Angry Lobster
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Joined 03-07-07, id: 1231071, Profile Updated: 08-20-12
Author has written 8 stories for Spirited Away, Fairy Tales, Dark Angel, and Twilight.

Like a good paranormal romance? Feeling magnanimous? Want to increase my food supply while I'm at grad school? Buy my book Freefly on the Kindle store!!! Alright, now, if you've been following me for a while, you know I already posted links to this book about a year ago. But this is seriously improved and several degrees more awesome. Possibly a hundred degrees more awesome. The link is HERE.

Here is the description of it from Amazon, if you prefer to look before you leap.

17-year-olds Sammie and Damien don't seem like two people whose lives would intersect. After all, Damien is a bullied, antisocial science geek, while Sammie is a flying girl who spends her days working for a group of criminals. But when Sammie falls from the sky one day after being shot, Damien tends to her wounds and gives her his bed to sleep in. He's immediately captivated by her, both because she can fly and because she doesn't seem to know anything about being a normal teenager. As she returns to his window night after night, captivation turns into something deeper: Damien falls in love with her--even if she refuses to explain why she is always injured or how, exactly, she spends her days.

Then a strange man shows up demanding information about Sammie and threatening Damien's future (and possibly his life) if he doesn't get it. Sammie is terrified of the man, though she won't say who he is or how he knows about her abilities. All she'll admit is that she can't let the man catch her. But how will Damien, a nobody, protect her? And how can he keep himself from being used against her?

Who am I?

Student, writer, journalist of sorts, storyteller, music lover.

My favorite freaking things:

Rollerblading, drinking coffee, jogging, reading, listening to angsty music, sitting on the deck, writing a story, poeming, singing said angsty music, visiting libraries, going for rides, playing dominos, juggling...

Favorite writing spot:

My gigantic wooden desk in my room, in whose drawers and shelves lie all the materials necessary for writing: smooth rock (to pet while I think of ideas), crayons, bar o' chocolate, juggling balls, books and books and books and books.

Computer of choice:

My well-worn white Macbook.

An Accidental Princess by FireflyEmbers reviews
Toby's just your normal, run of the mill social outcast until the day the school bully crowns her a princess... and a dragon shows up on her back porch! Fairy godmothers in training, trolls, overcompensating fairies... What's an accidental princess to do?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,654 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
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Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Max and the Animal Crackers reviews
Oneshot. Alec confronts Max about a little problem of hers. Hahaha.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Alec, Max - Complete
Max and the Lemony Scent reviews
Max discovers a fragrant new ability while dealing with Alec and rescuing Logan from a hostage situation. Final chapter!
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Max, Alec - Complete
Max, Alec, and Handcuffs reviews
Max and Alec find themselves in a very sticky situation.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Max, Alec - Complete
Max and the Munchies reviews
Max has some unexpected trouble with barcodes when she goes grocery shopping. Hehehe.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Max, Alec - Complete
When Lightning Strikes reviews
A flying ship, teenage pirates, and a girl who is about to realize her true destiny amongst the lightning catchers. RR please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007
Revamped Red Riding Hood reviews
Grandmother is a dealer of counterfeit purses? It could've happened this way...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Lin's Story reviews
Was Lin also spirited away as a child? The story of a forbidden love that brought our favorite bathhouse employee into the spirit world. Don't worry there's still some ChihiroxHaku in there. This is my first Fanfic, so please review!
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Rin, Chihiro O.