Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Good Omens, and RENT.
Hi. My name is Third Person Omniscient, though I am willing to respond to Mistress...If you beg. My icon is also better than yours.
I made that. Steal and DIE! Honestly though, I would love to take requests. Just PM me, and tell me what you want. You will have it within a day or so. I also do icons, if you want one. Same deal, just PM me. I basicaly do what ever you want, excluding something from my least favorite list. Spoom/Harry shippers are out of luck...And if you are one of those poor souls, what are you doing here?
Ah yes, I suppose I should say that I was trying to go for a 'look at my fics' theme...What? You say that you see other pairings? Well, an intelligent person may take that as hint, wouldn't they? And you are obviously intelligent.
This is an amazing banner made by the bestest graphic person I know, Onyx Angel Eyre. The only problem have with it is that it makes my banner feel emasculated. And yes, that compliment was unsolicited, thank you very much!
I guess those out in cyberspace may want to know a bit about me, well then, see my lists!
Elizabeth Who is on an indefinant hiatus. I will probably finish it at some point... Maybe.
Happy Christmas is D-U-N done, so if you want a finished story, go read it. If you like, read the sequel, Home Coming.
Home Coming is my baby.
My rent fic and my Good Omens fic get work between chapters of my baby. (see above)
So I plan on posting a few new stories soon, so keep your eyes peeled. They'll be in some of the more... um... obscure? fandoms. If you read my favorite pairing list, you will have an idea as to what I mean.
I also beta. I'm full service, baby.
Buckcherry, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Queen, The Blue Hearts, Kaiser Chiefs, The Eels and Nirvana
Good Omens, 1984, Harry Potter (the 5th and 3rd), Twilight(the whole series), The Vampire Chronicles (especially The Vampire Lestat), Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, and The Bell Jar
History Boys, The Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Lost Boys, Anything Tim Burton,Shaun of the Dead, and Hot Fuzz
Fake, Gravitation, Princess Ai, Junjou Romantica, and Descendants of Darkness
Favorite web comics
Least I could do, Khaos Komix, Questionable Content, Looking For Group, Friendly Hostility, and Ctrl+Alt+Del
Harry and Sirius (might be a little out there, but come on, they are both oh so hot, and watch the fifth movie and tell me they aren't slashable.)
Harry and Draco (Need I explain?)
Sirius and Remus MWPP era (Puppy love!)
Remmy and Sevvey as a background paring. (Like I have said on many occasions, do you really think those scratches came from the full moon? Sevvey is a kinky bastard.)
Remus and Bill Weasley (The whole wolf connection thing. Very cute)
Gred and Forge Weasley. (Or Fred and George, for those not in the know.)
Aziraphale and Crowley (An Angel with a bastard side, and a Demon with a kind one. And, Crowley is HAWT! -sigh- I'm a fangirl. I need to accept it.)
Mark and Roger (I heart my rocker boys)
Dakin and Irwin (Not in the subjunctive. If you got that, virtual pat on the back)
Conner and Murphy (for those who have watched the movie, try and tell me that you can't see it.)
Smecker and Greenley (yeah! Get his coffee, Bitch! Though I do have reservations about the twist of lemon.)
Really awful pairings (As in I refuse to acknowledge their existence bad...)
Harry and Ginny (Harry is gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. And, I HATE Ginny)
Tonks and Lupin (She is just annoying and a Remus fangirl. Not cool.)
Hermione and Ron (She would get so tired of him... Ron is an idiot)
Ron and Harry (Ewwww. I admit it, I am a Weasley hater. And, Ron is Harry's best friend, sadly. That is all. They NEVER did the horizontalish tango.)
Anything other than the pairings listed above. (Especially Conner or Murphy with fill in Irish female name here Mary Sue OC)
Hmmm, can you tell by now that I am a slash fan? I am not a fan of noncon (rape is bad, boys and girls) and het pairings (despite What if... it was more of a dare and an experiment).
Wow, I'm sure that that was far more than you ever, ever wanted to know. If, by some chance there is more, message me. I'd love to hear from you, even if it is just to make fun of me ;) I shall leave you now with a quote. "People in glass houses sink ships." A virtual pat on the back to any one who knows where that is from.
Have a mother bleeping nice day!
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