Kura and Hana
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Joined 02-24-07, id: 1226905, Profile Updated: 07-22-13
Author has written 12 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto.

Before we start; things you should check out!
Kura's deviant page-->
Hana's deviant page-->
Hana's Youtube Page -->
http://www.youtube.com/user/BRY388
Rachel's Song from Muto --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLIHInUoYIU
Kura and Hana's Email for questions (or just random stuff) --> kuraandhana@live.com
Original Stories made by Hana and Kura --> http://www.fictionpress.com/kuraandhana
Kura's other fanfic account --> http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3784344/SailorDeath13 (for stories that may be darker less appropriate for younger audiences...there's not much uploaded yet though)
For those who get bored easily, work on this in your spare time :) -->
Are you a Tumblrer? So is Hana!-->
Liza started a blog too, go bug her with your questions, or ask other members of Muto and get a response :)-->


Two wacky, wild, weird, wonderful, wowzing (and any other 'w' adjectives you can think of) girls run this profile. Each bring something different to the set and something amazing to the world (as if). Both just friends and sitting at their houses bored out of their minds and 100 percent high on sugar and air.

Hana: How long is this going to go on?
Kura: I really have no idea...
Hana: WELL I'M MAKING HIM STOP! turns the off switch

When they first caaa-bzzt

Hana: MUCH BETTER!
Kura: Ok...now that you turned that stupid thing off...what do we say?
Hana: Well, why not take turns telling people about crap that they really don't need to know?
Kura: You need to stop looking on other peoples' profiles
Hana: Maybe we should mention that our avatar is done by Arin-chan
Kura: ISN'T IT PRETTY?!
Hana: Wow...
Kura: Now lets go back to your obsession with reading people's profiles
Hana: THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR! And a lot of them are really fun to read.
Kura: Fine then, I'll go first.
Hana: BUT I WANTED TO!
Kura: Does it really matter?
Hana: YOUR NAME COMES FIRST ON OUR USER-NAME SO I THINK I SHOULD GO FIRST.
Kura: If MY name comes first shouldn't I go first?
Hana: ...Fine...
Kura: ;p

Name- Kurayami Narumi. You guys just call me Kura, because that's the only name you're getting.
Age- Really don't feel like telling you guys that, since I don't know if you're one of the creepy stalker-freaks I'm deathly afraid of.
Birth Place- The Earth...or Pluto, the Unplanet...one of the two.

Fave Anime- FMA, Code Geass, Ouran, Naruto, Tsubasa, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Avatar (even though they decided it wasn't an anime anymore), RomeoXJuliet (though I haven't gotten to watch all of it), Shugo Chara, Soul Eater, D.Gray-Man, Ghost Hunt
Fave Manga-Ouran, DNAngel, Furuba,Tsubasa, Spiral, Azumanga Daioh, Manga Messiah, Jing: King of Bandits, Ragnarok, Return to the Labyrinth, Hana Kimi
Fave anime/manga couples- NaruHina, TamaHaru, SakuraSyaoran uh...YukiMatchi, KyoTohru, DaiRiku, ChaosFenris or ChaosIris (both are good) um...yeah that's pretty much it, NO WAIT! AlyxHikaru (LOL), YukixHana (Hana: I DON'T COUNT!!) I dunno, I'm more of a CharacterxOC fan.
Regular shows I like-Supernatural, Merlin, Sherlock, Bones, Angel, X Files, Eureka, Hana Kimi

Hana: I think you were born on Pluto...I know for sure it isn't from this planet.
Kura: I KNEW IT!
Hana:...MY TURN!

