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Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, Misc. Movies, Batman, Professor Layton, Super Smash Brothers, Ben Drowned, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, StarTrek: The Next Generation, My Little Pony, Portal, Tooth Fairy, and Wreck-It Ralph.
Congratulations on finding my page! Sadly, there's not a lot here at the moment; I pretty much gave up on public fan fiction after the Harriet Potter days. Occasionally I'll get a fandom I need to express or a parody I have to write and something will appear here. But usually I just write ordinary fiction.
About the unfinished works here so far.. yeah, sorry about those. The Professor Layton one will continue, but the computer I was writing it on died and I'm still waiting on a good family member with mad computing skillz to have a look at it for me since I can't afford to get it fixed professionally. And he did a damn good job on the computer I'm currently using when it died. The ZIM one will go on, too... eventually. I promise.
And I do not own the characters of anything I write here (I also stay away from writing OCs, but I might do some such thing at some point. Apparently that point is round about now.), I'd think it would be obvious on such a site that I don't. That's my disclaimer right there.
If any more info is required here, just say you want to know more and I'll do something about that. Maybe.
Also I am now terrified of ever attempting Star Trek fic. The fandom. It's so in depth. And I had so many ideas. Knowing they've all been explored, and long before I could join in, makes me nauseous. OH WELL.
I'm currently 22 years of age. I'm Scottish, residing in Scotland. Yup.
I study Immunology and Microbiology at university. Science is my passion, and writing is my other passion. I'm actually rather scared of disease, so it doesn't make much sense to study what I study but I'm also fascinated by viruses and bacteriological infections. I know LOTS about diseases. Oddly enough.
TV shows I like
Invader ZIM, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Whose Line Is It Anyway? (UK), Scrubs, Friends, Frasier, Inspector Gadget, Black Books, SpongeBob SquarePants, QI, Would I Lie To You?, Have I Got News For You?, The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack, Gavin and Stacey, Batman: The Animated Series, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Muppet Show, Adventure Time, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Movies I Like
The Matrix/The Matrix Reloaded, Spider-Man 1 and 2, V For Vendetta, UHF, Star Trek Nemesis, Star Trek Generations, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, InAlienable, Star Trek 2009, Inglourious Basterds, The Princess and the Frog, Kick-Ass.
Music I Like
Queen, The Hoosiers, Mika, Oingo Boingo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Franz Ferdinand, The Offspring, Rod Stewart, Weird Al Yankovic, Green Day, Tenacious D, Tim Minchin, ABBA, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, The Glitterati, The Darkness, Nirvana, Elton John, Eminem, Marilyn Manson, Erasure, R.E.M., Evanescence, Avenue Q soundtrack, Wicked soundtrack, Cabaret soundtrack, Sweeney Todd original broadway cast soundtrack
Games I Like
- Pokémon versions Blue, Yellow, Silver, Sapphire, LeafGreen, Pearl, Platinum, SoulSilver, Black
Pairings I Like
Yeah, much as it pains me to admit it, I like a little bit of romance... occasionally... in some of my fics. Just a bit.
Super Mario Bros.
Mario/Peach - Obviously. Such a sweet platonic romantic couple. Aww.
Super Smash Bros.
Snake/Luigi - Crack pairings FTW? Very very reluctant on both sides, obviously.
"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver bullet into a well-greased chamber."
do not help.
Snake/Otacon - Try telling me that's not canon. TRY IT.
The Muppet Show
Zoot/Floyd - There is surely justification for this somewhere...
Team Fortress 2
Medic/Heavy - I am not sorry at all for any of the following pairings. I prefer Medic to be the dominant one, if there has to be a dominant one. GET BEHIND ME, DOCTOR!
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Yes, really. I guess most of these are more friendship pairings, but I sure do love me some Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy. Though the more squicky ones... not so much.
Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy - Rainbow Dash fought for Fluttershy's honour. I mean really. Other than that, they're definitely somewhat close.
All unrequited of course.
GLaDOS/Chell - Well, duh. Oh, but also, I must note that there are a few ways in which I like this pairing. I know above I said 'romance' but this pairing can be less of a "GLaDOS is massively obsessed with Chell and is like the sociopathic ex who is going to continue to ruin her life" and more of a platonic familial "GLaDOS sees Chell as a family member. Like... a niece or... maybe a daughter or... something." Ahem.
Tracy/Derek - Just because... I mean... if you didn't see the film then you don't know.
I am not ashamed.
Also it appears that Tracy can be paired with everyone. IDK.
Felix/Calhoun - Well. Duh.
Fanfics I'm Writing
Professor Layton and the Mysterious Invitation - Going for a rework on this one. The chapter up will stay as it is but what I was going for has changed a bit. Up as soon as I feel able.
Crazy Little Fic Called Love - Once again, in a couple of chapters it'll be pretty much done. I'll try to get the next chapter up soon. UPDATE - Up as soon as I can. I'm now studying a language so it'll be whenever I feel like I can write stuff that stuff goes out.
The Joker's Last Laugh - Same predicament as with the Laytonfic. So hiatus, sadly. UPDATE - I might completely rework this or else remove it.
Into the Negative Zone - Updated! Next chapter coming soon, since it's started, and I've left you on a cliffhanger. Sadness. UPDATE - Coming as soon as I can get it up.
Your Turn - Next chapter in the works. Been trying to work on it without dying laughing since I still hear BEN as Richard Horvitz. UPDATE - Okay so since the ARG has been put on indefinite hiatus, I don't feel so bad about putting up my interpretation of this relationship. The next chapter will come as soon as I can write it and get it up.
Untitled Team Fortress 2 Fic (Medic/Heavy-centric) - In which a Spy infiltrates the RED base and Medic mysteriously gets a facelift. It will involve dominant!Medic. I'm hoping to not make Heavy too much of a "gentle giant", but we shall see.
Untitled Team Fortress 2 Fic (Spy/Scout-centric) - In which a Spy (see the theme?) defects to the RED team and catches the attention of a very angry Scout. Possibly a biiiiit angsty. I hope not too much.
What She Hides (MLP:FiM) - In which a curious Rainbow Dash reads Pinkie Pie's "work-in-progress" (her secret diary) and discovers that the pink Earth pony has had a tougher life than she thought.
Psychoanalysis (MLP:FiM) - Pinkie Pie is made to go to a therapist after Party of One. Hopefully lighter than What She Hides.
Delicate (MLP:FiM) - My ridiculous attempt at (platonic, incidentally) romance. Rainbow Dash realises that she's fallen in love with Fluttershy and begs Applejack for help. Hoping that it will be light. Even Rainbow Dash's angsty moments should be lighter than What She Hides.
This Isn't What I Signed Up For (Pokémon SoulSilver) - Not a Nuzlocke. I got to thinking, "What if the character didn't want to be a trainer? What if her journey was for all the wrong reasons?" And so I thought that I should start SoulSilver over and have my character, a budding Pokémon researcher, roped into pursuing Team Rocket and entering the Gym Challenge against her will. Hopefully cracky fun. - UPDATE: I totally keep forgetting to keep notes and then I restart the game. Seriously, wtf me?
Make It Stop (Adventure Time) - A very short (I hope) and terrible (probably) attempt at a proper darkfic. It'll be a oneshot about the Ice King and the visions he sees through his wizard eyes. - COMPLETE. Short, terrible, but most importantly out of my head. I might go back and improve on it at some point.
Untitled MLP:FiM Fic (Discord-centric) - In which Discord has a warning for Equestria. I know, that's... not much of a description.
Barbaric (MLP:FiM) - In which Discord confronts Celestia after having been encased in stone for one thousand years. Undecided as to whether Discord will have been Q at some point (thus making it a crossover). Will be different depending on everypony's actions during the second part of Return of Harmony.
Qriosity (Star Trek: The Next Generation) - In which Q muses over his feelings towards Captain Picard. Involves Q being so freaking Q that he won't even tell himself the truth. In Progress.
Crying On Q (Star Trek: The Next Generation) - In which Q confronts Picard about these odd feelings he's been experiencing lately, Picard has terrible dreams about himself and Q, and Q is quite upset at being accused of mind-control. The obligatory fanfiction parody.
Where No Mare Has Gone Before (MLP:FiM/ST:TNG crossover) - In which DisQord thinks on how much Twilight Sparkle, an otherwise unremarkable unicorn mare, reminds him of someone he knew many, many years ago. A better title for this is probably Déja Q but... there is an ep of ST:TNG called that and... it's even less original than my current Q-based titles.
Making A Friendship Problem (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) - Twilight Sparkle really looked like she was going to grab and hurt one of the CMC in 'Lesson Zero', and my mind went to dark places. Then I remembered that she only wanted to create a problem she could solve, so this was the direction my mind went. I'm sorry again, guys. COMPLETE
A Q Purpose (MLP:FiM/Star Trek:TNG crossover) - In which Q goes slightly mad after the death of Jean-Luc Picard and drifts alone through the universe. In an attempt to find a new purpose in his eternal life, he stumbles across a tiny blue planet which is home to a curious little country. Equestria. Q/Picard is heavily hinted at, I think. In Progress.
Shattered (Tooth Fairy) - In which Ziggy is OMG a character and my headcanon unravels. Er, I mean in which Ziggy hunts Tracy for profit. In Progress. (To be honest, a fic for Tooth Fairy doesn't look out of place next to my other fics.)
--SPOILER ALERT FOR PORTAL 2 BELOW--
Messages From Space (Portal 2) - A young engineer, after seeing something falling to Earth the previous night, braves the open air to investigate the crater it left. Discovering a worn-out looking metal sphere marked with the Aperture Laboratories logo, she is incredibly confused... and then the little metal ball opens its dull blue "eye"... Will carry a character death warning. Essentially a journal fic.
The Humanity (Portal 2) - GLaDOS, having let Chell go, has run out of test subjects. In retribution for what he did to her, she finds Wheatley and performs some pretty dodgy surgery, despite the little spherical moron's protests and screams of agony. Putting his mind into [ totally not Stephen Merchant] some brain-dead former employee's son's body, GLaDOS decides that it won't be much fun to put him through the test chambers, as he isn't clever enough to complete them. Instead, she sends him through a portal that leads to civilisation. Not my most original idea and there will be OCs involved, as well as an appearance by the Space Core, and also I fully expect it to be sort of terrible. Starting.
Dancing Around The Issue (Portal 2) - Separate from Messages From Space; not related at all. Wheatley has a heart-to-heart (of a sort) with the Space Core as they float through space together. Hopefully comedic unrequited Wheatley/Space Core (Spaceley?) pairing, although I must stress that Space/Space Core is clearly the true pairing here. - COMPLETE. Kind of lame. I may edit in the future.
Once A Moron... (Portal 2) - Looking back on Wheatley's past, including his 'conception', attachment to GLaDOS, removal from GLaDOS and his many, many jobs throughout the labs. One thing is a constant throughout his life journey - the word "moron" and its profound effect on his imperfect, fragile artificial psyche. Because Wheatley isn't enough of a Woobie.