x3 MCR reviews
Rated R for: Strong language, drug references, unmentionable mentionings. What happens when you take three rock stars and drop them im the midde of a quidditch game? Features, Billie Joe of Green Day, and Billy and Joel of Good Charlotte.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2005
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Propaganda reviews
As far as Doze knows, there are three people in The Felt who are Not A Homosexual (TM), and as if that's not weird on its own, they're all unapproachable. So, besides huge amounts of alcohol, what does it really take to join the few? The proud? The heteros?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2014
Kids: Play Shitty Card Game (Against Humanity) (and Trollkind) reviews
This is not a game for crybabies. Just ask Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Dave S.
Completionism reviews
The Listener is the main character of a videogame. Cicero doesn't know this, but he knows there's SOMETHING special about her. He's not quite genre-savvy enough to pinpoint a completionist when he sees one, but he's loyal enough to help in any way he can. (Lots of meta humor. Slightly one-sided CiceroxFemDovahkiin because, come on. Seriously.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Freakastuck
You wouldn't BELIEVE how hard it is to get a bunch of villains to work together. At least this motley crew is saving sCHIP a lot of trouble by trying to kill each other. But suuuure, they can reach an agreement. Just this once. Maybe. Still, watch your back, Freak. You and your mysterious little geeky friend.
Crossover - Freakazoid & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Published: 2/27/2014
A Thorn by Another Name reviews
The last person she ever expected to need her is also the last one who'd ever admit it. The last person she ever expected to care about is also the only one she shouldn't. And she wants nothing but to help him, mortality be damned. CHAPTER 3? FINALLY UP.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne - Complete
Helmets reviews
The Dragonborn has some time to think once the battle's over. All she can think about is their faces. She didn't know them in life, but she wishes she had.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
what a DARING DREAM
Alone in the lab, a nightmare stuck in your head like a song on repeat, and for some reason you think of the ocean.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gamzee M. - Complete
Glitched
They must be Doomed. The Heroes know this wasn't supposed to happen to them. In this timeline, the game has been exploited. One by one, they fall to bloodfester hacks. The hacker among them wants to die.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Eaten reviews
Milk makes you STRONG. Exercise makes you STRONG. STRONGNESS hurts everyone you love. You can't exercise anymore. You can't eat anymore. Maybe your body will eat itself, and you can finally relax. Maybe everything will be better.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete