Author has written 9 stories for Vampire Knight, Naruto, and Elder Scroll series.
i'm the random reader named Snipa.
as my name implies i have a critical eye and memory for reviewing a story..
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Ross I know you're reading this
location: Texas... the cowboy state :)...(city is too small for u to possibly find)
height: 6 feet 3 inches (190 cm)
Eye Color: Silver Grey while in the sun, Blueish Grey while inside(steel blue)
fav color: Silver, blue, purple, dark red
other nick names: XGC Silverwater, snipa3here, QuincyScout, Sir Quince, Solar edge - Lunar Blade, psycho's pet, terminator (this was my first nick), PilotOfTheGOB (i pilot for some games), ThePsycho'sPast, Vampira, the last vampire's hope.
Hobbies: gamer, book worm, swimming(was top butterflyer in the district but my swimming career is now over), anime watcher, manga reader, working out in free time, learning Japanese , solving puzzles/making puzzles, learning Linux(i figured out a lot on my own)
future job: engineering (its all one big puzzle )... that or teaching
Favorite drink: Sprite
Favorite food: Penne with cream cheese sauce, an Italian dish
heh.. tht is pretty much me just some random guy
Stories status: (As of 5-22-2012)
Silver Fox: Redux - Season 1: In progress; Season 2: Story outline incomplete
Blind Ninja - Season 1: In progress; Season 2: Story outline almost complete; Season 3: narrowing choices; Season 4: Undecided
One Less Existence - Season 1: Started, Story outline incomplete; Season 2: Pending
I'll show you mine if you show me yours - randomly updated; no storyline
The End of the Night - Hiatus/abandoned
The Uzumaki Line - Started, story outline incomplete
Silver Flash - Discontinued / Being rewritten as Silver Fox: Redux
quotes i stole from other people but believe in:
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Just because a person forgives, doesn't mean that a person should or will forget.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
i'm a smartass, and your a dumbass-so were even.
u cry, i cry. u laugh, i laugh. u jump off a bridge, i laugh even harder.
I used to have super powers...But my therapist took them away.
The silent hear more, the blind see more and the gentle are the most dangerous.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try and figure out how you did it.
or When life gives u lemons, make lemonade, then find someone who life is giving them vodka, and have a party.
I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.
I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me, and hell was afraid I'd take over.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
Silence is more musical than any song.
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Common sense is not so common.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
“Those who pursue truth must not be arrogant. Just because it can't be proven scientifically, you must not laugh at miracles. You must not deny your eyes the beauty of this world.” -Ichinose from Clannad.
Quotes from me:
"Life gives birth to the power of knowledge, and knowledge brings forth the world tomorrow."
"Scientia est potentia. Patentia est sapientia."
"A leader not only leads by example but is also understanding and patient."
"Knowledge without wisdom creates arrogance. Wisdom without knowledge is useless. However, together they increase the potential of one's mind and ideas making it easier for another advancement in one's life."
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Honorary Member of The Book of Log. Started by The Third Fang
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile.
Position: Log Priest.
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Characters for The Silver Flash:
Name: Nelrim AKA Merlin Mekami
Fur: Siamese design (Liger form: White with Black stripes)
Eyes: Deep blue acts just like a cat. (Slitted Golden)
Weight: 15 pounds (857 pounds)
Age: 958 years old
Clan(s)/Line(s): Blanco Impulsar Clan. Verallian: Silver Time Line Branch.
Special Ability: Gin Tempos. (Error: cannot decode description)
Element(s): none; Helium, Neon
History: Nelrim grew up in a peaceful shape-shifting clan located somewhere in Spain. His clan looked out for one another. The one major thing about this clan though, was that they all transformed from human form, to Ligers. The leader of the village at the time was a Liger named Grigio. He lead the clan with utmost impunity. When Nelrim got old enough, the clan leader put him up for election to clan head. Some of the other Ligers didn't like that, as because Nelrim's Liger form was white with black stripes. (A rumor back then was that a black and white cannot see the grey in the middle, and will judge to harshly or too lightly.) So some of the other clan members set Nelrim up. He fell for their plot, hook line, and sinker, and was banished by a sad Grigio. They took away his human form, and his Liger form. Many years later, As Nelrim felt like life was slipping away, Nelrim was saved by his future roommate, Mekami Gin. Mekami felt he had to save Nelrim, but the only way he could do it, was to change Nelrim into what he was. A Verallian. With his cheat of death's hand done, Nelrim spent the first few hundred years of his new life getting used to the change that had occurred to him. His new roommate had also experimented with the seals of power placed on Nelrim's mind and had given him the ability to use his Liger form once more, albeit at a staggering cost of chi energy. They have yet to unlock Nelrim's human form, but they are still poking it in hopes of learning something new. Nelrim is extremely loyal to Gin, as Gin had given him new life, and is still trying to give what's coming to his so called 'friends' back in Spain.
Extra Form: White Liger Shift: Blanco Legre Impuslar; Note: Changes into a full grown Liger. He has black stripes on white fur. There is a tear on his right ear in this form. All abilities multiplied by 3 in this form. This form uses a lot of chi energy though, so Nelrim has to rest after using it.
Other information: Nelrim can anything any other Verallians can do except for shape-shift, as that was locked away.
Name: Gin Mekami.
Description: Average 19 year old male that is a bit on the slim side. He has major differences though, as his hair is a stock silver that runs down his back, and his eyes go from blue to grey, depending on his mood.
Age: Undetermined, but is known to be more then 3000 years
Clan(s)/Line(s): Unkown. Verallian: Silver Time Line branch.
Special Ability: Gin Tempos. (Error: cannot decode description)
Element(s): water, air; Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen
History: Gin's origin's are unknown, and has not told anyone, even his roommate, Nelrim, where he grew up and lived. He has talked about things that has happened thousands of years ago, and described them like he was actually there, so many assume he is older then 3000 years. While not anywhere near as old as the creator of the Verallian race, Siete, and the direct heir to the Verallian throne, Jaguar, he has enough power to hold his ground against either of them. He was made into a Verallian by Siete himself, and he gained a power in the process that is not given to other Verallians. Gin Tempos. Gin Tempos is unknown of what it does, or how it works to other Verallians, but many fear the power ever being used, as many have died trying to take him on in a fight, only to be splattered all over a nearby wall or floor. It happens in the blink of an eye, and many cannot counter it. The only ones who have gone up against it and have lived thus far is Nelrim, who is assumed to have the same power(being changed by Gin himself), and Jaguar. To this day, no one knows where he lives or what he is doing, but many believe he is preparing for war against Siete.
Other information: Gin, of course, can use any ability a normal Verallian can use. He likes to take the form of a Hawk or a Dolphin.
Name: Unknown, but she commonly refers to herself as Yosome.
Description: A small 9 year old girl that wears a black frilled dress that goes to her knees. Her long platinum hair falls to the back of her calves. She has stunning pure bright blue eyes, and she walks around barefoot.
Special ability: Unknown.
History: This girl is an unknown to anyone and everything. She appears wherever she wants, and even scares the hell out of most, if not all, Verallians. She has been known to torment and torture people with an innocent smile on her face, and has an unknown power that kills everyone in her path. It is said that only a god can scare her.
Why do girls like the akatsuki? Hell why do girls like Sasuke so much? Seriously, WTF!? Why do they dream about being put in a situation that they'll most likely be killed in?
Kakuzu: more likely kill you for interfering with his money.
Diedara: if you ask him if you're pretty or cute or even beautiful he just might blow you up! He said it him himself that beauty to him is his own art, KATSU!
Kisame: Guy has a sword that shaves of people's skin. He's sadistic. 'nuff said.
Itachi: Only interested in his brother... yes, I really did say it like that.
Pein: Will more then likely kill you for trying to get to close to his godly-ness. Has a messed up past, yeah, but he'll more then likely kill you for knowing too much.
Sasori: he doesn't even have a body! He only has a small portion left! What could possibly be warm about him? In fact, he's emotionless by the time Naruto series starts because he doesn't have chemicals that would make his emotions in the first place!
Hidan: Sadistic. Worships a bloody god. Sees women and children as sacrifices. He'll sacrifice you faster then you can blink. 'nuff said.
Tobi: ... yeah...
Zetsu: he is a fcking plant with absolutely no emotions to the REAL side of him.
Sasuke: Is driven by madness and is even faithless to any and all around him, and will switch opinions on a dime. And to the girls who think, “I can tame him” or “I can change him for the better!” NO YOU CAN'T. What do you think he had all those fangirls around for? He's built up an immunity to stupid fangirlism and will more then likely see you as another fangirl. As thus, will completely ignore your existence.
Now I ask you girls, out of ALL of those guys up there, what could you POSSIBLY see into them? And don't say, “Well, you only listed the bad parts!” Well, I have something to counter that:
THAT'S ALL THEY FUCKING SHOW IN THE ANIME AND MANGA!
Any and all thoughts you might think otherwise are your own opinions.
I swear to all that is holy in this universe some of these self-inserts are just too stupid! And to those that say, “I have an OC in mine!” Well, adding an OC into any story is adding a portion of yourself, no matter what. Some OC's are blatantly just their own selves thrown in with a different name... I admit I have my own OCs but they're more for manipulating events to better fit my story plot lines. Not Romance.