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Joined 02-26-07, id: 1228129, Profile Updated: 02-16-13
Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, Misc. Movies, Batman, Professor Layton, Super Smash Brothers, Ben Drowned, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, StarTrek: The Next Generation, My Little Pony, Portal, Tooth Fairy, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Congratulations on finding my page! Sadly, there's not a lot here at the moment; I pretty much gave up on public fan fiction after the Harriet Potter days. Occasionally I'll get a fandom I need to express or a parody I have to write and something will appear here. But usually I just write ordinary fiction.

About the unfinished works here so far.. yeah, sorry about those. The Professor Layton one will continue, but the computer I was writing it on died and I'm still waiting on a good family member with mad computing skillz to have a look at it for me since I can't afford to get it fixed professionally. And he did a damn good job on the computer I'm currently using when it died. The ZIM one will go on, too... eventually. I promise.

And I do not own the characters of anything I write here (I also stay away from writing OCs, but I might do some such thing at some point. Apparently that point is round about now.), I'd think it would be obvious on such a site that I don't. That's my disclaimer right there.

If any more info is required here, just say you want to know more and I'll do something about that. Maybe.

Also I am now terrified of ever attempting Star Trek fic. The fandom. It's so in depth. And I had so many ideas. Knowing they've all been explored, and long before I could join in, makes me nauseous. OH WELL.


About Me

I'm currently 22 years of age. I'm Scottish, residing in Scotland. Yup.

I study Immunology and Microbiology at university. Science is my passion, and writing is my other passion. I'm actually rather scared of disease, so it doesn't make much sense to study what I study but I'm also fascinated by viruses and bacteriological infections. I know LOTS about diseases. Oddly enough.


TV shows I like

Invader ZIM, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Whose Line Is It Anyway? (UK), Scrubs, Friends, Frasier, Inspector Gadget, Black Books, SpongeBob SquarePants, QI, Would I Lie To You?, Have I Got News For You?, The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack, Gavin and Stacey, Batman: The Animated Series, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Muppet Show, Adventure Time, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Movies I Like

The Matrix/The Matrix Reloaded, Spider-Man 1 and 2, V For Vendetta, UHF, Star Trek Nemesis, Star Trek Generations, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, InAlienable, Star Trek 2009, Inglourious Basterds, The Princess and the Frog, Kick-Ass.

Music I Like

Queen, The Hoosiers, Mika, Oingo Boingo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Franz Ferdinand, The Offspring, Rod Stewart, Weird Al Yankovic, Green Day, Tenacious D, Tim Minchin, ABBA, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, The Glitterati, The Darkness, Nirvana, Elton John, Eminem, Marilyn Manson, Erasure, R.E.M., Evanescence, Avenue Q soundtrack, Wicked soundtrack, Cabaret soundtrack, Sweeney Todd original broadway cast soundtrack

Games I Like

- Pokémon versions Blue, Yellow, Silver, Sapphire, LeafGreen, Pearl, Platinum, SoulSilver, Black
- Super Mario Bros and the spinoffs, especially the original Super Mario Bros, Yoshi's Island, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Super Paper Mario, Super Mario Galaxy, Luigi's Mansion
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
- Professor Layton and the Curious Village/Pandora's Box
- Guitar Hero
- Game & Watch gallery
- Team Fortress 2
- Portal (1&2)

Pairings I Like

Yeah, much as it pains me to admit it, I like a little bit of romance... occasionally... in some of my fics. Just a bit.

Super Mario Bros.

Mario/Peach - Obviously. Such a sweet platonic romantic couple. Aww.
Luigi/Fawful - I don't really remember how we came up with this one, my sister and I. I will be submitting a reluctant Luigi/Fawful type story soon, so if you are of the curious type, watch for that.

Super Smash Bros.

Snake/Luigi - Crack pairings FTW? Very very reluctant on both sides, obviously.

Metal Gear
I just want to note that it is nearly impossible to not ship anyone in this series. And quotes like the infamous:

"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver bullet into a well-greased chamber."

do not help.

Snake/Otacon - Try telling me that's not canon. TRY IT.
Big Boss/Ocelot - Again, try telling me it's not canon. Play MGS3; you'll see.
Ocelot/Liquid or Ocelot/Solidus - If he couldn't have the original, one of his clones would do, right?
The Boss/The Sorrow - Yep, an actual canon pairing. I just... I adore them.
The Sorrow/The Fury - I don't even remember where this one came from.
Vamp/Raiden - Very one-sided.
Kaz/Big Boss - See Peace Walker for reference.

The Muppet Show

Zoot/Floyd - There is surely justification for this somewhere...
Zoot/Dr. Teeth - No, really; I'm sure there is...
Floyd/Dr. Teeth - I mean they all have such awesome chemistry...

Team Fortress 2

Medic/Heavy - I am not sorry at all for any of the following pairings. I prefer Medic to be the dominant one, if there has to be a dominant one. GET BEHIND ME, DOCTOR!
Medic/Spy - Again, with Medic as the dominant one. I like the idea of a phony medical exam/experiment. For the lulz. TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH!
Spy/Scout - Preferably from different teams, maybe with a betrayal/defection flavour.
Spy/Spy - Assuming they're not, like, brothers or something.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Yes, really. I guess most of these are more friendship pairings, but I sure do love me some Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy. Though the more squicky ones... not so much.

Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy - Rainbow Dash fought for Fluttershy's honour. I mean really. Other than that, they're definitely somewhat close.
Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie - They love pulling pranks together and Pinkie does get awfully jealous of Gilda. Cupcakes did not ruin this pairing for me.
Applejack/Rarity - Just because it's so unlikely.
Twilight Sparkle/Princess Celestia - For the lulz. Twilight loves the fancy golden horseshoes off of Celestia. I think Celestia would be uncomfortable with this, though...
Trixie/Trixie - She has to know some sort of self-cloning spell, right?

Star Trek
TOS (including movie reboot)
Spock/McCoy - Do I even need to justify this?
Spock/Kirk - Or this?
Chekov/McCoy - I don't remember how I got into this pairing but I liked the idea of two traditional sort of guys, one young, one older, becoming an item.
Scotty/Chekov - For the lulz. They can get drunk and fight and then get together in a glorious, manly pile.

TNG
Riker/Troi - I like the canon pairing. It works for me.
Q/Picard - If Q's one-sided obsession affection for his precious Jean-Luc is not obvious to you, you have not been watching properly.


Portal

All unrequited of course.

GLaDOS/Chell - Well, duh. Oh, but also, I must note that there are a few ways in which I like this pairing. I know above I said 'romance' but this pairing can be less of a "GLaDOS is massively obsessed with Chell and is like the sociopathic ex who is going to continue to ruin her life" and more of a platonic familial "GLaDOS sees Chell as a family member. Like... a niece or... maybe a daughter or... something." Ahem.
Wheatley/Anything - I am convinced that he is now the fandom bicycle and I intend to take advantage of this for the lulz. I'd like also to note that Wheatley/Space Core is one of my favourites for this as long as I'm assuming that the Space Core isn't a child, but a severely corrupted AI core, and also that the relationship is sort of one-sided and platonic. Anywho.

Tooth Fairy
Just so we're clear here. I actually thought this movie was cute. Not brilliant. Just cute. And there is nothing wrong with that.

Tracy/Derek - Just because... I mean... if you didn't see the film then you don't know.
Tracy/Wings - Tracy loves wings. DEM WINGS.
Tracy/Ziggy - I have a whole headcanon for them. And they never even appeared in the same scene once. And I like taking silly one-scene wonders and developing them into characters in their own right. So that's what I'm doing here.

I am not ashamed.

Also it appears that Tracy can be paired with everyone. IDK.

Wreck-It Ralph
Spoilers below for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

Felix/Calhoun - Well. Duh.
Ralph/Vanellope - In a totally platonic brother/sister way. Maybe Vanellope has a tiny crush on him at some point idk but I adored their familial platonic type relationship and I don't care to ruin it. Nope. Also ew. Sorry shippers but the ship is NO.
Ralph/King Candy - Possibly a wonderfully cracky hurt/comfort ship. But I also like the idea of KC trying to get him to submit and... well. You see the problem. It's a hate ship if anything.
Turbo/King Candy - That is how much he loves himself okay.

Fanfics I'm Writing

Professor Layton and the Mysterious Invitation - Going for a rework on this one. The chapter up will stay as it is but what I was going for has changed a bit. Up as soon as I feel able.

Crazy Little Fic Called Love - Once again, in a couple of chapters it'll be pretty much done. I'll try to get the next chapter up soon. UPDATE - Up as soon as I can. I'm now studying a language so it'll be whenever I feel like I can write stuff that stuff goes out.

The Joker's Last Laugh - Same predicament as with the Laytonfic. So hiatus, sadly. UPDATE - I might completely rework this or else remove it.

Into the Negative Zone - Updated! Next chapter coming soon, since it's started, and I've left you on a cliffhanger. Sadness. UPDATE - Coming as soon as I can get it up.

Your Turn - Next chapter in the works. Been trying to work on it without dying laughing since I still hear BEN as Richard Horvitz. UPDATE - Okay so since the ARG has been put on indefinite hiatus, I don't feel so bad about putting up my interpretation of this relationship. The next chapter will come as soon as I can write it and get it up.

Untitled Team Fortress 2 Fic (Medic/Heavy-centric) - In which a Spy infiltrates the RED base and Medic mysteriously gets a facelift. It will involve dominant!Medic. I'm hoping to not make Heavy too much of a "gentle giant", but we shall see.

Untitled Team Fortress 2 Fic (Spy/Scout-centric) - In which a Spy (see the theme?) defects to the RED team and catches the attention of a very angry Scout. Possibly a biiiiit angsty. I hope not too much.

What She Hides (MLP:FiM) - In which a curious Rainbow Dash reads Pinkie Pie's "work-in-progress" (her secret diary) and discovers that the pink Earth pony has had a tougher life than she thought.

Psychoanalysis (MLP:FiM) - Pinkie Pie is made to go to a therapist after Party of One. Hopefully lighter than What She Hides.

Delicate (MLP:FiM) - My ridiculous attempt at (platonic, incidentally) romance. Rainbow Dash realises that she's fallen in love with Fluttershy and begs Applejack for help. Hoping that it will be light. Even Rainbow Dash's angsty moments should be lighter than What She Hides.

This Isn't What I Signed Up For (Pokémon SoulSilver) - Not a Nuzlocke. I got to thinking, "What if the character didn't want to be a trainer? What if her journey was for all the wrong reasons?" And so I thought that I should start SoulSilver over and have my character, a budding Pokémon researcher, roped into pursuing Team Rocket and entering the Gym Challenge against her will. Hopefully cracky fun. - UPDATE: I totally keep forgetting to keep notes and then I restart the game. Seriously, wtf me?

Make It Stop (Adventure Time) - A very short (I hope) and terrible (probably) attempt at a proper darkfic. It'll be a oneshot about the Ice King and the visions he sees through his wizard eyes. - COMPLETE. Short, terrible, but most importantly out of my head. I might go back and improve on it at some point.

Untitled MLP:FiM Fic (Discord-centric) - In which Discord has a warning for Equestria. I know, that's... not much of a description.

Barbaric (MLP:FiM) - In which Discord confronts Celestia after having been encased in stone for one thousand years. Undecided as to whether Discord will have been Q at some point (thus making it a crossover). Will be different depending on everypony's actions during the second part of Return of Harmony.

Qriosity (Star Trek: The Next Generation) - In which Q muses over his feelings towards Captain Picard. Involves Q being so freaking Q that he won't even tell himself the truth. In Progress.

Crying On Q (Star Trek: The Next Generation) - In which Q confronts Picard about these odd feelings he's been experiencing lately, Picard has terrible dreams about himself and Q, and Q is quite upset at being accused of mind-control. The obligatory fanfiction parody.

Where No Mare Has Gone Before (MLP:FiM/ST:TNG crossover) - In which DisQord thinks on how much Twilight Sparkle, an otherwise unremarkable unicorn mare, reminds him of someone he knew many, many years ago. A better title for this is probably Déja Q but... there is an ep of ST:TNG called that and... it's even less original than my current Q-based titles.

Making A Friendship Problem (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) - Twilight Sparkle really looked like she was going to grab and hurt one of the CMC in 'Lesson Zero', and my mind went to dark places. Then I remembered that she only wanted to create a problem she could solve, so this was the direction my mind went. I'm sorry again, guys. COMPLETE

A Q Purpose (MLP:FiM/Star Trek:TNG crossover) - In which Q goes slightly mad after the death of Jean-Luc Picard and drifts alone through the universe. In an attempt to find a new purpose in his eternal life, he stumbles across a tiny blue planet which is home to a curious little country. Equestria. Q/Picard is heavily hinted at, I think. In Progress.

Shattered (Tooth Fairy) - In which Ziggy is OMG a character and my headcanon unravels. Er, I mean in which Ziggy hunts Tracy for profit. In Progress. (To be honest, a fic for Tooth Fairy doesn't look out of place next to my other fics.)

--SPOILER ALERT FOR PORTAL 2 BELOW--
since, y'know, not everyone has played/finished this yet. pfft I finished this a while ago

Messages From Space (Portal 2) - A young engineer, after seeing something falling to Earth the previous night, braves the open air to investigate the crater it left. Discovering a worn-out looking metal sphere marked with the Aperture Laboratories logo, she is incredibly confused... and then the little metal ball opens its dull blue "eye"... Will carry a character death warning. Essentially a journal fic.

The Humanity (Portal 2) - GLaDOS, having let Chell go, has run out of test subjects. In retribution for what he did to her, she finds Wheatley and performs some pretty dodgy surgery, despite the little spherical moron's protests and screams of agony. Putting his mind into [ totally not Stephen Merchant] some brain-dead former employee's son's body, GLaDOS decides that it won't be much fun to put him through the test chambers, as he isn't clever enough to complete them. Instead, she sends him through a portal that leads to civilisation. Not my most original idea and there will be OCs involved, as well as an appearance by the Space Core, and also I fully expect it to be sort of terrible. Starting.

Dancing Around The Issue (Portal 2) - Separate from Messages From Space; not related at all. Wheatley has a heart-to-heart (of a sort) with the Space Core as they float through space together. Hopefully comedic unrequited Wheatley/Space Core (Spaceley?) pairing, although I must stress that Space/Space Core is clearly the true pairing here. - COMPLETE. Kind of lame. I may edit in the future.

Once A Moron... (Portal 2) - Looking back on Wheatley's past, including his 'conception', attachment to GLaDOS, removal from GLaDOS and his many, many jobs throughout the labs. One thing is a constant throughout his life journey - the word "moron" and its profound effect on his imperfect, fragile artificial psyche. Because Wheatley isn't enough of a Woobie.

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ThereIsBeautyInYourSuffering by KQSimply reviews
it must continue
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - BEN (entity)
Dear Diary by alexgmich reviews
PWP. As told by Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Medic, Heavy
Bad Things by Airelle Vilka reviews
New Orleans is a town filled with dirty little secrets. Bad things happen here, and sometimes, they happen to good people. Facilier themed quasi-smutfic, with a twist, and oh my gosh, dare I say it?-- plot. Rating warning exists for a reason, kids.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation by Seanchai15 reviews
Finished! Sorry about the long wait. Six-year-old Rorschach investigates the disappearance of the Comedian while on vacation in Florida with the other Watchbabies. Based on Alan Moore's Simpsons appearance. Major spoilers in chapter six.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Not Always Welcome by Solitary Shadow reviews
Visitors aren't always welcomed with open arms in the tournament, even if they're royalty. Especially if they weren't invited in the first place. Snake x Luigi. Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga spoilers. Contains character bashing, read at own risk.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Luigi, Solid Snake
Within the Cardboard Box by Solitary Shadow reviews
A series looking into the everyday happenings in the Smashers' lives. Mostly Snake and Luigi centric. Epilogue: 'Lui si chiama...'. Set seven months after the end of the tournament. What's happened to the two during that time? Fluffy. WtCB is now done.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,895 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Luigi, Solid Snake - Complete
Orange Juice by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the WROLD! by Doobidoob reviews
This is a fanfiction that is intentionally bad. I wrote it just for fun but I thought that the internet deserved to see this glorious piece of trash. So have fun hating it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Hello Again by Beechwood0708 reviews
IT Crowd/Hello Friend crossover. Reynholm Industries begins to use Praemus units, and only Moss realises how much danger everyone is in.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
The Cubes by the grene kni3t reviews
Ensign Chekov is curious about lunch, and discovers a disturbing secret about his new shipmates.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by Checkerboards reviews
What would Santa give the Scarecrow? A parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
A Predictable ZADR Conclusion by The Dib reviews
A short ZADR story that will leave you thinking.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
It Was Being the Night by Snidian reviews
A stocking stuffer of merriness for the fans of the bean being that is Fawful! Partially based on A Visit From Saint Nick.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Fawful - Complete
Because you love him, you want to kiss him! by iatethatduck reviews
peep show. slight markjeremy, but i'm sure it won't offend too much!
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
How Do I Love Thee by LadyKayoss reviews
Movieverse Otto Octavius has never been a Ladies Man. So what's a poor supervillain to do when he suddenly finds himself the most desirable man in New York?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,231 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Complete
The Warning by Tentacle-Enthusiast reviews
Movieverse, Oneshot(Some SM2 Spoliers): Working late one night Dr. Connors receives a visitor with an important message. First fanfic, feedback appreciated.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
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In The Code reviews
At the end of the day, everyone had the same Achilles' heel - what's written in the code. A story examining King Candy as a pre-existing character within Sugar Rush Speedway
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - King Candy/Turbo
Shattered reviews
Black market dealer Ziggy is becoming desperate, but as luck would have it there's a certain wingless fairy he used to know running amok whose capture is worth a pretty sum of money... Rated for upcoming violence and language.
Tooth Fairy - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ziggy, Tracy
Dancing Around The Issue reviews
Some time after the end of Portal 2, Wheatley wonders how best to approach the Space Core with a talk about 'feelings'. Spaceley pairing. One-shot. Fluffy? IDK.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
A Q Purpose reviews
After the death of Jean-Luc Picard, Q abandons the human race in search of a new purpose and finds the most curious little blue planet, populated predominantly by... ponies.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Q, Princess Celestia
Making A Friendship Problem reviews
What if Twilight had been even more unbalanced? Because I really thought she was going to hurt someone in Lesson Zero.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Qriosity reviews
Q's been thinking a lot about Picard lately. Journal/Memoir type story from Q's perspective.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Q
Make It Stop reviews
Some people take drugs so they can achieve this sort of nightmarish vision. The Ice King just wants it all to stop. Short oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ice King - Complete
Into the Negative Zone reviews
Thrown into the world of Brawl, Snake is determined to just keep surviving until he can figure out how to leave. However, meeting a certain green-wearing plumber has him confused. Why does the man have such a strong hold on him? Snake/Luigi. Yes, really.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Solid Snake, Luigi
CleverBEN reviews
Jadusable is directed to cleverbot in order to finally talk with whatever controls his game... but this conversation isn't quite the same as the one in TheTruth... BEN/Jad, probably rated too high.
Ben Drowned - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jadusable, BEN (entity) - Complete
Your Turn reviews
Jadusable, trapped in the Majora's Mask cartridge, fights to keep his sanity. BEN has other ideas. BEN/Jad eventually.
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Jadusable, BEN (entity)
Professor Layton and the Mysterious Invitation reviews
Professor Layton is sent an invitation to a masquerade ball, but he is sure he doesn't know the sender and he cannot attend. However, something happens to the professor which worries his apprentice. Will Layton solve the puzzle before it is too late?
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2009
Mutually Assured Destruction reviews
After a terrible battle, The Joker lies dying in Arkham. Batman, overcome with guilt, comes to visit, but the Joker has an unusual last request.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Crazy Little Fic Called Love reviews
Zim suddenly has a change of character and falls madly in love with his arch-nemesis. Oddly enough, Zim cannot see why this is a problem, though everyone around him is freaked. Will Zim get the boy of his dreams? Probably not... But let watch anyway.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Zim, Dib
The Joker's Last Laugh reviews
I know this story's been done; I just didn't like it the first time around. The Joker finds out something terrible, and in his desperation plans the biggest, most memorable crime in all of history to ensure that he can make his mark.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Transitions
InAlienable fic. Contains spoilers. Shilling got what he wanted in the end. So why does he not feel any better? Rated for language.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete