Author has written 2 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Twilight.
My pen name used to be Bon35bonk3r5 but I didn't like it so I changed it.
Oh lord knows what I have got myself into. Is all my friends fault... she got me started on the whole affair. Oh well... I will try my best to write good stories. not that I can promise anything. Okay thats it... Enjoy xxxx
Bit about me-
The names Becca
I'm a girl (Duh)
Im (insert age)
Completely bonkers (ask anybody) I'm a blonde on the inside and quite slow on the up take.
I have an odd imagination (Things sort of spiral out of proprtion)
I have two best budds called 43nsicfr3ck (an absolute loonatic, but I love her) and another who hasn't got a fic name
I LOVE music (couldn't live without it)
I'm thinking of taking up basket ball as another of my random hobbies along with the spell of baseball that we played, going to the gym and gymnastics.
When I grow up I want to be in the RAF!! or maybe an army person...either could be quite dangerous for everyone else as I'm as clumsy as a girraff on stilts.
I love making up stories
if anybody messes with my friends they're in for the talking to of a lifetime.
... ... I also forget what I am meant to be doing sometimes.
My Fave things to say-
This best be my own blood cause its going in my mouth
I'm not very opinionated...I'm just always right
You got through that with minimal bloodloss on you part...good for you.
Twilight Saga (Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn)
The inheritance series (Eragon, Eldest..)
Harry Potter from book 3 onwards.
Alex Rider series
The Ranger's Apperntice
The mortal instruments (City of Bones/City of Ashes)
Lord of the Rings, Hobbit
Stories I have at the moment:
Strength in Numbers- Eragon fanfic. The fight begins and Eragon needs help. Eragon is strong but not strong enough. Can this unusual friend be the answer to his prayers. Status- In Progress.
Death cannot stop us now-Twilight 1shot. Edward returns from a hunting trip and is confronted with horrifying news. How does he take it. Status- Complete.
Other completely random stuff I wanted to put
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
if you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN ! put this on your profile
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you have ever touched something and broken it when it clearly says DO NOT TOUCH! if you have put this on your profile
if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile
I've waded knee deep through a river just for fun, put this in your profile.
If you've ever pushed a door that says pull, or vice versa, put this in your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy it to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, put this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
if you went to church a heard some one fart and busted out laughing all by yourself( making every one think you are insane) put this on your profile.
if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, 43n5ic fr3ak, 9ud91rl90ne6ad, Blacktangledheart92.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Stop Flamers Now!
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, 9ud9ir190ne6ad, Blacktangledheart92.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,Misfit Band Geek, 9ud9ir190ne6ad, Blacktangledheart92.
To Every Guy:
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver
"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference."
"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."
"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we f--d up."
"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."
"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
I'm awesome. Agree or die.
"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."
"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"
"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."
... so! Enjoy my stories and Review them Please
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