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Joined 02-26-07, id: 1228363, Profile Updated: 07-02-08
Author has written 12 stories for Death Note, Anime X-overs, and Bleach.

Hello people of the anime/manga universe. I'm 1 DeathGoddess. Be afraid! I live and breath Death Note and Bleach. Haha! (But is mostly a Death Nerd XD) That is why my name is what it is. I don't have a problem twich jk- Hope you enjoy my stories. I enjoy a lot of yours.

I've also read/saw FMA, Elfen Lied, Hellsing, Romeo x Juliet, Vampire Hunter D, DN Angel, Vampire Knight, Tsubasa, Ouran Host Club, Outlaw Star, Vampire Doll, Skip Beat, Pretty Face, Good Witch of the West, Jigoku Shoujo and some Naruto

Well, I'll be in Canada for all of July. I tried to write a little more before then. Damn, I had one more chapter idea and now I have to wait, involving the mystery: Where characters go when they have a huge gap in apperences in a series... Ok, see you all in a month.

I tend to start a whole bunch of stories, but take a while to finish them. I'm in the middle of about two different ones. Alas, I have so little time already...

Ummm, so favorite Fanfiction Quotes...YAY!

-“Loser! Loser! Looooooooooooooooooooser!...L is for loser!”-Yagami Light (Ulquiorra)

-“We’ve gone from post-apocalyptic, to Spanish/American War in just one afternoon. Talk about time travel!”- Leila (Gemini14)

-"YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED TAKADA AND FED HER REMAINS TO CHILDREN?"- Mello to Near (Mello-kun)

-“I think he said he would take us, After he takes us to a ‘psychiatric ward’, whatever that is,” -Matsumoto ( tamiz)

-“Damn Windows Vista! More convenient my ass.”-L (Jaded Ninja)

-L (reading): L, can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Watari, monitor the prisons, there may be the answer to this question in another message from Kira.

Watari: Understood.

L: Why do they love it? Damn you General Mills! (Jaded Ninja) Ok, You know what? Just read Death Note: Abridged Seires, it's Frickin' awesome!

-“He can kill with a notebook? Cool! Does he hit you really hard with it or something?” -Sora (Book-sama and Keyblade.EXE)

-"They can have space, we got Rock n Roll!" -October Sky (not fanfiction, but I love this movie)

-"Mr. Mello, you have diabetes."- A doctor (Amara Anon)

-Far away in Karakura town…an orange haired teenage boy sneezed violently.(Seriously Yours) Well, it's funnier in context.

-Damn you patience! -Near (Fatal Error)

Wow, they use the word, "Damn" a lot in Death Note fanfics these days...Just observing...

So, now a bio on me...

Age: old enough! (but in my teenage years)

Looks Like: Blonde, blue eyes, 5'6"

Personal Quote: "I will eat your soul with a side of Bar-B-Q Sauce!"

Location: The US, or, more specifically, California

Major Fandoms: Death Note, Bleach, Skip Beat, Vampire Hunter D and Vampire Doll (A mix of the popular and the not-so-known ones) Vampires go RWAR!!

Favorite bishies: Yagami Raito (Yes, I'm quite alone), Tōshirō Hitsugaya (I love you Snowy! fan girl spaz) I spaz often.

When I'm Bored: DDR, writing, reading, dancing out of nowhere, TV, paining my nails and other random things

Speaks: English, I'm also in a high spanish level, and fan girl Japanese, which is very little

Weaknesses: Spelling (Thank God for spell check), chocolate (I likes chocolate! drools), Yaoi (It's actually my New Years Revolution to accept it. I'm on my way...slowly), left turns (The downfall of two driver's tests in a row), IB Diploma (Curse you IB!!)

My Heroes: Dane Cook, Mayanna and Slinkers (DA), Pzazz (a horse), Honginator, Mr. Muys, Oregano, Bleach chapter 327 (well, I guess that means Tite Kubo...Vizards attack!)

Works in Progress

The 1st Annual Anime Scavanger Hunt- I finally am back on the horse, so to speak. I'm going to try and write to make up time. I just wrote about Vampire Knight, which is awesome, (even with the incest...) Next time, Ouran!

Revenge of Fan Girl C- I'm stopping this story, for those who are wondering. I'm leaving it to Peanuckle, who is writing a story which has the same concept, execpt it is better. I was so young and silly when I tried writing this. HAHAhahaahaha...

The Random Adventures of Mello and Matt- Ahh, a fun story. Mello and Matt are going on really random adventures that just pop into my head. I just have to weed out all the stupid ideas that make no sense. I put Near in a few time to torture him. But that's out of love...No REALLY! I love Cottonball Fluff... next chapter, I think it may actually relate to the manga...who knew? Now with cross-dressing! i think... FYI, for that "Balls of Wool" chapter, here's the reference... Chasers: Ad Road Test

Can this profile really covey the true interworkings of my twisted mind? No. This only scratched the surface. Bwhahaha!

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Dancing in the Dark by Sirius123 reviews
BEING REWRITTEN! NEW TITLE: POCKET FULL OF DREAMS!
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2007
300 by Sheo Darren reviews
Chapter 13: A Cold Day In Hell a.k.a. Owl Wars. Sequel to Taking Zaraki Kenpachi Out To See A Movie. What happens when Zaraki Kenpachi brings a DVD of the movie 300 back to Seireitei? Mayhem and bashing Mayuri, of course!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Continued by Demon fritillary reviews
An AtoZ of Deathnote drabbles. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR, S is for Sorrow. To be continued... Marked spoilers. Rated for general weirdness, nongraphic blood and surrealism.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
L is wearing what? by Tree Flower reviews
Chapter 21: The Fourth of July Special: Happy Birthday America! Includes magical speedos, double the America, and fireworks!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - L
Following in Brother's Footsteps by Peanuckle reviews
Distraught over the loss of her brother, Sayu runs to his room. Inside, she finds something that will change her life forever.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,714 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sayu Y.
Bleach Drabble Moments by Bleachy-nii reviews
These are going to be a bunch of one shots. they are going to be mostly funny moments, some teenager moments and some random stuff. Enjoy yet another Bleach Drabble set! Chapter 6: Ichigo and Rukia and thier babies one shots!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007
So your Death Note is broken by Kaiaken reviews
It seems that Light's Death note is broken, and instead of death, those who are written in the Light's death note will find themselves condemned to a more...weirder fate.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
Kira Hotline by Loyal Subject reviews
What happens when Light decides to create a website that will take people's revenge on their behalf? AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Muppets Treasure Island: Neverseen Anime Version by NeverSeenAnimeVersion reviews
What would happen if Muppets Treasure Island featured anime characters instead of Muppets? Starring Luke fon Fabre as Jim Hawkins, Sora as Gonzo, Edward Elric as Rizzo, Naruto Uzumaki as Kermit Captain Smollett, and Light Yagami as Long John Silver!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
I've Seen Better Days by BeatleBomb reviews
Ichigo finds that being a captain has its ups and downs... in his case, mostly downs. The sequel to my one shot, He's the Very Model of A Modern Major Captain. IchiRuki DISCONTINUED
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Noticed Something by YondyB reviews
The cast of Bleach notice little oddities about the series they are in, and speak of them. Crack. Series of drabbles. Characters in each drabble listed next to the title.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Weird things keep happening! by kasai tenshi
Some short stories starring the Death Note characters. Possible spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,923 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Death Note One Shots by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
Random parodies about random characters in Death Note. Delete with Mikami and 'God'.....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007
Kira's Endorsement by Peanuckle reviews
Kira is gone, but the surge in crime forces the world to act. What will happen to a world without Kira? T for language later on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Death Note Llama Songs by BriKyo reviews
What do you get with one annoying song about llamas and a manga about death? These messes that are fun to sing! Find your favorite character and enjoy! It's only T to keep me safe. You know, just in case!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007
Poisoned by Bloom Flower reviews
Raito poisons L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - L, Light Y.
Idiot by ChocolateOranges reviews
Ever wondered what will happen if an idiot picked up the Death Note ?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Socrates by Souvenir reviews
Light goes back in time in an attempt to stop himself from becoming Kira. Faintly LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mello's Welcome Song by Kid9535 reviews
Trailer song. Um. Inspired by a youtube vid. No, I'm not dead. Yes, I do belive Mello is the teenciest bit like Willy Wonka. I'm so very sorry. T for language. Near's in this one too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mr Monk Returns to Japan by Loyal Subject reviews
What happens when an obsessive compulsive detective, a fake psychic, and their friends meet the famous L? Another crazy crossover between Monk, Psych, and Death Note!
Crossover - Monk & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,264 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Misa's guide for stalkers by kasai tenshi reviews
I was bored. And because no Death Note was dropped near me, I wrote this. XD Warning: excessively random! Possible spoilers.Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
VINDICATED by wallflowerxiii reviews
Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Light Y., L
Fool Proof Plan by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
Mello thinks up a fool proof plan to make him finally better then Near
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Destined to Fail by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
In the last moments of Raito's life he fully understands why his plan was always destined to fail...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
MELLO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own MELLO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genderconfused genius it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Mello - Complete
L Used Logic by Jack of Chocolate reviews
L used logic. But, there's a GameBoy? Hmmm...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
WWW AWKWARD by Fatal Error reviews
AU Crack!Fic Indirect sequel to U & UR Spray Bottle. Mello's therapist is pure evil and he is now being forced to work on his social skills, meanwhile Matt is busy trying to find a decent date. Possible slash if you can see it as more than crack
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Mello - Complete
RAITO: The Owner's Guide and Maintanence Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own RAITO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super hottie of a genius, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
What Happens in Walmart, Stays in Walmart by Fatal Error reviews
The cast of Death Note is unleashed upon the world of retail sale. Based on a very random roleplay. Rated T for mild to strong language general crack and suggestive situationsxShounenai in later chapters. Almost all characters will eventually appear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
L: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own L unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genius, freakishlooking insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2007 - L - Complete
The Obscure Orphanage by WallofIllusion reviews
CROSSOVER WITH SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. As Mr. Poe, incompetent as ever, struggles to find the Baudelaires a new guardian, the orphans are taken in briefly by the Wammy's House...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006
Candy Mountain, Raito kun! by kitkat411 reviews
Crack. Simply crack. Misa, L, and Light go to Candy Mountain. This story is a prime example of why I shouldn't be allowed coffee: Sugar high always brings chaos. Anyway, it's a one shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Honeyfish reviews
Ichigo and Rukia encounter a Hollow in need of help. Seems he knows something about the mysterious Kira murders, and he identifies himself as L... Bleach/DN crossover. Spoilers for both. On hiatus indefinitely.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,269 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Shojo Girl by Katanasenpai reviews
The song I wrote for Misa Amane of Death Note. Sung to Barbie Girl
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/23/2007
L is for Loser by Ulquiorra reviews
Light thinks he knows what 'L' stands for.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Tiny Forks by Amry reviews
There is a reason that L is never seen using a normal sized fork. The feelings between himself and his silverware run deeper than the rest of the task force would have guessed. [One shot, crack, LxTiny Forks]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Yagami or something else? by affinityreign reviews
They're handcuffed together... and L points something out to Light. Something Light doesn't approve of. And it send Misa into a fit of laughter. Oneshot or more.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Totally Bleached by tamiz reviews
Team Total Catastrophe is in the material world for the record, and they're gonna do what ever it takes to drive Ichigo clinically insane. collection of scenes. crackXD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007
Of Jokes, Goats, and the End of the World by Ambiguous Rose reviews
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Byakuya makes a joke. And all Rukia wants to do is sleep. Sugar induced OOCness.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Death Note Bloopers by DeathNoteL reviews
These are Death Note bloopers I thought of! Each chapter covers a diff manga Volume! Starting with one! Enjoy! And comment! No mean comments please! My brain is't funny when it tries to be! I can't help it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
TastyCakes by Eru no Ai reviews
ITS OVER! [kinda] L is dead but has yet to move on. Time for some friendly haunting. xD Slight crack with dramatic under tones.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,273 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
How Light Could Have Actually Ruled The World by Keitorin.Phoenix reviews
WARNING:CrackFicOOCnessOneShotR&RHow Light should have went about his business on ruling the world and how he could have delt with the stress of L trying to put him behind bars.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
An SPK Christmas by january sunshine reviews
FINISHED BY CHRISTMAS. 92 Spoiler. It's Christmas time 2009, and Near wants a guest over to headquarters to spend Christmas with him... and Near gets what he wants... Rester's a bit confused, Matt's being forced into it, and Mello's being forced to act!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
In Which Raito Fails and Ruins His Life by Hybrid-Demon reviews
One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Starbucks by Grimm-for-Life reviews
This is a one shot scene in which a cranky Light finds himself outsmarted by L over a steamy beverage
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
The Right Combination by Yukirei reviews
What 'ingredients' do we need to make one L? Let's exercise the alchemists' theory of equivalent trade! [Contains spoilers up to Chapter 59, volume 7]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - L - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Horoscope of Death by Roxius reviews
A funny parody of Weird Al's song 'Horoscope for Today' and Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
When L doesn't have his sweets by igetwet13 reviews
Raito decides to play a prank on L. He takes his sweets away. And an L without his sweets is apparently a very destructive L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Death By Chocolate by Amara Anon reviews
[Drabble] Mello should have known that eating all that chocolate would get him into trouble one day.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Behind the Scenes of Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust by Gemini14 reviews
A crazy behind the scenes look at the 'making of' Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust. Just my mind's ramblings, so please bear with me!
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2006
Death Note compilation Humor by Scion-of-Thanatos reviews
Completed as of 02/2009. Light and co. make some odd discoveries in the world of Deathnote.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Raito's Annihilation of Animation Adversaries by artemisgirl reviews
Upset that no one knows about Kira, Raito and Misa launch on an adventure through anime to kill off the criminals there as a method of spreading the message of Kira. oneshot crack
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Light Y., Misa A., Ryuk - Complete
How Ansel Made Haji Agree to Marry Diva by foscari reviews
How the engagement between Haji and Diva came to be. One shot.
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
How to Deal by WISH legacy reviews
[Spoilers from Ch. 58 and onwards] Crazy L fangirls in a crisis... o.O x.x [Drabble] [Randomness]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
What stupid things go down on Halloween night by AXBHikaruRemastered reviews
This is a story and a one shot about what stupid thing Ryuk and Light do on Halloween night. they will... you know what just read it for yourself. please r&r
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
D and the Meatball by noble silver dagger reviews
What happens when you cross Pez, a freshman, and piano lessons.Warning: this does not make any sense whatsoever.Songfic
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2005
Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice by firedraygon reviews
Here there be more DN crack for your viewing pleasure. XP Mostly Raito x L in nature. Written for the 20 Themes challenge on LJ. Have fun!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
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The Random Adventures of Mello and Matt reviews
It's The Random Adventures of Mello and Matt. Yay! Warning! Random Crackfic drabbles about Mello and Matt. OOCness and more! With special apparences by other characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Mello, Matt
The 1st Annual Anime Scavenger Hunt reviews
It's the 1st anime scavenger hunt. A group of girls go and search for items from animes and have run ins with the characters. Sure to be a strange, exciting adventure. Now to the world of Bleach.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Stuck reviews
Oneshot. Rukia goes missing and Ichigo finds her stuck in an interesting place.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
I Can Stop Whenever I Want To! reviews
Light is sick of all the Death Note characters' addicitions. What happens when he tries to get them to sort it all out? Yeah, we'll see how that goes and all.... completed
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Pushing Buttons reviews
Lists of ways to annoy your favorite Death Note characters to the point of insanity. With L, Raito, Mello, Mikami, Matt, Misa, Near, Takada, the Shinigami, Investigation team and finally, the SPK!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Dark Utopia reviews
A poem to Kira by someone living in his world.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Revenge of Fan Girl C reviews
Based on a character from another of my stories. C is very unhappy with the end of Deathnote. What is she going to do about it, none other then get revenge on the characters that brought it about...Spoilers to end. get over it. OC x other characters
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
Schooled in Anime reviews
Welcome to Anime High. Jenna is the new girl to this crazy school of mine. Let's see how she'll do with the crazy classes, teaches and activities, all taught by some of the characters of Bleach, Deathnote, Outlaw Star,Blood Plus and more! spoilers, kinda
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007
Do it the Fan girl way! reviews
What happens when the fan girls get into the Deathnote world? Most likely pure chaos. No, really. Run in fear of the fan girls, especially you L. Just a bunch of random fan girl drabbles.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Scenarios of Death reviews
No! L cannot die. Here are some things that should of really happened.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - L, Light Y.
ALA Meeting reviews
ALA is the Apple Lovers Anonymous. Where the main shinigami talk about the addiction to apples. Rem tries to help Ryuk with his problem.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Rem, Ryuk - Complete
The Baker reviews
Who makes all that food that L eats? And what happens when they go over the edge? I've always wondered. OC and Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete