Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Misc. Movies, and Memento.Scroll down to the bottom if you can't be bothered to read my exciting bio which I spent so long writing, and skip down to my examples of pure talent. I mean fanfiction.
Greetings folks. It's been a really really really long time since I've been here last, and I apologise. It's just that ... yes the usual excuse, I've been extremely busy. You won't really want to know the details you're probably thinking "So when is she going to update her frickin' fanfic??" Well here goes:
- I will finish the Minority Report fanfic. As I type and you read, I have an unfinished chapter saved on Word. I just have a slight block at the moment as to who Tom Cruise's new eyes should have belonged to. I don't want to go for the Japanese one in the movie, so please think for me.
- I might actually add another chapter to Shire Park or start a new fiction based on Little Britain but converting the LOTR characters to well-known Little Britain characters. Oh what a good Vicky Pollard Legolas will make. :D
- I sincerely doubt that I will finish To Protect and To Love. Sorry. It's just that after watching TTT and to a certain extent ROTK, I find Frodo really annoying. So maybe I'll get Casey to run off and elope with Legolas. Or someone from the Strokes. Maybe ... Nick. Cause he's the most elf-like.
Okay that's enough blabbing for now. I'm sorry to all those people who check whether I've updated any of fanfics but check in vain cause I've been a lazy bugger.
Oh and visit my site so you can check whether I'm still alive.