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Joined 03-07-07, id: 1231226
Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, Shakespeare, and Bollywood.


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For those who don't understand: I HEART BOOKS. No more to add. If you don't understand, I haven't written anything you want to read.

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I belong in an asylum, but you all still love me.

I am an Aries, as in impulsive, as in I start a lot of stories I have trouble finishing. Reviews make it easier to finish.

I am expressly admitting right here that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.


Maximum Ride


The Underland Chronicles (Misc. Books)

COUPLES THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROKEN BY DEATH OR ADULTERY (doesn't matter if they're "going out" or not)

FANGxMAX (These two just have to be together. They romance so much in the books.)

EDWARDxBELLA ('Nuff said.)

JASPERxALICE (if you've read you can see how much Jasper cares for Alice)

RONxHERMIONE (Most (very very subtle) romance of all HP couples)

HARRYxGINNY(I believe too much in fairy tale endings and love the best friend's sibling thing, don't know why)


I love romance, but dislike overly-involved lemons.


Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.

True love is when you can say "no" and he'll say "good night" instead of "goodbye".

I do take calculated risks; I just use different formulas.

Sanity is overrated.

No matter what they say, teachers are biased towards the kids who do well in their class, and teachers do share which kids are their favorites.

Regrets are for party invitations sent to you from mean people trying to look good.

Normal is another word for untalented.

Incredibly brave and incredibly stupid often apply to the same thing.

Rules were made to be broken, so go be an exception. Just don't kill or convict yourself in the process.

The difference between "a job done well" and "a job done good" is the difference between approval of an educated person and approval of an uncouth person.

Play it safe, play it poor.

Youth is often mistaken for ignorance, and age for wisdom.

A true leader leads without letting anyone else know.

Children are the most impressionable things in our world, yet adults don't realize that children learn by example, not rote.

Mock and criticize yourself before anybody else does; it hurts less.

Humans tend to become defensive whenever faced with criticism. Apologies and prior compliments disarm them.

A good friend is often another name for a good listener.

The two hardest phrases to say in the world are "I'm sorry" and "You're right".

Never ever under any circumstances call someone the wrong name. They tend to not respect you after that.

The difference between able and adroit is the difference between knowing the rules and knowing how to break them.

Experience is not synonymous with competence though the two do often share a direct relationship.

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Stress by Storms reviews
Every girl dreams of a man who knows exactly what they are feeling. A glimpse into life married to Jasper Hale. Takes place the Summer between Twilight and New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Strike Up The Band by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE What happens when our favorite mutant freaks form a rock band? Will total chaos ensue? Will the singer and the drummer fall in love? Will the world be saved? Stay tuned to find out. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Thing by esthermarie reviews
You have had the human's point of view. The vampire's point of view, and the werewolf's point of view. So now ladies and gentlemen, and those of you in between, I give you the car's point of view. Starting with the Truck. A.K.A. the thing. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet in Ten Minutes or Less by Sitting With Strangers reviews
The classic love story in ten very, er, critical minutes. Some language and small references to adult themes.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
My Future with You by Katia Dashwood reviews
Hermione and Draco fight an awful lot. As a consequence, they get blasted into the future, where they are married.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
China Shopping and One Track Minds by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
Newlyweds Simran and Raj are china shopping, much to Raj's boredom. A fic full of flower games and one track minds. Read and review!
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
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Survivor reviews
Bella and the Cullens happen upon a car accident with one survivor: a sixth month old baby girl. Bella's maternal instincts kick in and she keeps the baby. Can vampires raise a baby? What about when said baby acquires a boyfriend who knows vampires exist?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Eid reviews
Imaan has not contacted Sakina ever since he left. And Raj, how can she possibly describe how free Raj has made her? Yet it's Eid, and Imaan is coming back. AU...but it has some Saawariya spoilers.
Bollywood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Ankur and His Sanam reviews
Aaja sanam, aayi bahar. When my sweetheart comes, spring comes. Ankur finally confesses his love to his best friend, in true Bollywood style: through songs. Oldschool Bollywood romance, with songs every ten words!
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Tu Bin Bataye reviews
[Without telling me...] EdwardBella songfic set to yet another Hindi song. First in a series of Twilight songfics.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
Fang and Max's twins and Nudge and Iggy's twins want to know how their parents save the world and who helped them. Then they ask about their parents' high school courtships. How much can the parents tell before being embarrassed about it? FAX, NUDGY.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Romeo & Juliet Sonnet reviews
English Assignment: Write a sonnet summary of Act III in Romeo and Juliet. Rated for suggested violence.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Main Yahan Hoon reviews
[I'm here] Bella wakes up in Edward's arms and contemplates their relationship. Lots of fluff. Songfic with foreign language song translated into English. [EB ONESHOT]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Do Dil Mil Rahe Hain reviews
[Two hearts are meeting] Fang and Max won't admit their feelings for each other, even though their love is as obvious as the Sahara is sandy. Songfic with foreign language song. [FAX ONESHOT]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
I Do reviews
Fang and Max wedding with flashbacks. Pure and sappy FAX fluff. PLEASE R&R.[ONESHOT]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete