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To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Self Medicating by Emmy1512 reviews
Alice and Jasper both have ways to cope with their issues. These ways are not always to their benefit. What happens when they are admitted to the same psychiatric ward. Full summary inside. Rated M for self-harm and drug use. Reviews are appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,641 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 8,399 - Follows: 8,531 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
No Ordinary Summer by Alusy reviews
Four rich girls meet four rich boys at a summer camp, and they don't like each other. Things start happening that stress their lives even more. Will they make it through together, or fall apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,436 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Piano Lessons by edwardsothalova reviews
Edward Cullen is a freelancing musician. Bella is a middle school English teacher. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella’s students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. Guess who her teacher is? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008
Strawberry Tomato Lolipop by angel puppeteer reviews
He's the beauty and she's the beast. SasuSaku/ UNDERGOING REPAIR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One More Shot by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU COLLAB WITH KIRMIT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,945 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
distractions by three broomsticks reviews
Lily doesn't want to be a hobo. Her boyfriend Shannon is not helping to prevent that. LilyxOC after book seven, obviously Lily Luna as in Harry's daughter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Black Forest by Oriana de la Rose reviews
The Black Forest holds a dark secret.....one that Edward knows about. Then a girl stumbles upon his isolated existence, a girl that he has an inexplicable attraction towards although they have never met. AH/OOC. M for Dark Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Only The Weak Cry by cherry-kiss-red reviews
He had wanted to scare her with his closeness and tight grasp, but when he looked into her eyes the situation changed completely. It was as if something had shifted between them, pushing them closer together and changing their entire chemistry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catastrophic Complication by kite strings reviews
Trotsky's apprentice, Edward, goes to Sulphur to find release. He finds a certain brown eyed beauty to give him just that. Is there something behind those brown eyes? written for Age of Edward contest! SMUT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One More Night by cherry-kiss-red reviews
on hold; It probably was the best night of Bella Swan's life, but what happens when she realizes that the man she just slept with, is the same man she is going to share an apartment with? ... Well, it's going to be a lot of fun. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
To The Bride, And Groom! by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Emmett and Jasper's best man speeches. Pointless fluff that was too cute not to write. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
House of Lust by Oriana de la Rose reviews
After a car crash, Bella wakes up in a mansion where she agrees to pleasure the owner in exchange for medical care. Edward is the erotic owner who takes it upon himself to "heal" her. Very graphic - be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
the underground by escape reaction reviews
AU and probably OOC. "I mean, if I don't like looking and your face I highly doubt he would like to suck it." because she was queen and she was allowed to do that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Karin U. - Complete
Heartbeat by Emmy1512 reviews
Entry for the Age of Edward contest. Salem 1691. "It was in that moment that I decided I would do whatever I could to stop her from being hung." M for adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Fight by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Happy one year anniversary A World Without Sound! As chosen by the readers, chapter 14, "Fight," in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Love by MustangWill reviews
Jasper and Alice are out of character in this story; Jasper is an American solider in the Second World War, and Alice is a young German villager. Rated M for sex and violence. Alice/Jasper one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Banana by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Merry Unbirthday! by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
For Magan Bagan's "My Happy Birthday" contest. One shot! Jasper tries to pull off the perfect birthday surprise for Alice, but what will happen when she finds herself in a land of wonder? NOMINATED FOR A TWI FIC AWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Odd Reactions by Pseudostar432 reviews
Why the Cullens had to leave their school before the one in Alaska, From the Principal's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Lace and Silk by Emmy1512 reviews
ONESHOT featuring Alice and Jasper. They meet at Jasper's birthday party. Where do they go from there? Reviews are loved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Like Two Pieces of a Puzzle by XXSkittlesXX reviews
A look at Jasper and Alice through the eyes of Jenks, the crooked lawyer from Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Close by Emmy1512 reviews
Alice's philosophy? "No one gets close, I don't get hurt"... What happens when she starts at her new school in Forks, and the cute Jasper takes a liking to her, determined to get close? IT GETS HAPPIER I PROMISE - Characters belong to Meyer - AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,914 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Full Bloom by Verboten Byacolate reviews
ShikaIno. He doesn't know whether to consider himself lucky or troubled that he will always be the one to see her in full bloom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Once Upon a Pom Pom by Renesmee Girl reviews
Alice Cullen is an outcast at her high school until she gets recruited by the cheerleading team and falls for the hunky football player. All human, a lot of language, AXJ, KXG, RXEm, BXEd, a little VXJ, and of course CXEs. The usual pairings. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The Hard Knocks That Mattered by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU. A writing exercise. One girl's journey as she comes to terms through her life with the fact that a childhood love only ever got the chance to become that. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5276 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Late Morning Lullaby by NeverHadDreams reviews
Alice. Jasper. A dance. And a life changing experience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Next Contestant by Emmy1512 reviews
Rosalie is a waitress/bar girl at a club, Emmett is the bouncer. They're together, only, everyone notices she's beautiful and wants a go too. Emmett not impressed. Based on Next Contestant, Nickelback. R&R! Character's belong to S Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Winter Wood Birds by Emmy1512 reviews
Alice misses Jasper, Jasper misses Alice. But will he have the courage to come back after 8 months apart? One shot. No SMUT. Character's belong to S Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Captivation by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Watching her dance against the light of the moon, Naruto feels that he's seen this fairy tale before.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Lovers to Never? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
[SEQUAL to Enemies to Couples?] Now that Sasuke and Sakura are officially couples, things don't go the way it should be. When heartbreaking events pass their way, will they keep holding on or give up? [SasuSaku] Au. Language. Also NaruHina ShikaIno NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
What I Am by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
That girl, so much like the deer before me that knows not that death watches it, is to blame. I dare not think her name now. Lest I turn around. - Edward loses control. Just once. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Be Very Still by Amy J Writes reviews
My interpretation of that empty little white space on page 85 of Breaking Dawn... the wedding night. One-shot, Bella's POV. Rated a sexy but tasteful M, I think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Roses And Butterflies by CecilyAurora reviews
Thinking they both needed a break, mostly her, they both decided to take a break from being parents for a night out on a date. Will it be perfect with no kids or will they end up missing them? Emmett&Rose. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Debtor's Intent by Verboten Byacolate reviews
ShikaIno. "But... what if they eat you?" Leave it to Ino to drag the possibility out and wave it in my face. But I definitely couldn't show her my trepidation, so I snorted. "Then I'll be eaten, of course."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
little wonders by tedtonksed reviews
**BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS** What do you get when you mix Edward, an absent Bella, baby formula, a mental conversation and the park in Forks? Edward babysitting of course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Who Let Bella Have the Espresso? by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Jasper gives Bella a highly caffeinated drink, and she goes a little...crazy. All human OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Importance of A Good Stretch by le jen reviews
AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
7th Heaven by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Kaname knew very well to control his sinful desires..but then again.. he was a vampire. A creature of the damned. And sadly, so was she...::As opposed to the seven virtues, God created the seven sins, because we like them oh so much better. KanamexYuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Just Like Heaven by acirelemagne reviews
An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tea for One by Verboten Byacolate reviews
SasuSaku, Team 7. He has returned to her life, and all she has to offer is lukewarm tea. "Sakura, your bedside manner leaves much to be desired."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught in the Moment by Only Secret reviews
Life as a shinobi is never easy. Memories are often painful and future is too bleak. Therefore, they live in the present. Drabbles SasuSaku,NejiTen,NaruHina Chap 34: “Wild enough for you?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 5/8/2005
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fuchsia, Glitter, and Rhinestones by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Original Team 7. In which we learn yet another reason why betraying your village is very, very bad. "Sakura-chan... your smile scares me."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twilight 911 by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens all become cops for a reality show so that they can protect and serve the community...or will they just cause even more trouble? Another random comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Edward's Pecs by la saboteuse reviews
This was actually first written in jest; my friend was bored, and I joked about writing a story about Edward's muscles--then I thought, 'Hey, why not? I'll try it' It has since evolved. So, check it out! It will put marvelous pictures in your head!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Isn't She Lovely? by three broomsticks reviews
Just some daddy daughter fluff between Edward and Renesmee...Obviously set after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Falling Face Over Feet Is More Graceful, Anyway by thunder skies reviews
It's really sad when I can truthfully say that my period makes me act like a werewolf." Claire suffers a fall, and Quil saves her. Kind of. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7781 - Favs: 9,421 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
ONE-SHOT LEMON FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST. ALL-HUMAN! Military Edward finally comes home to his love sick wife. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 221 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gap On Page 85 by sweetseverus reviews
Two-shot so far. The chapters Stephenie Meyer left out. Bella and Edwards first time on their honeymoon, now includes the second gap on page 108 and Edwards point of view. Warning: explicite content for mature audiences. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A trashy and tacky Emmett crackfic by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
Emmett buys stuff off of the internet. Esme gets mad. Inspired by a drive on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Chained on Halloween by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest" - Alice is holding a Halloween Party. Bella and Edward have a bet - winner has the other chained. Who will it be? Rated M BxE R&R? Thanks! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 369 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Menthe de Romp by le jen reviews
Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Cobwebs by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She's being stupid again, fighting realizations with similies and kunai. "You're not ready, and I'm too tired." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Slip and Slide: Emmett Style! by Fiftyfour reviews
What happens one summer when Alice buys a slip and slide? Why is Emmett bouncing through the forest covered in whipped cream? Why is Rosalie threatening to burn Alice? Read inside! BxE AxJ EmxR! ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sexual Appetites by Rockerdude911 reviews
It was just a typical day in the Cullen household, filled with soap operas, aerobics, a perverted Emmett, a PMSing Jasper and our favorite sexing couple! Let the fun begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until You're Crazy by PuRpl3EcLips3 reviews
Sequel to Ring Your Bell! This can stand alone but I do encourage people to read RYB before you read this. Summary: Bella and Edward try on their costumes. Lemon warning. Six-shot. EXB pairing. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Back by mamakat05 reviews
Mike's been spreading lies about Bella. Who's gonna save her when the lies start to get thick?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by DearlyBeloved-13 reviews
Edward and Bella spend an entire day together. One-shot! FLUFF! x3 Thanks for more than one thousand hits and thirty-one faves! 8D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ring Your Bell by PuRpl3EcLips3 reviews
Bella brings Edward to a Sex Emporium...What will they find? EdwardXBella Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shiny Volvo by Seyance reviews
Edward & Bella have broken past Edward's boundaries previously, and now, they go at it hard & rough in his Volvo. B/E One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Debris by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a most unlikely fantasy fulfilled after Bella gets dirt inside the Volvo after a well-planned hike. Rated M cause I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Destiny Flavored by Verboten Byacolate reviews
20 dreams. Here and now they fight. Then and there they dream. The two collide with a faint humming sound, and maybe the click of an unlocked door. "Here's the key." SoraxKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sora, Kairi
25th Night Kaname's Thoughts by Shadow Danzer reviews
My body was pressing hers to the bed and I could taste her nervousness and anticipation in the air. She whimpered softly and I shut my eyes, forcing myself to regain control of the beast.-Kaname's POV Of The 25th Night -SPOILERS-
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Our Song by Domestic Servant reviews
Sasuke is given the task of finding a song he and Sakura can dance to at their wedding. Naruto helps, Kakashi walks on air, and Sai breaks and enters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guardian by BE4UTIFUL reviews
Kain and Ruka share an intimate moment.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Acceptance: A Fanfiction For The Host by three.hills reviews
Ian and Wanderer spend some quality time together. Set after The Host ends. Quality time. Lemons...Graphic. Reviews are always great, I respond to every one of them.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Sight of Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's newest worst nightmare. Disturbing. Twisted. Insane. Not for the weak of mind or stomach. M for explicit gore and horror. Drabble, almost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Hopeless Case by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Charlie's POV in a moment of Bella's zombie-like months. No one ever thinks about the things Charlie saw, the things he dealt with...so let's get to know the man of little words that still cares so much about Bella. Review please! One-shot. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
The Reason by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ His habit: Get in bed, wrap an arm around her waist, let his chest press against her back. Then sleep. "Do you take Haruno Sakura, to be your wife? Through thick and thin, sickness and health..blahblahblah.." Pause. Nod. "I do." Smirk. I do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shut Up and Drive by court4short reviews
What happens when Edward decides to let Bella drive his precious volvo? Warning: Lemon-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
Death Most Desired by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Air by FallenAngel92 reviews
When you leave, you take all my air...and yet I'm still alive. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
So Worth It by MightyMightyMafia reviews
SASUSAKU- That skirt is just short enough.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do I Turn You On? by Pinboo reviews
Bunny girl, dominatrix lady, french maid, she has tried them all. Tell her, what could possibly turn Sasuke Uchiha on? Sasusaku.one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tangles by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Neji finds out that when one's limits of sanity are pushed, one tends to run on instinct and not intelligence. Tenten assumes that he just wants to cuddle. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Go Ahead Kill Me by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke and Sakura are fighting alone and it comes to the point where Sasuke has the chance to kill her... Will he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Meaning of a Name by FallenAngel92 reviews
I can't belive this! -falls over in laughter- NEJITEN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Nightmare by FallenAngel92 reviews
It was only a dream, right? Not a memory! Rated M for citrus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Urges by FallenAngel92 reviews
“What is this?” he asks her. “A voodoo doll…” she replies. NEJITEN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
He is the lamb by xesty reviews
Bella tries to seduce Edward but he turns it around on her. All LEMON. ONE-SHOT. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MakeOut Tactics: Crack Edition by and you fall reviews
Konan couldn't understand why the hell she was so sticky. KakashiKonan. No, really.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Konan - Complete
Find Me by Ariel32 reviews
When the sun's too bright to see, they don't try to look. But sometimes they can remember. CloudTifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Naruto: Captured Moments by Tiger5913 reviews
New Installment: Set Alpha ! Freezing brief instances and bringing them to light... ! A collection of 100 word drabbles, based on the 13 drabbles setup of the LJ Community. Main Pairing: Gaara x Matsuri, Others: SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Remembrance by AmethystDreamer reviews
He couldn't remember what she looked like...It had only been ten minutes! Disclaimer:You aren't stupid, I'm not completly dislusional. Naruto.Is.Not.Mine. Very short, but hopefully good. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bonded by Ulat Bulu reviews
She tempted him, and he took what she offered. KainRuka
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Being Hermione by Thym reviews
Hermione thinks about her life. And why its unfair. But after overhearing a conversation, maybe it isn't so bad after all. Hermione Centric
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dream by Giving Up reviews
What happens when your dream comes true? Yuki x Kaname. mature! Lemon
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Naruto: Bragging Rights by Tiger5913 reviews
On a mission to Suna, the boys argue in the Kazekage's office, and Gaara is not amused. ! Silliness abound. Takes place 2 years post timeskip. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NejiTen, GaaMatsu !
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Relapse by Hikari Emi reviews
Just a poem i wrote. Neji/Tenten, sad, in Tennie's pov. poor tennie. T for my potty mouth heh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
秘書のふしだら by RoseGuilfoyle reviews
Hyuuga Neji is desperate for a new secretary, until he finds Tenten. One problem, though. He thinks he just might love her. And the way she dresses and acts just isn't helping. NejiTen Slight SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno Rated High T for High Perversion
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Stay Beautiful by f-eroxcious reviews
Jaspers been away for a while. When he moves back to Texas, he brings Edward, Emmet and Alice with him. How will Alice deal with Jaspers pretty best friends Bella and Rosalie, for that matter, how are Edward and Emmet going to deal with them? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Days by Ariel32 reviews
And the moments flicker past, each one more precious than the last. NejiTen drabbles
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Naruto: None So Blind by Tiger5913 reviews
He was the boy hated by practically everyone in the entire village, but he had changed her life more than anyone could imagine. ! Mild NaruHina, with other mentioned couples. !
