Author has written 3 stories for Mentalist, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.
The Name: Jamie
The Gender: Female
The Face: Attached to the front of my head
The Books: Peeps, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Dresden Files, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride
The Shows: LOST, Castle, The Mentalist, NCIS, Bones, Buffy, Firefly
The Interests: stealing road signs, reading, writing, pretending to speak Spanish, creeping, and playing jazz music
The Pairings: Lily/James, Caskett, HSTK, Suliet, Jisbon, Tiva, Bones/Booth, Spuffy, and Mal/Inara, Fax
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am strange and unusual.
The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.
On to the personal quotes..
On ze couch! ~Josh
I don't understand! ~Lori, when the computer froze on a picture of a zebra
I'M NOT GAY! ~The 4 medalists in the Gay Olympics
It's blue and fuzzy! ~Me, Clayton, and Rachel
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~Old Greg/Rachel
Armwrestling for the win! ~Bradly
"My trumpet could totally kick your trumpet's ass!" "And yet, I'm first chair, and you're fourth..." "Point taken." ~Clayton insulting my crappy trumpet.
We have a test today? Shit! ~David
Jamie, I think our substitute wants to eat me... ~Lori, of course
That's what she said. ~The entire band
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