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Team Dropout by sublimerocker reviews
Sakura's parents are killed in the Kyuubi attack. She is sent to the Orphanage along with Naruto. Forced together at a much earlier age, their personalites and abilites change. How will Naruto, Sakura, and Shikamaru fair as the "dropout" team? NaruSaku,AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cleanse by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Because being strong doesn't always mean punching out the enemy. Sometimes, strength is best found in the silence. Sakura, 540-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: F U N by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: E D U C A T I O N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
Little Angel by doodlebug720 reviews
When the sweetest little girl shows up at the elite Private School, lost, many of the boys are instantly charmed. But, this sweet little girl has a mysterious secret: She's dead. And doesn't know how to get to heaven. Sakucentric Friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Ways to Love a Time Traveler by xxfatal reviews
Chiaki Mamiya and Makoto Konno, as read between the lines. 50 themes; 1sentence challenge from LJ.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Cup Cakes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Christmas, Santa gave me Absman by Lila Paige Rose reviews
AU. Doubleshot. Considering that my hormones have been hibernating the last 16 years of my life, why did they have to come aboard the night my rice cooker exploded on the hunkiest 6-pack I have ever met? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
NaruSaku Five Books by Narusaku1357 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki meets a highschool student just his age and falls in love at first sight. Can this girl liking books to almost no end get him to play her games? She makes him search 5 books with notes inside only because he wants to get to know her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Neon by charredfeathers reviews
The bad fashion sense didn’t really stop him from loving her. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer Sky by FuyuSarah reviews
He was supposed to be leaving. But he couldn't. He just stood there, his back to her, her back to him, and he could hear her crying. It tore him apart.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
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The Academy for The Gifted Nins reviews
“Sakura! I cannot believe that you pushed the pause button on the iPod! After I specifically said the play button! And Neji! How dare you condone it as you walk past! Detention for both you tonight at seven o’ clock!”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sakura H.
Sasuke's Plan For World Domination reviews
Pickup lines never worked. Too bad he always had to learn the hard way. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.” BAM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hard To Say, Hard To Ask reviews
Sakura groaned in frustration. Was it THAT hard to tell someone you love him? “I looped around in squares today!” Yes, apparently it was. Formerly known as 'Hard To Say I Love You'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete