Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.
Race: Caucasian American with many nationalities mixed in. A regular Heinz 57.
I find myself reading mostly Harry Potter, Naruto, Buffy the Vampire Slayer(Xander Centric), Smallville, Justice League, and Star Wars fanficiton.I have started writing a few fanfics so far but unfortunately my muse likes to skip work days and sometimes weeks(the lazy bastard!).
Things I like Harry Potter in fanfiction to be: Dark, gray, evil, light, powerful, intelligent, cynical, sarcastic, funny, independent and rich.
Things I hate Harry Potter in fanfiction to be: Angsty, cry baby, stupid, obedient to a fault, weak, unambiticious. Basically Canon Harry. Most of the time he was a whiny little bitch who got by on a lot of luck and the work of older witches and wizards.
Harry Potter pairings I like: Harry/Tonks, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna Harry/Gabrielle, Harry/Bella, Harry/Narcissa, Harry/OC, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Fem!Blaise, Harry/Padma, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Susan Bones, Harry/Katie Bell, Harry/Angelina, Cho/Harry, Harry/ Rowena Ravenclaw. Occasionally Harry/Ginny if well written.
Harry Potter pairings I don't like: Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Severus/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Draco/Harry, Harry/Severus, Magical Creature!Harry slash. Sirius/Harry or Harry/Dumbledore or Harry/Remus.
Naruto pairings I like: Naruto/Anko, Naruto/Shizune, Naruto/Hana I., Naruto/Kurenai, Naruto/Hinata(occasionally), Naruto/Tsunade, Naruto/Fem!Garra, Naruto/Fem!Itachi, Naruto/Tayuya, Naruto/Kin, Naruto/Temari, Naruto/Koyuki, Naruto/Tsunami, Naruto/Hanabi, Naruto/Tsume, Naruto/TenTen
Star Wars pairings I like: Anakin/Padme, Anakin/OC, Anakin/Dorme, Vader/Padme, Luke/Mara, Revan/Bastila, Revan/Juhani.
Justice League pairings I enjoy: Superman/Wonderwoman, Superman/Zatanna
Buffy pairings I like: Xander/Willow, Xander/Dawn, Xander/Jenny Calendar, Xander/Faith, Xander/Kendra. Very rarely Xander/Buffy.
I will never write slash but I have been known to enjoy a slash story if it is written well enough.
Pet Peeves in Fanfiction:
1. Writing sentences like this:
'What are you talking about Harry?' Ron asked. or even 'What are you talking about Harry?' asked Ron.
"What are you talking about Harry?" Ron asked.
2 Writers of Naruto fanfiction using the character's given name before their last. Not sure why this bothers me so much but I have been known to leave a fic for this.
Example: Naruto Uzumaki instead of Uzumaki Naruto.
3. People not doing the proper research for their story. I understand that they have the right to change ideas to their desire but please check the spelling of names or titles.
4. Writing people with huge, unrealistic dicks and huge F or G-Cup breasts. Who would even find that attractive? I know that I don't.
5. A huge amount of lemons in a story. If not done well this can seriously disrupt the flow of the story. The exception to this is of course, a well written story or a story written as a lemon story.
Tri-Wizard Again: Slightly AU 4th year. During the course of the summer before 4th year Harry recieves help from the future. Not only is he sent his future memories but his powers as well. The Tri-Wizard Tournament will obviously be going on, although there might be more tasks. Gray!Powerful!Harry. Might be some slight Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
-Pairing for the story is Harry/Fleur.
Black Heir: Harry is actually Damien Regulus Black, son of Sirius Black. He gets adopted by the Malfoy's, learns what it means to be a pureblood, magic, and to face his destiny. Slightly AU. Light Dumbeldore Bashing. Grey almost dark Harry.
-Instead of going to Hogwart's Damien attends Beauxbaton's Academy of Magic. The story will most likely go quickly through the first few years until the Tri-Wizard Tournament. I haven't decided on a pairings if there are any.
Kryptonian Wizard: The night before his 17th birthday Harry finds out he's adopted, and an ALIEN. Harry discovers he's a Kryptonian and goes in search of his cousin Kal-El and his destiny. HP/Smallville X-Over.
This story will have a Clark/Lana pairing. The pairing for Harry isn't decided yet but it might be: Harry/Chloe, Harry/Lois, or Harry/Lois/Chloe. Johnathan Kent is alive and Chloe already knows Clark's secret so she will know Harry's eventually. Clark is two years older than Harry as well.
A Different View of Things: My version of the original books. Harry grows up intelligent, powerful,wealthy, grey, sarcastic, and independent. Will include new friends,Reginald the cat, adventures and old favorites. AU Year 0ne. Being Reworked.
Odds and Ends- Random plot ideas for Harry Potter stories. Some may be made into full length stories later. Different chapters may be continuations of other chapters. Will contain varying parings. Humor.Adventure.Dark.Light.Super.Evil.Sarcastic. All kinds of varying story ideas.
-If you see something you like you can use it with permission.
Possible Future Works:
Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That-Rated M- Before Lord Voldemort, there was Tom Riddle. Watch as he transforms from an angry and frightened orphan to the greatest Dark Lord the magical world has ever seen. Discover the trials he went through and the magic he discovered.
-Starts when Tom is old enough to go to Hogwarts, through October 31st, 1981.
A Friend's Desperate Wish- Severus Snape promises his best friend Lily to help her son become the wizard he was meant to be. Accepting his duty Snape helps Harry as he enters into a new world. Severitus.
-Snape is not, nor will he ever be, Harry's father/Uncle/Cousin/Brother/Godfather/Lover
-2 chapter written. Chapter 3 5%
Meeting Family-Harry meets the Tonks family in Diagon Alley changing his life forever. Mentor!Tonks
-Tonks will mentor Harry alongside her parents. Harry will actually learn his place in the magical world and more about the wizarding world in general. I will try and expand on the wizarding world in general instead of leaving it in it's small area in the Harry Potter books.
Untitled Third Year Story- The summer after his second year Harry is contacted by the Potter family barrister. A story of change, growing up and learning responsibility.
-Features:Powerful!Rich!Independent!Harry, Ancient and Noble Houses, Moving away from the Dursley's. Manipulativebutgood!Dumbledore, supportive!McGongall.
Harry Potter/Star Wars Trilogy
Blades of Fate: Destiny of the Chosen-Ones-(Age 9-16)- Harry arrives in a galaxy far, far away. Together with his brother Anakin Skywalker, and their best friend Ara Suen he trains to be the warrior he was meant to be. Rated K
Blades of Change: The Breathe Before The Plunge-(Age 16-19)-Further adventures of the trio. In this installment new bonds will be forged, someone close is lost and a Jedi journeys through their own darkness. Rated T.
Blades of Fury: The Drum Beats of War-(Age 19)- War has come to the Republic. In this third installment bonds will be changed,surprising new enemies will arise and commitments will be tested. Tentatively Rated M.
Harry Potter/Dragon Age Origins
Master of Death- Rated M- What exactly does the title Master of Death really mean? Harry finds out. New responsibilities and new adventures are on his horizon. HP/Dragn Age Origins x-over. AU.
-Pairing: Harry/Morrigan, Harry/Various
Summary: During the dementor incident Harry awakens his heritage, that of a half-demon. With help from his mother he will learn to master his new abilities. How will the wizarding world react to their new savior?
Dunno what it is about the story but it cracks me up. Also note that even though it's on adultfiction.net there is no nudity. It's just a funny little one shot.
My Absolute Favorite Severitus Story
Over seventy chapters and 500k words.
Features: Mentor/Fatherly!Severus and a realistic Powerful!Intelligent!Harry
Here is a couple of lists I have made to help me when writing Naruto stories:
Naruto Monthly and Mission Pay Rates
Kishimoto uses the exchange rate of 10 yen to 1 ryo
So (according to the Manga) Asuma Sarutobi is worth...
35,000,000 ryo = 350,000,000 yen = £2,500,000 (about)
1 Japanese yen = 0.010855 U.S. dollars
1 U.S. dollar = 92.1234454 Japanese yen
10 Yen =1 ryo
1 Japanese yen = 0.010855 U.S. dollars
1 U.S. dollar = 92.1234454 Japanese yen
Reserves: $3,000/276,000/27,600 ryo
Genin: $7,000/644,000/64,400 ryo
Chūnin Instructor: $20,000/ 1,840,000/ 184,000 ryo
Jōnin Instructor: $27,500/2,530,000/ 253,000 ryo
ANBU/Hunter-Nin: $45,000/4,140,000/414,000 ryo
Reserves: $250/23,000/2,300 ryo
Genin: $550/50600/5,060 ryo
Chūnin: $1200/110400/11,040 ryo
Chūnin Instructor: $2400/220800/22,080 ryo
Tokubetsu Jōnin: $3,700/340400/34040 ryo
Jōnin: $6,000/552,000/55,200 ryo
Jōnin Instructor: $8000/736,000/73,600 ryo
ANBU/Hunter-Nin: $11,000/1,012,000/101,200 ryo
ANBU/Hunter-Nin Taicho/Jōnin Commander: $13,500/1,242,000/124,200 ryo
Hokage: $17,000/1,564,000/156,400 ryo
Before taxes. 6% shinobi, 8% civilian
D-Rank: 230 Ryo
Mid D-Rank: 460 Ryo
High D-Rank: 1,840 Ryo
Low C-Rank: 4,600 Ryo
C-Rank: 20,240 Ryo
Mid C-Rank: 32,200 Ryo
High C-Rank: 46,000 Ryo
Low B-Rank: 78,200 Ryo
B-Rank: 92,000 Ryo
Mid B-Rank: 110,400 Ryo
High B-Rank: 138,000 Ryo
Low A-Rank: 173, 880 Ryo
A-Rank: 230,000 Ryo
Mid A-Rank: 349,600 Ryo
High A-Rank: 598,000 Ryo
S-Rank: 1,150,000 Ryo
Equipment Lists & Pricing
Shuriken(10pk)-$5/ 46 ryo
Ninja Wire- $1 per foot
Smoke pellets-Dime Sized- (30pk)-$15/ 138 ryo
Smoke bombs(10pk)-$19/ 175 ryo
Pepperbombs(5pk)-$15/ 138 ryo
Chakra weights-$300 each/ 2760 ryo
Tent(1person)-$20/ 184 ryo
Tent(2 person)-$45/ 414 ryo
Tent(3 person)-$60/ 552 ryo
Tent(4 person)-$100/ 920 ryo
Shin guards(pair)-$100/ 920 ryo
Mesh Armor(Shirt)-$25/ 230 ryo
Mesh armor(Full Body)-$125/ 1150 ryo
Armored vest-$80/ 736 ryo
Ink blocks(3"x4")- $10/ 92 ryo
Brushes(3pk)- $30/ 276 ryo
Ink Bottles(3pk)- $15/ 138 ryo
Basic- $25/ 230 ryo- Holds up to 50 pounds and lasts for one year
Advanced Basic- $55/ 506 ryo- Holds up to 150 lbs and lasts for two years.
Intermediate- $200/ 1840 ryo- Holds up to 400 lbs and lasts for five years.
Hot Pad Seals(2 pk)- $20/ 184 ryo. Offers continuous heat in exchange for chakra. Lasts up to a week of constant use.
Md Medipac- $40/ 368 ryo
Lg. Medipac-$55/ 506 ryo
Blood Pills(5pk)-$12/ 110 ryo
Blood Pills(10pk)-$25/ 230 ryo
Blood Pills(20pk)-$45/ 414 ryo
Food Pills(5pk)-$10/ 92 ryo
Food Pills(10pk)-$18/ 166 ryo
Food Pills(25pk)-$22/ 202 ryo
Food Pills(40pk)-$55/ 506 ryo
Soldier Pills(5pk)-$60/ 552 ryo
Soldier Pills(10pk)-$115/ 1058 ryo
Odds & Ends
Ration Bars(15pk)-$15/ 138 ryo
Ration Bars(25pk)-$25/ 230 ryo
Gourmet Ration Bars(15pk)-$38/ 350 ryo
Water packs(6)-$12/ 110 ryo
Snare Trap(1)- $15/ 138 ryo
Insulated blanket-$15/ 138 ryo
Camoflauge Netting-$40/ 368 ryo
Sleeping bag-$20/ 184 ryo
Compass-$15/ 138 ryo
Liquid Compass-$25/ 230 ryo
Chakra Paper(4 pk)- $150/ 1380 ryo
Custom Hitai-ates- $45/ 414 ryo
Small-(4pk)- $15/ 138 ryo
Medium-(4pk)$25/ 230 ryo
Large-(2pk)$45/ 414 ryo
Flares(2pk)-$15/ 138 ryo
Chakra Stone-$20/ 184 ryo- Glows when chakra is supplied. Will continue to glow until the chakra runs out or is removed.
