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Joined 11-06-01, id: 122759
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Misc. Movies, and Memento.
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Greetings folks. It's been a really really really long time since I've been here last, and I apologise. It's just that ... yes the usual excuse, I've been extremely busy. You won't really want to know the details you're probably thinking "So when is she going to update her frickin' fanfic??" Well here goes:

- I will finish the Minority Report fanfic. As I type and you read, I have an unfinished chapter saved on Word. I just have a slight block at the moment as to who Tom Cruise's new eyes should have belonged to. I don't want to go for the Japanese one in the movie, so please think for me.

- I might actually add another chapter to Shire Park or start a new fiction based on Little Britain but converting the LOTR characters to well-known Little Britain characters. Oh what a good Vicky Pollard Legolas will make. :D

- I sincerely doubt that I will finish To Protect and To Love. Sorry. It's just that after watching TTT and to a certain extent ROTK, I find Frodo really annoying. So maybe I'll get Casey to run off and elope with Legolas. Or someone from the Strokes. Maybe ... Nick. Cause he's the most elf-like.

Okay that's enough blabbing for now. I'm sorry to all those people who check whether I've updated any of fanfics but check in vain cause I've been a lazy bugger.

Oh and visit my site so you can check whether I'm still alive.


-- Snowling

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Time Will Tell by Bombur Jo reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to open a door to Tolkien's Middle-earth and become part of the adventures surrounding the Ring? In Time Will Tell, a girl of our time gets to do just that. Reviewed favorably by the PPC. NOW COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 239,324 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Frodo B. - Complete
How to write an LOTR MarySue by Skitty-Kat reviews
Pretty self-explanatory, I think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002
The Harrowing Tale of the Sexy Irish Beast, etc by Laura Fones reviews
Minority Report: In a world where murder can be predicted before it happens, and the perpetrators punished, and sexiness distilled into a means of repairing the ozone layer…well, mayhem and Stuart Townsend tend to occur.
Minority Report - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Minority Report - The Remix reviews
My spin on Minority Report and some of the audience's views. Don't be insulted if you're a die-hard fan of the book/movie, because I did enjoy the movie and I think that it's great but ...!! There just wasn't enough Colin in it!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 8/27/2002
Leonard goes to the Psychiatrist reviews
Leonard wonders why he doesn't feel satisfied with killing Teddy, and pays a trip to the psychiatrist. I am aware there is a mistake, but feel free to point it out. I like reviews.
Memento - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2002
To Protect And To Love reviews
A girl from our world is sent to Middle-Earth as a guardian angel to protect Frodo. *UPDATE*: Now that I've actually seen TTT, I will continue with this story - promise!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,997 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Frodo B.
What Shall My FanFiction Be About, Frodo? reviews
Frodo helps a misguided author to decide what to write.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2002 - Published: 2/20/2002