The Ruptured Cowboy
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Joined 03-07-07, id: 1231391
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
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Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Beyond Hearts and Minds by XyoushaX reviews
naruxhina, maybe sasuxsaku Demons of yore spring up for unknown reasons. And the Priestess to take care of it... is Hyuuga Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 335,340 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Approaching by Kinich Ahau reviews
Hinata finds that she lacks the courage to speak to Naruto. Oneshot, Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Imprevisto by sharingank reviews
It's better not knowing the path before you walk it. Gokudera/Yamamoto. Set in the Millefiore future.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 5,979 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Seeing With Your Eyes Closed by sharingank reviews
I'll hear you. The you I see with my eyes closed. YamaGoku. Rated M for language and mature themes. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
As Awkward As They Come by NoMittens reviews
The door opened to an unkempt, quasinude, shorthaired, blonde man, who stood scratching the spiral on his stomach. In boxers. With a shotgun. [Sakura has dating problems: Naruto and Sasuke. What's a girl to do? Get even.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
War of the Eyes by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The sequel to Lacking Sight. A full summary is included in the prologue chapter. NaruxHina, OCxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,961 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 163 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Simple Addition by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Some problems take intelligence to solve. Some take genius. And some take a different kind of talent... Enter the Incredible Naruto! NaruKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,349 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Number One Hunk by shokai reviews
Men's Hot Body Competition? Who will win? And will having Kon as his mascot boost the votes in Ichigo's favor? Rated for some language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Family portrait by phppsmss reviews
Troubles start when a passerby mistakes Hitsugaya as Matsumoto's son during an Xmas expedition with Ichigo and Rukia in the real world.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Of evil dresses, Christmas trees and peeking guys by Pickle Reviver reviews
Ichigo in a dress? How come? where? And why does he look so damn good in it? late Christmas fic, crossdressing, treeabuse and slight RenjiIchigo [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Man Talk by shokai reviews
Somewhere...atop an unremarkable rooftop...in a humdrum part of seireitei...on an ordinary day...Man Talk has begun. Rated for innuendos and some language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lacking Sight by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The Byakugan sees many things, but its possessors are not all seeing, and neither are those of the Sharingan. A blind man and his young Jinchuuriki brother will show them what real sight is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,890 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Everybody Loves Naruto by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of drabbles in which I pair Naruto with everyone under the sun. NaruSaku, NaruShika, NaruKiba, NaruGaara, NaruIno, NaruLee, KakaNaru, and many more to follow. Rated from PG to M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Naruto U.
It was His by bleurrrgh reviews
Naruto can be incredibly sticky regarding certain issues. Oneshot, drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Bachelor Party by Kilerkki reviews
Konoha's Yellow Flash doesn't often get drunk. But when his team finally struggles up over the hill to find him, he's hard at work on putting the third sheet to the wind. [Oneshot, Team Yondaime]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Posy by white lotus reviews
A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 603 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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AsumaKurenai: We did WHAT! reviews
Written for naruto flasfic over at LiveJournal. Unbeta'd. Busted out after the deadline had gone out. ConCrit is always appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y.
Team Yellow Flash: A Snapshot reviews
Just a small drabble about one day in the life of Team Yondaime, Team Yellow Flash, whatever you want to call it. Written for the Naruto Flashfic community over at LiveJournal. ConCrit is always appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Minato N., Kakashi H.