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Joined 03-07-07, id: 1231027, Profile Updated: 03-03-13
Author has written 10 stories for Kim Possible, Metroid, and Far Cry.

Real Name: Is not important. Out here, I'm known only as...

Alter Ego (at least on Fanfiction.net): The Real Sidekick

Age as of this typing: Old enough to have a life. But instead I write.

Gender: Male

On the Run from the law at: An Undisclosed Location

My Writing Style:

In my stories, I try to capture the ideas of the show but fuse them with a more mature and real life focus, much like what Christopher Nolan did for the Batman Series. I do include swearing in my stories simply because in today's day and age everyone swears, so by swearing, I try to breathe a small amount of realism into the characters. I do tend to have a rough transition between my sentences, but I'm hoping to correct the problem with writing more.

My Pet Peeves (Includes stories and real life):

1) Authors who inject themselves into their stories.- I'm not opposed to you creating a new character and giving them small traits that you exhibit (i.e. You have black hair and blue eyes, and a new character in the story has black hair and blue eyes, that's different), However, I am opposed to an author who puts their character into the story and makes them the focal point (they solve all the riddles, they save the day, etc.) of the story.

2) New Characters that aren't needed.- I'll be first to admit, I like to add some new characters to the story, but only when it's necessary. In "The Art of Disguise" universe, I simply ran out of guys who could I could match with Yori, hence the creation of Jack Thompson, all the other guys are being used in unique ways.

3) Authors who flame other authors (and flaming reviews is general).- We all have read a story on Fanfiction.net that sucks, be honest with yourself and you'll realize that it's true. However, that doesn't give you the right to go on their review board and say, "Hey, your story sucks and so do you. I can't believe that I wasted _ minutes of my life reading your story and I hope you burn in hell.", the author you're reviewing put time and effort into writing this story and you really aren't making them write better by writing that. Try giving constructive criticism, like, "Hey, story seemed a little weak, might want to explain how Kim is related to the vision Ron had at the beginning of the story..." or something like that. Also, Flaming Reviewers think about this, it's a two-edged sword. You flame a story and I guarantee you that that author and all the other authors are going to read your review and say, "Damn, what an a_h_. Let's all review his work as crap." We can and will gang up against you. Try to remember that.

4) People who read stories on FanFiction.net and don't review.- If you read a good story out here on Fanfiction.net and it keeps you genuinely entertained, drop them a line. It doesn't have to be a frickin' novel, but a one or two word praise is really considerate. For all you know, you may be the reason someone keeps writing that story. And with any reviews I get, I try to respond to each one before I post the next chapter. Sometimes I forget, I'm only human and a man, but know that I start jumping around excitedly whenever I get a review.

5) People who steal my gum.- Seriously, I buy a 24 pack of gum, keep it in my coat pocket, never eat it, then I reach in and find only an empty box while all my friends and siblings are eating my gum. It's my gum, get your own.

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Blood and Steel by DualKatanas reviews
Gorgoth gro-Kharz, a brutal warrior-shaman from Orsinium, didn't expect to end up as the champion of the Nine, acclaimed by many as the Hero of Kvatch. But now that he finally has a cause worth fighting for, he and his new comrades will stop at nothing to defeat Mehrunes Dagon. Excuse the initially poor writing. Constructive criticism appreciated. Finally complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 588,008 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - A. gro-Malog, Martin S., Modryn Oreyn - Complete
As Plain as Brown by Shippostail reviews
Jack Harvest never liked himself—thought himself as plain and not much to look at. The women in Forget-Me-Not Valley seem to think otherwise. Not that he would know. Talk about some serious self-esteem issues.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,348 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Nami, Jack
Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Drift by Peptuck reviews
He's on a suicide mission, and Shepard needs all the help he can get. One of his potential recruits is a strange young scientist specializing in synthetic lifeforms - a scientist who is not at all what she seems, and knows far more than she lets on...
Crossover - Mass Effect & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,355 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Shepard (M), Cameron
Mass Effect: Chains of the Past by Zarkovagis9 reviews
Saren has declared war on the Council and it's races and as the first human Spectre, Commander John Shepard has to stop him with a team of elite operatives of all races. However, some pains are too great to keep secret. And some chains never let go...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 254,754 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Shepard (M)
Graveyard Shift by Peptuck reviews
A Spectre. A colony. A beacon. An enemy. A prophecy. A ship. A crew. A threat that could end civilization as they knew it. And from all of these things....a hero. In-depth Mass Effect Novelization.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,180 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Shepard (F)
Normandy by Thessili reviews
"You can't take the sky from me… Since I found the Normandy…" ME/Firefly parody.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Ocarina of Time by Peptuck reviews
A black shadow of evil spreads across Hyrule, and all hopes rest upon a lone warrior, his fairy guardian, and the courage in his heart....An in-depth novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,338 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Link
My Personal Fallout 3 Good Endings by Freedom Guard reviews
This is my personal take on the Good Ending of Fallout 3
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Wasteland Sheriff by ColonelJuice reviews
A story of a vault dweller who became a hero to the people of the wasteland. His growth from that fateful tenth birthday until the day he purified the wasteland. Rated M for all the right reasons.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,125 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
The Legend of Zelda: The Fourth Piece by Davin Sunrider reviews
Sequel to Twilight Princess. An invading army comes to Hyrule, destroying all in its path. With help from the new bearer of the Triforce of Power, the Hero and his allies must find a way to save the Golden Kingdom and the worlds beyond it. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,990 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Not The Third Annual Fonnies by King in Yellow reviews
Not to be confused with the Fannie Awards. When Zaratan went missing some Kim Possible fanfiction writers went into withdrawal, needing an awards fix. A handful of writers have pledged to meet the need.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,100 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Waste Not Want Not by Limby reviews
Josh's jealousy causes Kim to stop hanging with Ron. After breaking up with Josh, Kim discovers Ron has changed for the better, but now may not have time for her. Some quality RonTara, but eventually RonKim. Also Ron angst and betterment, and Kim angst
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,006 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Ron S., Kim P.
Bleeding Through by Mattk reviews
It all comes crashing down.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,504 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Rose by 3VAD127 reviews
Kim receives a simple rose for her birthday. Takes place after the October 31st story. Oneshot. [COMPLETE]
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Kim Eternal by Binkmeister reviews
She can do anything, but can she do it forever? Kim desperately seeks a way to be with the one she loves, and mend a world that has lost hope. This story is now complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,834 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Kim V The Little Black Ants by Fabius Maximus reviews
She can do anything...what about get rid of some ants. A story anyone from California will understand...
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2005
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Fannies reviews
With the 2013 Fannie Awards going on, two people didn't realize they needed to be there for the presentation. Special thanks to the KP Fannie Awards community.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Kim P., Zita Flores, Dr. Director/Betty - Complete
Fractured reviews
Alone and on the run, Kim Possible must race against time to solve the mystery leading her to the world's ending.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,766 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Kim P., Ron S.
Heart of Darkness reviews
In the ongoing battle between the APR and the UFLL one man is out for blood, one woman is looking for a way home and one warlord is looking for redemption. In-depth novelization of Far Cry 2.
Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010
The Best is Yet to Come reviews
The First Chapters of the Upcoming adventures of Team Possible. Join them as they fight Drakken and Shego across time, Monkey Fist as he plots the world's destruction, and an all too familiar foe responsible for the death of Kim Possible.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Not Your Usual Suspects reviews
In the wake of Kim's murder, Detective Hobble and Betty Director struggle to follow the clues leading to her killer as the world collapses around them. Leave a review and get a response. COMPLETE
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,140 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Dr. Director/Betty, Ron S. - Complete
Middleton Falls reviews
Three years after the Civil war has ended, one man refuses to let go of what he's lost and pursues the man responsible for all the pain in his life. Leave a review and get a response. COMPLETE.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Western/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Josh M., Ron S. - Complete
The Audio Logs of Samus Aran reviews
Recently found audio logs of everyone's favorite bounty hunter shed some much needed light on this woman and her sanity. Might add more chapters later.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008
The Forgotten and Hated Hero reviews
Drakken's plan to rule the world actually works. Now it's up to a group of fighting allies to stop Drakken and save the world. Only one problem: They can't fall asleep. Leave a review and get a response. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Josh M., Bonnie R. - Complete
The Art of Disguise reviews
After being betrayed by those they trusted, Ron and Kim find themselves on the run with two unlikely companions. With their options running out and the walls starting to close in they must fight back to clear their names. COMPLETE.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,164 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Everything's Going to Be All Right reviews
[ONESHOT] Story of Kim and Ron after High School, short Romantic story that's been in my head for a while. Not set in The Art Of Disguise Universe. Hope you enjoy. My first Romanticfic so watch yourself.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete