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Author has written 8 stories for Warcraft, X-Men, Naruto, X-overs, Forgotten Realms, Mass Effect, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Thanks to all who voted on my last poll, and the winner for Naruto's class is: Swordmage!
Favorite Games (in no particular order): Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeon Siege II: Broken World, World of Warcraft (PC version), World of Warcraft (TCG version), Icewind Dale II, Fable: The Lost Chapters, Diablo II: Lord of Destruction, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords, Overlord (only played the demo though), and an online one at this URL:
Favorite Movies (in no particular order): Spaceballs, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, The Shadow, 300, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings (all 3),Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3), The 6th Day, Terminator (2), Clockstoppers, The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (a Dungeons and Dragons spoof), X-Men (1 and Origins), The Boondock Saints (I & II)
Favorite Books (in no particular order): Animorph series, Harry Potter 1-5, War of the Ancients trilogy, anything involving Drizzt Do'Urden
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh (really the only ones I ever read)
Favorite Comics: Looking for Group (webcomic), Order of the Stick (webcomic), X-Men, Exiles, Deadpool
Favorite Comic Book Characters: Wolverine (If you don't know who this is, go slam your head against the wall a few times), Deadpool (MARVEL mercenary with a regenerative factor, completely insane and more funny than anything else I know), Morph (shapeshifter from the Exiles comic series by MARVEL), Punisher (MARVEL vigilante that hunts down mobsters and puts a bullet through their heads)
Favorite Movie Characters: Brother Silence (Dorkness Rising), Sir Osric (Dorkness Rising), Dark Helmet (Spaceballs), Leonidas (300)
Favorite Game Characters: HK-47 (Star Wars KotOR I &II), Revan (KotOR I), the Jedi Exile (Kotor II), Deru (Dungeon Siege II: Broken World), Lothar (Dungeon Siege II: Broken World), Thrall (World of Warcraft)
I have recently been trying to find a fic I read quite a while ago where in the battle against Haku Naruto is frozen in a block of ice. Four or five years later he thaws out and winds up on a team with Hinata's sister. The only other thing that I remember about it is that when ice cube Naru is brought back to Konoha one of the jounins remarks that he was frozen in a cool pose. Another one I have been looking for is a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings fic in which I think Harry was turned into a hybrid of werewolf and vampire but lost his magic in the process. Harry gets transported to Middle Earth and lives in Rivendell until the time of the Fellowship in which he joins. The pairing I remember being Harry and Arwen.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.
I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your siggy!
If you are really random, copy this into your siggy.
I have not, and WILL NOT try pot. If you agree, copy this into your siggy.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10
If you have been yelled at because of being in the computer too long (I have), you know what to do.
I read this on another person's profile and it certainly rung a few bells (FYI: I'm not in that bad of luck but still around there)
HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.
You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're borderline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.
You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.
And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.
Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?
Are you laughing yet?
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?
HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?
THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.
BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.
BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEMBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.
KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.
If this rings a bell, or a whole chorus of 'em, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10, Takaiteishu Naruto
I am a A Dragon of Fate!
They will often appear at key moments in human history, but generally just as observers as they do not like to interfere in the natural course of human events. There are occasions however where they will use their powers, but only in the direst of circumstances when the balance of the universe is threatened.'
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto,
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naruto
85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of that 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, Takaiteishu Naruto,
"If at first you don't succeed, perhaps skydiving is not for you." Unknown
“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” Unknown
"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead
"Not all who wander are lost." J.R. Tolkin
"Speak softly and carry a big stick, and if that don't work, start yelling and grab a shotgun." Bill Engvall
"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other, poor dumb bastard die for his!" Patton
"Any man who has the guts to sell his soul for love...has the power to change the world." Carter Slade (Ghost Rider)
"Bruce giving (Jim Carry unplugging computer) Bruce taking away. You don't like it...megabite me." Bruce Almighty
"The orb comes first...But if there's a chance to kill Damadar along the way, then by all means, let's gut the bastard." Dungeons and Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and the first I'm not sure about." Albert Einstein.
"Man invented writing: one step forward. Man invented the pencil: one step forward. Man invented paperwork: five steps backwards." A fan fic on this site (can't remember what the name was).
"More people have been killed in Australia in the last 200 years by having a coconut falling on their head than have been killed by crocodiles. If so, why aren't we terrified of coconut trees?" Me.
"In our own way, authors are more powerful than gods, for we decide what even gods do." someplace that I can't remember.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things; the decay and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight; nothing he cares about more than his own personal safety; is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." John Stuart Mill
"Code Pink and the people like them in Berkeley are a bunch of idiots, they judge the Marines on one war and not on what the Marines stand for or what they sacrifice for. The Marines have delivered much needed supplies to cyclone hit areas in Asia, given toys to needy children for 60 years through Toys for Tots, they have helped grant women in Afghanistan and Iraq the right to vote, and given their lives to protect the rights of the very people who call them 'cold blooded killers'. I felt ashamed to live in California when I heard the acts of the city of Berkeley. City of Berkeley, you are a pitiful example of Americans and humans." Me.
"I think therefore I am." Some old dead white guy that I don't know the name of
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal; these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish." The courtroom speech at the end of the movie: The Boondock Saints.
"Your threats are meaningless, you have no power here!" insert bad guy possessed team member killing nonpossessed team member "As if killing the bard impresses us." Brother Silence in The Gamers: Dorkness Rising
"Who is more foolish: the fool who asks a question or the fool who answers?" Deru, Dungeon Siege II: Broken World
"The War. The humans, I think, knew they doomed. Where another race would surrender to despair, the humans fought back with greater strength. They made the Minbari fight for every inch of space. In my life, I have never seen anything like it; They would weep, they would pray, they would say goodbye to their loved ones, and then throw themselves without fear or hesitation at the very face of death itself, never surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable could help but be moved to tears by their courage. Their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of ships, they used guns, when they ran out guns they used knives and sticks and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes in the end. They did this for two years they never ran out of courage but in the end, they ran out of time." the profile of some author's website, where they got it don't know
"I don't need to "get a life." i'm a gamer, I have lots of lives." another author's profile
"He was one among many...but remained forever unique." Description of Batman & Captain America towards the end of the DC VS MARVEL crossover.
"There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back at us... you blinked." Batman to Owlman in Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths
"I might not be in a colorful get-up anymore. I might not be Breakneck...But I'm still a man. And one who can stand on his own two feet...at least for a mite longer. And maybe sometimes that's enough." Cyrus Thompson sacrificing his life in a City of Heroes comic and later story arc
You know, the man this facility was named after never thought himself a hero, just a man doing what had to be done. But isn't that what a hero is? Someone who does the right thing, someone who's an example to us all...someone who touches our lives for the better...someone who puts in the time, and the work, to make a better existence for us all. In that spirit of giving, I dedicate this community center to the memory of Cyrus Thompson, so we can, in his words, 'Keep doing the right thing.'" Manticore, speech for opening of Cyrus Thompson Community Center same comic as above
Future Stories: This is a spot where I will list future stories that I may or may not list. If you want to take over one, PM me and ask. I will review your current stories and if I find that you have acceptable enough grammar and spelling, then I will let you. There are enough fanfictions out there with crappy grammar and spelling already.
Naruto/DungeonsandDragons. When a young Naruto shatters the barrier separating his chakra from its mental portion, he loses the ability to use chakra. He then trains himself in the ways of the soulknife, a warrior that fights with a blade of psionic energy. But is he the last to wield such power? Based off of Tyxlaog's Maindo no Shinobi and written with his permission.
WorldofWarcraft/LordoftheRings. A glitch in the Dark Portal sends five members of the Alliance and five members of the Horde into the wrong world. Now they must journey with a group to return home. Oh joy.
Naruto/Fable:theLostChapters. Naruto's aunt cames to Konoha shortly after the Kyuubi sealing and takes him to her home in Oakvale. After the town is burned to the ground, he and his cousin become members of the Hero's Guild and make the greatest team in the history of the world.
Naruto/DungeonsandDragons. Naruto's heritage awakens. Naruto is revealed to have only half human blood. His father's heritage makes him a half red dragon. Imagine a Naruto immune to fire, and can breath a blast of fire himself, sweet!
Naruto/SlyCooper. Naruto finds a book and uses it to advance his training. His goals change, no longer does he wish to become Hokage, now he wants to become the world's greatest master thief.
Just plain Naruto. Naruto awakens his heritage as the descendant of the greatest warrior ever to live, one so powerful, even gods cowered at his strength. He awakens his heritage of Sayahiz, the Winged Warrior.
Naruto/BeastWars. Naruto gets an idea to make the Hokage path easier. He turns himself into a cyborg based on robots from a TV show called Beast Wars.
Naruto/XMen. No Kyuubi. Naruto is a mutant. He is still known as the "Demon Brat" of Konoha. Based off of Nightcrawler.
Plain Noruto. Naruto awakens a bloodline. A doujutsu that looks like the shutter of a camera. How will it match up against the Sharingan or Byakugan?
Naruto. The night that the Kyuubi was sealed,the Council meeting goes along differently. Instead of going to an orphanage, Naruto becomes a slave. Four years later he becomes a gladiator. After purchasing his freedom eight years later, he joins the ninja academy.
Naruto/ForgottenRealms. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke awaken their old memories right before Team Seven is formed. Naruto, once the ruthless assassin Artemis Entreri; Sakura, once the dwarf raised warrior woman Cattie-brie; and Sasuke, once the drow ranger Drizzt Do'Urden.
Naruto/D&D (mostly just from supplement source book Frostburn). For his safety, Naruto is sent away to the last of his relatives upin the North Pole. Unfortunately, his relatives are killed by unknown assassins and Naruto is taken in by a tribe of the locals.
Terminator/X-Men (minor). Suppose that John had a twin. Suppose that his twin was a mutant. Suppose that his twin was just as important as he was. Starts in Terminator I and goes into Terminator II before leading into the Sarah Connor Chronicles (the new Terminator series).
Naruto/Star Wars: KOTOR. While wondering around the inside of the Hokage Monument, Naruto descovers a beat up...thing. After he somehow gets it working again, the "thing" grants Konoha new weaponry. It is also far more bloodthirsty than even Gaara, defining love as shooting a target's knees out at 120km away. That thing is a droid by the name of HK-47.
Naruto/D&D (psionics). When he is young, Naruto shatters a barrier that filters the mental portion of chakra and destroys his own chakra coils in the process (idiot).Years later, he becomes the first ninja to use only the mental portion of chakra. However, a hidden enemy is after the Bijuu and controlling humans to gain them (coughAkatsukicough).