Brother Bludgeon
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Author has written 8 stories for Kim Possible, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Buffy X-overs.

Swift blessings upon your skulls, brothers and sisters.

I am Brother Bludgeon. Frequent ranting reviewer hoping to branch out into actual writing in the foreseeable future.

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I was born in a log cabin in the Arctic Circle, where I was promptly abandoned by my mother, who had chosen to devote her life to the health and welfare of arctic mammals. Well, to the health and welfare of one arctic mammal. Okay, she was eaten by a polar bear a few seconds after I was born. I don't blame the old she-bear much. Raised me like her own cub. Of course, without the masses of blubber and thick coat of transparent insulating fur, I was pretty miserable. Every morning, mother bear would take me out onto the ice to catch breakfast, a seal or something. She'd smash one of her paws against the ice until it shattered, then proceded to reach for whatever happened to be down there, and anything she caught, we'd eat. Later on, she started teaching me to do it herself. First, she'd give the ice a good smack, then she'd just stare at me, expectantly. Eventually I caught on. Broke every bone in both hands, though I'd long since lost all feeling from the neck down, so I didn't really mind.

I lived like this for the first dozen years or so before I was discovered by a group of Eskimo missionaries, preaching the good word of Tekkeitsertok, master of caribou. Now, I'd been eating food with a 400 percent saturated fat content and that diet had been combined with a mixture of hibernation and breaking through two and a half feet of solid ice with my bare fists. At age twelve, I weighed about 390lbs. of fat and muscle. And fat. They killed my furry mother, and there was much feasting and rejoicing. When we returned to their village, I was welcomed like family. I learned seven of the 18 words for ice and even got a tribal name. Years later, I found out the name meant "turd frozen to a moose's ass fur," but at the time it really made me feel special. One day, the village elders came and told me they'd saved up to send me to college in Missouri. I was only thirteen at the time and had never really been to any kind of school, but I was so happy. It wasn't the best sendoff, as I recall. It wasn't so much that they were paying to send me to college as it was that they'd sold me to a hopelessly lost traveling circus for twenty-five american dollars and the bearded lady. They call it "freak swapping," and it started in the late 1800's as a way to keep sideshows fresh. There are rules, of course. It has to be a mutually beneficial swap. I mean, you can't trade Mike the Dog-faced Boy for Larry the Dog-faced Boy, that's just pointless. But, I digress. I was on my way to the good ole contiguous United States.

Long story short, after I buried the ringmaster, fifteen clowns, and the shy but beautiful tightrope walker who taught me what it was to love, I tried to get myself a job in the big city. In this case, the big city was Branson, Missouri: Las Vegas' Creepy Second Cousin. My first gig was running security detail for Wayne Newton. It goes without saying, I had never before nor have not since seen so many old women's panties. I'm proud to say, during my stint as his bodyguard, not a single undergarment ever came close to hitting Mr Las Vegas. Sadly, the bullet was another story. My next job was chasing pigeons off of airport runways. Don't think they ever paid me, but I got to eat whatever I caught, so I made do. It wasn't too long before I found myself in a bit of a rut. Day in and day out, everything always the same. Chase, scream, wave my arms around, chase, do a dog impression, pounce, suddenly remember the difference between pigeons and airplanes, run away, chase, pounce, eat, pass out from my own smell, and start over the next day. I hitched a ride in the landing gear of a 747 and made my way to New York City. That, brothers and sisters, is where I thought I had finally found my true calling: super heroism.

That's right, you may remember me as the spectacular Bludgeon Man. It's slightly more likely that you remember me as the guy who beat several muggers to death in Central Park. Well, they were either muggers or joggers. Honest mix-up, am I right? Well, I got out on a plea bargain and a dramatic jailbreak, but those fifteen mintues in irons changed my life. That den of regret and misery called out to me, begging for answers and absolutions beyond my powers to give. I wandered the city, alone, confused, and with no natural rhythm. Seriously, put on music, I'll just stand there and look nervous. I can't even robot. Anyone can robot! I mean, I probably could, if I practiced, but then... I'd be able to do the robot and what the hell kind of good would that do me? A few days later, I looked up and realized I'd walked to some obscure island in the middle of the South China Sea Convenience Store parking lot. As if destiny were reaching down and shaking my by the scruff of my neck, I was standing in front of the most beautifully decorated cardboard building I've ever laid eyes on. I placed my hand on the door and genly pushed. The ornately carved doors held fast, but that was okay. A passing car splashed some water on it and the whole thing sagged and fell down, revealing the Head Abbot of the Order of Compulsive Monks. I took my oaths that very day, and the rest, as they say, is equally long and ridiculous.

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The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 316,438 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 526,677 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 994 - Published: 6/23
Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth? -Discontinued- -Up for adoption, PM me-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 195,081 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
SeaHorse by Vahn reviews
The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma - Complete
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 4,358 - Follows: 5,125 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
The Darkest Light by Persnikitty reviews
Naruto/Zatoichi X-over. Blinded during the sealing by an overload of toxic energy, Naruto must adapt to a world of darkness. In time, it becomes his greatest friend. Response to Pudgypudge's 'Darkness is my Friend' challenge. AU, Violence, Adult Themes.
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,018 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 576,220 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 6,586 - Follows: 7,732 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30355 - Favs: 16,769 - Follows: 14,601 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Coming Out On Top by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Harry Potter gets the short end of the stick, I think we can all agree. But what if, in a strange twist of fate, every time Harry James Potter met adverse circumstance he always ended out on top? Bad things always happen to the hero, but in this case the hero rides these events to the top. Updates sort of frequently, very WIP, not a serious fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,617 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7821 - Favs: 7,220 - Follows: 6,054 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,312 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 7,612 - Follows: 7,809 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Kim Possible : 'The Ron Identity' by eckles reviews
How far will you go to get the person you love back? And what if he can never come back to the way and the person he was? What if he's afraid too? And what if he discovers your one of the reasons for all this?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,317 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kim P., Ron S.
The Merry Killers by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,379 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 5,738 - Follows: 6,506 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Naruto: A Cliche Parody 2 point 6 and a third by NarutosBrat reviews
Well, people asked for it, so here is the uber harem version of the original. I would suggest reading the author notes at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 184,375 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,433 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 6,878 - Follows: 7,158 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
The Uzumaki Descendant by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,725 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 6,041 - Follows: 6,873 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 5,763 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Way Too Old School by Mr. Wizard reviews
It's time to go off to college, but who will take Ron? Maybe rejection isn't always a bad thing. After the Ball is over...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 147,542 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kim P., Ron S.
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Boy Who Lived by Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Castling by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is not mine. I am not writing this for profit. Please enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,598 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Shinji I.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Taking Advantage by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji finds himself without his memories. Surely though the people around him won't try to take advantage... right?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Pandora's Box by TouGod reviews
When things go bad on Earth and only get worse, Harry decides to try and fix things, but things don't go to plan. Can Harry learn to survive after opening Pandora's Box?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,069 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Sylwanin
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14330 - Favs: 7,454 - Follows: 5,642 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Middlewood by yvj reviews
AU KP Western. A young man rides into the peaceful town of Middlewood. On the run from his bloody past he searches for his one chance at happiness. However, Middlewood has secrets of its own.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,455 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/30/2006
Working Around the Crazy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Lucifer needs another meat suit. Michael has more important things to do.
Crossover - Supernatural & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Lucifer, Michael W. - Complete
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
X Files: Friends like these by yvj reviews
AU. Kim and Ron are agents who specialize in unexplained phenomena, they are the investigators of The X-Files, strange and inexplicable cases which are also mysteries that the FBI doesn't want solved.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,319 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Kim P., Ron S.
The End Is the Beginning by Zentrodie reviews
The world has changed and not in a way anybody could have anticipated. Now the survivors have to continue to live in a world they never would have thought they would.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,635 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
When Duty Isn't Enough by Firebird9 reviews
Janine once accused Nicholas of being married to the force. Two years after the events of the movie, Nick is wondering whether his duty to the service is enough anymore. Nick/OC and deals with some of the aftermath of the NWA's actions.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Gods and Heroes by wentworth360 reviews
Set after Superman Returns. Non-Canon, alternative taken on things...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 130,858 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Orders by Zentrodie reviews
On a joke Misato gives Rei an order that alters the course of not only one life but many
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,846 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Mighty Oaks From Tiny Acorns Grow by dave-d reviews
Naruto left something behind. Hinata hurried to return it to him. Where was he headed? What did he do there that surprised her? Why did she feel so good when she joined in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron Conners: Life on the Edge by Mulletmanalive reviews
AU: diverges at So the Drama. Ron leads a strange and desperate rebellion against Drakken and a truly insane Shego some time after Kim's death. Nonlinear storytelling.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 70 - Words: 136,460 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Ron S., Bonnie R. - Complete
Kim Possible: The Next Generation by MrDrP reviews
When Ensign Kim Possible's best friend Ron Stoppable visits her on the Enterprise D, an adventure of galactic proportions begins. Now incorporating the events of The Naco On The Edge of Forever and an all new bonus conclusion. COMPLETE
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,145 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
KP FM by yvj reviews
Revitalizing the song fic genre...The Z Morning crew brings you the latest hits rehashed and remixed in the KPverse for your viewing pleasure. First up....Unfaithful...Bonnielicious...It Wasn't Me....This is what happens when you have too much free time
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007
Ronnie Diamond Private Eye by Bubbahotek reviews
Ron is injured on a mission and now believes he is a world famous detective and Kim is his secratery. Takes Place Before STD. I do Not own Kim Possible or any characters from the show.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,751 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Ronicus ad Porta by Mr. Wizard reviews
Long before Ronicus the Gladiator, there was Ronicus the Junior Cadet Tribune. Can his skill and courage,and that of his companion the Masked Warrior of Mystery, stand before Rome's greatest enemy? Epilogue, a hero honored.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,654 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
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He Can't See It reviews
Xander's good deed doesn't go unpunished, leaving him trapped in Sunnydale High way after hours. A chance meeting in the dark lets him see someone when no one else would. Response to a challenge by dogbertcarroll
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Xander H.
Christmas of Love reviews
All the Whos down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot. Cindy Lou Who, age 22, likes it too. Only, this Christmas, she's hoping for something that doesn't come from a store.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Can't Take the Sky reviews
They didn’t count on living long enough to send the wave with the truth about Miranda and the Reavers. They sure didn’t count on living after that. And nobody counted on a pudgy kid asking if Serenity could give his two friends a ride. KP Firefly Fusion
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Ron S.
Badical Nindo reviews
“‘Never be normal.’ That's my nindo, my ninja way. Helping her, watching her back no matter what, being there for the one whose eyes look at me and don’t turn cold. That, too, is my ninja way…” Kim PossibleNaruto Fusion
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Ron S.
Daughter of Secrets, Daughter of Lies reviews
The Way of the Ninja is Honor. The Way of the Ninja is Death. Above all else, the Way of the Ninja is Solitude. It was the warmth of his smile that made her forget it. The warmth of his smile that made her forsake it.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2007
SideTrekked: Where No Man Has Gone Before reviews
There is a presence aboard the H.S.S. Ron Stoppable. Dark, ancient, and hungry. Will our intrepid crew overcome it? Maybe… if the ship’s girlfriend can keep her hands off his hull for more than five seconds. Sequel to SideTrekked: “To Boldly Go
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Ron S., Kim P.
SideTrekked: To Boldly Go reviews
Not the fastest ship, or the best armed. Definitely not the prettiest. But every soul on board would do anything to see this ship through the dangers that lie ahead. Even when the ship is REALLY asking for it. Now with Bonus Features!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,637 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Dementor Went Down to Georgia reviews
SONGFIC Dementor wants the device, Kim is helpless, and it's up to Ron to save the day. Somewhere, Charlie Daniels is weeping. Devil Went Down to Georgia written and originally performed by the Charlie Daniels Band.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete