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Joined 02-23-07, id: 1226612, Profile Updated: 07-17-08

HI!!

tehe well anyway if you are checking this out then you obviously are curious about me so here are a few things about me...

I'm 17, i have 2 sets of dimples(lower back and shoulders),dirty blonde hair( just to explain the screen name).I'm pretty layed back for the most part..lets see i am banned(by friends and family) from anything pointy, blunt, heavy, sharp, ooo and flamming thats a biggy.Now the big guns i am under no circumstance allowed to have any energy drink(especially Monsters), skittles,pixie sticks, and just about anything else sweet and sour..but whatever they dont know won't hurt...right??

I love to read but i am EXTREMELY picky, getting so lost in a story that you can hardly seperate the book from reality is probably one of my favorite pastimes, so naturally i dont have too many favorites...hmm lets see Janet Evonovich books, Stephanie Meyer's books, and some of the Mary Higgins Clark books, but sadly i don't read the Harry Potter books..correction i have read one..the third one to be exact,i just couldn't get into them, i need to be interested in the first chapter or it has to at least show potential or i WILL NOT continue to read it.I read more but they are very random compared to those.

Movies...lets see i love any comedy as long as it isn't completely pointless...like napoleon dynamite...i LOATHE that movie..but other than that i'm ok with it(and recently Borat i seriously felt my IQ drop after watching five minutes, it was funny but i couldn't take the pain of loosing so many brain cells, no seriously it really did hurt), i really like the Ace Ventura movies they crack me up every time...action/adventures and fantasy are good too...Eh! romances are ok sometime...horror, i just don't get them and people don't usually like to watch them with me cuz i always guess the endings and point out the flaws and yea...hmph

Music...not that difficult mostly punk and rock like Blink-182 thats one of my favorites..nickelback, simple plan, good charolett, 3 days grace,linkin park,sum 41, bloodhound gang...oh gosh so many to remember , but i will listen to just about anything except bubblegum pop and screamers(sometimes they are ok)

Anywho last but not least the chances of me posting a story are pretty slim cuz i just cant figure out how to put ideas on paper...summaries, comments, essays,opinions,yea i can do those, just the actual stories i can't figure out how to put them together..if you want ideas just ask, tell me your story, ill read it and see what i can come up with...

well if you read all that you are one brave person so here comes the randomness...tinkPuRPLeBUNNY RaBBitlollipopsribbitlollilollilollitwitchtwitchBUTTON!!does it start with l and end with eprichaun, no huh what about i and ends with sssues, damn i really thought i had it that time...OOOOO i know what about m and ends with e, ARE YOU SERIOUS!! OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW it burns coke up nose while laughing = BURN!! baaaaadd idea..hey but seriously guys have you ever gotten the number off of a pay phone, put it in your cell, then called it when you are bored,then start breathing like a cereal murderer or asked a random question involving sex or for little kids ask where they put your damn purple bunny, its fricken hilarious, no but seriously try it...yea i know im pathetic but i've lived in a small town for 15 years then moved to another, you find pretty dumb things to entertain yourself with, like the light of a flip phone, yea you probably don't want to ask bout that one...my favorite phrase in the whole english dictionary is EH! tehe i say that when people that dont know me ask a question i dont want to answer cuz then they cant figure out what i meant...i enjoy seeing people confused and in pain its funny, and i swear its not my fault, blame my brothers. my friend got green pepper juice in her eye once and i started laughing histarically i really felt bad but its how i grew up Sob im such a bad person...twitch twitch are you sure you wanna do that? of course i wanna blow it up, the flamess are sooooo pretty...okay im done for now so now i must take my leave MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

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To Trust a Werewolf by sioux343 reviews
Sophie was only suppose to come in for Bella's wedding and then leave. A simple vacation that has turned her life around completely. How is it possible that she ended up living in the claustrophobic town of La Push with werewolves? Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,758 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
The Kiss Of Death by stupid-unrealiable-vampire reviews
REWRITE. At their wedding, jasper makes Edward lose control and bite Bella. Practically all her veins are drained so it's to late to put venom in. Will the impossible happen? Will she die, live, or do something that not even they could expect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007
The Game of Truth or Dare by Star869 reviews
Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett force Bella to play Truth or Dare with them. What will happen? And where in the world is Edward? This could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Sunset on the Nile by 0oracle0 reviews
Bella has been turned, but leaves Edward due to his regret for changing her. When she reaches her destination and meets someone, who not even the Volturi know of, what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007
Revenge is a pain by Jennifer Lynn08 reviews
Please read, my first fanfiction and the reason there isnt really a summary is because that i'm kinda coming up with it as i go. so i really dont know whats going to happen.R&R and trust me NEW MOON SPOILERS! LAST CHAPTER POSTED! 1-20-08
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Who Needs Love by I am a tie reviews
I had sworn revenge and now I was going to get it. I stood over Edward a look of hatred in my eyes. He looked up at me with those damn topaz eyes. How I hated those topaz eyes. He was going to pay for what he had done to me. I was going to prove I was jus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
I Turned to You by bunnybabie reviews
She kissed the note, before moving towards the edge of the cliff. “..drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo..” She whispered to the wind. “Why” she croaked, as the water started pulling her under. “Why couldn’t I be enough?” B & E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
Bleeding Pain by not done baking reviews
mid New Moon. Edward has left and Bella finds only one way to deal. DARK. mature content, but no language or sex. complete. repost.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Outsiders by E2Bella reviews
CHAP 6 FINALLY UP!Be ready for a change. What kind of Bella excepts a new beginning? Is Edward really gone? Does she care to fight for love? Who are the Grey's? First Fanfic! Different POVs. YOU WANT TO Read&Review. So shoot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006
Learning to Live with Change by Moonlight313 reviews
Bella isn't used to having to deal with so much change but with her dad in the hospital, Edward's strange behavior, and many of Edward's darkest secrets out in the open Bella is trying to learn. But why won't Alec stop making life so difficult? Chap 16 up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,752 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Be Safe by BitexMexEdward reviews
Mike led me into the forest. I thought we were just stepping outside for a minute? I began to worry. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warning. 'Kiss me,' Mike whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
First Sight by meghankatherine reviews
What if Edward hadn't resisted the temptation Bella presented that first day & lured her away as planned? [you wanna rock . nothing's gonna make you stop . nothing's gonna break you up . everybody knows you're lost . in the night time, honey . lost boys]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,077 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
Everlasting Scars by twilightfanatic reviews
What if Alice never told anybody about her vision? She never came back to help Charlie. Edward never went to the Volturi. But he did come back, just not soon enough. JxBxE NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,974 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge by just a little wicked reviews
No one could have seen this coming, no one could see how I would be accidentally responsible for so much destruction. So everyone raise your glasses, and prepare for the end. Cheers everyone, three cheers for sweet revenge.[BOOK 3 IN THE STARCROSSED TRIL.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,915 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The Maiden, The Soldier, and The Prince by Vitality Astral reviews
[And they should’ve had a happy ending, right mama?] The girl asked, interrupting the story. The mother smiled a small, sad smile. [Yes. They should’ve had a happy ending...] Oneshot. A Whatif Story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Balls ! by Darth Vyper reviews
Test and see how truly 'innocent' you are! Emmett becomes ballfetish and Jasper is caught in the middle of it all! Will Jasper truly loose his sanity? Heck, will Edward and Carlisle come to the rescue? Or will the polar opposite occur? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Emmet's New Pet by Vampiress19 reviews
I was really bored so I wrote this with help of some friends. I suck at summaries. This story is about Emmet and his new pet duck Quackers. It is COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Truth, yeah right! Dare! by Chi Kartalia reviews
Do you people know how many Truthordare fics there are for twilight? Add one more people, 'cause I love them all! Now you tell me how you like mine. Three cheers if you suck at reviews! Hiphiphorray, hiphip...Oh, for God's sake, just read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
Divide and Conquer by just a little wicked reviews
The figure stood before me, its black menacing eyes staring me down. This being had given me a choice, do or die. But you see, my life wasn’t the one that would end. The life in danger was infinitely more precious. [BOOK TWO IN THE STARCROSSED TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Family Feud Game by TammeraC reviews
Based on the Family Feud Game type game show. Three teams, The Rangers Rangeman, The Hunters Bounty Hunters at Plum Bail Bonds, and The Enforcers Trenton Police Department
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete