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Joined 02-27-07, id: 1229325, Profile Updated: 12-06-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Overlord, and Dresden Files.

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Age: Anything between 10 and 100

Sex: Yes Please!

Location: Polar Bear Land!

Hey you clicked my name! Get out . . .

No . . . ?

Sure?

Really?

You're annoying know that?

Well this is me! (not really but you get the idea) not much to say really . . . i could do the favorites thing couldn't i?

you think anyone would care?

sure . . . ?

well i guess they wouldn't read it if they didn't wouldn't they?

true . . .

well i will then!


Favorites

Movies:(in no order)


Pulp Fiction: Just so COOL i wont go into detail but that would take too long

Sideways: I don't know really, i just think this move really captures human nature, it also gives major WAFF.

Last Man Standing: A cowboy/Nor/30's mafia remake of Sergio Leone's Fistful of Dollars which is based on Kurosawa's Yojimbo

The Union: The Business Behind Getting High: Truth.

Reservoir Dogs: Tarantino is GOD (Cept Kill Bill, that sux

yeah for now, might just change it later.


Manga:(In order)

Hellsing: Alucard is awesome and Ceres is awesome too. and nothing can top Nazi-Zombies eating babis . . . WTF? O.o

One Piece: i just adore that manga, it always make me laugh :D favorite scene has to be Enie's Lobby when Chopper is supposed to get Franky cola: if you've seen this you're smiling now

Death Note: I do love Misa!

Air Gear: Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca! Simca!


Anime: in Order

One Piece: So funny! Enie's Lobby always KILLS ME!

Death Note Again Misa my Love come to me instead of Raito! He's GAY!

Hellsing: Not as cool as the manga but Walther is fucking Awesome! also the only anime better dubbed than subbed


Books: in no order

The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, probably my favourite of all, so clear yet surreal, so simple yet complex, it's a study of opposites!

Anyting (the word not a title :D) by David Eddings, i do love my Eddings'es

Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling a guilty pleasure for me, the thing i like most a bout the HP series is seeing their day to day life, that was more interesting than the actual story.

Best of them all is Halfblood Prince.
Worst are Order of the Phoenix and Deathly Hallows.

Artist and Bands: In no order

Tech N9ne: Best EVER!!!! MUSICAL JESUS!

Krizz Kaliko; Great Rapper that is so real it's almost scary

Eminem: He's skill in wrangling words is sick,

Bone Thug-n-Harmony: one of the best groups ever.

Infected Mushroom; Sick sick sick people . . . I like it ;D

Biggie Smalls The Notorious BIG: A great great man!

JMT/AOTP/Vinnie Paz/Celph Titled: Just love the whole undergrounds scene! That shit is real.


Favourite Beverages:

Heineken: Awesome

Vodka: I don't care which brand, i drink it anyway!

Corona:

5,2'an: swedish beer: s' good!

Swedish Elk Brew, good beer actually all swedish beer is good, i tasted Budweiser once and i thought i was drinking carbonated seawater.

Rum and Coke: These two things are married!

Monster Ripper and Vodka: THIS SHIT IS THE SHIT! i mean this shit is off the wall, chart, chain and wagon!

Wine: i love all wine (except the really cheap shit!) but if im gonna start a wine discussion we'll be here the whole week, you don't want that do you? me neither, though i will i prefer whites, and that i do enjoy wine tasting as i find intriguing to unravel a palate taste by taste :D


that's pretty much all of it . . .

anything else?

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NO!

NEVER!

I WILL NEVER SUCCUMB TO THE SHEEP MENTALITY OF COPY PASTE . . . thingies . . . NEVER!

Here are my stories,

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Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 638,154 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10843 - Favs: 6,484 - Follows: 5,824 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ascension to Kitsune by GouberMan reviews
What if the seal placed on Naruto was not the Shiki Fuujin. What would his life be with his true self, becoming who he was destined to be and did not let anyone take him for granted anymore. An intelligent, potentially powerful, and free Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,560 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, OC
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
Till the End of Time by Jetpack Sunrise reviews
Tamriel's got problems; just ask its citizens, who keep being invaded by demons. To rectify this situation, we have a thoroughly unheroic prisoner, a geriatric grandmaster, a nice but boring Emperor, and a whole bunch of Legionnaires. An Oblivion semi-novelisation.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 242,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 1/20/2007
Carnage by Black Forests reviews
Being stripped from his post as an ANBU and reduced to a genin, Naruto became a mere confused teenager. With time, he will realise life is worth living after all. Naruto/Ino. Beta-ed by Erugenel. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 5,846 - Follows: 5,184 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Lost by JacqueLoveLess reviews
Naruto is sick. Sick of the world. The looks and the spiteful words he doesn't deserve. He tired of everyone and is sick of pretending to be happy. 'It's time to let go, it's time to let it all fall away.' .Rewriting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Perfect Pair by mysterious-mask reviews
Naruto's back and he has a daughter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,567 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Cyberfox by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Cyberpunk Naruto. The Cyberninja compete with the Shadow Runners for missions, the Dons are losing their control of the Underworld, the nobles are plotting, and on top of it all, the Daimyo is dying. There's only one way to fix it: Enter Uzumaki Naruto.Nx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,825 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Who wants to be a ninja? by Ashi Shukuns reviews
Step right up, submit your character through review, be included in the wildest, most action packed, romantic, tragic, humorous, adventurous Naruto OC fanfic the world has ever seen! Read inside for details, submission form, and any submission deadlines.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,197 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Za Kaze Shokkou The Wind Weaver by Cloud1239999 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has always been a hyper child. What would differ if Naruto grew up differently because he was able to learn how to read at an early age? Meet Uzumaki Naruto Wind user extrordinair. Watch and enjoy as Naruto hits the world like an hurricane
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,176 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Naruto Gone Chibi by ChibiChibiPuu reviews
Hinata evil, Naruto studying, Sasuke a pink lover, and InoSakura crushing on Neji? What else can go insane? Well apparently a lot! Cuz that's what happens in the Chibi World of Naruto! See your favorite Naruto characters clash in the randomest stories!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Ascension of Uzumaki Naruto by Night Falcon69 reviews
What would happen if after sacrificing so much for the village someone else got his dream. Well someone else has. Hint it isn't Sasuke. OOC, Dark Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Naruto U.
You don’t deserve me by dasonone reviews
Naruto snaps. Naruto and Sasuke fought at the Valley of the End and Naruto won, bringing back Sasuke he expected a warm welcome…but it wasn’t how he wanted, trying to run away he is accompanied by someone he would have never expected. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,792 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Uzumaki Naruto Pressure by relguf reviews
Starts off 10 year old Naruto, highlights his gradual stress changing him into a more real person not evil, yet a little damaged. No pairings as of yet. Some gore in later chapters, warning for all now. Thankyou for your time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Rise of the Kazama by Flexxx145 reviews
AU. What if Naruto was stronger and smarter than he led on? What if he had a secret bloodline and a even more secret history? Plenty Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Wager of Love by Naruto x Temari reviews
What happens when a certain Hokage and a Kazekage make a little arrangement that sends Konoah’s number one loudest ninja to Suna for a year, with a certain sand kunoichi as his escort? A Naruto Temari fanfic, because I love this pairing. Rated M for later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,200 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Power's Long Forgotten by Demonkid reviews
What if Naruto had the Dead Bone Pulse? what if Naruto was a genius shinobi? What if he was in a different team,one that's sensei's didn't play favorites? What if he was much more powerful than he let on? UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U.
The Clashing by TokehGecko reviews
Naruto AU Fanfic. What if Naruto wasn't such a giddy kid from the start? Dark Violent Fic. Prologue is 'happy'like compared to next chapters. Chapter 2 is a little dark.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 5,606 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Maelstrom Files reviews
Harry Dresden never knew what it was like to have a family. But that changes one day as a kid named Uzumaki Naruto ends up in his care. Harry never cared much for Alice in Wonderland but this is certainly one strange rabbit hole. M for safety.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Naruto U., Molly C.
Naruto of the Iron Fist reviews
Naruto was left for dead after the battle at the Valley Of the End. Lying in a comatose state for three years he is recovered by strange creatures. Screw becoming Hokage his new goal is to see Konoha and the world burn!
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U.
The power of hate and demons reviews
What if Naruto was trained at young age? what if he was a dark demon enjoying killing and causing pain. who could possibly love him? More people than he may think! Darkpowerful Naruto Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Dude Whats up with the mask? reviews
The former Konoha Rookie team are now ANBU with a mission. Protect 3 kids at a school called hogwarts, with them. the Sand sibs. Naruto Harry Potter crossover. NaruHina maybe oyher pairings. Rated T for violence and suggested adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.