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Joined 02-23-07, id: 1226568, Profile Updated: 12-29-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Young Wizards, and Liar Game.

Now, for my profiley goodness!

Okay, the only personal detail about me that I'd imagine you'd want to know is my age, which is 20. Other than that, I can't think of anything that anyone other than a stalker would really care about. Oh, and I'm female, straight, and relatively inexperienced with boys. Which the internet probably doesn't need to know, but hey, I'm anonymous!

Wait, why does the ff.net spellchecker think "internet" isn't a word?? ff.net spellchecker, you are weird. Anyway.

I'm mostly a HP reader/writer, but lately, I've been delving into other fandoms, including the Young Wizards series and Artemis Fowl (A/H!) stuff. I've found that it's pretty much all sweeter than the Harry Potter stuff, and I've been in a fluffy mood lately. I also enjoy Bloody Jack (Jacky/Jared) and will love you forever if you actually write a fic about them, preferably a good one. The selection right now is just pitiful.

If anyone in those fandoms is interested in a beta reader, I'd be glad to assist. Just let me know! I'd also sort of like one for myself, if anyone's interested. >.>

I prefer reading finished stories, especially one-shots, because I hate waiting for updates. Every once in a while I do get stuck on a WIP, though, and I apologize in advance for any frustrated/impatient reviews I might send to those authors. Hypocritically, I am really bad at actually finishing my own stuff. Whoops! It'll probably get finished eventually, though.

I read fanfiction for the fluff, smut, and romance. I write fanfiction to experiment with new writing styles (especially PoV), and because I figure if I write fanfiction and put it here, more people will appreciate it than if I write original fiction and have it sit unread on my computer for years. Of course that also means that each of my pieces is wildly different from the others. If you like one, it isn't guaranteed that you'll like the next one. They tend to all be humorous because that seems to work for me, and romantic because I'm a sucker for fluff, but other than that... yeah. Sorry about that.

Of the stuff I've written, Curricular Activities is my personal favorite. Dunno how many people would share my sentiment, though.

Does anyone ever really read these profile things? Does anyone really care? Or are they just a waste of space... Usually it bugs the heck out of me when people have big long profiles. But then, sometimes I'll read the big long profiles. So who knows. I'll stop here so people don't have to scroll through ten miles of pointless blathering before they get to my stories.

Similarly, does anyone understand my name? I always wonder... It's a joke, you see.

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Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Fanfiction Explained Version 3 by Toast and Stitch reviews
Here lies version two of a complete guide to the world of fanfiction - whether you read or write - all questions answered, and terminology defined!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 5/8/2009
Pro by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
He owned a flowered apron, a teddy bear, and wore house-shoes. He had curtains on his windows and vacuumed regularly. It had not been hard for Nita to simply never think of him as a guy for the entire duration of their ten year friendship.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Romantic Sap by yodawolf reviews
Due to some irregular and unfortunate circumstances, Remus is left alone with his peppy inner romanticist, who begins to say some interesting things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Glow by remuslives23 reviews
This Discussion had been a long time coming. Slash. Remus/Sirius. Inspired by the wonderful art by remeciel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Life Experience by Dragonangelx003 reviews
One shot DM/HG. Hermione ducks into a pub to avoid a storm and bumps into an old rival who has changed quite a bit since she last saw him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Common Cold by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
The common cold... Well, common enough in the muggle world that they actually have medicines that can help. Not so much here, at Hogwarts. Dramione. REVIEW. Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Romantic Side to a Pickle by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a jar of pickles charm Hermione into Malfoy's arms? Is there really a romantic side to a pickle? Read and find out! DM/HG one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Success Knows No Shame by spadul reviews
Hermione once heard that revenge is a dish best served cold, but she'd much rather make it hot. Oneshot, complete. A tale of jealousy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Over pride and onto all fours by Crazy4Moony reviews
Title matches the activities, but not the positions Rated M for a reason. RS. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The World Turned Sideways by enjambament reviews
And then, she thinks about Sirius and Remus, looking at each other, like maybe the world is sideways or rightways or leftways, or upsidedownways but it doesn’t matter to them because if they're just together it is always perfectways. [RLSB] [Slight AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lover Boys by Riventhorn reviews
After the war, Harry deserves to relax and have a little fun. And who better to have fun with than Draco? HD slash. PWP fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remember That One Time This Morning? by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are never allowed to be Potion partners again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Piece of Padfoot's Heart by Caged Eternity reviews
“Honestly, Padfoot, you might go for something a bit more easily identifiable. Like 'liver', or 'bladder', or – or 'toenail'...at least people know what those mean.” Remus, James, and Peter confront Sirius about his...naming? Oneshot MWPP, all dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Maternal Instincts by The Rabid Toenail reviews
MWPP era, SiriusxRemus, oneshot. Sirius has a great many secret desires— kissing Remus, holding Remus, doing dirty things under the sheets with Remus… oh, and being read to. Can’t forget that one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
End Of The Line by ryttu3k reviews
June 1978. Five friends make one last trip back to London. Sirius/Remus slash, James/Lily het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Watching by Wyrmskyld reviews
Sirius is watching Remus, Remus is watching Sirius, James is watching them both, Lily is watching James, and Peter is watching the chessboard. Confused yet? I promise the story makes more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The First Word by Evie2 reviews
Harry says his first word, and James is wondering just who the father is (but not really, it's a joke) Read to the end for a shock!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Sirius B., Harry P.
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Kissing Town reviews
Kit and Nita get pulled into yet another battle against the Lone Power, but this one also has them fighting against urges they'd really rather not fight anymore. NitaKit ...Nit?
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009
Naïveté reviews
On one hand, he hated to be the one to take away her innocence, but on the other hand, she was driving him crazy here! Akiyama/Nao one-shot
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
Curricular Activities reviews
The group gets an unusual assignment, resulting in lots of awkwardness, chaos, and... maybe something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Undo reviews
It was quite an unusual story; a story of deceit and surprise, of hate turned love and fantasies enacted. But most of all, it was a story about second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Why Can't Life Have Ratings? reviews
James walks in on something he didn't expect. RS, RSJ, LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete