The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.

Prince Henry may have just ruined his life by kissing his best friend, Alex Claremont-Diaz. Charlie Spring desperately wants to kiss his best friend, Nick Nelson, but can't stop worrying that it will ruin his life. Both of them are having a very bad day until a random twist of fate puts these two young men from completely different walks of life in the same room together.

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

Everyone knew about soulmates. There was someone out there who would love you no matter what. But fate wasn't kind, and sometimes soulmates had trouble finding each other. Fem!HarryxPercy, slowburn, Soulmate AU

There's just something particularly strange about Aria Potter this year. Unfortunately, the new 8th year Slytherins are determined to find out exactly what everybody's favorite golden girl is hiding. Post-DH semi-AU Hogwarts. DMxfemHP. Completed on 05.17.2021.

Little surprises everywhere, but nothing dangerous. A few events in the background story of Pride and Prejudice happen differently, leading to an altered history. Just a fun little story of small twists in the tale, like "The one where..."

What if it wasn't anything the current Potters had done that saved little Harriett Potter as an infant? What if the child prodigy Thomas Riddle had tweaked the horcrux spell before creating them? And what happens when they discover that nothing is exactly what it seems? FemHarry, DumbledoreBashing EXPLICIT SEX/ MENTION OF RAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

fem!Hiccup! male!Astrid! Hanna Haddock left the island of Berk for a new life. Years went by and she became a woman. But Hanna will learn that she'll still have a lot of maturing to do after her past and destiny catches up with her...

Astrid was the part-time security guard at a tech company. Hiccup was the geeky engineer. They worked in the same place, but never once talked to each other. They were both working late into the night when they got on the elevator. What happened after the ropes snap... or are cut, is the elevator's fault. Modern AU! Hiccstrid! Chapter 11 out now! Enjoy!

After a One Night Stand Astrid ends up getting pregnant, but with the support of her friends and family she gets through every problem on the way. The older her daughter gets, the more Astrid notices that Zephyr looks nothing like her.With the time Astrid has two questions in her mind: Who is Zephyrs father and will she ever see him again?

When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!

There are a pair of beings that dine at the Ritz so often they have a permanently reserved table. Naturally, this piques the interest of the restaurant staff, and one waiter is determined to get to the bottom of the most pressing question on everyone's mind: are those two a couple, or not?

It's like Peter was destined to not be able to have a normal school day. Of course, the Avengers had to somehow mess up his important English presentation. What a great day to start his day.

A series of unrelated ficlets in which fem!Harry meets her soulmate. Or, alternatively, that one in which fem!Harry has a different name in each ficlet. Soulmate AU. Various pairings. Various fandoms. Enjoy.

The Marauders discover something during their time at school, it let them see the life of the unborn Harry Potter, the most powerful wizard of all time. They watch as he grows, falls in love and becomes the most feared man in the world. Harry x Ginny. Dumbledore/Weasley(cept ginny, twins, bill, Charlie and Arthur)/Hermione bashing.

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

What happens after Stoick disowns Hiccup? They get transported to a mysterious room, duh! Join the vikings of Berk as they watch How To Train Your Dragon and learn more about Berk's most hated viking.

Blaise contemplates life with his soul mate after the war. Fem!Harry. Soulmates. Soulmate-Identifying Marks.

It has been four years since the final battle, three since she locked herself away in Grimmauld Place, when Viola Potter stumbled across a journal that belonged to Dumbledore that explained there was, in fact, a deeper connection between her and the now- dead Dark Lord.femharry,HP/LV, dumbledorebashing

Harry has been behaving strangely lately. The Order is suspicious, and decides to follow him one night when he sneaks out. They're soon going to wish they hadn't. Slash fic!

This little one shot that came to me in a dream, and yes it will remain a one shot as I have too many other projects that require finishing. If anyone wants to take the idea and run with it to a full-length story, be my guest. It will probably be the year 2300 before I get the time! Until then, please enjoy.

Elizabeth Bennet has an unexpected and extreme reaction to yet another insulting proposal in Hunsford. It's a nonstop madcap romp through Regency fandom. It started out mostly romantic but accidentally humorous and now has gone kind of over the top with romance, humor and outright farce.

Just a collection of One-Shots for the Fem!Harry x Draco pairing, more info inside! And rating will vary depending on the prompt! T to be safe! And feel free to send prompts!

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

"What's a Stucky?" Steve asked, shrugging off his coat. He would have just Googled it, but he was pretty sure Tony had messed with the autocorrect on his phone, because every time he tried to text Sam about defensive tactics, it changed the word "ducking" to something Steve definitely did not mean to type.

Natasha watches Steve die and decides to use a time travel device from Asgard to go back in 1942 and prevent Bucky from turning into the Winter Soldier. Forbidden to meddle with the past because it could affect the future, she changes her appearance and introduces herself under a false identity. But as they grow close, Natasha finds it harder and harder to resist the charm of Steve

Another "Harry goes back in time" fic. What happens when a five-year-old randomly apparates into the newly constructed Hogwarts, horribly beaten and dying? He is found and raised by a surprisingly gentle Salazar, until he one day returns to his proper time...only he's seventeen years older than he was when he left. Either Snarry or Harrymort...you decide. BOTH SEQUELS UP!

Collection of Oneshots involving Genderswaped Harry. Stories on thoughts of Fem!Harry, Fem!Harry's thoughts, Crushes, shopping, and more! Taking requests

The Final Battle has begun, only to come to a screeching halt once Lord Voldemort comes to a startling realization: Marie and he have paperwork to do. Millennia's worth of it for that procrastinating angel, and only a few centuries' worth for him (a demon). Just a fanfic of weirdness that explores my fascination of Tom and paperwork. Slight fem!Harry (Marie) x Tom Riddle

COMPLETE. Wherein Ginny thinks Heidi needs to get laid, Hermione make so many charts, Lily wants grandbabies, the romantic prospects sometimes verge on the horrifying, and James Potter just wants to know what's so wrong with Heidi joining a convent! Heidi never knew husband-hunting could be so perilous. (Fem!Harry/Theo, Potters-live-AU, oneshot)

Ariadne is convinced Arthur and Eames are a couple. Yusuf is doubtful. Cobb isn't as oblivious as people think. Arthur and Eames are completely, unsubtly domestic during the job.

After defeating Voldemort, a lot of students went back to Hogwarts to finish their education. Most graduated. Two words said by Harry meant for Draco Malfoy suddenly change everything anyone thought they knew about them. (not to be taken seriously)

Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!

Jade Potter was like a mini-Lily in every way, just with black hair. So, of course she needed an 'arrogant, toerag' of a boy to make her Hogwarts life unbearable. Collection of short moments in the lives of Jade Potter and George Weasley, the *Cough* Stalker *Cough*. Taking Requests! FemHarry!

A chance phone call reveals that Harry's husband has been cheating on him. Together, the scorned men carry out revenge, unaware that their lives are destined to be intertwined. Oneshot. Slash. Harry/Blaise; Harry/Draco.

The group decides to try to get Nick Fury drunk to see what type of drunk he is... Turns out it's not a good idea. Horrible jokes to follow. This is a straight up joke fic, nothing in it is serious. It's just a bit of randomness.

AU after DH. Harry gets shunned by the Weasley family for being a gay and ends up spending two weeks with Charlie in Romania. Seven years later finds Harry in a coma, of which he may never wake up, and Charlie has to parent two kids, of which the younger bears a striking resemble to a Weasley…

Someone suddenly is helping out the Avengers and when Steve finds out who it is, he's in for a surprise. Oneshot. Drabble. Prompt fill. Soldierhusbands. Stucky.

AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.

Many things are revealed to Harry by his past. It is up to him to build the future he wants. Harry is betrayed but ends up stronger for it.

Four years after the Inception job, there's a wedding to attend... and of course, everybody has long seen it coming…

Durring Christmas break in fifth year Harry and Sirius making a startling discovery. Harry is actually a girl and Sirius' daughter. How will Harry and Sirius deal with Harry being a girl and knwing next to nothing about each other?

When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.

Despite his lack of knowledge on the sucessful Inception, Robert Fischer dreams of a slim brunette woman who makes his unconsciousness preferable to his reality. FischerAriadne, oneshot

What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?

Hermione is knocked out by a Death Eater during Bill's Wedding and is sent back to Charlie's 7th year, he immediately takes a liking to her but things get a little unexpected, Ron's feelings develop for her as she is gone and horcrux hunt continues. AU.

If things were different, and Harry was a Slytherin, and Ginny's parents had tried their best to keep her away from him, what would happen when she's finally had enough? Anti lots of people, Grey Harry.

In the middle of all their silly fighting and childish rivalry, there was only one very simple solution that always seemed to bring Draco Malfoy and Harriet Potter back together. DM/femHP. SongFic - Oneshot.

COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.

Set in the TPG/TPW Universe. Oneshot. Little Hailene Potter Malfoy is very curious about something and decides to ask some of the Malfoy males in the Manor a very interesting question. Hence, the vicious cycle.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG

AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.