In Lieu Of Reality
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Joined 02-27-07, id: 1229269, Profile Updated: 07-24-11
Author has written 3 stories for Mentalist, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.

The Name: Jamie

The Gender: Female

The Face: Attached to the front of my head

The Books: Peeps, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Dresden Files, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride

The Shows: LOST, Castle, The Mentalist, NCIS, Bones, Buffy, Firefly

The Interests: stealing road signs, reading, writing, pretending to speak Spanish, creeping, and playing jazz music

The Pairings: Lily/James, Caskett, HSTK, Suliet, Jisbon, Tiva, Bones/Booth, Spuffy, and Mal/Inara, Fax

Quotes:

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am strange and unusual.

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

On to the personal quotes..

On ze couch! ~Josh

I don't understand! ~Lori, when the computer froze on a picture of a zebra

I'M NOT GAY! ~The 4 medalists in the Gay Olympics

It's blue and fuzzy! ~Me, Clayton, and Rachel

Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? ~Old Greg/Rachel

Armwrestling for the win! ~Bradly

"My trumpet could totally kick your trumpet's ass!" "And yet, I'm first chair, and you're fourth..." "Point taken." ~Clayton insulting my crappy trumpet.

We have a test today? Shit! ~David

Jamie, I think our substitute wants to eat me... ~Lori, of course

That's what she said. ~The entire band

Giggity! ~Zack

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Just Another Day
in the life of Lily Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drabble 1
Spike's thoughts, in a way
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Spike - Complete
Silence reviews
Lisbon doesn't want to talk, Jane doesn't need to.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete