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Joined 02-27-07, id: 1229263, Profile Updated: 02-28-10
Author has written 31 stories for Naruto, and Burn Notice.

I have only recently returned to the world of fan stories. I have mostly abandoned the Naruto community because a lot of the real talent has faded away and I'm slowly but surely removing my old stories, because frankly, I can't stand them.

I have a habit of writing angst over happy, death over life, and bad over good. There's just a lot more to work with.
And I can't write a decent M-rated story to save my life, so it's all T and below here.

Things I've written: Naruto and Burn Notice

Things I've been meaning to write and will one day, assuming I get locked in a closet with an infinite amount of time and Olive Garden breadsticks: Harry Potter, House M.D., Lie To Me, Law and Order SVU, Bleach, and White Collar

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Fatal Love by Attanea reviews
Temari and Shikamaru have an unorthodox relationship: A sexist, lazy genius and a bossy kunoichi... But the most unexplained thing is why both of Temari's brothers would be against it. Both are protective, but there has to be more to it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
I Walked Across the World to Kiss Your Hand by Splenda reviews
A collection of drabbles filled with kisses, blushes, and romantic spark. .Various Pairings. .No Requests Please.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/14/2007
Origami Flowers by dedic8ted reviews
She declines his offer. After all, she works alone.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Neal C., Alex H. - Complete
Amare Et Sapere Vix Deo Conceditur by coconutmandarin reviews
They are kunoichi first, women second. But in the end they are human and not even they can resist their inner desires. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. Kunoichi character studies. REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Oddly Content by Max Alleyne reviews
Blood is still pounding in my ears, but I did manage to catch her contented sigh. That she can be content in a time like this is amazing, and so very Fi.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Fiona G., Michael W. - Complete
Intrados by eekz reviews
Foreman has never liked Thirteen. A character study set in 5x10, Let Them Eat Cake.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/17/2009 - E. Foreman, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Regrets by singeivoire reviews
After twelve years, Kushina returns to Konoha to meet the son that she left behind. Sequel to Promises. AU. Rated for language. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,781 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Minor Thing by C. Bracken reviews
It had been such an easy thing to do, at the time. It had made so much sense. She was always running back and forth between the villages. Paying for a hotel room was such a waste, in those cases.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Fairytales by Little Miss Escapist reviews
In which Sakura is doubtful, and Sasuke is otherwise. And maybe, just maybe, they'll have their happily-ever-after. sakuracentric and sasukecentric. sasusaku, with various other implied pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Still Love You by The Phoenix Rose reviews
A ShikaTemari Fic! Once lovers now seperated my distance for a year. Brought together again by..............phone tag?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Seven Days by the crabby lamb reviews
They say the dead linger for seven days after death to make amends and say goodbye to those they love. In his seven days, Jiraiya tries and Tsunade drinks denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Romantic Egoist by IrisEclipsed reviews
AU The boys are forced to begin a host club, but how is it supposed to work when half are antisocial and half are idiots? Doesn't help that certain girls are frequent customers. SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaTem KibaHinaNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
How to Remove a Curse Mark by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Oneshot] How to Remove a Curse Mark....let the chaos ensue! LEE! DROP THE FISH RIGHT NOW BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS..Oh god.. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Someone To Save You by allurement reviews
AU. SasuSaku. For Miko-chan. “Thank you, Sasuke-kun,” she says, “for failing.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sand Castle Contest by Qupoxon reviews
Short oneshot... The Sand Siblings enter a sand castle building contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Suffocating Relations by Melvisik reviews
Oneshot. Some relations can feel as if they can suffocate you. Temari realizes that during a peace treaty with another more traditional country....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
What Really is 'Yummy' by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Yamanka Ino and Sabaku Temari have verry different perceptions on what makes a man attractive. Ino tries to discover just what Temari finds Yummy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
All the Things by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Temari has meant many different things to Shikamaru over the years. Troublesome things. Annoying things. Things that give him a rather large migraine. Things that that that...that he's glad he had the chance to see...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Game by theinfinitesadness reviews
Shikamaru and Temari play an interesting game.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Having to Think and Liking to Think by TaintedMoonlight reviews
It's all the thoughts in his head that make the day more tedious, but the thoughts concerning HER aren't so bad. He could live on the thoughts concerning her. He could live just sharing thoughts with her. Living isn't quite a chore with her...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7145 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Invitation to the Chunin Exams by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to Invitation. Temari and Shikamaru are secretly engaged and each facing new challenges. The Chunin exams have begun and chaos reigns as ambitions and goals clash. Not everyone will survive. Shika X Temari, Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,118 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Bond A Child Can Bring by attiana1579 reviews
Shikatema. Shika and Tema have to guard a very bratty, and smart, girl. Will this mission push their already thin tolerence of each other over the edge? Or will the she help them see each other in a new, more loving, light?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Gone by NessieGG reviews
[AU] [NejiTen] In the turmoil of 1960's America, Neji was sure being disowned was the best thing to ever happen to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lady Luck by coconutmandarin reviews
Through allowing the passionate love affair between her husband and his mistress, Hyuuga Hinata found her own happiness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hidden Sheen by NessieGG reviews
Sometimes he absolutely hated her. Particularly when she did something unexpected. Like tonight. [Shikamaru x Temari] [One shot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Dating Game by randomteenager reviews
Meet Uchiha Sasuke, the hottest playboy in Konoha High. Meet new student Haruno Sakura, a former playgirl who quickly regains her title. But, after an "accidental" encounter, will things start to heat up? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Facets 4: Desert Rose by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
“An accident? You call that an accident? Shattering a glass on the floor or missing a target is an accident. Sleeping with your old Genin partner does NOT fall under that category!” Temari retorted icily, struggling against his hold on her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 5,454 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everyday by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Move by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru's friends demand to know what being with Temari is like. Shikamaru explains it the best way he knows how.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Candlelight by DrerrRedclaw reviews
How much do you do for someone when you're not even in love? ShikaTem, Futurefic, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Bee Chan by Sexless Doll reviews
The reason Ino REALLY cut her hair, it was all Shino's fault. Oneshot R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Hush by Rabbitprint reviews
Set around Ch. 245. A Temari short. Temari, Shikamaru, and the fact that not all silences are bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Me and My Shadow by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Temari, Black Queen of the Sands, and an anniversary she'd rather forget. ShikaTema. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Game by DrerrRedclaw reviews
One man dies: chaos, order, and everything in between ensues. Character studies, ShikaTema, NejiTen. Futurefic, expect OOC due to age and experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Hammered And Auctioned: ONE by B.J. Sanders reviews
Nonyaoi. ShikaTema. Temari and her brothers are on another 'mission', and Shikamaru rescues her from the cold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Gravity by Chevira Lowe reviews
(More like PG-15, oy) ShikamaruxTemari. Abundant fluff and near-smut. Because it's not how you win, it's how you play the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2005
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The Choice reviews
Stuck on a boat with a dying man, Michael has to make a decision that will effect or end his life. Michael-centric
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Michael W. - Complete
Hard Lessons reviews
Michael, Fiona, and Sam take a new job helping a girl looking for her kidnapped sister. Will they be able to help her, or can she help them in return? Mi/Fi, some language.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G.
Where I Belong
My comeback to Naruto. Sakura-centric, drabble. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sadie Hawkins Dance reviews
Michael and Fiona meet under the most unusual circumstances. Mi/Fi, enjoy. T for Language and a little not-so-innocent come on
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
The Other Woman reviews
Can Shikamaru's daughter deal with her dad dating another woman?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Unbreakable Bonds reviews
Because in the end, some things just can't ever be broken. Like them. NejiTen. A bit graphic, T for sexual references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Calculator reviews
Hanabi has always been cold. And it makes her great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hanabi H. - Complete
The Dojo reviews
There is a dojo, that gives immense power, hidden in the woods.... A Team Seven drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sailor Boy reviews
Buy a girl a drink, sailor?" SasuSaku, with the tiniest hintings of SasuIno, but only if you squint, or want it to be there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Orange reviews
Hinata centric. Tangerine, titian, vermillion, carmon, peach, tangelo. Live the life of Hinata Hyuuga, the one she never wanted. Kudos to coconut mandarin!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Great Race reviews
Tsunade and Jiraiya are the two top competitors in the race to be elected Hokage in the Leaf Village. In a risky move, Tsunade sends two of her campaigners into Jiraiya's camp, the enemy territory. SasuSaku, ShikaTema, KibaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Temari reviews
A Sand Sibs oneshot, with NO incest. This was originally my very dark Gaara-centric fic, but I have too much fun playing with Kankurou's humor. Shikatema, Kankurou gagging, all the essentials.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Angels and Demons reviews
An angel is found on the dance floor. A ghost wanders through minds, leaving a trail of chaos. A monster runs loose through the town. A vampire strikes in the cold days of winter. Shikatema,NejiTen, NaruHina, SasuSaku, in order of chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I hate you reviews
I hate you. A lot. I mean it Neji!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Heros reviews
Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Neji reflected about their girls. SasuSaku, Shikatema, NejiTen. Songfic, starring HeroHeroine
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Favorite Color reviews
Sasuke-centric. The history of Sasuke and his obsession with pink. SasuSaku. New spin on the aftermath of the Uchiha massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fingernails reviews
A future fic, telling the story of blood and life. Temari centric. Character death, minor Shikatema, at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
Shika's mommy is MAD. Find out why, and finally get some character development on Nara Yoshino. Rated for mentions of naughty things....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Snowbound reviews
This took me like ten minutes to write, so I'm sorry if it's bad. GaaSaku, my very first one! I'm really changing these days, eh? Character death, Shikatema, the works.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Paperclip reviews
Decided to vent all my anger on you poor readers. The story is kind of weird, but it makes me feel better. Flames used to make s'mores. Flamers will be forcibly denied all s'mores
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Spider Flowers reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are newly married, and they ask Ino to make a speech. Oh boy, this should be good. Shikatema duh and slight InoKiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Crack in the Mask reviews
Blah. Drabblish. I wrote this in chemistry and algebra, so it my not be my best. I thought it was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hinata's Jacket reviews
Request for Shins Lighter. NejiTen baby, yeah! Kind of ridiculous. TenTen is Chinese and lives with her aunt and uncle for this story. Peace and love babe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ninja Jackass: Alaskan Style! reviews
Craziest naruto fic by me, and first of the new year. Bravo! Naruto, Hinata, Lee, TenTen, Temari, and Shikamaru take a road trip to Alaska, or so they think...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Same Odds reviews
Remade! I finally got around to fixing my formatting! AsumaxKurenai, Shikatema. High risk of teeth rotting. Don't own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Muffin reviews
Shino eats muffins. Ino likes muffins. Shibi is very very perverted. Only hell can happen now! ShinoxIno! Rated T for frenching and language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Thing in a Box reviews
I must be on crack to write this. But we, Neji finds a screaming box and gets Lee. Only total hell can come next!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
All was Well reviews
Shortest NejiTen ever no i didnt check tht. Basically I tried to sum up the general idea of this pairing. Reviews and comments are loved, flames used to roast Kabuto on a spit. PS: please check out my other stories, review for review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hammered and Dangerous reviews
Spinoff from Storytime. Minami and Temari recall how Shino got the nerve to pop the question. Lots of booze required. Rated T for language. ShinoIno, Shikatemalight, GaaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Shino A., Ino Y. - Complete
Storytime reviews
Shikamaru lies to his little girl every night. When Temari's friend Minami visits, will she finally hear the truth? ShikaTema, InoShino, slight NejiTen. Don't own naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Original No reviews
Temari's lonely and decides, with the help of her friend Minami, to place a personal ad. Warning: OC. Idea from possible side effects. Don't own naruto or possible side effects
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
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