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Joined 02-28-07, id: 1229713, Profile Updated: 11-26-12
Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Kick-Ass, and Suite Life series.

Hello! I am warning you now that my profile is really long and it has a bunch of random stuff. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Ok, most of my pieces on here were written a while back. Since then, I'd like to think that I have improved upon my writing skills. So I do now realize that my pieces could certainly use some edition and revision. Maybe I'll get around to doing that one day... And maybe not. :P I already have fixed some stuff in Confession by a Starry Pool, and I reposted it... But even that was a while ago. :/ My time is occupied by things other than writing these days, I guess.

I also have an account on FictionPress, with the same username and almost the same profile.

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TO ANYONE WHO'S STILL WAITING FOR THE FINAL UPDATE ON MY STORY INEXPLICABLE:

1. I sincerely apologize for keeping you waiting for a new chapter time and time again. v.v

2. Thank you so very much for staying with the story, despite the long breaks in between updates. I haven't received any new reviews in quite a while (which is perfectly understandable since I haven't updated in quite a while), but those positive reviews I have gotten mean a lot and greatly affect my self-esteem when it comes to my writing. I appreciate it. _

3. Unfortunately, this story is on hiatus indefinitely. I'm sorry to those who are still waiting for the last chapter to be uploaded, although it's likely that no one is following anymore due to inactivity. If anyone is out there, don't get your hopes up for that final chapter. It won't be posted anytime soon, if ever. I simply have lost my passion for Inexplicable, and I'm totally clueless as to how I want to end it. I have started the last chapter, but every time I open the file to try to continue, I just end up staring at the few existing paragraphs for a few minutes before closing it again. Writer's block is really freaking killer. As in, it can really freaking kill a potentially good story. :P Sorry again, but do keep a half-open eye out. I may finish it... someday... *Voice trails off dramatically*

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Name: Emily

Gender: technically female; equivocally female and male

Age: 20

Birthday: November 26, 1992

Interests/Hobbies/Likes: KPOP (Korean pop), vampires, yaoi, owls, fantasy, food, movies, music, pixel dolling, rainbows, cute stuff, video games, roleplaying, horror, imagination, TV, sleeping, randomness, reading, science fiction, insanity, craziness, fun, magic, knick knacks, intelligence, writing, immaturity, maniacal laughter, fun museums (key word: "fun"), proper grammar and spelling, swimming, animals, cartoons, colorfulness, corny and cheesy jokes, sugar, ninjas, oddness, weirdness, horses, dreaming, glowsticks, PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals)

Pets: I have a miniature schnauzer named Zelda (after the video game xD). She's salt-and-pepper-colored. I also have a cat named Mew-Mew. She used to be called Noel, but I thought that name was utterly dull. She's a calico with tan, black, and white fur. And I recently got a hamster! :3 She is the cutest thing ever ever ever. She's golden-colored with little white legs and feet! D'awww. Her name's Chi (pronounced "chee"), but I always call her Hammy, 'cause she's my little hammy! x3 Awww, my cute wittle adorable wittle hammy. SO FREAKING CUTE!!!

Random Facts:
-I sometimes have outbursts of both speech and laughter.
-I'm incredibly fickle, indecisive, impatient, pessimistic, optimistic, unsociable, lazy, obsessive, compulsive, obsessive-compulsive, passionate, open-minded, stubborn, selfish, opinionated, easily amused, easily angered, easily distracted, easily bored, finicky, cautious, impulsive, and emotional. Yeah, a few of those may seem like they conflict, but I'm complicated, all right? xD I know for a fact (this is under Random Facts) that every one of those describes me to some degree. I'm just a living contradiction... which reminds me of those Starburst commercials. And now I want some Starburst.
-I am weird/odd/strange/insane/whichever word you prefer.
-I have no siblings, a fact of which I am sometimes glad and sometimes sad.
-I must wear contacts or glasses. My vision is positively dreadful.
-I'm a packrat, and I collect tons of stuff, some of which my parents (and others) consider to be junk.
-I wuv teh aminals! Squeeeee
-No, but really. I love animals.
-I love Asian guys and anything related to Asia, and I wish I were Asian.
-I love vampires, and I wish I were a vampire.
-I love gay guys, and I wish I were a guy so I could go out with a gay guy.
-I wish a lot because my life isn't how I want it to be.
-I am not emo, gothic, scene, punk, or anything else; I hate labels.
-I'm a YouTube junkie.
-I must always type with proper grammar and spelling, and speak with proper grammar. I do use a lot of incomplete sentences (fragments), but that's a stylistic choice, and should not be taken into consideration if critiquing my grammar. :P
-I hardly ever text or even use my cell phone at all.
-I want to be an editor of novels and a part-time author (if I'm good enough at writing, which isn't likely to ever happen).
-I'm pretty much a loser in the grand scheme of things. And in school. xD
-I get really obsessed with different things sporadically. These are different from my permanent obsessions, such as Asians and vampires. These are temporary and may last anywhere from a couple days to months, and I may revisit them at any time. A few temporary obsessions have turned into permanent obsessions, though.

