Just an old country doctor giving some unwanted advice. Missing scenes from Start Trek TOS episodes and movies. Rated T because McCoy swears.

Storage Rick must cope with having a Summer in his care and Summer must cope with the loss of her old life. Cover image done by the amazing teethandeyesandacid!

Dexter wants to change the world. Dee Dee wants things to stay the same. And neither of them are prepared for what the future really holds. Ego Trip-verse, rated for violence, mild language and innuendo.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

Set after the end of The Search For Spock, this is a series of vignettes on post-Fal-Tor-Pan Spock's interactions with his friends.

The last part of the "deadly sins" series. McCoy is being contacted by ... well yes, by whom?

Complete! Fourth and final part in the Dependency Series, following 'Dependency: Honor.' McCoy contemplates love, war, and unspoken messages... while trying not to get anyone killed. Spones.

Spock/Chapel Mirror Universe one-shot. Rated 15. When Spock comes into the sickbay suffering strange symptoms, Christine Chapel diagnoses a case of poisoning, and a new alliance is formed.

The anti deus ex machina remix of Deja Q. What if the Continuum hadn't interceded after Q's selfless act? Ensemble cast, features thus far Picard, Troi, Wesley, LaForge, Data, and of course Q.

Leonard McCoy reluctantly obeys a summons from the captain. MU. Mirror Spock/Mirror McCoy Rated: PG

'The warning signals were flying high and loud in Abed's mind. It was a terrible idea, but he could see no other way for the plot to progress. The duplicate was not going anywhere anytime soon, and Abed preferred have his dreamatorium back at some point. Aside from that, his curiosity pushed him onto his feet and moved him towards the doorway, where goatee Abed had been.' 3x22 tag

Complete! Spock is running out of time, McCoy is preoccupied with conspiracy theories, and Kirk is trying to keep the peace with a dozen Klingons aboard the Enterprise. Sequel to 'Dependency: Secrets'. Spones slash.

Abed disassembles the Dreamatorium.

The end of Commander Tamulok? A mutated virus causes trouble. Nurse Chapel is acting like a secret agent, and the triumvirate has to face some challenges. (Sequel to "Lust")

Weyoun's instincts tell him that Tora Ziyal will pity him for his lack of a sense of aesthetics.

"Will I ever get my life back?" The van's speed noticeably slowed. Kowalski's eyebrows rose. Not that one question. Rico looked away. Only Skipper held his sight, frowning. "No."

The Doctor's been missing for God knows how long, held prisoner by a terrifying creature that has even our hero trembling. Captain Jack finds him, but this broken and bloodied man is far from being saved. T for torture and lots and lots of Doctor Whump!

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Complete! When the Enterprise is sent to check in on a ship that's become strangely unresponsive, they find a missing crew and emotion-sucking aliens. This story is pre-slash of the Spones variety. Sequel to 'Dependency'.

Or: The Secret Origins of the Study Group. Because a study group doesn't just form by accident, you know.

The Vorta, one drabble at a time.

Weyoun Seven's whole life has been riddled with uncertainty.

Complete! When McCoy and Spock are trapped in a no-win scenario on a slave planet, they become closer than anyone would have thought possible. Gen story with a slash sequel.

Three years later Dwicky comes back to fix what he messed up. But the little boy he left behind is no longer the same energetic soul from before and now may just be too broken to reach. DADR

The Dominion and the Cardassian Union negotiate the terms of their alliance, and two of the Dominion War's most important commanders meet for the first time.

SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.

"Doctor! We must leave now, or we, you and I, will die!" Spock was actually reasoning with him, but McCoy sensed he was only half a rational thought away from being nerve-pinched to unconsciousness. And Spock was a very rational guy.

Tony Stark invents a weapon designed to incapacitate Loki, but it doesn't work how they expected it too. Loki loses all his memories, he can't speak and he can't even feed himself. The Avengers have to look after him. Warning: Character Death.

Mycroft never became Head Boy. This is why. Mycroft/Sherlock brotherly love!

Weyoun contemplates his orders to destroy the Iconian gateway on Vandros IV, as well as the renegade Jem'Hadar who are trying to repair it. Implied Weyoun/Eris.

Nothing about Weyoun Five's death in a 'transporter accident' ever rang quite true.

At circle time, Esmerelda has a choice to make. In fact, she has two. Written for Disc fest on Dreamwidth, with thanks to MiraMira for beta-reading.

A distress signal from Suspicia leads Kirk and Spock captured by an insane priest believing them to be harbingers of doom. The two must rely on their bond to keep themselves alive and sane. K/S

Loki finds out where his former captor, the so-called "Abaddon", came from and uncovers something even more sinister in the process. Thor is close at hand to make sure Loki doesn't go too far. Sequel to Abaddon.

ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.

Five times someone tried to "prove" to Sherlock that he wasn't actually asexual, and the one person to whom it didn't matter.

A documentary about bonobo chimps' warfare leaves Rico, Kowalski and Private many questions. Rico's about to lift his relation with Miss Perky to a new level, Kowalski and Private see eachother in another light. Skipper thinks a prostitute might help. XD

"It's possible, you know." Kowalski says with no uncertainty. AU, Marski .

Two years after the events of the movie takes place, Thor goes looking for his brother. What he finds is not what he expected, but is it enough to bring his brother home? A re-telling of the Norse myth, "The Building of Asgard's Wall." M for Mpreg.

"Where's the doctor?" Tamulok asked coarsely. "Dead," Kirk said automatically. Now, the good news was they had found Tamulok. The bad news was - well, obvious.

Loki finds a way to get what he is missing.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Vanessa's fights with her dad would probably last a lot longer if the guilt and remorse didn't go both ways. One-shot.

You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.

There is accidental overdose and then there is malicious overdose. And from one betrayal, another relationship rises. Or, at least...something that might be considered a relationship...if one were drugged. Hurt/Comfort fic, with one-sided Red Mist/Kick Ass slash

Sherlock has a strange turn, John is worried and Mycroft is the only one who seems to know what's going on…

"What did you do?" Kirk tensed. Surely, Spock - it - knew it had been caught? "Kill Dr. McCoy," Spock said matter-of-factly looking directly at Jim.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

History is usually written by men and though once she would have been outraged, now she is merely grateful. Lady Margolotta considers the Dark Empire, conquest, redemption and hope. This is something that occurred to me near the end of Unseen Academicals.

When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.

During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…

The Trousers of Time have many legs, and they're supposed to remain seperate. Supposed being the word here. But then, certain movers and shakers of worlds don't much care for the rules, and a certain hopper between the stitches can't be having with this.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.

Mid season 7 piece. Andrew says the First's version of Warren is nothing like the real guy, he doesn't need to hold onto the idea of Warren, and he doesn't care about what the First's version of Warren says. None of that's really true.

Ten years in the future, Phineas and Ferb are in college and Perry is living with Doofenshmirtz. Perry misses Phineas and Ferb, but do Phineas and Ferb miss Perry? One shot.

Sometimes you don't know what you've got, till it's gone. Spock/McCoy non-explicit SLASH. Feeding kink, food kink, hurt/comfort.

ConWorth drabble, with much use of bad language. Conrad chews Worth out for smoking.

In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.

In which Conrad takes flying lessons. "It don't much matter who does it, me or Hanna," Worth says with a grin Conrad doesn't like at all, "cos either way, one of us is droppin' you off a roof and one of us is gonna possibly 'forget' to catch ya."

ConWorth. Conrad's been injured, and Worth prescribes a ... convenient treatment. Rating for Worth's mouth. First in the "Firsts" series.

Christmas Day, 2005, and the Earth faces its destruction. Some cry, some hide and Amy Pond makes a trifle.

Please let me know if this can't be posted twice here; I am unsure . Mandy has a chat with the Devil over the restoration of a certain soul. Satan discovers that Mandy always gets what she wants and questions the sanity of the world. Slight BillyMandy

It went bang. INCOMPLETE

Not every day in space is filled with action and adventure. Kirk is bored and horny, McCoy is too busy to be sympathetic and Spock is okay with everything as long as his reputation doesn’t suffer. K/S/Mc.

McCoy is suffering from a serious case of First Date Nerves. Slash.

Conrad had taste, organisation, and standards. He wasn't even going to address Hanna's comment on the Doctor being keen on him, and while, as Hanna said, it did make getting food easier it was still an unpleasant chore to visit Doc Worth.

... you never forget. No matter how badly you want to. Conrad/pretty much everyone

Just a drabble, or more, about the daily lives of Perry the Platypus and his nemesis, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. If liked, I will continue with more shorts with no relation to each other ... PerryxDoofenshmirtz

After the events of "Mirror, Mirror," members of the landing party need a bit of reassurance about certain shipmates. Turns a bit Bones-centric towards the end, because if the show's not going to deal with what happened to him, someone has to. Language.

Kirk and Spock are watching McCoy, and they don't like what they see. He has terrible nightmares, doesn't eat, and no longer finds any pleasure in baiting Spock. In fact, he seems to be avoiding the Vulcan completely. A conclusion to "Mirror, Mirror".

In the city of Ankh-Morpork something is astir more than usual , and a number of its inhabitants are suddenly worried about Tomorrow. Lord Vetinari discovers that he might not have too many 'tomorrows' left and a successor must be found quick.

Wherein the Doctor and Donna disagree on the funniness of a joke.

What's going on in Vetinari's mind - and briefly Vimes' - during a couple of scenes of 'Feet of Clay'.

When Spock is abducted and sold into slavery, blinded and muted by his owner, he finds himself adjusting to a completely new life. Rated 18, for 1 instance of, and implied, non-consensual m/m intercourse. Pairing - Spock/OC Male

S/Mc Slash. Leonard McCoy buys some cursed Runes. In order to break the curse he has to have sex. Sounds easy enough, but McCoy finds that his life is irreversably changed forever. Horror, hurt/comfort, friendship, angst, romance.

After a near-death experience, Drumknott starts coming to terms with his feelings for Vetinari. Eventual Drumknott/Vetinari slash. Set during and after The Truth and includes spoilers for that book. 7 chapters in total; now complete.

Story focusing on Vimes, Vetinari and Death. AnkhMorpork has been destroyed and the end of the world is near. Fortunately, some men are very interested in stopping that from happening. Unfortunately, they’re dead already.

Dr. Horrible attends Penny's funeral. One-Shot.

Drumknott gives Vetinari a remarkable present. This is my explanation for the strange object on Vetinari's desk mentioned in Unseen Academicals. No other spoilers for that book.

What if Scotty and Chekov HADN’T started that barfight with the Klingons on K7? How else could they have POSSIBLY spent their evening? Chekov/Scotty one-off, set during "The Trouble with Tribbles."

THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.

Spock/Chapel. Mature Content. A follow on from the TOS episode Return To Tomorrow. Henoch did more than Spock realised while occupying his body. How will he deal with the consequences? Contains mature emotional themes, but very little sex!

Clarice is engaged, and the Doctor is done watching the stars fall from the sky. C/H

Spock is blinded in an explosion on the Enterprise. Was it an accident, or terrorism?

This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit." I plead insanity.

Captain James Kirk's duty is to protect the Galaxy. In any way possible... The duty of his two best friends is to protect the Galaxy from Jim Kirk. Spock/McCoy pre-slash

Spock and Bones spend a long shuttle ride transporting their badly injured captain to safety. Conversation never seemed more out of place, but Bones never could help himself.

Birthday gifts from Mc Coy to Spock. Let's hope it isn't poison.

The duel with Kirk shakes Spock out of his blood fever but doesn't solve his problem. His sister and cousin are forced to take him in hand and see he does what must be done.

I'm not sure how to explain this. A peek into the minds of McCoy and Spock during their eternal debate, emotion vs. logic. As if they're mutually exclusive.

Spock falls ill on the way to an alien planet. There Kirk is kidnapped by a strange unknown lifeform. Will McCoy be able to help them both before time runs out?

Q has come to tell Picard that he will no longer be testing humanity. Oddly enough, Picard finds that he would indeed miss Q if he never saw him again, but he'd rather not tell Q why. Picard/Q pairing. Some rude words but nothing explicit.

Sometimes you understand more than you know. An attempt at an answer to the 'No man is an island' challenge at Ad Astra.

A Mina and the Count 1-sentence fanfic. A tribute to the love and friendship between a young mortal girl and her ancient, vampiric best friend. Best read with a lack of skepticism and an open mind as to ages. Contains some vampy romance. Also,Igor.

Q2 tells the story of the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to Q, from the POV of James T. Kirk. Features genderswapped Q trying to go incognito and Trelane as time-displaced small child Q Jr. Humor.

He would fix it. He had to.

Spock is betrayed by an old and valued friend

Five years after Nemesis, Picard meets an old adversary and an old friend… This is a slash story, and is rated T for Data/Picard. There will be a separately-posted M-rated sequel.

With a flick of a pen a new shen gong wu can reveal a person’s deepest secrets … but what does a certain monk do when he finds out his archenemy’s secrets aren’t quite what he expected? RaixJack – obviously slash

One shot. Be careful of people on the streets, they may turn out to be... interesting.

Tholian Web, with a slashy twist. Why *was* McCoy so harsh to Spock throughout the episode?

Duck Dodgers universe. Commander X-2 did not work his way up from nothing just to have his goal, his girl, his woman, ripped from him at the last second. It's enough to drive one crazy, isn't it?

Duck Dodgers. A day-in-the-life of the Martian Commander...yet not, as even his obsession with his superior struggles to contain his ever decreasing state of mind. Freeform poem; hints of Marv/Queen.

Various AU's. Most are related to TNG, so I've posted to this section, but there will be some TOS, some VOY, maybe others as well. Some AUs contain pairings with Picard, Janeway, and others, but nothing explicit.

She's killing him, bit by bit, and he can't escape, and sometimes can't avoid. He's hers, and she takes what she wants. Thinky-type Vetinari fic, written in a fit of procrastination.

When Zim left earth he took a few things to remember it by. This is it, kids.

Warren doesn't really need Andrew, he just wants him around that's all. One Shot. Warren/Andrew. Slash

Barney does what was requested of him and tells Sammie goodbye for Dr. Lecter.

It hurt to watch.

Dr. Horrible : Five times Billy saves Penny, and one time he doesn't. billy/penny

Just because they're extraordinary people doesn't mean they don't have ordinary days as well. Contains slash and happiness, with a side of normality. A/C centric, others will be written. UPDATED 08/12/08-- five new drabbles added!

A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!

The Major's in for it big, as he's now a captive of the Hellsing Organization. But Integra's a bit curious as to what makes a man of war...

light Crowley/Aziraphale slash. "In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."

Crowley is bored. Aziraphale endures it. Not as dirty as it sounds, just quietly slashy.

It was all very well, being a kid. But there were perks to growing up, too. AdamxPepper.

The Patrician finds the luster wearing away from the dreams he's had for his city. Oneshot.

Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR

Oneshot. ZAGR. Gaz is walking home from skool when Zim comes to her with a proposition...

Ask me again why I keep you here pet zadr small hiatus, i am working on updates trying daily but the muse is on pause

Gretchen watched them fight, praying that Dib would look her way just once. But she just couldn't compete with the green kid. Oneshot ZADR

Q accidentally almost kills Troi, and runs to Picard for help. QP, and fit to rot yer teeth, so be warned. Some healthy angst, too.

FinnStork fluff. Finn's determined to go trickortreating. The problem is: he's stuck on the Condor, which is currently in the air. But Finn's determined, if nothing else. And he's going to be getting treats or dishing out tricks before the night's over.

Slight FinnStork. It has finally happened. The Storm Hawks have managed to give Stork a heart attack. How did this happen? What did they do? Read to find out. Oneshot.

FinnStork A challenge created by Shadow Oblivion. After the Condor crashes, Finn gets amnesia. The weird part is, he can only remember small bits of his life when he hears a certain word.

Alien babies in his stomach won't keep Dib from living a normal life, no. But the idea of it might just eat away at his quicklydiminishing sanity. ZADR

Humans have seen no evil. They have done no evil. At least not compaired to what I have done. They have not earned their bragging rights. Dib will learn this soon enough before it kills him. [Death...?]

Piper and Finn bet their record collections based on Stork's reaction.

No one has warned Vera that wishes are twobladed. A failed suicide attempt sets her on the road to selfdiscovery. In her dangerous journey, she finds out that she is not alone.

It was pink. It rose from underneath Zim's feet, warm and pink and viscous. He started to panic, even though he promised himself he wouldn't. [ZADR]

Stork knew the Condor was doomed, but Finn had a few loose ends to tie up before the end. FinnStork

But they were all liars who spewed lies, because Hell was nothing like it seemed. Oneshot.

Vetinari goes blind. This could have a negative effect on his daily activities, result in his death or, much worse, bring about the fall of Ankh Morpork. Efforts will have to be made to fix this... or even to turn it to his advantage.

A Collection of Zim and Dib drabbles. Some ZADR, some not, but all are silly and sprinkled with sugar.

Summary: The Imaginary Friends discover fanfiction. Will they brace themselves for the horrors inflicted upon them? Please leave a review after reading.

Skończone. Jack Spicer nie mógł tego bardziej spartolić. Nie dość, że przez cały czas był manipulowany, to praktycznie umożliwił jego Nemezis zawładnięcie światem. Kto naprawdę to wszystko zaplanował? Jaki ma cel? Wiadomo że... Nic nie wiadomo!

A Black Spy/White Spy romance, if you could call it that. I don't think anything those two do together could really be considered romantic, even if they WERE rolling about on the floor smooching. At any rate, I hope you enjoy. -Undergoing Editing-

Slash,czyli moja psychika umiera.

Madam Meserole and a young Lord Vetinari discuss how to get him the Patricianship.

-COMPLETED- The Xiaolin Showdown Characters have all discovered a new way to pass the time in between activations of Wu. Instant Messaging!

Jack and Wuya have a lot of shared history.

EDITED! Holmes knew that Moriarty was up to something: that’s why he was around Moriarty’s flat that fateful night. But what Holmes didn’t know was that Moriarty was developing a device that could change a man’s location, or even time....

Zim loves Gaz? ZaGR

June has repeatedly manipulated the memories of others. When that manipulation has unintended consequences, she is forced to confront the reality of what she's done, and the consequences.

[Omi's POV] Omi muses on the things that were said and done by him and Jack. He said the hug made him feel awkward. He never said why. Takes place after The Deep Freeze. [Slash, OmixJack]

It's the Martian Queen's wedding. Only this time, Marvin's not at all happy about it. Sorry, not exactly a new story. Just one I had posted before and had forgotten about. K just to be safe.

… Its fluff … has slight slash overtones … and a sentient teddy bear.

After the evens of 'Eddie Monster', Wilt and Eduardo both feel awful for the past few day's events. All that's left is to make amends with each other. SLASH

Artemis’s grin vanished as he turned his blue gaze to the front again as he began his trek through the hallway somberly. Not a word uttered. Not a breath breathed. This was the terribly lonely power of Artemis Fowl.

My first Star Trek ficcie. Picard is unable to sleep, Data notices he is 'troubled' and decieds to investigate, leading to something akin to love, and an abrupt ending.

“And I promised the moon to GIR…” Promises between two represent strong love, especially when kept. One shot. [ZimxGIR]

It bugs Eddy, watching Edd hold out for something that’ll never happen... Rated T for slash and angst.

Bardzo dziwne krótkie opowiadanko z młodości Babci Weatherwax

No, the title is not misspelled. Yet another tale of hmm... villainy, royalty and detective mastery. Or something of the kind.

Vimes and Vetinari, the usual roundabout conversations, and a secret passage to the epitomy of sanity. Implied VimesVetinari

Otto and Maladicta. Coffee girl and camera guy. Perfect pairing, I think. A series of seven snapshots of their brief life together.

Sam Vimes Jr. complains about Vetinari.

Double D wants answers, Eddy can't give them, and Ed is a kleptomaniac... Rated T for slash and slash alone.

100word drabble: Set during Season 6, Andrew daydreams.

It isn't quite romance but it's far beyond friendship... Slash.

The age-old starter of non-conversation suddenly becomes a large part of Vetinari’s life, as do talking boxes and brightly painted bits of metal that go vroom. [complete]

Lord Vetinari hatches the most elegant and ambitious plan of his life. All he needs is time, patience and a little girl...FINI

These are two short drabbles inspired by the film "Amadeus". Antonio Salieri's perspective. Mild Slash.

The brewers of A-M are lining up for battle. And everyone knows Vetinari doesn't drink (when anyone's looking). SEQUEL to and spoilers for Say Yes (R-section). This baby is finished!

Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**

Q asks Picard to help him explore some of the joys of mortality. (Slash, but PG-rated in spite of the title.)

A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**

Everyone is human, even when they aren't.

Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***

Everyone knows Lord Vetinari is single, and, with the Times' help, while William de Word is away, Ankh-Morpork and the rest of the Disc decides what they think Vetinari's wife should be.

Zim nearly finishes something he had been working on for months. The something stirs up emotions in him one night, near its completion. The something happens to be a robot of Dib... Onesided SLASH ZimDib