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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Kim Possible, Harry Potter, American Dragon: Jake Long, and Anime X-overs.
I'M NOT GIVING UP, I'M JUST REWORKING A LOT OF THINGS AND REAL LIFE AND I'M SORRY I'M A TERRIBLE UPDATER!
But I lost my job and now I'm looking furiously for another. RL first, this second (though it pains me) and if you want to help, SIGN UP FOR THIS "JOB" AND LET ME KNOW! I'll be using an email to communicate, I don't bite (usually), and I have the idea, just don't remember my motivation without someone asking, pestering, or outright annoying me about it. My Muse is hungering for some stimulation that I can't provide on my own.
:Tipping the Scales:
The mature bits are being only on AO3 due to FFnet's policies. I'll be making a link once I get to that. Summary is about the same, going to include some things. Possibly explain the name in one of those chapters... (I have a lot of holes to fill)
In the Works:
:Love Red, Envy Green:
Zim Irken, Drone of the Empire, has given up World Domination for a little while. It was past due for a vacation, anyhow. He had planned to set back and let the world cater to him ... until he met a very special human. One with black hair and green eyes and the most delicious taste. Maybe the hiatus on World Domination could wait a while longer? Zim/Harry Potter Going to be rated Mature.
:A Little Manipulation, Lots of Backlash: Challenge from aliengirlguy. ACTUALLY about half done - Anyone who wants may help me with the numerous crossovers.
Massive amounts of crossovers and lots of cheesy dialogue. After running from the Dursley's and straight to the bank, via Knight Bus, Harry realizes just how pissed off he is at Dumbledore and his heavy-handed meddling. Confronting the old coot, he gets an unexpected, unwanted, and most definitely disastrous one way ticket out of Hogwarts, off Earth, and out of the dimension entirely. Good news, he can get back to his home. Bad news, he's gotta go all the way around this effed up circle of sister worlds to get there. Let the foul mouthing begin!
:Green Iron: On chapter 38 - 1/3 done? ... A request to a review I wrote by shurashur09.
At times, it would seem that Mr. Potter has the indescribable urge to reach out and strangle Mr. Stark. Others, he is more inclined to ignore him. It's when he is too far gone in his anger that the ... interesting reactions come to light. Of course, kissing the man was just to shut him up.
Mr. Potter never did see the smirk Mr. Stark wore when this happened.
:I also have started taking quotes that I enjoy:
“Why not? Using your powers to get the edge just once wouldn’t be the end of the world.” Tucker argued. Sam snorted.
“Tucker, did you forget what happened the last time Danny used his powers to cheat on a test?”
“Oh sure, cheating on a test actually ends the world one time, and you just can’t let it go. Whatever, Danny, be the hero and totally reek in gym if you really want to.” Tucker rolled his eyes and walked over to talk to Valery.
conversation from Complications, chapter 4; Hidden Author
To Harry 'I'm a walking target' Potter.
Godson of the bloody Sirius Black.
Thorn in his side.
Best lay he'd had in years.
He stopped and blinked.
He really wished his mind would stop coughing up little doozies like that one.
Pledges, chapter 2 (34-35); Amireal
“Oh hell.” Hannah found Neville looking at her oddly. “I know that smile. What am I going to have to do? Dispose of bodies or apologize to someone?”
Harry and the Marriage Contracts, chapter 9; Clell65619
Disclaimer – You’re Harry Potter. Well actually, right now you’re pretending to be James Black. It’s a long story, but you already know that don’t you? There’s a woman out there with the initials JKR, who claims she owns you and all rights to you. Unfortunately, she has lawyers and courts that agree with her. She should say something to all those other people who are trying to ‘own’ you. Plus if she does ‘own’ you, then you’ll need to ask her why you keep ending up in all these messes. Finally, if she owns you, maybe she owns Voldemort too? You wonder if you could convince her to sell the wanker dirt-cheap?
at the top of chapter 4
“You managed to say something that made my granddaughter come up to me and give me a genuine hug, that wasn’t some forced act of family torture. I would say that it was the first one in at least five years. It was followed by a lengthy and decidedly mature conversation. Your words left enough of an impression on her that for the moment, she sees beyond her tiny world. Come, let us retrieve your totem and say our farewells. We portkey to Las Vegas in an hour.”
“What did you tell her?”
“I told her that I was never scared. The dragon was clearly chasing you."
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure, chapter 11; jbern
The man quickly did whatever was behind him said and Harry really couldn't think him a coward for it. Whatever was behind him spoke in such a way that he could make "I like ponies" sound like a death threat.
Sparked by Magic, chapter 1; Ie-maru
His expression spoke volumes – the kind that are usually kept out of children's' reach on the top shelves, the ones with the interesting, 'is-that-actually-possible…?' woodcut illustrations.
The Tshirt Incident: Retaliation & Escaltion, chapter 4; Pika-la-Cynique
If there was one thing Keystone City was good for at nine on a Friday, it was finding a relatively full bar with cheap, strong liquor. Owen decided to go with his old standby for picking a good bar out of a block of bars: lady bartenders. Chances were, if you were both a lady and ballsy enough to set up shop in Keystone, you either ran a gay bar, or you poured some damn good shots.
In this case, it was both, but who cared? Worst thing that could happen would be running into Piper making out with some dude. Booze is booze, and new pals are…probably gonna be staring at his ass.
But by god, Pepper made one hell of a Tequila Sunrise. He officially loved her more than he loved porno lesbians.
As a semi-professional supervillain, Owen felt like this conversation should have some sort of meaning to him. But he was also drunk as an Irish skunk, so that meaning flew over his head entirely.
Drunken Shenanigans in A Minor, Touch of Grey
"Hizashi!" Hiashi snapped at his twin who was still holding Minato underwater.
"What? It's not like you wouldn't have done it yourself if father hadn't spent years trying to make you act like someone had surgically implanted a flagpole sideways." Hizazhi replied.
"That doesn't matter. Let him go, people are watching." Hiashi replied.
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins, One-Shot; Lucilla
A few challenges that have been plaguing me but in which I truly have no interest in writing:
CHALLENGE ONE (1): This will be a crossover with HOUSE and NCIS
House and Gibbs end up working together in a very . . . strange partnership on one unusual case. It is apparent from the beginning that the two don't get along in the least. So when they both disappear, everyone is worried and terrified for their bosses. Not only are they gone, but even little Abby and the Ducklings think the two are stuck together and nothing good can come from that. They're right. Gibbs is hurt, a stubborn patient, and refuses to listen to doctors orders. House is tending him, is just as stubborn, and without his Vicodin or Ducklings to gripe at.
Only thing I want really is a snarky friendship. If someone turns it otherwise, kudos.
CHALLENGE TWO (2): Ben 10 crossover with the Fifth Element (Please, don't ask my demented mind)
Due to the alien DNA within his entire body, Ben doesn't age like the rest of humanity. But, somehow unknown to him and everybody but the creator, the Ultimate Being, Fifth Element donated some DNA over 5000 years ago. Unexpectedly, several planets have aligned to unleash another Harbinger O' Doom leaving the Earth in need of a Savior not long after the actual defeat of the Evil in Lelu's time. Unfortunately, the Ultimate Being is quite pregnant and unable to do much more than watch in fear with her husband Corbin Dallas. They need help.
Ben has to somehow come into contact with Lelu, the Fifth Element. He has to have the tattoo on his wrist - may hap under the watch. (Look it up if you must, or watch the movie again.)
If you do take up any of the challenges, let me know through the messaging system with a link. I wanna read the stories too.
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