johanna-cullen
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Joined 02-28-07, id: 1229734
Author has written 5 stories for Janet Evanovich, and Twilight.

Hey ! My name's Johanna, I'm 16 and I come from Canada !

this is my "website" : www.myspace.com/incredible_johanna and this one who list some of my books don't be shy, you can add me on myspace but please tell me who you are before.

Favorite books :

TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON by Stephenie Meyer ! God, I'm so obsessed with them ! I can't stop thinking about them ! Edward Cullen for president ! Who wouldn't like a beautiful vampire as president ?! ( I know he doesn't exist ! I'm NOT crazy ! )

The Outsiders ! What an amazing book ! I almost cried several times and Ponyboy Curtis is one of the most memorable fictional character ever created. Sodapop too is awesome (just look at him drooling Rob Lowe in the movie !)

The Plum series ! Three to get deadly is by far my favorite ! I'm obsessed by those books too !

Umm... ah yes ! I LOVE the Blue is for nightmare series too !

The In Death series by J. D. Robb is very good too ! For those who like the Plum universe , you HAVE to read those !

Music :

U2, The killers, Muse, The Arcade Fire, Metric, Within Temptation, The Smiths, Radiohead, Pulp, Snow Patrol, Coldplay...

Actors :

HENRY CAVILL ( I just want to kiss him on the cheek everytime I see his face ! He's so cute !), Orlando Bloom ( not only because he is beautiful ! ), JOHNNY DEPP ( who doesn't ?! ) , Eric Bana , David Thewlis ( Lupin from Harry Potter ) and MANY others ...

Favorite couples ( this is definitly the cheesiest thing I've ever wrote ) :

Bella Swan / Edward Cullen ( Twilight )

Ponyboy Curtis / Ponyboy Curtis ( I just looove him, what can I say ?! )

Alice Cullen / Jasper Hale ( Twilight )

Heathcliff / Catherine Earnshaw ( Wuthering Heights )

Eve Dallas / Roarke ( the "in death" series )

Stephanie Plum / Joe Morelli ( the "stephanie plum" series )

Actors I cannot stand :

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise ! I mean, let's face it ! They were only good in Interview with a vampire and that's because they weren't that known ! Actually, Cruise wasn't that bad in the Outsiders, he was about 20 years old !

Oh yeah , Daniel Radcliffe ! I don't know why but I really don't like him as harry Potter ! However, he wasn't THAT bad in the fifth one...

If you've reread chapter 22-23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just went to read Ch. 22-23 when i told you above...copy and paste this...

If you said "Awww..." every single minute of the movie of "The Outsiders", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Johanna-Cullen

