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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron tracks down Diamond Joe and ensures his silence.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 320,838 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/5/2008
Journey Through Night by Oreithyia reviews
An epidemic forces the Kazekage to summon aid from Konoha. But from the horrors of disease to the ties of family and clan, from the fine line between executive and dictator to the complexities of international policy, nothing is ever so simple.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 120,067 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Celestial's Junk Drawer by CelestialCircumference reviews
This will be a collection of plot bunnies, drabble, and one shot shorties from lemons to fluff, main pairing is Kaka/Saku but other characters will make an occasional appearance. Rating will change appropriately throughout but lets go with M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,237 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10768 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kurohana by Shiranami reviews
Years of war have worn down the shinobi world and it's inhabitants to the core, and Haruno Sakura has become a tragic example. Story about redemption. M for language and dark themes. Pairings: Saku/Shika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,649 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Human Frame by Sidney Sussex reviews
Clockwork AU. In a world of automatons, Sherlock is not.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Legendary by mademoiselle anna reviews
People pick up traits of their mentors. Naruto has a frogshaped wallet and a perverted jutsu. Sasuke has homicidal urges and a tendency to scare little boys. And I’ve suddenly become the Legendary Sucker and could really use a strong drink.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Not Exactly Giants by Sidney Sussex reviews
Five things Lestrade can do that Sherlock can't and the one thing they both can't do. De-anon from kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Integer by Okobo-chan reviews
A collection of one shot drabbles, currently featuring Ch.7, "A Reason" GaaSaku: Because she is his lodestone, and if she remains, everything in the world is still right. The collection includes a mix of pairings, marked by chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Perhaps Too Much by Determamfidd reviews
Jack Harkness - in love and in loss for five billion years.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Straight on till Morning by Vescaus reviews
On the hunt for a killer, John can't help but think of Sherlock as the boy who never grew up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Space Travel by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sherlock/John. I would literally cross light-years for you, if someone would just give me a spaceship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by janually reviews
Of all the ridiculous missions Tsunade has assigned Sakura in the past, this one takes the cake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,092 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Dangerous by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura must submit to Kakashi's special training to prepare for a lethal mission. But who really cares? You probably just want the smut! KakaSaku WARNING: D/s and LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Frabjous Day by Sare Liz reviews
What if Alice had stayed? Alice/Hatter, Movieverse
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
The Konoha Headbands by Slinkymilinky reviews
Drabbles, oneshots and residual plot-bunnies, multiple characters, multiple themes. Welcome to SlinkyM’s junk-shop!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Orbital Period by mickeylover303 reviews
Five times Naruto gets caught in various stages of kissing Sasuke and the little things that help bring a relationship full circle. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inevitable by KageKitsune XXX reviews
“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Running with Scissors by mrasaki reviews
Days like this, he hates being on any planet with Jim Kirk, because Jim has just the sort of dismal luck that likes company. -Spock/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Spock-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Caulk and Paint by moderndayportia reviews
Paint fumes and close proximity lead to some revelations when Kakashi decides to help Sakura remodel her bathroom. Christmas gift for slinkymilinky and the KakaSaku FC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Train Wreck by Slinkymilinky reviews
Kakashi and Sakura take a ride home on a packed train after a Christmas shopping trip, but Kakashi can't seem to keep his hands to himself. KakaSaku AU drabble for Ronsmyhero
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Scarborough Fair by Roach Patrol reviews
Rule 63: for every character there's an equal and opposite gender. Veidt, Juspeczyk, Dreiberg, and Kovaks in descending order of happiness: the same lives from a different side.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Nobody's Child by Roach Patrol reviews
Movieverse. It's 1986, and the next generation of children is born with strangeness in it like a bright and frightening thread.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
those sunshine days by precarious mind reviews
.:au.sasusaku.naruhina:. "Hi. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I work in a bar downtown, my best friend is an asshole, and I was kind of a jerk to you." Sasuke and Sakura play their hands at matchmaking; Hinata and Naruto can't afford to complain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Now Kid, Which Way Love? by eosdawnaurora reviews
Most of my old Kakashi/Sakura oneshots are collected here, good and bad. Various ratings. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Crash by Mandy138 reviews
Two clans will combine. One will be rebuilt and a new will be forged. Time will push and pull and sunder lives and ideals, and they will be stronger for it. Pain was always the best teacher. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,772 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Quirks by otherhawk reviews
Everyone has their little idiosyncrasies. Fortunately, friendship means unending tolerance and understanding. Series of very short and mostly unrelated stories.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Danny, Rusty - Complete
Top 10 Lines Never Said in a Star Trek Film by zephtastic reviews
Based on a David Letterman’s Top 10: How about a story using all the top ten lines never spoken in a Star Trek film/episode?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Pitfalls of the Transportation Justu by alifestylechoice reviews
“What the hell kind of a jutsu was that?” she asked his internal organs. Kakasaku, KakashixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dirty Laundry by Slinkymilinky reviews
Sakura had never been a fan of airing her dirty laundry in public…but Kakashi was often the exception to the rule. Lemony Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Comet by TCLessley reviews
Companion piece to “Cupid”. Wherein Sakura lost an eye and gained.. a really obnoxious lover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
JPops Drabble Shop by J-Pop Princess reviews
I've started writing drabbles for a weekly contest, although I doubt I will participate every week. The entries I write will end up here along with any other spare plot bunnies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008
Five and One: Captain Squeaky by Penbrydd reviews
Another one for the crackmeme. Anonymous e asked for "Five times Jim Kirk squeaked. And one time he made someone yelp."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cold and Wet by Penbrydd reviews
KirkxSpock. For the st xi kinkmeme on LJ. Kirk and Spock get caught in a sleetstorm on Durania IV. Vulcans do cold quite poorly and cold -fingers- even less well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Office Duties by alifestylechoice reviews
“I’ve seen you take a freaking knife to the chest, but it appears that you, sensei, are a little weenie when threats to your sexuality arise.” Naruto becomes Hokage, and everything goes about as smooth as sandpaper. Kakasaku Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Umbrella by Eldr-Fire reviews
The village learns what lengths Kakashi will go to for Sakura. Whether it's out of love or just the simple pleasure of getting a rise out of her is up for debate. KakaSaku, M for possible future language and mature themes, but no smut. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Nightingale by riversrunthroughme reviews
Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,733 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Giving Her All They've Got by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Or, Ten People who Were Seduced By the Starship Enterprise. 10 x 100 words, Enterprise x Everyone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - C. Pike, J. Kirk - Complete
Insecticide by riversrunthroughme reviews
Aburame Shino has never been alone until this moment. Among those of the Aburame Clan you are never truly alone until you die. rated for language and dark themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Next Time by obsequiouslover reviews
For now, Naruto is just praying there is a next time. NaruSasu canonverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scrap Paper by Nattish reviews
--Harry/Draco-- The students of Hogwarts are obsessed with origami, and everyone -- including Draco Malfoy -- seems to be taking advantage of the trend in their own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clean by moodiful819 reviews
Sakura is fourteen when her hands begin shaking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pretty When You Cry or Three Acts by nimblnymph reviews
She was something precious... and he didn't trust himself not to break her. KakaSaku. Warning for lemon. One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
But What Of The Physician, Hippocrates? by Skiagrapher reviews
Kakashi wasn't the first person to notice, but something was wrong with Sakura and it had to do with the hospital, and he was going to get to the bottom of it. But even Sakura wasn't prepared for what she'd have to put up with at work. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Five Days by neech reviews
Sakura turns to give him that little smile- the smile he'd last seen when she was twelve, and damn it hurts to see it; she's eighteen and his student is dead. A take on what might have happened if she had followed Sasuke in defection. AU -KakaSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
because of kangaroos by 1147694 reviews
NarutoSasuke AU. When dropping kisses might be dropping hints, or it might not be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Game Plan by Adistoria reviews
Naruto was a man with a plan Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Thirteen Steps by Cella N reviews
It doesn't always end up as planed. SHIKAMARU. SAKURA. The road there is the fun part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
I’ll Love You Tomorrow, Provided I’m Not Busy by Rashka the Demon reviews
Holiday gift fic: Kakashi and Sakura, trapped suspended above a pool of man-eating sharks! Some unimpressive nudity may be included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Home by korinara reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Hero by Lanse reviews
Save the world, save the village, save the pretty woman cutting off the circulation in his arm. All in a day’s work for the legendary copy-nin. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
For Love or Vice by Brass Dragon reviews
"You told my team I was too busy to get laid?"--Iruka tries to explain to the next generation the meaning and application of vice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
change is gonna come by dress without sleeves reviews
4 times Tony Stark tried to convince Pepper to date him, and the one time he succeeded. Tony/Pepper.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/21/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
TwentySeven Days by nimblnymph reviews
This was not how he saw his twenty-seven days of enforced celibacy ending. KakaSaku. One shot. MATURE CONTENT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Paradigm Shift by moderndayportia reviews
In which Sakura realizes her perceptions are not always right and Kakashi smokes a joint. Rated M for drug use and future lemon. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
By the Book by InSilva reviews
There’s annoying and there’s infuriating and then there’s DannyandRusty. One-shot.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Linus - Complete
Ups and Downs by Seppuku Doll reviews
A series of individual KakaSaku drabbles with each chapter representing a different theme. Comedy, angst, romance, and smut all together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
What is a man, after all, to a woman who has learned to smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Keeping a Straight Face by InSilva reviews
There’s always a time and a place. And this really isn’t either. Danny/Rusty. Rated for profanity and…stuff. Inexplicit stuff. One-shot.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
50 Sentences by FatedtoFall reviews
Fifty One-Sentence Prompts, Kakashi x Sakura. Complete. Ranges from K to M in rating. All sorts of Themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nineteen Years Old by therealesther reviews
She knows it, it screams from her very bones to the tips of her fingers, it should not have happened this way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sometimes the Bitter Soft Sweet Moments by moderndayportia reviews
The supremacy of the moment makes him desire to fall to his knees and lay prostrate among the grass for the aching glory of it. KakaSaku poetic drabble about a word and a transcendent moment when time stopped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Curiosity by sonotgoingthere reviews
Kiba stared intently at the Nara before the facial equivalent of a light bulb turning on flashed over his features. “I get it. You’re gay.” Shikamaru groaned and buried his head in his arms where they lay on the table in front of him. ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Relapse by jato unit reviews
incomplete . slash . EdwardxBella . JacobxEdward . Edward had always thought he'd left his potential killer behind in that hospital room. He was wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,441 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007
No Llores by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
The last of Konoha’s great clans is finally falling, and it’s bringing the last of her geniuses with it. All that’s left is a whisper-turned-cold. SasuNeji, yaoi. An interesting look at Neji and Sasuke's relationship through Kakashi's eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Naruto's helping Sasuke look for love in all the wrong places. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Examination by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Rite of passage. Mark of progress. Things change; adapt or die. :futurefic; slight AU; slight ooc due to maturity; secondary AACs: :NejSak; NarHin; ShiTem; KibIno: Finished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,421 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Back to the Wall by Runespoor reviews
Hinata flinches every time someone touches her back. Neji is intrigued. NejiHina, something of a PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Crashing by InSilva reviews
One-shot. Rusty and Danny. Occasionally, it can be war.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Danny, Rusty - Complete
My Dignity Doesn't Look Good in a Sunhat by Lellian reviews
‘According to official looking documents of a very questionable validity, Hyuuga Neji is classified as insane.’ Contains Neji-abuse, sand in uncomfortable places and a sunhat with a bow. School’s out for summer. NejiTenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
50 Truths Kiba and Hinata by chickenwire reviews
50 Truths of Kiba and Hinata and their relationship. Kibahina, other pairings hinted.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Proposal Maybe by seren23 reviews
Tony proposes. A conversation ensues. Tony/Pepper UST in the Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Four Times Pepper Considered Quitting by seren23 reviews
Four Times Pepper Considered Quitting and the One Time She Did.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anhydrous by Lellian reviews
‘The first time Temari is sent on an errand to Konoha, she sleeps with him because he’s marginally attractive and doesn’t resist all that much.’ There is no beaten path to follow. A ShikaTem story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Leaf Readings of Teacup Eyes by moderndayportia reviews
He had never been so hungry, so thirsty, so deliriously human. KakaSaku LEMON ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Temporal Mechanics by LJC reviews
Set during "Vick's Chip". John Connor's knowledge of temporal mechanics hinges on linear time and the concept of causality.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Legacy by Nymbis reviews
The men of Sarutobi have a long history of nicotine addiction, facial hair, and death in the battlefield. Konohamaru shaves each and every morning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Konohamaru S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Kitchen by AWickedMemory reviews
ShikaNeji Neji loves kitchens... but why? WAFF, shounen-ai, vague reference to an intimate relationship. Just a little feel-good fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Strange Sleeping Arrangements by randomsomeone reviews
Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Training Kakashi by Rieka De-Volka reviews
Over the time skip, Kakashi gained more than just the Mangekyo Sharingan. KakashiIruka with a side order of quirky humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,778 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
If by gelfling reviews
Fluff, but also contains fantastic world-changing Neji-introspection and character development. Also contains Naruto being a pest hopefully a funny one , and the trite guessing games that are really, really fun when watching the paint dry gets really, re
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 367 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nice Legs by therealesther reviews
Had he just said that out loud? Kakashi suddenly felt the urge to try out one of those suicide jutsus he'd been saving for a rainy day."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Paper Walls by Lellian reviews
Enforced babysitters, genetically warped eyes and dark-haired teenagers for whom hormones are starting to affect their professionalism. Because sex in hidden villages is bound to be complicated. NejiSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Innuendo by oneperfectfit reviews
Naruto was hungover, Sasuke was pissed and hungover and Sakura and Kakashi were annoyingly cheerful for reasons that Sasuke suspected but didn’t want to voice. What a pleasant mission. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Return by Runespoor reviews
In the middle of a war the usual thing is that people die. It's more unusual when they return alive after having been thought dead for three months. Hinata, after being a prisoner in Sound, does. implied NejiHina, TemaShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5119 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fuaim by Novocain reviews
..I don't know how to be me without you. It's barely a whisper, bitterreluctant and torn from Harry's throat so dangerously.. On the easy steps of going a bit mad. On the simple steps of going too far. On screwing the world and how to notcare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Desséchant by Novocain reviews
[He is fifteen years old and quite sure that it will never be possible to hate himself more than he does at this exact moment. He is wrong. He is so very wrong.] Eleven truths about Sasuke, and they don't get much more terrible than this, children.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
By Parchment by Minisinoo reviews
A friendship by pen and parchment. Hermione has a mysterious penpal who assists her from her second year on. She struggles to figure out who it is, but it turns out to be nobody she suspected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Muet by Novocain reviews
[When her mum finally managed to kill herself during one of her crazy, brilliant experiments, Luna did not say, “I expected it.” Neither did she make any allusions to fantastical creatures.] Written in 10Truthy format. Ten things Luna never said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Kicking Up Sand by riversrunthroughme reviews
“Huh...wet, battered and through my chakra deprivation, that was kind of sexy.” Which, really, is just an odd thing to say to some one you've only just offically met. [NejiTemari]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Thief of Dreams by randomsomeone reviews
Trying to outdrink Jack Sparrow was a terrible idea—enlightening, but still terrible. PotC1, silliness, no spoilers, vague WillxJack if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Inconspicuous by Cimbeline reviews
Months after Bella's runin with James, a string of strange symptoms threaten her life and family in Forks. Can the Cullen family save her, or is the solution as inconspicuous as the problem?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Maybe the Moon reviews
Wilson lends Cuddy a hand and reveals something about himself in the process. House proceeds to freak out. Contains gratiutous SkeeBall. Slash, if you squint.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Up To No Good by Maybe the Moon reviews
Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What Wilson Meant by Maybe the Moon reviews
House, Wilson, dinner. Postep for HalfWit. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Seven Social Disasters of Severus Snape by Strawberry Crumpet reviews
[!DH spoilers!] Six disasters that never happened to Severus Snape and one that did. Strange how every one seems to involve a certain Gryffindor...A mix of alternately angsty and fluffy Sevvy goodness spanning from the Marauders' Era to about Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Paper Crane Confession by trufflesque reviews
It all started with a routine physical examination. Eventual KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,384 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Wooing Mr Reynolds by hereswith reviews
MalRiver. River is determined to win her captain over. Set some time after the movie.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - River, Mal - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
And The World Continued To Turn by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
They had to get together sometime. Even Hinata knew it. Written for a request on LJ. SasukeNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Midnight at the Mission's Desk by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Weird conversations lead to revealations...[KakaIru].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In the absence of light by 1147694 reviews
[mild SasuNaru] Naruto knows his world has been upturned when he starts seeing things that no one else can see. Perhaps the newly returned Sasuke is the only one who really understands, and the funny thing is, Naruto wishes he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Private Thoughts by benie reviews
Vampires are physically attractive to their prey, but that isn’t always a good thing. Edward would like to be as repulsive to teenage girls as their thoughts are to him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/5/2007
Falling Is Like This by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of SasuNaru and NaruSasu fics, ficlets, and drabbles in no particular order. Just posted: Orestes Stranded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Exploring Your Textuality by Marochre reviews
[SasuNaruSasu AU friendship fic, but can be interpreted as you wish] In which Sasuke is on a bus after a lonely night out, sending text messages to Naruto, who he has never met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jasper by thenag reviews
For those of us who love us some Jasper, here are some one shots of how it began. UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007
The Cylon Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The BSG version of The Llama Song
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Never Go Back by hereswith reviews
MalRiver. A series of River centric ficlets, charting the development of a relationship between River and Mal. Set some time after the movie. With thanks to Geek Mama for beta reading. [Complete]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,073 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - River, Mal - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Paperwork Ninja: A Day in the Life by Goldenkizamu reviews
The Paperwork Ninja survive a typical Wednesday. Which are better than Tuesdays. Best not to ask about Tuesdays. Various Jounin start an avalanche without realizing whose wrath they have incurred. Contains Hetero & Homosexual relationships, DEAL with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Yummy by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Sometimes, Edward daydreams of Bella as a candy bar. He imagines she would taste quite good. Sometimes, Bella daydreams of snogging Edward within an inch of his life. She imagines he would taste quite good, too. [Oneshot.Fluff.BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Bella Wants by Twilight Fan Gal reviews
A prequel of sorts to What Edward Wants. Bella is thinking of Edward and decides to takes matters into her own hands. Explicit imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
What Edward Wants by Twilight Fan Gal reviews
Edward, as usual, is conflicted, but he knows what he wants. And he knows she wants him. And this is how he finally built up the control to seal the deal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Seven Deep Dark Secrets That House Could Have Had by Roga reviews
Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2007 - J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
Another April Fools by Roga reviews
James and Peter react to an announcement made by Remus and Sirius. Seventh year MWPP, slash, rated for language, RS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Swallowed a Fly by Quillslinger reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
11 Ways to Change a Mind by FlameTwirler reviews
KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Splitting Hairs by stalkymcgee reviews
ANBU era. KakaYamish. Kakashi gets Tenzou to drop his towel. Not nearly as sexy as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Spring Cleaning by Oh.Edward reviews
Alice decides to clean out her closet, but she soon looses interest after Jasper tries to help...[AxJ fluff!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Risk Factor by stalkymcgee reviews
Fluffy Drabble. Iruka's got something on his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Wheel of Fortune by Spectrum reviews
In which Sasuke can’t sleep, Kakashi drinks tea, and the title is meant quite literally. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
The Chill of Winter by Lanse reviews
Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Count by lokogato-sama reviews
6. There are moments when everything degenerates into the bizarre, and even Neji can’t tell where reality is. [SasuNeji, NaruNeji, implied NaruSasu] [Livejournal 30kisses challenge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
The Game by vampirepenguin reviews
It's not whether you win or lose... [fluff, NejiShikamaruTemari OT3, no spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
celebrations by lokogato-sama reviews
So Kakashi doesn't really get presents on his birthday. This may be because no one knows his birthday. His records are topsecret, and he makes sure they stay that way, even out of ANBU. [Team 7 fluff, set directly after Gaara arc] [1788 words]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Picture of Health by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Some days it ain't so bad, this business of talking to things as don't keep their brains where he can see them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Mal - Complete
The Door by blackestfaery reviews
DRABBLE. Her desk had definitely seen neater, more work appropriate days. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Don't Make a Sound by FatedtoFall reviews
She has to be quiet, even if she can't quite recall why. [Neji x Hinata Kink. Except not.] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Kink by DrerrRedclaw reviews
He wonders why he'd never thought of this before. Shikatem. Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Staring Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
Their very existence was wrapped up in those allseeing white eyes, and yet it took them so long to see what was always right in front of them. Fifty themes on Neji and Hinata. [complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Of Goats and Explosives by vampirepenguin reviews
He hasn’t had short hair since he can remember. And now that damn Temari is hacking it off left and right. [ShikamaruTemari, light crack]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Synaesthesia by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Being a genius has some downsides. ShikaTem, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Problematic by vampirepenguin reviews
Tenten is usually quite good at being patient. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Candlelight by DrerrRedclaw reviews
How much do you do for someone when you're not even in love? ShikaTem, Futurefic, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Slight Emotional Miscalculation by Nagia reviews
It really sucks being seventeen. A day of training leads to an interesting discovery. To think he'd been watching for three whole years... [Nejiten] [For Cyberwolf.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Critical Point by iamzuul reviews
The Sand siblings return to Sunagakure and find that they cannot pick up the pieces of the lives they lived before. Betrayal, deception, and political conspiracies – this is the way of the Hidden Sand. Welcome home. [WiP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro
One Strike by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
One strike, and it's over. SasuNaru, though interpretable as gen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Great Things Come In Threes by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Above all, none of them expected this to be the great love that it is. GaaraSasukeNaruto for 20 Truths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Hot Kisses by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
He'd give it all up for what he thought was love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Truth About The Wildness by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
There's a feral peace in their wildness. A 20 Truths about Clan Inuzuka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sin Bin by Sintari reviews
I needed a place to store them so here it is my drabble collection! First, a Sandaime pov drabble concerning Orochimaru. Second, a short piece about Hinata. Third, a short Naruto pov sidefic to Rosemary for Remembrance. Fourth, a KakaSaku oddity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Hiruzen S., Hinata H.
War Games by desolate butterfly reviews
Crack fic! Ever wonder why they call the information files on dangerous or criminal ninjas a Bingo Book? Well, now you know. IrukaKakashi pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Soaked by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Just a moment. ShikaTem, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Class C Complete by Vee-sempai reviews
Holidays meant many things to many different people, but for a doctor, they just meant busy. A Valentine's Day present for a friend.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Simon - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 419 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Good Day by Dyce reviews
It's never easy living with someone who's disabled, especially when that person is in pain. Hermione and Severus have their happily ever after, but there are good days and bad. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Look! Look! by meleth78 reviews
Genma notices something strange about Kakashi. And Raido notices that Iruka is really hot. Ch 10 Updated 17 January 2006. KakashiIruka, GenmaRaido.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,803 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
This Is Konoha's Future by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
A 20 Truths essay about the Rookie 12. Please enjoy responsibly!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
20 Truest Things About Iruka and Kakashi by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Written for 20Truths. The Twenty Truest Things About Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi, as written by creepycrawly
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
And This is Love by Hime reviews
Sakura is sure. Sasuke isn't. And Naruto is just Naruto. [NaruSakuSasu oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2005
Stone Skipping by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Curious Habits by Spectrum reviews
Naruto still wants to know just why Hatake Kakashi covers two thirds of his face.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto World Facts of Life by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
A collection of drabbles based around certain concepts and ideas of the Naruto-world. Herein lay humor and angst and Gai knitting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
In Peril by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Cliffsides are generally bad places to get into arguements. Team 7 fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2005
Fruit by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
That's not a banana, Naruto. NaruSasu drabble, humor and implied sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2005
Some Days by Chainlinks reviews
Slash. Seamus and Dean have their reasons for flirting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
And Ashes by Saro reviews
SasuNaru. Yaoi.--Sasuke couldn’t remember the last time he was so self-conscious with a sword; he’d trained for years with them. The weapon should have been part of him, something essential as a hand or a foot or an eye. Now the accustomed grip felt clu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
Butterbeer Caps by Rashaka reviews
Luna Lovegood drabbles, no order or connection. 4 new chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Luna L.
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
House Of Leaves by honeyblood reviews
[Part 1: Naruto-centric, spoilers upto chapter 244, AU] The mission to retrieve Sasuke goes horribly, horribly right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Symphony of Opposites by Chevira Lowe reviews
A series of unrelated drabblefics highlighting opposite character constructs. Third chapter. Ino, Chouji, and a bag of chips.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/15/2005
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Alarming Morning by Nattish reviews
-Harry/Draco- All Harry wants to do is sleep. But there is an annoying alarm clock to deal with, not to mention an annoying lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Now You Know by gelfling reviews
It’s funny when a girl hits a guy. It’s funny when a dog hits a guy, as Scott Adams of Dilbert noted. It’s not funny when a guy hits a girl or a dog. It would’ve worked better considering the personalities if it’d been the other way but… I had
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2004
This Future Place by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Ten years in the future; the trials of being someone like Neji in love with someone like Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/17/2004
Growth Spurt by Wicked Innuendo reviews
SAKURA and NARUTO confront SASUKE about a little black number that they don't entirely approve of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
A Series of Meetings by maudlinrose reviews
In which Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy meet up for the first time since Hogwarts in, of all places, a Muggle pub. One-shot. A Christmas giftfic for M.S.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Learning How to Breathe by Sunfreak reviews
Because some things have to change, and others never will. HinaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2003
Hell is for Neji by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2003
First Frost by Moonsheen reviews
In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2003
The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master by Lady Alice Kyteler reviews
Snape, Hermione ... domestic bliss? A record of daily life at Hogwart's after the War, as seen through the eyes of the recently-married Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Relations: Family and Otherwise by Jas Masson reviews
“Great,” said Malfoy, in disgust, “that’s just great. That’s the second time in so many days I’ve crashed at a sporting activity. I’m wearing a Weasley jumper of all bloody things. I’m skating with Harry Potter. And to cap it all off I
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
My Journey In Hell by gelfling reviews
On a normal day, Sasuke has died of lousy management. To the rescue goes Naruto! To save him from the demons of Hell, he braves old spouses, debtors, and flat soda! Sasuke's packing fire power to take on the devil! Shonen ai, swearing, strange humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2003
The Sun by Moonsheen reviews
This is not the worst moment of Neji's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2003
Cause and Effect by Lady Jaida reviews
Twinslash. In failing to retrieve the Keymaker, Number One and Number Two return to the Merovingian to find he has something planned in the way of both punishment and entertainment. R&R.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/26/2003
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Morning After by Moonsheen reviews
...Otherwise known as damage control. Semi-sequel to The Golden Rule. Sasunaru. Implied yaoi. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2003
Taking That Walk by Nacey reviews
Sequel to Driven to Distraction. Harry and Hermione go for that walk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/4/2003
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2002
Erised by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A drabble is a story of exactly one hundred words. This is one about Dumbledore, and why he sees what he does in the mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2002