Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!

Zelretch flings Shirou off into another world and tells him to await rescue via Rin. Easy task right? Wait a second what's with all these phantasmal beasts and why do they look like people?

A Jedi youngling decides to seek his future out in the wider galaxy, rather than be shipped off to the agri-corps. Years later he decides to post how to videos about the Force on the HoloNet. Not a crack fic. Not an SI.

Brockton Bay isn't a nice place. A nice pair of eyes will only get you so far if you decide to go around acting like a hero. Thankfully, a ninja doesn't need to posture. They just have to get things done. SI-OC with the Sharingan.

Hear me out: Let's give some rando from Texas a True Magic, the UBW, and Shirou's consciousness as a voice in his head. What could go wrong?

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

Arriving three years before the main story starts, will a regular guy from another dimension in the body of a young pallum girl be able to sufficiently prepare for the trials that are sure to come? Slow burn. Updates irregular.

What do you do if you gain powers? Your best to make the world a better place, of course.

In the tradition of Zoat's 'With This Ring' an SI with a power ring appears in orbit around DC's Earth wearing just what they'd worn to bed. This was not a danger of sleeping naked he'd expected.

A magical orphan, born to a great legacy and with a heavy destiny before him, will be forced to exert his will on the world around him in order to keep from being carried by the ties of fate. However, this all changes when he finds a loving... ...wait, which of them was I talking about again?

Izuku falls down a rabbit hole and comes back with a top hat and a cup of tea. Shigaraki suffers, Bakugo blows more gaskets than a sinking submarine, and Izuku quietly dismantles both the plot and the laws of physics. One-shot.

Harry builds on success.

An accident in Transfiguration leaves Harry Potter in quite the confounding situation. He will have to learn to deal with how his life - and body - have changed, and struggle all the more just to be taken seriously. Fortunately, the change comes with a few advantages. ...he is apparently adorable now...

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.

There are a lot of strange quirks out there, some with random elements, some that are ridiculous and some that defy the laws of physics. Of course Izuku had to get one with all of those traits.

Sometimes a helping hand is all you need to bring a little Hope to the world. BlueLantern!Taylor, one-shot! Up for adoption!

Harry is handed a Quibbler and finds an ad in it that might be useful. Summer after 4th year.

A wrong turn leads to a good turn as Writers are Blocked. When a comedic couple takes The Boy Who Lived under their roof, Voldemort won't know what hit him. After all, what better way to counter a Lord of Fear than knowing the true power of Laughter?

Minerva McGonagall finds a parchment with a list left behind in class and confronts the owner, leading to an awkward conversation.

In the wake of the final battle, Khepri, battered and broken, appears next to the Anor Londo bonfire. Its Fire Keeper, baffled but compassionate, seeks to understand a hero unlike any other. Lady of the Darkling/Khepri oneshot

Sometimes, love is strong enough that not even time itself can end it. Lotus Potter is a girl outside time, living a life she never could have dreamed of...from a lost child to Egyptian Queen, she's in for an adventure of many lifetimes. On the plus side, Voldemort won't stand a chance. On the downside, five thousand years is a long time to wait for her husband to come back.

When escaping the consequences of their adventures. Rick and Morty run into a strange man who has a few things to say to Morty. [Oneshot]

Lina Inverse reincarnates as Taylor Hebert. She has... opinions, about exactly how the world works.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.

In which Darth Vader is blackmailed, and there is nothing he can do about it. Blasted droids. Oneshot, Limpet AU.

Harleen decides that it's time to move on. If that means moving out, then that's what she'll do: move out of Gotham altogether. College is the place to go for rediscovering yourself, and if she happens to change her name? Well, it makes getting a job easier, not having a criminal record attached to your name. Oneshot, complete, don't own. A Harley-is-Darcy Fic. Mentions past trauma

Learning the family trade isn't easy, but it does come with some perks. Like the ability to see sword spirits and cut through misfortune with a well made blade. Some misfortunes are harder to get rid of than others, like being born into a very bloody familigia as one of the heirs. Fortunately he won't be alone...the clients he gains are more than willing to help him avoid that fate

"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."

Emily learns a new insult. Evidently, most of Brockton Bay's gangs wish they'd never heard of that particular word.

The 41st millennium is hilarious: it only takes an orky frame of mind to get the joke.

Sam Vimes is getting really bloody tired of all these loons in silly costumes, and especially this so-called Mr. Spish. (Or whatever he's actually called, when he's so-called.)

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

This is a one-shot that centers a bit around the events of Deadpool 2. A heartbroken Deadpool has an encounter with a one-eyed man at a diner.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

A Worm CYOA fic using the Endbringer mode.

Because really, what did you expect when you gave a dorky teenager laser eye beams that destroy the forces of evil.

The Justice League gets their hands on a magic orb, but when it starts giving off emotions, they find that this is no ordinary magical object... in fact, it just might be sentient. -Complete!-

A vacation during the Chitauri invasion in New York? Yep, that is Xander's luck. This is NOT slash. Just the main characters are Steve and Xander... and everyone else in the MCU. And a few OOC. Cause Slayers rock.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.

Death is unimpressed with Voldemort's quest for immortality, especially when it involves his property, but is determined to be patient nevertheless. Voldemort is unimpressed with Death's interference and is most decidedly not going to be patient. The ensuing confrontation can only be described as "...FUN".

Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...

An si finds himself in worm. Then things get a little crazy.

If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?

Certain Mythical beings can only be seen if they're believed in. Certain Magical beings are very aware of this, and like to take steps. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own.

Several years before canon Worm, a thief with bad luck buys powers from Cauldron and gets more than he bargained for. He meets Mouse Protector, and they hit it off. Eventually, the two uncover the secret of Simurgh's nature, and all hell breaks loose.

Taylor triggers with the ability to force an entire city to confront their sins, how will they react and what will be the fallout? Warning: this is not a nice story. There will be deaths and suicides along with other miscellaneous horrors. I do not own Worm. Now complete

Mr Granger felt as if the whole world was spinning as he listened to the Hogwarts Professor speak of magic, Hogwarts and his daughter being a witch. But it wasn't what the Professor was saying that had left him feeling so dumbfounded, but what he looked like. "You're a cat." "Yes," the Professor cocked his furry little head, "I thought that was obvious." AU (Not an OC or SI Fic)

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Louise gets a familiar way beyond what she bargained for. You could say he was beautiful in a weird sort of way… He was definitely strong based on all the muscles... I guess the sunlight reflecting off him each time he posed meant holiness? Follow her new familiar in his misadventures through Halkeginia. OP Armstrong. One-Shot. Adopted From: everwinter-brody Cover Art By: 93sign

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

Harry meets Hades, but the Fates didn't cut his thread, and the Lord of the Dead isn't one to miss an opportunity. Oneshot, complete, don't own.

Harry has a power the Dark Lord knows not, and this time it is weaponisable. Who needs the power of love? A Comedy!Punshot.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

The people in Xanders life decided to create a list of things he is no longer allowed to do. Xander decides to make the list as interesting as possible.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Blair makes a rather peculiar friend while walking home in death city. This is not a romance. Note: I don't own anything canon.

Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.

"I've got a handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad." Shego-centric flash!fic. Not so much with the shippiness this time. Season 2, mostly.

When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes

Firenze presents a different take to Divination Studies in Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li

Unable to breach the blood wards on Privet Drive, Voldemort sends Lucius to hire someone who can.

Parents night becomes more interesting with Gomez and Morticia attending.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?