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MAH FAVORITES

Animals: Horses and owls

Colors: Lime green, black, hot pink, and turquoise

Foods: Chicken (fried only, meaning chicken strips, nuggets, etc.), potatoes (in mashed or fry form), Italian bread and butter, pretty much any sugary food, and many, many more

TV Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Dirty Jobs, The Suite Life on Deck, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Wizards of Waverly Place, Vampire Knight, Pokemon, Storm Hawks, Moonlight, Supernatural, Lost, SpongeBob SquarePants, Death Note, Malcolm in the Middle, The Mighty Boosh, America's Next Top Model, Persons Unknown, Regular Show, Adventure Time, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The Powerpuff Girls, Face Off, Family Guy, Wipeout, Minute to Win It, Junjou Romantica, House, The Office, Metalocalypse, Pokemon, pretty much anything on Animal Planet, Hoarders, and many more

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Avatar, Kick-Ass, Role Models, Stardust, Shelter, Underworld, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, The Ring, The Hills Have Eyes, Pirates of the Caribbean, James and the Giant Peach, Spiderman, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Matrix, The Last Unicorn, Tarzan, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Cars, Princess Mononoke, The Black Cauldron, The Lion King, The Grudge, The Golden Compass, Coraline, Red Eye, Ice Age, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, X-Men, Tristan and Isolde, Holes, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Aristocats, Brother Bear, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Edward Scissorhands, Black Beauty, Shrek, Corpse Bride, and many, many more

Books: Warriors series, Harry Potter series, Twilight series, The Demonata series, The Bartimeaous Trilogy, Poison, Goosebumps, The Da Vinci Code, Scary Stories Treasury, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Vampire Knight manga, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Downsiders, any John Bellairs book, any Eva Ibbotson book, The Silver Kiss, Skellig, The Beasties, Keys to the Kingdom series, The Last of the Really Great Wangdoodles, Tantalize, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, The Vampire Chronicles, Coraline, Blood and Chocolate, and many, many, many more (most of which are of the fantasy genre)

Video Games: Red Dead Redemption, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Prototype, Assassin's Creed II, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, various Pokemon games, and many more

Music: Kpop, Kpop, and more Kpop. That's all I listen to nowadays.

Computer Games: Zoo Tycoon 2, The Sims 2, Rollercoaster Tycoon, and many... actually, no more xD

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or have a thumbwar with yourself. If you are crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth.
I've hurt myself, so I MUST be emo.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm gay or lesbian, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm Arabic, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch or a bastard.
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm democratic, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I have dreadlocks, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a girl, so I MUST be afraid of worms, snakes, spiders, and any other creepy crawlie.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm a female cheerleader, so I MUST be a stuck-up whore.
I'm a girl and I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I'm an Italian guy, so I must have a big penis.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm pretty or handsome, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have straight-A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a girl and I have a bunch of guys who are friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a guy and I have a bunch of guys who are friends, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a girl and I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a guy and I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a girl with big boobs, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a Brazilian girl, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Hawaiian, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm an Asian guy, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader or gymnast, so I MUST be gay.
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I wear bright colors, so I MUST be scene.
I'm preppy, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m Christian, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch or bastard.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I MUST be a satanist.
I am a fangirl or fanboy, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I am American, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on Earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype applied to me.
I'm British, so I MUST have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.
I'm pagan, so I MUST worship satan.
I'm conservative, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm a Swedish girl, so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong.
I am wiccan, so I MUST be a satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
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I don’t curse, so I MUST be an outcast.
I’m a male jock, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm a girl and I don’t want a boyfriend, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a boy and I don't want a girlfriend, so I MUST be gay.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I’m Russian, so I MUST love vodka and caviar.
I'm from New York, so I MUST be in a gang.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST have no morals.
I'm a girl with short hair, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a guy with long hair, so I MUST be gay.
I'm overweight, so I MUST be a lazy, food-obsessed pig.
I don't do drugs or drink alcohol, so I MUST be a prude.
I have side bangs that sometimes cover one of my eyes, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and assumptions and think people should stop judging others, then copy and paste this into your profile, bold the things that are true for you, and add any more you can think of.

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Wow. Did you actually read my whole profile? O.O Or did you just scroll down to the bottom? ...Yeah, I thought so.

This is Roseminty signing out from the I-AM-WEIRD-AND-KIND-OF-CRAZY network! OUT!

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Heartfelt Misconceptions by BlendedMinds reviews
The boys have begun an intimate relationship, but the course to true love never did run smooth. There is always a few bumps in the road and a few twists and turns. Warning Twincest!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Cody M., Zack M., Carey M.
Honey's Other Side by thatkidthatfedyoutoaquig reviews
Honey has this other side, a perhaps not so innocent one, and it's only for Mori's eyes. Basically this whole thing is pointless. Slash. Lime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Protector by martialartist816 reviews
Series of connected oneshots about Honey and Mori. PWP, yaoi, future smut... I think that's it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Snowstorm by celtic7irish reviews
For them, lovemaking had always been about both fun as well as pleasure. After all, what was the point in taking something like this so seriously? Hikaru x Kaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
no rest for the weary by SlashPassion reviews
A nap may be what Mitsukuni needs, but it's not what he wants, and definitely not what he gets. HoneyxMori. Accurate content rating is accurate.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Unexpected pleasure by Hikikomori reviews
For Loki, pleasuring himself when having his brother in the same bed is a very tricky thing to do without getting caught...
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
To the Victor Go the Spoils by TheQueenieM reviews
Just how thin is the proverbial thin line between love and hate? The exact width of Quidditch uniform fabric, apparently. Our favorite Seekers discover that competition really does bring out the best in people. -snerk- Mature content: adults only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
obsession by Mikutachi reviews
Taemin is used to being the boy on the sidelines, with all the attention in the world except from one person. Finally, the person he wants sees him and it escalates to something he didn't expect. SHINee. MxM lovin.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010
Brother Battle Book by Rebecca Keys reviews
Zack loves flirting with girls, though he always gets rejected. But when one date goes better than expected, Zack gets cold feet and flees. Luckily, Cody is there to pick up the pieces. Soon Cody has an identity crisis, but Zack is a man with a plan. Z/C
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,875 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Cody M., Zack M.
Lady and the Tramp by disenchantedlife reviews
Zack meets a lady, but that lady is a boy. A Tipton boy. And sadly, Zack is just a tramp, and when it comes to Tiptons, they're normally stuck on themselves; but maybe this one is different? M for later chapters. Read internal warnings. slight tw/incest.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Marbles on Glass by DarkPhoenixIncarnate reviews
The Zack and Cody movie ended feeling quite incomplete, so many plot points were left unexplored. So many powerful emotions were utterly ignored. I am working hard to correct this problem. Zack/Cody twincest. Set after the film.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Zack M., Cody M.
Triangles by DemiHuman123 reviews
Regular people tend to live regular lives. At least they seem to be regular at first. Or maybe it's just that one person's definition of regular is more bizarre to them than others. Rigby x Mordecai x Margaret. Cover art by MockingbirdFly.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,021 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Up in Flames by AmberStella reviews
What happens when our favorite twins discover fanfiction? How does the flame war end?
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
In Love by Lemoluv reviews
Jung Min x Hyung Joon side pairing , Hyung Joon x Kibum. INCEST. DONT LIKE, DONT READ! Anddddd I guess you could call this rape... haha
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Punchies by cirquets reviews
Written for the loosely-defined prompt: "Mordecai and Rigby play punchies to decide who tops and who bottoms." This is ... kind of that story?
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Cause and Consequence by Ms. Marin reviews
Red Mists accepts his twisted feelings for Kick-Ass, but does that change anything? The future takes a turn for the worse, bloodier and more brutal. Chris acts like the spoiled brat he is and Dave shows his true colors, for no hero is without flaws. SLASH
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,738 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Hangeng's Secret by Lemoluv reviews
HanChul and slight VERY little SiChul. Second story, first one-shot. This takes place in present time 08/2010 so Hangeng is not with Super Junior and Heechul's hair is currently dyed black. Heechul gets kidnapped by a horny Hangeng.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
After School by Taboo-but-tasty reviews
Kick Ass has been to Red Mists house, so when school gets out they go to have a 'play' date at Dave's. But when fun ends and they get a new mission, what will the risks be? KickAssXRedMist - lots of smut.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass
ADVENTURE TIME by I Really Hate Captchas reviews
A tale of romance, justice, and most of all, Adventure. A literary masterpiece that all fans of Adventure Time should experience.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Finn, Jake - Complete
27 SHINee Drabbles by Mitsukai Tacchi reviews
A friend of mine and I got together and wrote a combined total of 27 SHINee drabbles. Most common pairings are OnKey, JongKey, and 2Min, and the usual genres are fluff and crack.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Binding by shounenai4life reviews
Max cracks under the pressure of trying to keep a colossal, deliciously juicy secret and finally goes for what he's always wanted.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Justin R., Max R. - Complete
How Villainous by waspinthelotus reviews
SLASH. Dub-con. Orange Menace/Kick-Ass. Post-Movie. Chris still has an unhealthy, sadistic obsession with Kick-Ass, and hatches a clever plan to "possess" the intrepid superhero... self-deprication, sadomasochism, etc...
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Getting There by Taboo-but-tasty reviews
Chris wanted to show him his pad, where he was when not dressed as Red Mist, and what an office desk is really good for. KickAssXRedMist
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Christopher G./Red Mist - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by mayaslash reviews
Leonardo has been a Templar spy all along and Ezio finally finds out. Things get messy.Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Scars by Ashuuchan reviews
Based in a time before Chris' betrayal, while Red Mist and Kick-Ass are a team. Rated for sexual scene and drug usage. More chapters to come soon.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass
Deconstructive Reconstruction by usedusernames reviews
COMPLETED. MalcolmxReese slash/incest. 'Malcolm feels a scream or something like it housed in his chest cavity, trying to escape before it outgrows him. It rockets up his throat and he stifles it with an open-mouthed not-quite-kiss against Reese's jaw.'
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Samson and Delilah by Mikutachi reviews
When Super Junior is ordered to get to know the new dongsaengs SHINee via moutaintop weekend vacation, Siwon doesn't think much of the idea until Jinki changes his whole way of thinking. SHINee x Super Junior SuJu . Possibly oneshot.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009
I just want to use your love by Mikutachi reviews
Key always touches Taemin; Taemin doesn't understand it, doesn't understand his own feelings. SHINee, KeyTae
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Simple as not by Mikutachi reviews
Tell me again, magnae." Taemin is leaving, and Minho doesn't think it's for the better. SHINee, 2min.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Love Game by KeyRing reviews
L discovers Light's obsession with trashy music and one thing leads to another. L/Light, oneshot, lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
No name, cracky 2Min oneshot SHINee by Mitsukai Tacchi reviews
“Alright, what’s going on?” I asked, cringing when Jinki slid to the floor with a loud groan. “Close the door.” Kibum hissed, his eyes twinkling with what I could only describe as pure, utter insanity. Kibum is curious about Taemin's...body.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Monthly Car Deposit by eclecticxdetour reviews
WINCEST of the SamDean Persuasion Rated M for Extreme SLASH Summary: With John home Sam and Dean take their activities into the Impala.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Lick It by Moon Ecstasy reviews
So Draco is pissed and turns his wand on Harry! But Harry will have the last laugh... or at least the last smug look.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Soul, Two Bodies by possiblycrazee reviews
How could they be expected to live apart now? Fred/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Because Let's Face It by Blatantly Jennifer reviews
Because let's face it: if you were the one standing beside a naked and dripping George Weasley, well, you'd want to shag him too. Fred/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Total Eclipse by Marie Noire reviews
Warnings! SLASH! Plus, excuse my wonky formatting. Legolas and Gimli are separated after the War of the Ring and pine for each other. Winner in the
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
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Help Me? reviews
SLASH. Zack has a problem, and as usual, Cody helps him out. However, not as usual, Cody benefits as well... Oneshot. Zack/Cody. Rated M for cussing and strong sexual content.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Inexplicable reviews
SLASH. A series of shorts about Kick-Ass's and Red Mist's inexplicable connection, switching between Chris's and Dave's POVs, culminates in what they both wanted all along. Red Mist/Kick-Ass; Chris/Dave. Rated M for cussing and strong sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass
Balance reviews
"We are each other's opposite. But, in being so, we balance each other out. With all our opposing features, our minds and bodies are able to form a perfect relationship that fit together like puzzle pieces." Sharkboy/Lavagirl. Rated T for mild sensuality.
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sharkboy, Lavagirl - Complete
The Argument reviews
Set sometime during Twilight. Bella once again tries to reason with Edward about turning her into a vampire, but when he suddenly leaves, Bella's left alone and wondering what's wrong. Oneshot. Edward/Bella. Rated T for mild sensuality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love for a Kittypet reviews
Set sometime during Into the Wild. Sandpaw realizes she has feelings for Firepaw, but when a terrible plot leaves the young tom gravely injured, she may never get to tell him. Firepaw/Sandpaw. Tiny, one-sided Dustpaw/Sandpaw. Rated T for some violence.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sandstorm, Firestar - Complete
Confession by a Starry Pool reviews
When Aang confesses his love for Katara by a beautiful starry pool, what will be the results? Nice and fluffy. Oneshot. Aang/Katara; Kataang. Rated T for VERY mild sensuality.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete