![]() Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. Hi, what's up? Now most would consider us a pair of bored school girls, which mind ya, we are. But that's beside the point. Though, to be fair... We're already grown up!! Both of us like reading, a lot, (Diki is a bit obsessed though, kinda like 'Mione. I mean it, she should really go to AA meetings (hey) but whatever, as long as she gives great ideas for fics, I'm all for it) We both like music, fan fiction, and movies and when I mean like, I mean like obsessed and all happy to spend the day reading fics... I consider us a great team, don't you? Our lives at the moment are super busy so updates take a really long time to come. But we try!!!! It's just that I'm studying in college and Dikicat's in the army!!! Oh yes... My army... Serving Queen and Country... for the British Empire!!!
Or do we???????? Do we??? Ahh?... I'm confused... Blah!!! Humbug!!! just ignore us and carry on... Our favorite HP pairs (and threesomes) are: (Drum roll please:) Harry/Draco/Snape. Harry/Fred/George. Harry/Snape/Sirius. Harry/Sirius/Remus. James/Sirius/Remus. James/Sirius. Sirius/Snape. James/Snape. (only if Snape doesn't act mushy). Harry/Sirius. Harry/Snape. Harry/Draco. Harry/James. Harry/Tom (Voldemort and Teenager Tom). Harry/Lucius. Draco/Lucius/Harry. Snape/Lucius/Harry. Snape/Lucius. And sometimes (if it is any good): Harry/ Oliver Wood. Harry /Cedric (but not romantic, just sex) Snape/ anyone of the marauders ( expect Peter, like someone would really want him) Pairs that just DON'T make sense to Rock Junkie: Harry/Dumbledore. -- Eww. Yuck. I mean, come ON! He's like, what, 150 years old? Yes, he's gay, I know, but DUMBLEDORE/Harry?! Just get him on with Gellert, okay? Someone his own age... Dumbledore/anyone, really. Except Gellert. See above. Hagrid/anyone who's not Olympia Maxim. -- It just doesn't WORK people. Especially slash. YUCK! (Aren’t his bits a little BIG for that kinda thing..?) But if you want some thinking material, try thinking about Hagrid's father and mother together- really the technical in there is freighting. (I mean it, what did he do, filled a bucket and poured it up there?) Harry (top)/ Snape (bottom) -- Severus was BORN a top (over Harry)! How could he ever submit for Harry, who was BORN to bottom? Umbridge/anything. -- Do I even have to explain?? Double yuck. Ron/Anyone male AND anyone who's not Hermione. and centrally not Luna! -- No, can't see it. Ron is as straight as a ruler and there's nothing you can say to change that for me. And who the HELL can tolerate him except Hermione? That moron. Dobby/anything. -- WTF?! HE'S JUST AN ELF! With little wrinkly elf bits! Ugh! or you know what? NO house elf sex!! Any of the Dursley's/ Anyone EVER. -- WHY do people write about the sex lives of those damn ASS HOLS?? Who cares about them? Wormtail. Just him alone is disgusting enough for me. Any filch/someone- Eww. And the last one- NONONONONONO animal sex. NOT padfoot. NOT centaurs. NOT squid. NOT cats-don't care if it's McGonagall. And NO werewolf sex, unless you're reading it in a book about mating and not to try! Sorry, but these pairings don't make sense to me. Hope you see it the same way. Anyway, we're working on some stuff you might like... be sure to check it out. BTW, if it looks like we forgot about the story, we DIDN'T. we're working on it! be patient. (And reviewing would just make us work faster, you know?) Rock junkie & DikiCat. P.S: DikiCat's alter ego is B2J. Go check her solo stuff!! |