The Talking Absol
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Joined 02-27-07, id: 1229118, Profile Updated: 06-12-14
Author has written 6 stories for X-overs, Invader Zim, Batman, Misc. Games, Movie X-overs, Misc. Comics, and Spyro the Dragon.

Um. Hi.

I don't really do much on here or dA anymore, sooooo.

Yeah.

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Modes of Distress by Crow's Talon reviews
This is the story of Jonathan Crane, from his childhood in Georgia to the end of his first encounter with the Batman, and his journey from troubled child to psychopathic monster.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,611 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Samurai Twilight by FoeTohn reviews
The Elements of Harmony are not ready when Nightmare Moon is unleashed upon an unsuspecting world, and Twilight Sparkle must confront the Mare in the Moon alone. Does she have any hope of succeeding? And if she fails, will she get another chance?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Intertwined by The Illegible reviews
Nothing can part them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
A Little Complicated by SoSott reviews
Kirsty spends her holidays at America and Nancy takes her in. Things begin to get complicated when they visit Nancys Dad at Springwood though.I consider this on long term hiatus until I figure out how to save Nastasja from becoming a Mary-Sue. Sorry.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Kirsty
A Nightmare On Elm Street: Dream Team by Dreaming in a Nightmare reviews
Killers, theifs those who do bad beware... A young woman with dream powers, and a legendary dream demon have teamed up after strange events, and now are hunting those who dwell in others pain. Springwoods never going to be the same again. FreddyXNancy
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,233 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009
In Stitches by The Illegible reviews
They aren't made for each other. Oneshot. Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Triptych by Pierides reviews
Let them play at unawares, and we shall see who wins in this sly game of bluff: Jonathan, Scarecrow, or Becky. One plays to covet, two for a prize unnamed. Yet could the wants of all be the same? And can two become whole again? :Jon/Becky:
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - J. Crane
Inopportune by The Illegible reviews
He doesn't always catch them in the act. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Safety Hazard by The Illegible reviews
Time to rev it up. Drabble Trilogy. Friendly Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
BloodSport: Domm's Journey by avatarjk137 reviews
My entry into the dA contest, Blood-Sport. The story of my character Domm as he is blackmailed by the Empire into a gladiatorial tournament with some of the Empire's best and worst. OC centric, no CC except perhaps the Tallest, rated T for violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008
A Winner Is Two!: Round 1: Mercer vs Ginger by RC0022 reviews
The first fight entry for A Winner Is Two! tournament against The Talking Absol and her character choice the Predalien Queen aka Ginger from Alien vs. Predator versus Alex Mercer from PROTOTYPE . I couldn't fit the full title so here's a shorter one.
Crossover - X-overs & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Obsessed by Miss Dark And Twisted reviews
**Re-written version** A Freddy-obsessed girl discovers he isn't everything she thought he was... but will it be too late?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
The Unkindness of Ravens by Twinings reviews
All things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever. -CATverse 1.1-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
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There's Always a Light In the Darkness reviews
Zim and co. go through a transformation that changes them...and perhaps the fate of their worlds...rated T for good-old gore and language. -FINALLY updated!-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Zim
A Winn3r is You!: Deep Cover Dragons reviews
Gex just wanted a normal life of sitting around, watching TV, and eating flies. But no, the Agency had to recruit him to help two dumb dragons and their tasty-looking dragonfly friend out in saving the world. -Contest Over-
Crossover - Misc. Games & Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010
Scare High reviews
One is the Prom Queen. The other is a nerd. You know this story; or do you? -Won second place in Scarecrow Contests first contest!-
Crossover - Batman & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight reviews
Some things just have to be resolved, even if they're supposed to be dead. -For the Sherry Squires contest; not based on the Goosebumps book-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
A Survivalist Is You!: Alien Invasion reviews
My entry for avatarjk137's ASIY! tournament. The Predalien Queen comes to El Centro Del Mundo, and wreaks havoc on everyone...thing...she meets. Rated T in case I can ever actually write good fight scenes. -Contest Over-
Crossover - X-overs & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
A Nightmare Rides My Bus! reviews
AU A boy discovers that the horror icons, or "Nightmares", are living in his neighborhood! Against their liking, he must help them from the very humans they once hurt...-ON HIATUS-
Crossover - X-overs & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007