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

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Fatal Mistake by Jaycee27 reviews
In a moment of anger, Bella makes a horrible mistake that could cost her and Edward their lives. As the danger intensifies, Edward struggles to protect Bella from the forces that outnumber them as a simple mistake turns into a fight for survival.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
Gravity by myoathkeeper reviews
At that moment, I remember myself thinking, that there was no one else in the whole world that mattered more to me. I could never again live without him – I would rather die. A fanfic that takes place right where New Moon left off...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,488 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007
what has she done? by waitingontoday reviews
Rosalie grows jealous of Edward'slove for Bella, and confronts Bella in the forest. Rosalie walks away leaving Bella beaten and dying. What happens? please RR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2007
Obscured Twilight by Jaden Ink reviews
Bella and Cory are twins, but they couldn’t be more opposite, Bella is shy, Cory is more out going, Bella is quiet and loves to read, Cory is loud and love to make music, Bella get’s to live, and Cory get’s to die. COMPLETE SUMMARY IN PROFILE! update lots
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,878 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
A Taste of the Forbidden Fruit by bugaboo107 reviews
High School years. Morelli asks Stephanie to the prom. What ensues? Threepart series. Rating may go up.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007
Never Say Die by Viviendolibra17 reviews
New Title for A Fateful Dive. What happens when Edward decides to take Bella swimming for the first time? She should be safe with Edward, right? Last chapter up: The End
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 46,039 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
I'm Ready by Kels1021 reviews
My eyes slide close, ready to except this. I won’t fight it because I want it. I’m ready to die. AU FanFic. ExB later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007
A LONG YEAR by FlamezBlaze1 reviews
After that one night with Ranger, Stephanie becomes.......REVIEW
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Repressing Emotions by x6bakablack9x reviews
Held in emotions only build and build and soon it will be too much to handle. Expecially if it can cost you your life. Stephanie will realize what its like to want to erase her pain by erasing herself.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Legend by Clueless St reviews
Like everything else in the world Bella has some unexpected changes. The only problem is can Bella survive this change? Please read this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
Bringing Down the House Too by CyborgWithGreatHair reviews
Steph has moved to Australia with her miriad of children and finds that she cannot escape the past no matter what but the future is just as unavoidable! What a brain scrambler. Guaranteed to screw with my mind!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Hot as Ice by OcherMe reviews
[Sequel to Cold as Fire]What have I done to Edward? I screamed to the voice in my head, no longer caring how crazy I looked. If anything happened to him because of me... Oh don't you worry, she assured me. He's alive, and very human. FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,322 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Never yet Forever by yami1234 reviews
No! this couldnt be happening it just couldnt. He promised that nothing was going to happen to him. He promised. The tears still kept coming Edward please dont die. Please dont die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007
Memories Everywhere by topaz addiction reviews
[Set during New Moon] While grocery shopping with Jacob an unexcepted memory creeps up on Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Sunless Summer by kati-ann reviews
What happened over the summer between Twilight and New Moon? Bella learned to hate shopping, she became closer to Edward and the Cullens, and was almost killed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 4/12/2007
Undercover by beatrice65 reviews
For the Cupcakes. Joe and Terri Gilman are going on an undercover operation shortly after Joe marries Stephanie.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,065 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006
I Didn't Want The End To Come by Addie W reviews
Bella's life, which had been much happier since her change, is about to take a turn for the worst, and there's nothing Bella can do about the impending end. &I didn’t want the end to come. But come it has, and I’m not afraid.& [Sequel to Moving On]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,735 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
The Hospital by be.my.edward reviews
What would happen if Harry didn't die? What if he held on just a bit longer? Edward thinks that Bella's in the hospital, and that it's all his fault. What will he do? Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or new Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Bitter Revenge by whoohoo reviews
Victoria returns and blackmails Bella to do the unimaginable. But in reality, what choice does she really have?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007
Struggle by Edward Cullen Luver reviews
What happens if the reason Bella moves to Forks was because she was seeking treatment to her disease at Forks hospital? She doesn't have much time, and she wants to finish her list with the help of the Cullen's. [More Detailed Summery On Profile!] [BxE]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Eternal Dreams by VEExBELLA reviews
What happens when Edward breaks up with Bella in the forest,but her heart was broken too much that she would walk away read on to find out warning the end of chapter 3 might bring tears to your eyes. review please. The last chapter is now up! finnally
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Scarred by MarehhMexicola reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Edward hadn't been in Port Angeles that day to save Bella? Well i have. this is what i think would happen. please review if you want more. flamers welcome.rated t to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007
Steph's daughter by ChestnutFilly reviews
What happens when Steph's daughter runs away from her mum and returns to Trenton to find her father
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007
When the World Splits Apart by stupid-unrealiable-vampire reviews
What happens when Bella's world falls apart? Charlie's dead,Edward's not back, Jacob and his pack moves away. And then, a new pack of vampires come to town, and one of them has potential to be Bella's lover and then, what happens when Edward comes back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Can love change? by SoHarmony reviews
Set summer before Bella has to go to college. Fate takes over as Edward is forced to make a terrible decision between what was right, moral, ethical, and what he wanted. When he decides, the real drama kicks in. My 1st fanfic, please try it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
Julie has a plan by haleigh.l reviews
A long oneshot. Julie runs away from home and enlists help from Stephanie. Post TS.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
The Crossroad by bugaboo107 reviews
A small brawl between Morelli and Ranger occurs at Pinos. Steph is caught in the crossfire, her emotions boil over, what will happen? Babe, cupcake, or neither?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,933 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Everything Happens in Threes by Daisyangel reviews
Stephanie's world is shattered by a tragedy and Joe, Lula, Ranger, and Connie are their to help. Cupcake, but Ranger friendly. and minor spoilers for TBO. RR
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Joe M., Stephanie P.
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For the best and the worst reviews
Set after Twelve Sharp. After the Scrog incident, Stephanie realise how she loves Joe, ask to marry him and he accept. But, what happens to Ranger ? Does Steph really want to marry Joe ?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
no other options reviews
Bella goes to an exhibition in Seattle with her biology class but,for the first time, Edward doesn't go with her. That's when a tragic accident happen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007
In Europe with the Cullens' reviews
Bella hate shopping. What happen when she travels in Europe with the Cullens' and that the only thing they want to do is shop ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Restlessness reviews
this is between chapter 23 and chapter 24 the angel and an impasse , how Edward tells Charlie what happened to Bella and that she is at the hospital
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007
The death of a dear one reviews
During a normal day, Bella spend quality time with Edward. But when Jacob appears, things goes dreadfully wrong...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007