Hot Packs-$15/ 138 ryo- Packs filled with gel that provides extended amount of warmth when boiled in water.
Water Proof Maps- $20/184 ryo
Waterproof Erasers-$5/ 46 ryo
Waterproof Pen(2pk)-$12/ 110 ryo
Spy Glass- $20/184 ryo
Basic Multi-Tool(Knife, Saw, Scissors, Screwheads, Lockpick)-$20
Multi-Tool(Knife, Saw, Scissors, Magnifying Glass, Corkscrew, Screwheads, Toothpick, Kneedle, Lockpick, Compass, Tweezers, Small
Flashlight)-$35/ 322 ryo
Blastic Binoculars- $20/ 184 ryo
Metal Binoculars-$60/ 552 ryo
Wind-Up Flashlights-$27/248 ryo
Headsets- $400/ 3680 ryo
Close Toed Sandals-$45/ 414 ryo
Closed Steel Toed Sandals- $75/ 690 ryo
Leather Boots-$30/ 276 ryo
Steel Toed Boots-$45/ 414 ryo
Gloves- Leather Full Hand, minus thumb- $22/ 202 ryo
Gloves- Leather Fingerless-$15/ 138 ryo
Gloves- Leather Fingerless, Metal knuckles- $38/ 350 ryo
Gloves- Cloth, Fingerless, Steele Plated- $20/ 184 ryo
Backpack-$25/ 230 ryo
Camp Pack-$40/ 368 ryo
Kunai pouch-$15/ 138 ryo
Face Mask-$15/ 138 ryo
Face Mask-$50/ 460 ryo-Air Filter Seal
Shuriken holster-$15/ 138 ryo
Hip pouch-$15/ 138 ryo
Multi-pocketed cargo pants-$20/184 ryo
Cloak-$20/ 184 ryo
Camoflauge Cloaks- $50/ 460
All Weather Cloak- $30/ 276 ryo
Weapons-Chakra Weapons can cost up to ten times the price of the regular weapon.
Throwing Knives(25)-$25/ 230 ryo
Dagger-$30/ 276 ryo
Machete-$25/ 230 ryo
Ninjato- $150/ 1380 ryo
Kodachi-$225/ 2070 ryo
Knuckle Knives(Pair)-$40/ 368 ryo
Small Staff-$25/ 230 ryo
Bo Staff(Regular)- $40/ 368 ryo
Bo Staff(Konoha Wood)-$160/ 1472 ryo
Nunchaku- $25/ 230 ryo
Tanto-$40/ 368 ryo
Sai(pair)-$45/ 414 ryo
Short Spear-$28/ 258 ryo
Long Spear-$40/ 368 ryo
Small Bow-$50/ 460 ryo
Composite Sm Bow-$80/ 736 ryo
Long Bow-$75/ 690 ryo
Composite Lng Bow-$120/ 1104 ryo
Normal Arrows(25)-$25/ 230 ryo
Barbed Arrows(25)-$45/ 414 ryo
Whip Dagger-$30/ 276 ryo
Whip(Leather)-$25/ 230 ryo
Whip(Metal)-$45/ 414 ryo
Claw Bracer-$40/ 368 ryo
Scythe-$50/ 460 ryo
Light Warhammer-$90/ 828 ryo
Heavy War Hammer-$200/1840 ryo
Wooden Tonfa(Pair)-$30/ 276 ryo
Bladed Tonfa(Pair)-$75/ 690 ryo