Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Things I like:
People who read my bio.
Things I hate:
You for reading my bio...go away...now...please?
You know you live in the 21st century when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
(I didn't fall for it. I'm too smart and brag, brag, brag...and especially modest to fall for this cheap trick.) I did fall for it... @(>.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Just kidding. I like Harry Potter stories and am always willing to read them. I mainly like time travel fics and Kickass Harry Potter characters. I don't like slash stories and most lemons because they are written just to please the writer and the sick people who read them. Read my rant below. I also hate poor grammar and spelling. I'm not perfect but if I'm reading about Hary POOOter ane teh Magjickle Waper(Harry Potter and the Magical Wopper) I'll be, how you people say, pissed as HELL. But hey you know what they say...
I rant alot about nonsensical things. For instance, why do people like the wii so much? It's got to be the bad jokes because all the good ones are taken. Some of my favorite jokes are by George Carlin, RIP. He is HILARIOUS!! I like comma splicing because it's easier to use than placing a period. every. five. seconds. People who write lemons should make the good instead of making them all about teh sxe. Grammar is a key role in any story. It sets the mood, makes it feel more like a story. If I am reading about the aformentioned story I will (not) flame you into hell. Note to people, flaming is not good, but if you hate my stories flame away, I enjoy a good laugh every once in a while. Oh, and if I actually have to put R&R in my summary, I don't want you to read my story. Reviews are what make me want to keep writing (especially flames). For some great Wall of Shame moments, visit Mugglenet.com. I also hate author notes in the middle of a story.
The Whopper name and consumable product is solely owned by Burger King and their companions.
The wii is solely owned by the nintendo corperation and their companions.