XxRoadKillxX
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Joined 02-25-07, id: 1228066, Profile Updated: 12-07-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.

XxRoadKillxX

"We do to anime what cars do to squirrels."

Home Page Last updated 7December2014

This is a joint account which will feature stories written by Eri Kitsune, Fir-kun, and Nil-chan since she's shy and doesn't want her own account here ;).

Our homepage will let you know how our fics are progressing.

Check our homepage for more info and sneak peak on story chapters, generic info, etc. Leave comments!


Status:

Fir-kun: Besides food allergies, Fir-kun is done with school, has a dog, ended her relationship, and is living single in an apartment with a roommate.

Eri Kitsune: She's in a subshop...poisoning your sammich; in a lair...plottin' your demise.


Current Stories

Phoenix Down -- written by Fir-kun

DISCONTINUED. Homepage has this now posted on it.

Phoenix Down: Out of the Ashes --written by Fir-kun

Currently being edited

Chapters: 6/12

Phoenix Down: Sparks on the Wind --written by Fir-kun

Chapters: 1/6

In the works. Will be posted when there's something to post

Orange Soda -- written by Fir-kun

Chapters: 3/??

Chapter 4: ideas written on a napkin and a spare menu

Upcoming Fics

Phoenix Down: Omake1 -- written by Eri

One shot

info: It's going to be odd. D: Just wait until I can bring myself to write it.

Scrambled Cloud -- written by Eri

One shot

info: Already written, just needs to be edited and reworked. x3

Untitled -- written by Nil-chan (friend of Fir-kun)

Naruto nonsense that came to her after the HP-esque ending of Naruto.


Any extra information regarding characters and chapters and updates can be found on our homepage

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Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Typecasting by Jukebox Hound reviews
Bad movies and sentimental bonding; no one can resist Zack and his ideas. Oneshot, sidestory to Eir's Tomorrow.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Nurse, Nurse by YondyB reviews
AU. Sequel to Doctor, Doctor, but can be read on it's own. Random drabbles about random moments inspired by the names of symptoms or diseases. Rated for doctorly-stuff; Drugs, stitching up skin, etc. And language. And mentions of sex. Lots of it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,211 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Anactoria by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
Genesis Rhapsodos has seen the blonde passing by his door for too long without asking him to enter. But today would be different; quite different. Genesis/Cloud, Genesis/Sephiroth Non-Consent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Under Your Skin by YondyB reviews
I can see it, can't you?" Yuffie chirped, quite immune to the men's aura of total and unadulterated loathing that was floating about them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
A Gift of Peace by orianna-2000 reviews
They were in the vortex, a place outside of time and space. No one could possibly be knocking on the front door . . . and there was no way in hell that she was about to answer it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
[KH xover.Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Doctor, Doctor by YondyB reviews
AU. "How's your patient?" "He's all right, skin sloughing off and peeing blood is normal for the bipedal humanoid species, right?" Leon, Cloud. No pairing. Prequel to Nurse, Nurse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Little Steps, a FFVII giftfic by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
A giftfic for ciceqi, loosely based on her Mascotverse which can be found on Insanejournal and Livejournal. Sephiroth/Cloud, mentioned Sephiroth/Zack, worksafe for just a kiss. FFVII characters owned by Square Enix, Mascotverse owned by ciceqi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
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Phoenix Down: Out of the Ashes reviews
When a summoning goes horribly wrong, Harry finds himself flung into a world where magic is more free and confined than what he's used to. No matter what he does, trouble seems to follow. The sword's nice though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,240 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Cloud S.
Phoenix Down reviews
A summons went horribly, horribly wrong. But who cares? Now Harry Potter and Cloud Strife are on the same world. No matter what HArry does, trouble seems to always find him. YAOI WARNING. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,137 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Harry P., Cloud S. - Complete
Dainties reviews
Companion to PD Harry's out on a walk when something catches his eye. What a pretty colour it is! The only thing left to do is have a tea party! "Harry, what's that?" "I do believe it's a bran muffin."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Orange Soda reviews
Kakashi throws a party for his team. Anko shows up with alcohol. One should not perform jutsu under the influence: nothing good shall come of it. Sasuke learns this the hard way. What's up with Itachi? Itachi did WHAT to Sasuke? Can you say oh snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sasuke U.