Name-Hana is my name and that's what you should call me 'kay :D!
Age- hm I don't think you need to know that...lets put my mental age then. 2!
Birth Place- I'm pretty sure I was born on Earth (Kura: No you were born on Jupiter)

Fave Anime-Hm lets see. There's; Fruits Basket, Ouran High school Host Club, Spiral, Kodocha, Naruto (Shippuuden a little more then the original), Full Metal Alchemist, I'm starting to get into Tsubasa..., Saiunkoku, Moon Phase, Rumbling Hearts, Ai my me Strawberry Eggs, Case Closed, Azumanga Daioh, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Big Wind Up, RomeoxJuliet, Karin, Air, Cowboy Bebop, Lucky Star, Avatar: The last Air Bender, DNAngel, Yugioh, Negima, Soul Eater, SGT Frog, XXX Holic, wah I know there's more but I can't remember them! :'(
Fave Manga-Wow...this is a bigger list! Here we go: My brothers and Me, DNAngel, Fruits Basket, Spiral, OHSHC, Naruto Shippuuden, FMA, Tsubasa, Azumanga Daioh, Sgt Frog, Yugioh, Negima (to an extent...), Tsuki No Shippou, Hana Kimi, Maximum Ride, Mugen Spiral, Gentleman's Alliance, GRR WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING!!
Fave anime/manga couples-Okay here we go on these: KyouXTohru, HiroXKisa, ShigureXAkito, YukiXMatchi (to an extent...:'( ), RinXHaru, KurinoXArisa, TamakiXHaruhi, HiyonoXAyumu, SanaXAkito, SakuraXNaruto, AsumaXKurenai, HazukiXKohei, SanoXMizuki (Sorry Nakatsu), NakatsuXJulia, SuzukiXSakura, MasashiXSakura, SakuraXSyaoran, DaisukeXRiku, there's more but I don't remember them...

Kura:...Did you forget anything?
Hana: YES TT-TT
Kura: WHAT?! Your lists are like 20x the size of mine!!
Hana: What do expect, I have nothing better to do with my life!
Kura: shakes head Wow is all I have to say for you Hana
Hana: Whatever. Now for the people still reading this...you should really stop...
Kura: Yeah, we got stories. Down there in that little box.
Hana: Or a poll up there in that little rectangle thing...it might be a box...but I'm not sure exactly what it is.
Kura: Yeah. We'll be changing that every once in a while so keep stopping by and taking a look at it.
Hana: And as for our stories...we try to update we really do. Its just that I, the one who has no life, don't type them up, Kura does.
Kura: And I actually find things to do for my life. So we update when we can.
Hana: So seriously. Stop reading and look at the rest of our profile there's loads to find.
Kura and Hana: Until next time!

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Okay so we have some fun stuff!

-ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Kura:
-Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE!
-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
-99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.
-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
-No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
-If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
-I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
-People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
-My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
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Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
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If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
-I met some crazy people, and they made me queen.
-Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Hana:
-If you have ever thought of someone and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. Haruka Oujo, Mikuru Hitachi, Hana
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn,elena21, Hana (sadly :'( )
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.-
-If you've ever walked into a window, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've had at least two friends move far away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
-I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
-Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
-All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or fictional characters in books or movies.
-The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.
-He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Both:
-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.
-My best friend is insane; if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
(We both strongly agree with this one)
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile.
Mikuru Hitachi, Kura and Hana
-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.
-If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you don't believe in copying and pasting, please don't copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!
-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
-If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
-If you're convinced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
-There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy...
-You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
-I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!

Kura's Sad Poem Finding:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Hana's Sad Poem Finding:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

From Kura to Hana:
-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
-I don't obsess! I think intensely.
-It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-You're like my sister...half sister...weird kid that lives down the street that eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?

From Hana to Kura:
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (Kura: Me)
-Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kura's Insight on Life
-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good exercise.
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It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Hana's Insight on Life
-When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
-I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Hana's Revenge on Spelling!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Other
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
(Kura: especially the chocolate stuff lol Hana: That's going to get rather expensive... Kura: Wow...Kyouya much?)

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
(Kura: Or ice-cream man!)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up
(Kura: I'm sorry! I just REALLY wanted that plushie! Hana: Baka)

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best-friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
(Kura: maybe less if I feel like it)

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
(Kura: I'm, pretty sure I'm the only one Hana has ever wanted to kill...I wonder how that would work... Hana: I've wanted to kill more people...you're just at the top of my list most the times)

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
(Kura: This one probably won't happen. Hana: you mean it didn't happen... Kura: My ears aren't pierced yet, in case you didn't notice...)

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.
(Kura: Or they tell you to shut it LOL)

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
(Kura: One word...OURAN!)

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
(Kura: Ya kno' dats right!)

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.
(Kura: Then you still pretend to be mad to keep them off guard before tackle-glomping them!)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
(Kura: I'm pretty sure we both have each others stuff and have had it for so long that we forgot it wasn't ours...)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
(Kura: I call it 'How to annoy and/or embarrass the crap outta Hana!' Hana: Oh the book I wish to burn fantasizes the big fire)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.
(Kura: SHUT UP, PHIL! Hana: Technically, that wasn't me... Kura: Shh, they don't know that! Hana: Um...now they do)

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
(Kura: and make fun of them back, of course!)

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
(Kura: But we'd still call each other retarded! Hana: When do we not?)

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap.

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

Kura and Hana's Funny Names:
Detective Name- (Kura) Cerulean Wolf
(Hana) Purple Fox
Your favorite color and your favorite animal.

Star Wars Name-Narku Narha
The first three letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first

Super Hero Name- Violet Juice Blue Milk
Your second favorite color and your favorite drink.

Arabic Name- Urayihn Arlyikn
2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name

Goth Name- Black Kios Black Anastasia
Black and the name of one of your pets

Soap Opera Name: Alexandria Ashford Elizabeth Leslie
middle name and current street name

Witness Protection Name: Lynn Shinji Lynn Shinji
mother’s & father’s middle names

Nascar Name: Dustin Izumi Dustin Izumi
first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad

Fly Name: Kumi Hami
first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name

Two Dead Boys
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Hey guys, I just wanna say sorry that we don't update much. We, unfortunately, both work a lot and have to deal with school, as well as maintain a stable link with the outside world so people don't think we're complete shut-ins (and by that, I mean hang out with friends so they don't hate us). We'll hopefully update more regularly now that we're in the home-stretch for the Muto story line, but no promises. :(

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When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
CAFÉ EVANS by influenceONchildren reviews
AU. 19 year old Maka Albarn quit her job. Again. Now she's working for Wes Evans at his café. Now she has to deal with obnoxious co-workers, rude customers, and a "Little Demon" who's trying to buy the café! No one said being a waitress was easy.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Baal Bunch by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
I used to think having six brothers was bad; Amaimon alone is almost too much to handle. Now all of a sudden, that number's gone up to eight, and I'll be lucky if I can finish senior year without going insane. - - A look at how things might have been if the sons of Satan were a "normal" family (AU).
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Mephisto P., Amaimon
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Komoriuta by MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen reviews
Kaoru Hitachiin is dead. Yet somehow he's still here. His mission is to save the one he loves from his fate. The catch? Once he completes it, he'll leave both her and this world. Full Summary on Profile, based on Muto by KuraandHana
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kaoru H.
Lances Of Doom by Picklez'n'cheez-luv reviews
Two best friends Sabrina and Kimber have moved to Japan and are attending Ouran High School. They already knew they were a few snails short of a bucket, but what mishaps will happen after the Host Club gets involved? HikaruXOCKaoruXOC. No spoilers,we hope
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,277 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Falling into Myself by iTorchic reviews
This takes place during the last episode. When Edward dies, he becomes part of the gate to get his brother's body back, but when he gets out, he ends up in an anime convention in 2009! Rated T. pairings are involved. Completed, please read sequel as well!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,565 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Joys of High School by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
I'm Sia Uchiha. Welcome to North Academy, where everyone is normal and-"DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF! WE’LL ALL BE FORCED TO WEAR GREEN SPANDEX FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!" Oh this year will be interesting... SasuSaku GaaOC NejiTen ShikaTem NaruHina. ACTIVE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 54,542 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
twenty and five squirrels by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
AU. Twenty-five times squirrels appeared in Sia and Gaara's developing relationship. GaaOC, feat. OC Sia Uchiha. complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Gaara - Complete
The Terrifying Job by Purple-Rose-Ninja reviews
Fifteen year old Soru gets a job for one month at an October carnival as a tour guide for the "House of Spook". But at night, one of the wax dummies comes alive...and he's a vampire. What is she to do? AU. GaaraxOC Please look at the author's notes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,018 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Gaara
Halloween Romance A Muto Oneshot by JoBros4eva reviews
It's Halloween night, and fraidy cats Liza Hayashi and the class rep are stuck in a group with the devious Hitachiin twins, and Liza's twin, Alyx. But will this night of fright become a backdrop for love? Read to find out!For the "Muto" one-shot contest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Joys of Driving by Tayk reviews
Because I thought it was high time the Furuba cast stopped relying in Hatori to drive them places. Poor Hatori now has to teach everyone to drive! Hiro and Kisa don't learn. Rated for Ha'ri torture. Don't worry, I won't kill poor Ha'ri! FINISHED! Omg.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Hatori S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Ayame the Teacher Assistant by 13uttafly reviews
One shot. Ayame becomes the teachers assistant. What crazy mahem will happen to the Sohmas and Tohru?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Ayame S., Yuki S. - Complete
As Above by Bela Luna reviews
Thick as thieves, as the saying goes. Thick as thieves, as the truth goes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Thief Bakura
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When You Smile reviews
Yuzuha Hitachiin takes a business trip to America and meets a surprising little girl. Just a cute oneshot that really has nothing to do with anything. I may continue it, if I can think of a good plot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
Aperio, it Means to Reveal reviews
Continuation of Muto, it Means to Change. If you haven't read that story...haha...good luck.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,606 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Summer Paper reviews
One summer ruined for Kaylee. On her way to Japan she crash lands and gets picked up by an interesting group. Taken their prisoner, she must try to get free and find her friends. Or die at the hands of the Akatsuki. there are OC's rated T for Hidan...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012
Stealing Haruhi reviews
A few years had past since Haruhi reviled to everyone that she was indeed a girl anime time and Tamaki had the courage to ask her out. On their two year anniversary, Tamaki want's to make a big step, just has to get permission. Songfic TamaxHaru has OCs
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest reviews
The third and final part of what I've dubbed "The Kimi Trilogy". This songfic is to Linkin Park's "Leave Out All the Rest". HikaruxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Muto, it Means to Change reviews
There is a new set of twins at Ouran. Alyx and Liza Hayashi are from America and hate the idea of going to the school. They're forced to join the Host Club but it, of course, soon becomes a fun place for them to try out their amusing pranks. HikaOC KaoOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,575 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Lost Memories reviews
Sisters separated by tragedy and brought together by war. While the Pharaoh is going through a time of confusion and Bakura is going through a time of insanity; siblings forced on sides and stand for what they believe is right. hints-YAMIxOC BAKURAxOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Thief Bakura
Sick Day reviews
When her sister manages to get a really bad cold, Liza finds herself extremely bored and alone at school. Kaoru decides it's his job to fix that, while Hikaru pays the sick Alyx a visit. Oneshot. HikaruOC KaoruOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
One Day Too Late reviews
This is a sequel to my oneshot, I Feel Everything. You can read this one without reading the first, but I'd recommend taking a look at it anyway. Post-high school oneshot. Songfic. HikaruOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Our Secret reviews
Alyx goes on vacation with Hikaru and, no, scratch that. REWIND! Alyx is kidnapped by Hikaru and forced to go on vacation with him. ALONE. What will become of the two teens? Is romance brewing on this island paradise? Oneshot for Editor-chan. HikaruOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hikaru H. - Complete
I Feel Everything reviews
When he asked me to marry him, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. But he never really got over her-the way she hurt him when she rejected him. Now he's taking it out on me. Post-high school. Songfic/oneshot. Onesided ish HikaruOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Haunted reviews
When Halloween plans go awry, the Host Club, Alyx, and Liza find themselves being hunted by a spectral lunatic, hell bent on butchering them. Will they be able to escape this "adventure" alive? And what hidden feelings will come to the surface? HikaruxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hikaru H. - Complete