Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Worm, and Elder Scroll series.
07/10/19- I finally have net again and hopefully updates will be coming more frequently. With RL I can't promise they will but I will try my best.
Race: Caucasian American with many nationalities mixed in. A regular Heinz 57. There's Irish, German, Scottish, Italian and Native American at the least.
I find myself reading mostly Harry Potter, Naruto, Buffy the Vampire Slayer(Xander Centric), Smallville, Mass Effect, Justice League, Star Wars and Fallout fanficiton.I have started writing a few fanfics so far but unfortunately my muse likes to skip work days and sometimes weeks(the lazy bastard!).
Things I like Harry Potter in fanfiction to be: Dark, gray, evil, light, powerful, intelligent, cynical, sarcastic, funny, independent and rich.
Things I hate Harry Potter in fanfiction to be: Angsty, cry baby, stupid, obedient to a fault, weak, unambiticious. Basically Canon Harry. Most of the time he was a an angsty who got by on a lot of luck and the work of older witches and wizards.
Harry Potter pairings I like: Harry/Tonks, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Harry/OC, Harry/Daphne and occasionally Harry/Ginny if well written.
Harry Potter pairings I don't like: Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Severus/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Draco/Harry, Harry/Severus, Magical Creature!Harry slash. Sirius/Harry or Harry/Dumbledore or Harry/Remus.
Naruto pairings I like: Naruto/Anko, Naruto/Kurenai, Naruto/Hinata(occasionally), Naruto/Tayuya, Naruto/Ino, Naruto/TenTen and occasionally Naruto/Sakura.
Star Wars pairings I like: Anakin/Padme, Anakin/OC, Anakin/Dorme, Vader/Padme, Luke/Mara, Revan/Bastila, Revan/Juhani.
Justice League pairings I enjoy: Superman/Wonderwoman, Superman/Zatanna and sometimes Superman/Lois if well written.
Buffy pairings I like: Xander/Cordelia, Xander/Dawn, Xander/Jenny Calendar, Xander/Faith, Xander/Kendra. Very rarely Xander/Buffy or Xander/Willow.
I will never write slash but I have been known to enjoy a slash story if it is written well enough.
My Pet Peeves in Fanfiction:
1. Writing sentences like this:
'What are you talking about Harry?' Ron asked. or even 'What are you talking about Harry?' asked Ron.
"What are you talking about Harry?" Ron asked.
2. Writers of Naruto fanfiction using the character's given name before their last. Not sure why this bothers me so much but I have been known to leave a fic for this.
Example: Naruto Uzumaki instead of Uzumaki Naruto.
3. People not doing the proper research for their story. I understand that they have the right to change ideas to their desire but please check the spelling of names or titles.
4. Writing people with huge, unrealistic dicks and huge F or G-Cup breasts. Who would even find that attractive? I know that I don't.
5. A huge amount of lemons in a story. If not done well this can seriously disrupt the flow of the story. The exception to this is of course, a well written story or a story written as a pure lemon story.
6. Marriage Contracts in Harry Potter. I admit I may have fiddled around with the idea before but it has become quite annoying. Why would there be a marriage contract from who-knows-when and none of the Potters before him were ellegible for it? If they, including his father, could get out of it why can't Harry? The only real exception that doesn't really bug me if it the contract(s) were set up by Harry's parents. Even then there had better be a damn good reason for having one.
7. Harry Potter and Tom Riddle are Parselmouths who speak Parseltongue! I have no idea how so many people get this wrong. It's not that hard to remember.
8. In Britain mothers are called mum not mom. It always bothers me when someone uses mom instead of mum unless the speaker is from another country.
9. Writers giving their Protagonist a power boost then turning around and giving their enemy one as well in an effort to be "even". If the Protagonist needs a power boost to be even with their enemies why give the enemy a boost? I mean come on! Just because you're powering up the Protagonist doesn't mean you need to boost their enemies as well. It takes the fun out of it in my opinion. The Protagonist gets ahead a bit...nope evil just got more powerful as well. Talk about a let down.
I am Harry Potter- AN OC SI into the Harry Potter world? My OC dies in his world and wakes up in a new one with magic in the body of Harry Potter. How will he cope with having magic, being Harry Potter and how will he change the fate of the Harry Potter world?
A Banquet of Goodies- A further collection of my stories I haven't published but have been working on. Covers multiple categories including Harry Potter, BTVS, Naruto, DC Comics and more.
I'm a Wizard!- AN OC SI into the Harry Potter world. My OC dies in his world and wakes up in a new one with magic. How will he cope with having magic and how will he change the fate of the Harry Potter world?
Alexander Lavelle Black- Xander dressed as a wizard for Halloween. As a favor from Loki Janus turns him into Sirius Black. When the spell ends Xander stays a wizard.
Falling Through the Void- While tracking down a dangerous wizard Harry is sucked through a portal to the world of Nirn. With no way home Harry must make his way in this new world. How will he change the fates of the people and the world?
Plant Master- Naruto is recovered from one of Orochimaru's labs in Konoha. Experimented on his life is irrevocably changed and a new, darker Naruto emerges. Plant Master!Naruto
Harry Potter- Akatosh's Chosen- Harry after walking to his death is asked to travel to Nirn as the Dovahkiin. He accepts and begins his journey to a new life of new adventures and heroism.
Return of the Serpent Lord- Within the soul of Harry Potter slumbers the Serpent Lord. Awakened he vows to bring the fracture wizarding world to heel. To right wrongs and to correct history.
My Angel- A one shot "song fic" I have been wanting to get off my mind. Title and song are not related. Song is Hinder's "Better than me." Harry/Fleur.
The Odds & Ends Trunk- A Collection of my stories I haven't published but have been working on. Covers multiple categories including Harry Potter, BTVS and Naruto.
Possible Future Works:
Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That-Rated M- Before Lord Voldemort, there was Tom Riddle. Watch as he transforms from an angry and frightened orphan to the greatest Dark Lord the magical world has ever seen. Discover the trials he went through and the magic he discovered.
-Starts when Tom is old enough to go to Hogwarts, through October 31st, 1981
Harry Potter/Star Wars Trilogy
Blades of Fate: Destiny of the Chosen-Ones-(Age 9-16)- Harry arrives in a galaxy far, far away. Together with his brother Anakin Skywalker, and their best friend Ara Suen he trains to be the warrior he was meant to be. Rated K
Blades of Change: Breathe Before The Plunge-(Age 16-19)-Further adventures of the trio. In this installment new bonds will be forged, someone close is lost and a Jedi journeys through their own darkness. Rated T.
Blades of Fury: The Drum Beats of War-(Age 19)- War has come to the Republic. In this third installment bonds will be changed,surprising new enemies will arise and commitments will be tested. Tentatively Rated M.
Harry Potter/Dragon Age Origins
Master of Death- Rated M- What exactly does the title Master of Death really mean? Harry finds out. New responsibilities and new adventures are on his horizon. HP/Dragn Age Origins x-over. AU.
-Pairing: Harry/Morrigan, Harry/Various
Summary: During the dementor incident Harry awakens his heritage, that of a half-demon. With help from his mother he will learn to master his new abilities. How will the wizarding world react to their new savior?
Dunno what it is about the story but it cracks me up. Also note that even though it's on adultfiction.net there is no nudity. It's just a funny little one shot.
My Absolute Favorite Severitus Story
Over seventy chapters and 500k words.
Features: Mentor/Fatherly!Severus and a realistic Powerful!Intelligent!Harry
If you lived in Tamriel here are some spells that would be useful for you.
Essential Spells You Must Have
Candlelight- Replaces a torch which can be blown out or extinguished by water and provides a more consistent light. Plus it'll follow you and your hands are free to do other things.
Flames- Light a fire, light some candles, warm up a meal or a drink. Perhaps roast some spiders to hear them 'pop'!
Frost- Can slow down anyone who attacks you, cool yourself down or even cool down your drink.
Sparks- Good against anyone attacking you. Makes fishing easier.
Healing- Allows you to heal yourself. Nuff said.
Healing Hands- Allows you to heal others including animals. Maybe you want to be a good Samaritan, don't want to see your friend choke to death on their own blood or to make a quick Septim. This is the spell for you.
Conjure Familiar- Have a companion to defend you that you don't have to feed or house. It will maul your enemies and people won't look askance at you like they would if you did it yourself.
Bound Sword- Always have a weapon on hand without having to carry the weight. Hands empty one second the next your slicing a man from shoulder to gullet.
Further Useful Spells
Magelight- Just need to see the area around you? Or need a brighter light? Use this spell as it attaches to a surface and then you can move on and not be seen.
Open Lock- Opens a lock. Forget your key or find a chest? Use this spell and -- ka-ching!
Lock- Locks a target like a door a safe. Make it harder for a thief to steal your stuff or sneak into your house. You at least want them to work for it!
Bound Bow- Makes hunting and hitting targets further away easier and you don't need to carry a bow and quiver or buy more arrows.
Transmute- Turns iron ore into silver or silver ore into gold ore. Either way -- ka-ching. Just takes some magic.
Soul Trap- Your going to be killing these critters, demons or people anyway, might as well be able to enchant your shit.
Levitation- Mountains or city walls in your way? Puh-lease!
Slow Fall- Your levitation spell end? Jump off a tall building, mountain or structure? Don't worry just whip this spell out.
Mark- Choose a place you want to return to in case the shit hits the fan or you're just feeling lazy.
Recall- A big slobbering monster headed your way and know you're going to die? Carrying a bunch of loot and weighed down? Use this spell.
Water Breathing- So you can breath underwater stupid. Better keep a couple bottles of Water Breathing potions in your bandoleer just in case though. Spell is power intensive and you might not be able to re-cast it underwater.
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