I Lost My Buh-Lance
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Joined 02-23-07, id: 1226018, Profile Updated: 11-26-11
Author has written 18 stories for Gorillaz, and Regular Show.

Oh, hello there.

I take it that you've come to this webpage to find out more about me. Sorry to rain on your parade, but I've packed up my stuff moved on out of here. Yeah I'm calling it quits after three years of writing stories on this site. I'd say I come on here every so often to read a few stories, but I'd be lying. Most of my time is being eaten up because I'm enrolled in university. If you're a high schooler you'll know that once you enter an institute of higher learning, your life is essentially eat, sleep, and homework. Besides all of that my major is a lot of hard work so there's no time for dilly-dallying.

In addition to the mountains of homework I get assigned every week, I've also lost interest in fan fiction writing. For a time it was fun. To give you a brief synopsis of why I joined here, it was because as a kid, I always thought up stories and characters for something I was a fan of. Up until 2006, I didn't even know there was a term for all of this stuff, and honestly, I didn't know I wasn't the only one did things like this. A year later, in 2007, I signed up to this site.

(Kudos to the guy who showed me this site. I tried to get in contact with him, but it looks like he abandoned his profile a while ago).

*WARNING* Boring analysis and flashback alert!

P.S. I warned you.

I became a prominent writer (I discarded some of my older stuff because I deemed it either too cheesy, too awkward, or I just flat-out got bored with it). Recently, I've lost interest in it because, well, I can now get out of the realm of fan-fiction and actually make some real projects come to life.

According to the records, my most successful story with the most views and reviews are both of the Outcast Town stories. "Outcast Town" is a story about a magical parallel universe that appears only to those who have been shunned by society because of certain flaws that they have, often in the form of a cold, lonely forest. It has crazy and magical creatures living in a society much like our own, except it has haunted forests and foggy lakes. Eventually, the magic works itself on the person who entered it, turning them into a unique and magical being themselves.

The inspiration of the idea come from many places. The most prominent source for inspiration was Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past which involves the concept of the Dark World where its magic transforms an individual into a "shape based on his or her nature", aka their true personality. I really liked that concept, so I borrowed it for "Outcast Town". Other sources include Silent Hill, Out of this World, and mythology from around the world. This is an original idea, so don't take it ok?

Ok, boring time is over.

You took the time to read all of that? I'm impressed. Well, anyway, I've officially confirmed that I'm no longer writing stories. Many thanks to the critics who reviewed my stories, you helped me out a lot. Best wishes to you aspiring authors. Once again, thanks for all of your patronage.

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A Doctor a Day Keeps the BlueJay Away reviews
To play a really cool arcade game, Mordecai needs a notice from the doctor. This task should be easy enough for anyone to do, right?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Mordecai - Complete
Outcast Town? reviews
After having a severe car accident, Pops goes missing. In addition to this, Mordecai and Rigby need to find him, and they stumble upon a bizarre parallel world called Outcast Town. Could Pops be hidden somewhere in Outcast Town?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Elevator Music! reviews
Going home from the vet's office after accidentally killing Pops' pet bird, Mordecai and Rigby get stuck an elevator? Nothing too bad or dangerous can occur in an elevator, right?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
The Baking Boys reviews
Mordecai and Rigby are excited for the grand opening of a giant candy store, since all the candy and sweets are all free for the first night. There couldn't possibly be any problems awaiting for them in a candy store, right?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Beastly Bodybuilding reviews
Mordecai and Rigby want to get muscular, so they borrow a free membership from Skips to go to their local gym. Will they get all pumped up?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Selling your soul to Santa reviews
After playing too many video games and listening to too many crazy stories, Rigby concludes that Santa is evil. Will Rigby have to get rid of Santa once and for all?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rigby - Complete
Doctor Cholesterol reviews
Mordecai and Rigby are in the mood for some mouth-watering, delicious cheeseburgers from Doctor Cholesterol's. Nothing bad can happen with such a simple task, right?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Rigby Gets Educated reviews
In order to win a free hand-held video game console, Rigby must answer five difficult, trivial questions from a radio station. Is he smart enough to answer said questions? This is a oneshot
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Rigby, Mordecai - Complete
The Mall reviews
Mordecai and Rigby travel to the mall. What kind of stupid and ridiculous things will they do and say?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Outcast Town reviews
On a lonely highway, 2D, Noodle, and Murdoc get lost,and stumble upon a lonely-looking town in the distance. And what seems like a ghost-town, is actually a portal to another realm, and 2D is captured by one of it's evil critters. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,660 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Broken Like a Machine reviews
Can desire kill someone? Noodle's desire leaves someone she loves begging not to do something. Will she obey his pleas? oneshot/remake
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
Me Inside reviews
Noodle looks in the mirror, and doesn't see a little girl anymore. And she realizes she has sex appeal, and yet, a not-so-handsome boy seems to be quite relaxed around her.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Killer in barber's clothing reviews
2D wanted a haircut, so he went inside a little barbershop. But the barber is a little strange. It may not be only hair he's cutting. Oneshot and my first horror
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
I raised you reviews
Noodle gets a new boyfriend, and 2D is acting overprotective. But perhaps...TOO overprotective?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Alliance of The Bands reviews
After entering a contest, Gorillaz get a letter explaining that if they let a band stay with them for two weeks, they'll win ten thousand dollars! BUT...what if these two bands aren't the best of friends?... Complete
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Determination reviews
Murdoc has always been calling Russel fat. But in order to prove to him that his appetite is worth something, Russel joins something totally unexpected. But it could be very risky...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Elevator music reviews
2D and Murdoc are returning home from a vet, but visit some strange problems in an elevator. Oneshot
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
A Crazy Ride reviews
2D is afraid to go on a roller coaster, but will it end up that he has the most enjoyment? my first oneshot
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
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