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unspoken Agreements by Thym reviews
A fourth year fic. Ron and Hermione come to an unspoken agreement not to discuss the Yule Ball incident. But what if there was an agreement. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
One Last Banana by Angeliss reviews
Written for yayme2012’s challenge: BellaXBanana. Bella relishes her last time to enjoy a banana and Edward teases her about it. Fun, fluffy, humorous, and slightly sad on the part of the banana. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
See You Again by FallenAngel92 reviews
The last time I freaked out, I just keep looking down. I st-st-stuttered when you asked what I'm thinkin about, I felt like I couldn't breathe. ONE SHOT/SONG FIC NARUHINA NEJITEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone Dies by FallenAngel92 reviews
AU:Neji only wanted his name to be remembered through out the ages. Tenten never wanted anything to change. Fate is such a cruel thing. ONE-SHOT, M for failed attempt at a LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
More than Architecture by Yaoifreak01 reviews
Tenten has banned sex from their bed for two whole months! See what happens when the ban is finally lifted. One Shot. MA! EXPLICIT MATERIAL!--READ-RELISH-REVIEW-- Yum Sum Series: Book One
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Funfair at Konoha by nobleflutter reviews
Sakura was minding her own buisness, and then boom! She's at the Konoha funfair, with Sasuke! Why with Sasuke? He's not the type for funfairs... For Nami86 on deviant. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
The Hospital Wing by Thym reviews
Ever wondered how Ron and Hermione became friends after ron got poisoned. A Half Blood Prince story. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dress Fitting by A Forgotten Fairy. .AKA- Fairy reviews
Oneshot. Sakura's cousin, Ami, is getting hitched to Kiba Inuzuka... as Sakura searches the house for something unnatural Kiba and Ami are trying something, though Sakura just happens to hear something coming from inside the bedroom....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
Drowsy by ClevelandtoCharolette reviews
It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Benediction by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She finds herself thankful that he is still there when the dawn reaches past his curtains. [Shikamaru.Ino.mornings][Happy Thanksgiving!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tin Foil by Verboten Byacolate reviews
There are many things she doesn't know. But that is only because he won't tell her. He'll be damned before he's made out to be a romantic.[Pein.Konan.piercing flesh]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
With Benefits by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Sometimes, Kakuzu hated Hidan's eyes. They were so [WIDEandCUTEandfuckingPURPLE]... UKE! That manipulative asshole. [KakuHidan][Happy late birthday, smexykakuzuman!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hyuuga and Uchiha Prodigy to English Dictionary by RoseGuilfoyle reviews
In the world of Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke, only two girls understand their little prodigy language. [NejiTen] [SasuSaku] [Rated K PLUS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Chocolate Bullet by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Halloween had passed a whole two days ago. And yet, she still wore those plastic vampire teeth when devouring [him]the large amount of chocolate she'd earned all those nights ago. [ShikaIno] 3rd place prize fic for Cee Head!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
I'mBut by AmethystDreamer reviews
Ok, I have no clue how to explain this one. I promise it's pretty good. Sort of a collection of thoughts about NejiTenten. But also In a story format.... Please just read and review! Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Perjury of the Lotus by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Shikamaru. Ino. Roses aren't red and lies are habitual. They are wasted on the innocent.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Spinning by Ariel32 reviews
She never knew Hyuuga Neji could dance.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Platonic by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Just a short drabble on Bella's frustrations in hers and Edward's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delightful Propitiation by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In all of these moments, in between the blood and the ferocity of everyday life, he loved to watch her sleep. [NejiTen][FOIL]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Morning After by RobinL reviews
Babe oneshot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Unconsciously Calling by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I jumped off the cliff, just to hear your voice again....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Bella - Complete
sugar rush by kcn reviews
for iriseclipsed and byasesei's contest
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Drifting by Ariel32 reviews
They were drifting down a river, and the only thing that mattered was that they were driting together. You can't help being in love. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rise Again by Ariel32 reviews
She watches roses fall, and loses herself. She reaches for the moon, and finds him again. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
As If High School Wasn't Dramatic Enough by Alusy reviews
Neji finds out Tenten is dating Sasuke. Hell breaks loose and disaster can't be far behind as new relationships form and old ones break. More pairings inside. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,019 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Building Bridges by Verboten Byacolate reviews
He would watch her dance like his marionette under his strings. She would watch him be held back by the unbreakable ropes of fate, never to be hers. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Point of Dreams by AmethystDreamer reviews
Shikamaru thinks back on his early dreams. ShikaIno. Don't like, don't flame.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
To Try by Verboten Byacolate reviews
I try not to be jealous when I see you loving him. I really do. [onesided KibaHina][major language][HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HIANA!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Dark by Verboten Byacolate reviews
You're stalling the inevitable with all of your logic, Neji. Just blow out the damn candles! [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sunshine Days by Ariel32 reviews
Those were the days when life was simply about living. [Team Gai]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Locked Away by AmethystDreamer reviews
Darkish NejiTenten. I don't own Naruto. The life of a ninja is dangerous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Themes: Neji and Tenten by AmethystDreamer reviews
Sentences for Neji and Tenten. Read&Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Rainy Nights by AmethystDreamer reviews
A rainy night interaction between Neji and Tenten. Read and Review! Unabashed fluff. I am not embarresed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Under the Sakura tree by AmethystDreamer reviews
For Sasuke, the Sakura tree held many memories.I think, but I'm not sure, that someone else has a story of the same name. IT IS NOT THE SAME STORY! I promise. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unforgettable Birthday by Alusy reviews
From past experiences, poor Neji learned to never trust his friends to plan his birthday party. But they don't give up. What's in store for Neji this year? Something embarrassing? Surely something he, and Tenten, will never forget. Neji X Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Humming by AmethystDreamer reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If you want to know what this is about, please read it, because I can't give it away. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Don't walk away by AmethystDreamer reviews
A chance meeting on the street, an angry Sakura. My story. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yin and Yang by AmethystDreamer reviews
She was yang. Light, sky like, airy, beautiful. He was yin, cold, dark, frozen, waiting for spring to waken him. Read and Review! I know people are reading, now I need the reviewing part!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Sasuke Doesn't Pay Attention by Requiem of Flames reviews
After training in the forest all morning, Naruto leaves to get some ramen…leaving Sasuke and Sakura alone. Unfortunately for Sakura, Sasuke doesn’t seem to talkative. What will Sakura do to fix that? [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silence by Ivy Aithne reviews
[in character sasusaku snapshot] More often than not, he could be found sitting on a couch reading a book with his pinkhaired teammate sitting on the floor, leaning against his legs as she built models of chemical structures.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tenten's Tattoos by Tiramisu122 reviews
Sequel to Tattoos Neji's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tattoos by Tiramisu122 reviews
Tenten’s got a handful of tattoos and a story for each one of them ... except for one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Typical Day? by bishie-otaku reviews
A busy day. A busy schedule. The stress, the boredom…the romance? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm a Kunoichi, But by notesonlife reviews
Tenten and Neji read a feminist book. And of course, trouble ensues, as Neji becomes increasingly aware that Tenten is currently, and may have always been, a girl. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Honeymoon Turned Red by Cassandra's Destiny reviews
Neji was determined to make this the best night of their lives, a night he and Tenten will never forget. That was, of course, until she dropped the bomb on him. “We can't do it.” -Blood Red Trilogy-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tell Her, Tell Him by TheFirstTime reviews
“Oh... she won't like me either.” “She does.” “How do you know?” Neji asked. “Because, who wouldn't like you?” Tenten said. “You” He said. “You’re wrong, I love you.” “I love you too.” “So are you going to talk to her?” He smirked “I just did”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fixation by Elli Cole reviews
[SasuSaku] 'Do you like me' Those words rang in his head as he turned to face her. 'No.' It was a lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I want my Valentine by kiwi the almighty reviews
It's Valentines Day. Tenten wants a Valentine present and Neji isn't getting the hint. Chaos ensures. One shot. Fluff. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Notes by 716799 reviews
[Complete, NejiTen] [AU] Tenten finds herself developing a strange relationship with the new guy in Homeroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Where Death Is King by NessieGG reviews
Some things were taboo for members of the Argent syndicate. Falling in love was at the top of the list. [NejiTen] [AU One shot.] [Written for the NejiTen FC's AU Contest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Light by Ariel32 reviews
Standing beside her, he realized how beautiful dawn could really be. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Black by Ariel32 reviews
It is the times of darkness that bring out their strength. Tenten drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Tenten - Complete
I Never Heard You Say by Alusy reviews
Sequel to Never Let Go. It has been 1 year since Tenten's death, and Neji and Lee go to her grave. Both are now getting married, but to who? Nobody knows why Neji is so uptight. What is going on? Twoshot. Tenten X Neji. Rated T to be safe. Character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lion Dance by FailingDemi reviews
After 3 years in China and without her friends, what happens if Lee and Neji comes back for her...the former Weapon's Mistress of Konoha. She won't let that happen. Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Never Let Go by Alusy reviews
Neji sits there, with Tenten's body in his arms. Neji remembers the times he has had with her, and realizes how much he loved her. Even for Neji Hyuuga, it is hard to let go. Will he do it for her? Rated T to be safe. Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Holiday Miracles by Everlite reviews
Holiday fanfic, evidently! The four girls rejoice with the guys again, and each teen is unaware of the others affections. Little do they know...will certain holiday events to bring their true desires into the light? Or trip it up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,500 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Just a habit by kiwi the almighty reviews
Neji wonders where Tenten secretly disappears off to after their training and decides to follow her one day. NejiTen Fluff Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Pure Christmas Magic by CASE iN POiNT reviews
Tenten can't decide what she and Neji are. But maybe a Christmas party at Sakura's house and some covert mistletoe will not only help her decide, but help the prodigy decide as well. [NejiTen][ShikaIno][SasuSaku][NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,240 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Hana's Song by iMissa reviews
A sweet moment between Sasuke and his daughter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skin: An InoShika Story by sraes reviews
Songfic What happens when Yamanaka Ino is diagnosed with a terrible illness that, in order to cure, she must undergo a treatment that will cause all of her hair to fall out? Will a certain someone help her out or will she live on in misery? [InoShika]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Patchwork by NessieGG reviews
When she thought he was sleeping, he saw her get scissors and snip off a section of the yellow sheet beneath their intertwined bodies. [NejiTen, one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lipstick by kiwi the almighty reviews
Unknowns to Neji, he has lipstick smeared on his lips and Tenten is out for the blood of the girl who caused it. A jealous Tenten is a scary Tenten. Oneshot. NejiTen Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hide And Seek by Sweet Sound Of Death reviews
A childish game... or a lustful game? Let's ask the only two players.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Knowing Tenten by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Ask yourself this... Do you really know Tenten? Maybe you should see her from everyone else's point of view... [Tentencentric, slight NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Greed by Faelady reviews
What exactly does Zero want from Yuki? What feelings does he hide beneath that detached facade? Zero x Yuki, ONESHOT. Shortfic. Rating for language and sexual situations.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] Them? Caught in the act? NEVER. [CRACK!fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ever the same by iMissa reviews
The brooding bad boy always gets the sweet, innocent girl. The popular loudmouth and the geeky, shy girl that everyone underestimates end up together. The smart, lazy male forever winds up with the angry female. So then, where does that leave them?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
His Perfect Machine by Pinboo reviews
Sasusaku. Slight lemon. Angst One Shot.She'd do anything to him. She was his doll, his machine, and topmost... she was his everything...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Real Meaning of 'Uchiha' Restoration by Leila18 reviews
Sakura’s views on the Uchiha Restoration. Oneshot. Rated M for sex, language, and not so vague depiction
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Found Me by Verboten Byacolate reviews
There you are. Take my hand, I've found you. [ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Snow Day by kiwi the almighty reviews
An unexpected blizzard forces Neji and Tenten to take shelter in a cave together, alone, for one night... One shot. Fluff. NejiTen slight NarutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hoodwinked by kiwi the almighty reviews
Neji asks Tenten to do him a favour which turns out to be something bigger than she had ever expected. NejixTenten. Fluff. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Blindfold by DeathsGreenEyedAngel reviews
Yes, she was gonna give it to him good tonight' Tifa plans on relaxing Cloud after a long day of running the delivery service. TifaxCloud ONESHOT Read and REVIEW
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
玉 Jade by Jewel Green reviews
This is a piece of erotic poetry that I wrote last year. This is based on a character that I'm still working on. She's a good girl gone bad. Jade is writing about how much she wants the main protagonist Leo.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Spring Rains by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku snapshot] “I love the rain, Sasuke kun,” she said quietly, grinning. Rain continued to pelt her form as she held out her hand.“Coming?” A twist to the kissing in the rain cliche. Fluffish
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enemies to Couples? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Physics of Touch by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Life's Archives by Peliqua reviews
NARUTO DRABBLES. May involve any of the following pairings: NejiTen NaruSaku ShikaTema GaaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Only Good Boys Have Fangs by sharingank reviews
Ever since she was a little girl, Hinata wanted a puppy. KibaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Saved Me by sing-it-back reviews
Sakura has been abused since her mother died when she was very young. Who will find her as she passes out on a pile of trash from her blood loss after a beating? SakuSasu. R&R! (one shot)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
What Did You Say? by Elfin Empress reviews
Come again? What was that? Did she say that? Did he really do that? No, no, that can't be right! Based mostly on PoP:SoT.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/18/2004
Finally by bink-fanfic reviews
[Oneshot][CLOTI][LEMON] ...but she had to stop him, I mean, they couldn’t do it in the kitchen! What a mess that would be!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Tree Conversations by BuRping GodDess reviews
Sometimes even with the Byukugan, one may still be blinded. Conversations under trees prove to be enlightening. KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2004
AUTHOR'S NOTE FOR PREVIOUS FANS reviews
mainly for previous alerters and favouriters. PLEASE READ! Thank you!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete