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Author has written 4 stories for Teen Titans, and Naruto.
Name: ANTO. (I'M A VIRGIN! I SWEAR!)
Age: LIKE I'LL TELL YOU.
Fic Style: Romance/Comedy, Romance/Angst/Drama.
Hey guys! I like to call this section, 'What's In Her Head?'. Well you can see how my tiny, simple mind works.
Thoughts Right Now: If I invented the Cheeseburger, would it still taste good? I mean, c'mon! Just because I failed Home Ec. does not mean I'm a bad cook! ... Or not.
YAOI -- OMG, HELL YEAH!! What could be better than seeing two guys kiss? Ok, rephrase. Just think, the other's a girly-man and has a crush on the real man. I DO NOT CARE IF YOUR FOOD CAME BACK OUT JUST THROUGH 3/4'S OF BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! It fucking rocks, dude!
YURI -- Gross much? Ew. Just ew. We see enough yuri in our school, enough said.
NARUTO -- The show: AWESOME. The character: AWESOMER.
SASUSAKU -- Omg, so hot, so passionate and so hetero!
NEJITEN -- VERYVERYVERYVERY CUTE! BIG POSSIBILITY THAT THEY'LL END UP TOGETHER!
TEMASHIKA -- Crack, but so what? They're awesome.
SASUHINA -- Also very hot!
KAKAKURENAI -- Better than AsuRenai. This one's hotter.
OBIRIN -- Love it! Very cute!
I LIKE MY GUYS:
LIKES TO EAT.
GETS ALONG WITH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM.
GREAT WRITING SKILLS.
KNOWS HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.
MUST HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES I'VE EVER SEEN.
CAN BE AS RANDOM AS I AM.
WILL NOT GIVE ME TOO MUCH ADVICE.
WILL FOLLOW EVERYTHING THAT I SAY.
MUST HAVE NO BELLY.
SHOULD AGREE TO 80 PERCENT OF WHAT I SAY.
NO LUST PLEASE!
WILL HUG BACK WHEN HUGGED.
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
LASTLY, WILL NOT CRY OR GO EMO AFTER A BREAK-UP.
The MAJOR Differences between SAKI and ANTO. (We're not so congruent anymore, eh?)
SAKI -- Has BLUE hair.
SAKI -- Has a personality with much resemblance to NEJI, but no superiority complex. She knows she has no right to boast, anyway.
SAKI -- Loves TRAINING.
SAKI -- Bears an IQ of 180.
SAKI -- Is NO longer a VIRGIN.
SAKI -- SECRETLY in love with Itachi.
SAKI -- Has some-what no intention of celebrating a 2nd HONEYMOON.
SAKI -- MARRIED to the man of her secret dreams.
SAKI -- HATES it when she gets raped by her own husband.
SAKI -- Is a female REINCARNATION of Adolf Hitler.
SAKI -- Only thinks ONE man is sexy. Take a guess.
SAKI -- ILL-TEMPERED.
SAKI -- Has been OFFERED to be Hokage, but denied, choosing to rule only her clan.
SAKI -- One of the GREATEST Jounnin, despite the fact she hates working with a team.
(When) SAKI -- Is angry, the ONLY thing that will make her calm down is a kiss from Itachi.
SAKI -- Secretly LOVES it when Itachi pins her to the wall.
SAKI -- Used to crush on Kakashi.
SAKI -- Is left with ONLY her, father, her aunt, her sisters, her nice and nephew and her clan members.
SAKI -- Once proved she had the GUTS to tell Itachi that she wasn't afraid to castrate him.
SAKI --Thinks her sisters should STOP bugging her sometimes.
SAKI -- Sort of ANTI-SOCIAL.
SAKI -- Is one FEISTY, SMART, MEAN BITCH!
HURT THESE PEOPLE, AND I'LL STICK UP TRUCK UP YOUR ASS, MOTHERFUCKER! :
Hyuchiha Ruki --
She's hilarious when you see her (almost) everyday IRL. Very nice person, too. Did I mention awesome writer and artist? Truth be told, I admire her writing skills.
A one-in-a-million friend, guaranteed my #1 greatest best friend ever. Very forgiving even though I don't deserve to be forgiven sometimes. The best person to talk to on the phone for eternity. Also hilarious. C'mon. She slapped her grandma when she was five. I wish I could say more.
Also hilarious. We haven't met IRL, though. I'd like to but I don't know when, where and how. She's a great person. She's luckier in love than I am.
Sweet Misfortune 119 --
My non-biological, older sister who's very happy-go-lucky, nice and hilarious. I wish she were my real sister. TT-TT
CARMEN. Nice (seldomly), self-less (not really), sensible, smart. Probably somebody who's very superior to me. We go waaaay back in kindergarten. We were frienenemies back then. She was the king/queen who (irresponsibly) ruled the playground with an iron fist; I was the Robinhood.
RANDOOOM. FAAAACTS. :
I like cinnamon.
I used to write for Teen Titans.
Sometimes, I have the urge for pulling down someone's pants.
I hate my maids.
I beg my mom for a foot rub EVERYDAY.
I play guitar.
My guitar's blue.
My favorite chord's 'G'.
I had a fling on Naruto ONCE.
I think I'm in love with Itachi.
The following people are fans of the worst couple ever (ItaSaki!) : cookiegurl15, coke. sprite. pepsi. Hyuchiha Ruki and Reona-chan (I think.).
I like silver more than gold.
I think I have athlete's foot.
I've only rolled on the floor in laughter 5 times in my life.
My busmate has a maniacal laugh.
I have anger management problems and PMS almost everyday.
I have a swearing problem when I'm angry.
I thought 'shit' was a farther more worse word than 'fuck'.
I wanna have a gay friend.
I think I'm in love with Sasuke.
I act in a national theater (for the Philippines) with coke. sprite. pepsi. every summer.
A lesbian courted me. (Don't worry I'm STRAIGHT. I didn't even say 'yes'.)
My room's pink but I like red.
I love omelettes.
I think that drinking Iced Tea while eating chocolate cake is just weird.
I hate emos even though I had a crush on one.
I WANT TO MEET MY FATHER, MOMMY RUKI!
I love 'How Do You Do' by Cascada.
I wanna have more friends here in fanfic. (I've been here for more than a year and all my TT friends are all "POOF! GONE!".)
I can't help but sing to Marion Raven's 'Break You'.
MOST PROBABLY EVERYONE I KNOW HAS A RELATIONSHIP.
Marit Larsen is my fave M2M member.
Most of the couples I like are crack. (E.G. ObiRin, SasuHina, GaaHina, etc, etc.)
My best work yet is about the pairing that I hate the most.
ARTEMIS FOWL IS SEXY.
I like guys who are FUNNY, SENSITIVE, SWEET, GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, CONSIDERATE, THOUGHTFUL, SMART and CAN CONVINCE MY 'RENTS HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
I have lots of charm bracelets because they're my favorite kind of jewelry.
I get irritated when I don't punctuate my sentences while IMing.
My anger management problems were inherited from my mother (like most problems).
I wonder why I don't get 'instant reviews' in Naruto, but when I wrote for TT I had allot.
I've got a crush on Adam Rodriguez and Adam G. Sevanni.
I like apples.
I have a dA account, but I won't tell you until you visit Ruki's.
SHUT UP AND LET ME GOOO.
THIS HURTS I TOLD YOU SOOO.
I'm a GIRL.
My mouse is red.
WOOT. WOOT. WOOT.
WHY I DON'T FINISH OR UPDATE MY FICS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME:
Sometimes, I'm not in the mood.
My mom hogs the computer too much.
I'm graduating, I have ALLOT to do.
Ruki - I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE!
coke.sprite.pepsi. - Keep up the good work, Gabs.
Sweet Misfortune119 - SISTURRR!
WOOT. WOOT. WOOT.
Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
WOOT. WOOT. WOOT.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Self-explanatory much? Fine. Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, Shino, Sasori, Gaara, Neji, Tenten, Kurenai, Nidaime, Yondaime, Jiraiya, Tsunade and Kabuto.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
NejiTen, NaruHina, SasuSaku, KakaKurenai, ObiRin, GaaraMatsuri, PeinKonan, TemaShika, SaIno and JirTsu.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
BOTH! Yaoi is cute and funny, while Hentai is hot and passionate.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
Yep, I've cosplayed Itachi and Konan.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Akatsuki Cloak, Itachi Figurine, Konan Pencil Case, Naruto Shippuuden DVD and The Naruto Card Thingy.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
I used to think that I was destined with Itachi, but at the moment, not really. Though, I think Tenten and I would be BFF is she were ever real.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina. They're so cute and funny. KibaHina disgusts me. Kiba's a sex-crazed, dog freak who probably molests poor Akamaru. TT-TT
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
BOTH!I love yaoi and I love the passionate intesity of SasuSaku.
9. Which team is your favorite?
Team Gai. Ultra-funny and serious at the same time. Besides, my OTP is there.
10. Do you support the obito theory?
Used to. Until someone here -cough-CARMEN!-cough- made me switch to Madara, by means of Narutopedia.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yeah, besides, there's already proof.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Konan, Pein, Zetsu and Sasori. All so cool.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro. Go leave Konoha, the fuck do I care. Just make sure you come back. Oh wait, you didn't.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Wait, I thought he had ADHD?
17. Sub or dub?
Sub. Dub sucks. But Yuri Lowenthal does a great Sasuke! And the guy who voices Neji has the hottest voice ever.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
She's a fellow Huge-Foreheaded-Girl, enough said.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
None, he's cute and adorable.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Big duh. He's Madara Uchiha, a crazy, old fruitloop using his Great Great (10 Hours Later) Great Grandson for world dominance but doesn't really know what to do after that.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Ugly Nerd. He looks like Bruce Lee, and Bruce is NOT sexy.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Deidara. Or Zabuza. Haku probably got the crossdressing from him.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Haha, awesome. He's funny and really pisses off Neji-which makes me ROFLMAO, BTW.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Itachi. He's the pwettiest Akatsuki member, LOL.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
DUH. Why do you think I'm here?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
YES! I have a problem with it, I'm insanely addicted. NejiTen Lemon FTW!
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Yeah, I taught my dad how to support NejiTen. His fave characters are Itachi, Neji and Gai Sensei--My dad's a big Bruce Lee Fan.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
HELL YEAH! Sasuke Balboa!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
YEAH! "I buh-lieve in miracles! Since you came along! You're sexy, baby!" ROFL!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yeah, coke.sprite.pepsi. She's TOO hooked on it, jk, Gabs.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Big duh. Most people I know nowadays are Narutards.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
I wish. We have these two new guy teachers, who love Naruto. The other one copied Kakashi's hairdo, he teaches in my batch, but I'm in the section where he doesn't teach. And the other teacher, cosplayed as Naruto, so everythime I see him, I blurt out "Hi, Sir Naruto!"
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
School life, probably. Grades? Not sure.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
No. Why would I go broke?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
HELL YEAH! God, Kakashi hand over that damn book so you could actually do a mission without looking so boastful!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
NO! Never did! Pein is too hot to be old.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Yeah, but I don't post them. My sketchpadS are full of NejiTen stuff or Tobi or Naruto doing something hilarious.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Lemme put it this way, Sasuke is handsome in general, but he's not my type. And no, he is NOT sexy. He looks like Madara that got infested by a cockroach.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Lots. My favorite OC would probably be Misaki or Kujaku or Mita or Washi--Nevermind.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
DOI. I'm lucky I'm not obssesed with Star Wars or Lord of the Rings like my cousin. BLECKH.
WOOT. WOOT. WOOT.
You Say Pink
My Fave Couples:
VII. "WHAT PEOPLE SAY" VII.
- My stepdad says I could work as writer when I grow up, then I told him 'DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE TO DEATH?!'
- My friends think I should be paired with Itachi, but I say 'ITACHI IS ANAPAT'S PROPERTY.'
- My guidance counselor suggests that I get a big, fluffy, loving dog, then I said 'My mom had a turn-off with Chow-Chow's'
- Most people here in FanFic go 'OMFG, you like SasuHina AND SasuSaku, like what the fuck is like wrong with you?!' then I say, 'LIKE OMFG, did you like know that like I totally like not like NaruHina, so like you should like, back off, like Bitch.'
VII. "Quotes and Moments of PURE, INGENIOUS WISDOM" VII. (The quotes I put here were said by different people.)
"When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes and run away."
"Rain's butt is the size of Jupiter!!"
"She steals things!! SHE'S A STOLER!"
"WTF DO YOU MEAN I ATE FROG LEGS?!"
"Mommy, what's a bastard?"
"CARMEN'S GOT A BIG BUTT, CARMEN'S GOT A BIG BUTT!!"
"I know who you are... You're Misaki!"
"Is the capital of Afghanistan, Paraguay?"
"When my mom called you up, did she mention anything about a dead cat?"
"LIKE A GRENAAADE..."
"FINALLY MORE SPACE NOW THAT THAT BUTT IS OUT OF THE WAY!"
"WAIT A MINUTE. I'M THE BITCH HERE!"
So, you think Tenten's the only one with a conscience around here, huh? Take a look at this.
Sasuke: I MUST destroy Konoha for what they have done to me, what they've done to everyone I've ever cared about. Vengeance is my motivation, Anger is my energy and most of all...
Sasuke's Conscience: YOU LIKE COTTON CANDY!
Naruto: Dattebayo! Count on it, Sasuke! I WILL bring you back to Konoha!
Naruto's conscience: I doubt you'll even live one more moment.
Neji: We must destiny whether we like it or not. It is not in our hands. If I was destined to die in battle, then so it be. I will follow my destiny, I will not question fate, I will--
Neji's Conscience: Buy some shampoo before your scalp smells.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia