Freddy Fazbear's tale has come to a close. Mike and the girl inside the Puppet are the only two left who know the full story, and the older man has adopted the last pizzeria's sole survivor in all but name. But neither of them expected the ghosts of the murdered children to return, nor did they expect their family to expand so dramatically in such a short time. Now on AOx3.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Some people have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, but not Zuko. Divergence from the end of Blue Spirit.

(Sequel to Can't Go Home Again and Almost Feels like Home) Freddy Fazbear's has returned from the grave and brought something of hatred and agony with it. Their livelihoods on the line, Mike, Marionette, and the others must learn to handle this new threat. This is easier said than done once Foxy finds himself snared by the new location, and the white rabbit now pulling the strings.

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

A mixed story/documentation piece describing much of the technology of the ME universe, including that which is only found in the Premiseverse. Some light language and a few morally questionable research descriptions. As with all my documentation type stories, this one is free to use by anyone who needs is.

A full novelization of the DOOM universe. The Union Aerospace Corporation is the largest company in human history. They are about to open a portal to another dimension, a hellish wasteland that is home to pure evil. And once they open that door, they won't be able to close it, and all of mankind will have to pay the price for their hubris...

/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?

Life is weird, but at the end of the day, we've gotta keep moving forward and all that. Join this unnamed protagonist as they traverse through a familiar land encompassing an unfamiliar sin. Hilarity, tragedy, gijinka/anthro (humanized), and various pop culture references will ensue. Rated M for lemons, language, and puns. Adopted from the OG theirself, Mushroomstoryperson.

As they plan their rescue of Ryan and confrontation with Stormfront, The Boys and Becca Butcher, find themselves transported to another universe. This new universe is full of superhero teams most prominently, The Justice League. Meanwhile, the League find themselves forced in a tenuous alliance with Vought International and the Seven.

"Day of Wrath" is primarily posted on SpaceBattles, where you can also find links to our Discord server and Twitter, where I regularly post project updates. Warning: "Day of Wrath" contains profanity, graphic depictions of violence, mature themes, and potentially disturbing content. Please read at your own discretion.

The AU where Oliver, Barry, and Kara survive Lian Yu together for years, raising a baby Kal-El, and are eventually rescued – by the League of Assassins. (Note: This version is unedited. For main, edited version, go to AO3)

Another take on my ongoing "Switch has a slightly odd brain" theme. Today: Calibrating the jack-in parameters for the first visit of the construct, not everything is going as smoothly as planned. No character was permanently harmed in the making of this story. Might contain traces of a random OC because I needed an operator for this alternate timeline.

An elite military unit takes over an obscure Alaskan nuclear disposal facility. They have threatened to launch a nuclear missile if the US government does not hand over the body of Big Boss. The only man who can successfully infiltrate the facility and thwart the terrorists' plans is the legendary Solid Snake. Based off the bestselling PSX game. CH 30 UP! Please R&R

Harry wants to use the power of science to invent magical space travel, while Hermione is a celebrity Auror-in-training who wants to fight injustice. However, the two of them, in spite of their intelligence, can't seem to figure out how romance works. Based on characters from HPMOR.

[Complete] Three years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes. [Canon divergent from The Day of Black Sun; working on editing earlier chapters] [Cover art by Axxonu from the Distorted Reality webcomic, used with permission]

No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Ficlet collection centered around life in the Oldest House.

A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.

After altering JKR's books [and assorted fanfics] 250 ways HDD hit retirement age. Never fear, his son picks right up. Anything may happen, be it canon or fanfic. Beloved character gets earful; villain redeemed; comic relief. Sequel 1shots are planned. Suggestions welcome. Retired as reached 250. See everyone in *Daughter Of HDD*

Jesse has a growth, and decides to confide in Emily. Unfortunately, it leaves both of them in an awkwrd position. Neither can really work without the other so they're going to have to figure something out. Futanari

This is a Half-Life 2 retelling, with the focus on Gordon Freeman as a deeply troubled character overcoming his trauma and inner conflict. [In progress]

A collection of Five Nights at Freddy's short stories and drabbles created from prompts on Tumblr. There's a little of everything in this body of work. (Multiple genres, ships, and storylines.)

AU. During Mike Schmidt's tenure, strange and terrifying things lead to the discovery of a hidden room, and a strange, empty animatronic suit that holds more than a few dark secrets to the past. Initially lured to Freddy Fazbear's with his own mystery to solve, Mike finds himself delving deeper into tragedies long since forgotten...and the one behind them.

Prepare for trouble and make it double! Flavia Maya Lilith Knight is back and so are the migraines! It's time to spork. Kind of like MST3K, but in written format and not even remotely as funny. TRIGGER WARNING: Bad plot, bad grammar, bad jokes.

Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.

Harry Potter dies for the 7th time, forcing Death to have a face to skull talk with the young man. After learning of the betrayals heaped upon him, as well as the horrors Voldemort and his followers would go on to perpetrate, Harry agrees to go back as an employee of Death, LLC. This story is an adult comedy based loosely on the Reptilia28 challenge.

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything.

A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.

[Sequel to Dysthymia] Yassen knew Hunter's stupid orphan was going to get him killed. Forced to make a deal with the SVR, the contract killer leaps straight from the frying pan and into the fire: while the SVR might be willing to put up with them, that certainly doesn't mean MI6, Scorpia, or even the Russian mob are feeling nearly as forgiving. Destiny is fucking with him again.

The Cycle of the Avatar has held for thousands of years. Other Cycles can stretch far, far longer. An A:tLA/Mass Effect Cross-Over

Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?

Everyone called him the Boy Who Lived, but what they didn't realize was, well, he didn't. Death just kept returning him because he found the child fascinating for some strange reason. What happens when Death's best friend happens to be a mortal that finds it hard to stay living? Well, if he has to make sure people know to leave his Harry alone, that's just what he's going to do.

Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...

Peter rethinks his life, realising being a hero is more painful and not exciting anymore. There might be an alternative; everyone on the ground sees him as a criminal, why not become one?

One day after a mission Iruka decides to take in Naruto Uzumaki. What could possibly go wrong? Well... it looks like Naruto just turned off his personal gravity. Oh, and Shisui is prone to sugar highs. Who would've guessed?

In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)

Shikimaru becomes the world's strongest ninja. By doing absolutely nothing. What is his secret? [Oneshot]

Love makes monsters of us all.

Ever wonder about what's going on in Shepard's head? Explore his mind as he makes his way around Mass Effect 2, dealing with resurrection and trying to save the universe. Rated M, for swearing. Now nearing the end of Mass Effect 3! Now undergoing REMASTERING!

(Sequel to Can't Go Home Again) Mike and Marionette's lives are suddenly thrown back off the rails when one devastating moment lands them with a responsibility they never anticipated. Now with the task of adjusting to an unexpected situation, the human and puppet must rebuild their lives around the loss of another's.

A companion piece to "New Vegas: Sheason's Story," where Sheason Fisher will answer your lingering questions about Sheason's Story. Strap in, folks, because the characters have gone more than a little bit Meta on us. Obviously, this isn't canon; this is a coping mechanism for the author, because he can't afford therapy. Anonymous "questions" will be deleted, no exceptions.

[Post-Story] With few leads on dispelling the Hiss for good, Pope finds one in the Synchronicity Lab and the Victorian Mirror. With time against the FBC, and progress slow, they decide to investigate the mirror once more. Though, in retrospect, she probably should've approached it more carefully... Now, she'll have to deal with the world beyond the Mirror... by and with herself.

Two colons in one title? This can only mean one thing - a sequel! HIVE: The Abridged Series returns in this possibly more interesting fanfic that may or may not be any better than the first one! Who's hyped? Rated T for frequent strong language. So... it did take me 4 and a half years to upload chapter 15, but it's been 7 years since the last HIVE book so don't complain.

Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee

(Sequel to Malaise) Yassen always knew his mid-life crisis would be spectacular. Breaking out of prison was supposed to make things easier. If evading every agency on the planet wasn't hard enough, underestimating Alex's withdrawal, escalating drug use, and physical health's capacity to worsen indefinitely certainly didn't help matters. This is what he gets for getting attached.

Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.

It's cold. That's the first thing she notices. The second is that she's not dead. Elizabeth knows three things: One, she *should* be dead. Two, she should not be waking up two years after the fact, with no memory of how it happened. Three, she's pretty sure the guy she almost bludgeoned to death is trying to help her escape, and no one in their right mind would do *that.* Right?

This story was born from a stupid shower thought, "what would happen if you input a probability of zero into the Infinite Improbability Drive". A stupid question deserves a stupid answer, which I've tried to provide while honoring the humor and style of Douglas Adams. The result is a 14 billion year diversion from the main story which has no impact in the end. Well sort of.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, of which version 4.0 is a wholly remarkable excerpt from which, for copyright reasons, all Guide entries authored by field researchers other than amiddle811879, have been deleted.

Azula openly admits to her insecurities during 'The Beach' episode, setting off a chain of events that make her question everything she's ever believed in. How will this effect her going forward? Can she avoid the path of self destruction before it's too late? Slight AU. Rated T for adult themes

Aang awakes from his century-long hibernation to look up into Fire Nation eyes, and Mai finds that her trip to the South Pole has taken a turn for the exciting. In this Alternate Universe, the only thing more powerful than love is the call of betrayal. Mai is a founding member of the gAang and adventure'n'intrigue ensue, but this will NOT rehash the cartoon.

In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.

Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]

Having survived the Reaper War and saved the galaxy, all Shepard wants is to rest, relax and maybe get some sushi. Sadly, none of that will happen. A partial novelization of Mass Effect 3: Citadel.

Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]

Long ago, an insane author made a Percy Jackson fanfic so bad, My Immortal paled in comparison. Now, a bored (and frankly, not much better) fanfic writer has decided she will spork this fanfic for her own amusement. Kind of like MST3K, but in written format and not even remotely as funny.

A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.

A collection of goofy alternate takes on canon scenes.

Sasuke exacts vengeance upon the man responsible for the demise of his clan. [AU. Darkfic. Oneshot.]

/AU/ Darth Vader puts together the truth about his captive. Oneshot.

I decided to try my hand at developing a timeline that would be feasible in the ME universe for a humanity that has been space faring for 50,000 years. So, look inside to see my own take on how a 50,000-year-old space capable humanity would develop and prepare the galaxy for the Reaper onslaught. Serious HFY! story. Complete

Yassen knew it wouldn't end well for little Alex. The assassin's dull existence within the secret prison in Gibraltar is disrupted suddenly by the little spy's arrival. Babysitting a traumatized teenager with violent fits, mood swings, and who firmly believes they're both dead wasn't exactly how Yassen imagined he'd spend his retirement. This stupid family.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

It's been a few months since Artemis Fowl has been mindwiped by the LEP when he notices peculiar glitches around, and ends up discovering an uncanny dimension : the Wired. Artemis' lust for power takes over, and as he has forgotten all about his spark of decency, the fairies will face the consequences of distrusting him. Set after The Eternity Code.

Neo notices something strange about his life outside the Matrix. Oneshot.

Luke has a disturbing conversation or two. Perhaps he's the sane one in the Skywalker family. [Parody. Oneshot.]

When time has run out and the Reapers come to consume all in their path, then a hero must rise to lay old conflicts to rest, rally allies and enemies alike and challenge fate for the sake of the galaxy itself. A novelization of Mass Effect 3.

Kyuubi rewards Naruto for its freedom. Oneshot. AU. Diverges between p. 13 and p. 14 of Chapter 439.

Karin explains the truth of Sarada's parentage to Suigetsu. (Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody.)

Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.

A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Mike inherits his former boss' home after his death. Though he may have inherited a bit more than he expected once he actually goes inside. Now Mike is stuck in a situation he never expected, trying to keep himself together while figuring out what really happened at the Pizzeria, and what happened to the animatronic he is now stuck with.

The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.

Sequel to Containment and Binding Energy. Firestorm has returned to Central City to help a newly awakened Barry Allen adjust to life as a metahuman - but General Eiling is still after the nuclear superhero and coming home isn't always as easy as it sounds.

All things considered, it's probably for the best. Jane got to be the Hero. I got to be the Villain. And I can live with that.

What if Noble Six was saved from his death by the Pillar of Autumn, and then became Master Chief's Partner-in-Crime? One, a lone wolf by choice, one a lone wolf by fate. AU. First Fanfic so i apologize in advance.

Sequel to Containment. Ronnie and Martin are on the run from Eiling, but they're still strangers, and they have to learn not only how to harness Firestorm's abilities, but also get along in the meantime, if they're going to survive the army general's attacks.

In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.

Shepard asks a certain creature some questions, and talks a bit about a certain ancient human science-fiction series. Crackfic. Spoilers for Leviathan DLC. Oneshot.

Shepard has a few inconvenient questions for the Catalyst. Oneshot. Pro-Destroy.

AU. Ronnie Raymond and Martin Stein are stable from their first fusion, without the need of a quantum splicer, but that doesn't mean either Ronnie or Martin has any idea of what is going on. Or that they're even capable of unmerging.

Buttefly Effect - A part of chaos theory that postulates that a small change can lead to heavy repercussions down the line. For example, something as small as a butterfly flapping its wings could cause a storm in some other place later on. Quiet flaps her wings, and the world changes.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.

A study of the biological origins, theory and powers of biotics, along with the various perspectives on biotics that the races of the Mass Effect universe have. Updated with new powers as time goes by. Free to use for all.

As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)

Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

Jasmine, a futa squirrel anthro (just roll with it) has just gotten a new job at Fazbear's Funland, with no idea what kind of surprises were waiting for her. Inspired by the comic JasminexBonnie and JasminexFoxy.

Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.

Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively.

Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/

The Dursleys take their "you were nothing but a burden" argument to the courts. Who does the Hero of the Wizarding World turn to? The man who started his legal career with a report on the proper thickness of potions cauldrons. This is a serious attempt at the oft-humorous plot. SBPOA Universe.

The daughter of the slayer. The man in the suit. Thirty years later. Only one is leaving Fazbear's Fright alive.

[Spoilers For Entire Game] "If we're really friends, you won't come back." After sparing the final boss and facing the consequences for their actions up 'til then, the fallen child takes those words to heart and resets. The next time will be better, but a question still lingers: what does it mean to be "friends"? If they keep going, maybe they'll learn the answer...

Frisk was living on the surface with their new family. Everything was perfect except, the dreams that seem to belong to someone else. Something is left undone. The past is pulling them back. The world is reset, everything is undone. Somehow, they have to break the cycle and save everyone, and themselves. (pacifist run spoilers)

Little extra scenes throughout the plot of Metal Gear Solid V, along with an epilogue.

He thought she had left for good, to never see her again and she would be in a place so far, far away. She never had left, she's bidding for her time until they meet again and she was in a place closer than he'd ever imagine. This is a Venom Snake/Quiet fic. Warning: Rating may change without prior notice.

AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.

Life on Mother Base can be fun. It can be sad. It can be manic. It can be heartwarming. It can be terrifying. It can be depressing. It can be hopeful. But there is one thing the men and women stationed in the Seychelles can all agree on: it is *never* dull.

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

Will a Humanity that has struggled with the death of their sun survive the coming storm? Or will they succumb like so many others to their enemies? The Rachni Wars rage, and Humanity has entered the galactic stage with new ideas, and new ways to wage war.

A Worm x MGSV crossover. Three months after she was found in her locker, Taylor Hebert wakes up in a hospital room. A sequence of short scenes, meant largely to be humorous. Not actually a fic where Taylor triggers with an alternate set of powers. The story is now concluded, and up for adoption/continuation.

Snake lies against the gravestone from the end of MGS4... and kills himself. He experiences flashes, until he wakes up half dead on Shadow Moses Island.

This is designed to start after chapter 102 of Eliezer Yudkowsky's "Harry Potter and the methods of rationality" (google hpmor). It was written by a fan waiting impatiently (but constructively) for the story to be finished. Read it before this. As usual, characters are owned by Rowling or Yudkowsky. Update: Minor wording improvements.

Harry Potter got drunk, and while drunk fell back in time, married Bellatrix Black, and took the name Harry Peverell. Now, years latter, his children are on the way to Hogwarts, and his wife has a conversation with her sisters. Crack/Humor story. M for conversations featuring adult content and to stay on the safe side but noting explicit. Harry/Bellatrix. HELLATRIX ONESHOT COMPLETE

It was like any other night, with Mike trying to survive. But when something happens and the bots begin acting differently around him, his usual routine is forever changed.

A continuation of the Alternative Universe story in "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken," as Major-Commander Shepard deals with her promotion, a series of threats that could take down the government of the SA, and the ramifications of humanity joining the Council. Includes Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky. M for language and violence. FShep/Liara. Coauthor Progman. Now complete.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

HPMOR meta-fanfic, starting with Harry left in Hogwarts having one week left until Voldemort comes back to kill him.

Canon up to the Trio returning from The Horcrux Hunt. Civil Wars don't always stay confined to a country's borders. Especially when others decide their interests will be affected. Due to illness I'm setting this aside until at least January 2016. HIATUS

My answer to the final exam in chapter 113 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality In which Harry has an argument in his head and realises something very important.

Dante and the animatronics are back for round two... Is Freddy ready?

The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.

Aang isn't up for celebrating this year during the war anniversary. Instead, he decides to reminisce on the past with a bottle of sake and Toph Bei Fong. They were only twelve and now they were forty two. How did that happen so fast?

Naruto is beginning to regret ever bragging to the Bijuu about his stamina (or at least he's doing that in the little intervals he can think coherently in between all the sex and mind-numbing pleasure).

AU. Humanity makes First Contact with the galaxy peacfully, and the resulting technological and cultural exchanges successfully obliterate next to all Renegade beliefs the species holds. This is the world of Mass Effect where the human race is one made up virtually entirely of idealists. Inspired by College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations.

In a comedic mini-continuation of my "Revelations" storyline, Dante breaks a machine in a third-rate kid's themed pizza parlor and has to work off the damages. Shouldn't be so bad, right?

What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?

Synthetic Saga 1- Mike Schmidt is desperate. He's lost his job. The rent is piling up. He's on his last few dollars. He has no friends, he's unwilling to ask his family for help. Until he's apparently saved in the form of a new security job at a local pizzeria. On his first night working there, he learns there's a lot more than meets the eye about Freddy's. And it's not that bad

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

Can't be bothered to actually read the books? This is a 100% accurate summary of what happened. Well, let's call it 90%. Rated T for frequent strong language.

Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.

Once upon a time a dashing N7 Commander ran into a dark and scary alley to rescue a young Quarian girl who just happened to have really valuable information he needed. He had no idea who he was about to meet, and what impact she would have on the rest of his life. A comic romance which spans all three games and beyond.

Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.

The goodbyes have been said, the tears have been shed, and now they're ready to keep going. While in London for chips and a visit to Shareen, Rose and the Doctor check into Royal Hope to investigate plasma coils building up around the hospital and end up in the middle of a Judoon inquiry - Season 3 rewrite (featuring 10, Rose, and Martha) COMPLETE.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

A world where both Project Freelancer and the Spartan programs existed. AU of course. Note: Like RVB this is a bit light-hearted and overly humorous to the point of being a parody at first, but it gets a bit more serious and dark as time goes on. R&R.

A fanfic series focusing on Shepard and Tali's friendship, romance, and love, spanning Mass Effect 1 through speculative Mass Effect 3.

They were so few women on Mother Base, yet somehow Snake manged to run into explicable situations with every single one of them, whether it be giving them the wrong idea and/or accidentally seeing them naked...

Kal'Reegar vas Rayya: Quarian Migrant Fleet Marine. Chosen of Journeys. Autochthon: The God of the Forge and eccentric inventor. Following the resolution of the first phase of the Reaper War, the Titan-cum-God has realized he can fix the Great Curse. But he needs the tools he made- the ones he left in Creation.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*

Voldemort's portrait is hung in Hogwarts after his defeat. Eternity is a very, very, very long time.

The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.

Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!

Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.

A fan novelization of the Iron Man Trilogy. Weapons developer Tony Stark is taken prisoner, by men using his own weapons. Upon his escape, and forced to reconsider his life, Tony Stark vows to redeem himself, as the invincible Iron Man.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

[NOVEL.] [COMPLETE.] Isaac and Ellie have survived the horrors of the Sprawl, but it's not over till a stomp to the Necromorph's face. Rest for Isaac is going to be a long time coming. Isaac-centric. Isaac/Ellie. Post-DS 2, bridging DS 2 to DS: Salvation. Special thanks goes to Captain Crazy-Nonsense and Tayta Malikai for the beta-reading.

AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.

Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker

Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters. A novelization of Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 2: Overlord.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

A man's past is not past. His actions in his younger years are what shape him, guide him, and define him today. It is his choice, however, as to whether the darker moments of his life control his future.

There is a very good reason why most AIs either become insane, murderous, corrupt, or all three, and he is so angry, he would kill them all if he could. Oneshot, and rather dark and hopefully disturbing.

Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

It was not the beginning of the end. It was not the end of the end. It was simply the end of the beginning.

A rampage by an insane psychic on an Alliance colony draws the attention of Commander Shepard, Citadel Spectre and former FEAR point man. Events are set in motion that may mean the death of a galaxy, or salvation from the Reapers. ME/FEAR fusion.

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

John Connor was aware the War was coming his whole life. Kate Brewster was not. This is their story, and the story of the war to retake the Earth. PostT3. AU From Terminator Salvation.

If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)

For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.

Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.

Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this. A novelization of Mass Effect.

AU In a world where Aang died during the Purges of the Air Nomads a hundred years ago, a new Avatar appears. One who doesn't desire the title. But she must embrace her destiny or the world will burn. Abandoned.

Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.

DISCONTINUED. What if Zuko was the favored child of Ozai and Azula was not? Mostly Azula-centric. So far, pairings include Maiko and Yukka, but are not a central focus of the story. Inspired by kitsuK8's "Good Azula" and "Evil Zuko" oekaki sketches on deviantART.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Left to their own devices, Smith and Morpheus bicker about the definition of 'mammals' and 'viruses', Cypher's motivation, how efficient Agents are, and whether or not the machines have an obligation to take care of the environment, among other things.

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

The sands of time did not allow the Avatar to stop the Second Comet. Now, a decade later, the Avatar awakens to a world where the balance is broken, but where hope has not yet been extinguished.

Series of drabbles. Aperture Science wants to give Gordon cake.

Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.

[MGS3] “Do you always go around eating suspicious-looking frogs, sir?” EVA, Ocelot. Implied SnakeOcelot, courtesy of EVA’s runaway imagination. Spoilers, language, one-shot.