Hi, I'm FoxieTheFox! Although I read mostly, I also love to write! All of them just happen to be on paper right now. So wait and you shall receive. (Hopefully.)
(I don't sleep much, okay?!)
BTW: Please don't blame me for being dumb at times, I have a bit of a memory problem...
Book One: Foxie With Words
Random Friend #1: I might be having an oporation soon, and be in a wheelchair.
Foxie: Hey! If you're in a wheelchair, can I push you down the stairs?!
Random Friend #1: What..Why?!
Foxie: No, not like that! I mean, I just want to shove you off those things that go down...
Foxie: -both of them slick with sweat and panting for air as they tried to beat-
Random Friend #2: STOP IT YOU PERV-
Foxie: Shut up! I'm trying to write the fight scene...
Foxie: A-B-C-D-E-F-G Gummy bears are chaseing me
Random Friend: One is green, one is blue
Foxie: The other one just stold my shoe
Together: A-B-C-D-E-F-G Now you have an STD!!
Coming Soon: How To Scare People On Your Way To A Con...
Summery: Universe Collide
How was he supposed to know? This wasn't his fault, really! It's that stupid fox's fault he's in this mess...and with the teme too! How was he supposed to know their mission to look into those kidnappings would lead them to here, strange worlds with strange people? Oh please, Sasuke-teme, just help me...help us get back to our own world...
Overview: Mainly, Naruto and Sasuke are being sent to different worlds because of a reaction caused by a mad scientist's experinents. Both must deal with one another, and overcome fears of all kinds...expecially personal space. With such friendly characters, who knew it was suspicious to not hear customers making love at night, or that they might kick you out if you don't?
"Come on teme, just one scream! You gotta make it seem like your being screwed!"
"And just who do you think would would be getting fucked?"
He saw red, 'As if..' He had to say...that neck of his looked rather delicious. Maybe just one bite?
THE NARUTARD SURVEY.
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
In order my top 10: Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Yondaime, Itachi, Kakashi, Haku.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Nearly anything Yaoi, but also SessKag...Mostly SasuNaru/GaaNaru.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi. Plain and simple...
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Many...I just got back from Yulecon, and cosplayed Sexy No Jutsu Gaara, Sasori, and Christmas Hinita. My Garra even won 2nd place!
5. Have any Naruto merchanidice?
Heh heh, lots, but mostly posters and buttons...And I sleep with my naruto pillow.
Have you ever felt that you are destined to be with a Naruto character?
Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke...Yum... Would Kakashi like to join?
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
KibaHina. No compare.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuNaru. Seriously, is that even a question? I don’t like SasuSaku they suck together...meh...so can sasunaru...(Sorry, please come again. There seems to be probl- damn...Hah! Cum together!) XD
9. Which team is your favorite?
Akatsuki...or Team Sand.
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Kinda, it depends on the argument. Obito could definetly be Tobi, but so could Madara...
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yep! They look so similar they could be the same person...who else would Naruto's dad be but Minato!?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Sasori-kun!! I even made my bear into a puppet, and made him join a conga line!
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Umm...both? Hot and sexy either way!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Nope, too many fillers make you sleep...and that's kind a hard thing for me in the first place.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Nope, too many other wonderful Yaoi filled pages to read...
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Yep, and more! ADD, maybe OCD, Schizophrenia, and maybe his little fox would be his multiple personality.
17. Sub or dub?
Both. I can read fast, and watch the anime at the same time, but it's still fun to hear english.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Anti-Sakura! Sometimes I just want to wring that little neck... Oh, Sasuke-kun! Come look at me!! I'll give you my virginity if you say 'Hi'! Naruto can go die in a ditch, so what if you want to kill everyone I know?
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Sweet and Sexy. Tobi=Sexy... Sasuke=Smexy (With a side of funny.)
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Somewhere in the middle...Both! =P
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Deidara and Haku. Maybe Sai or Sasuke would also make sexy crossdresses.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Awsome Fucker, Yosh!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Gaara, he's just a loving emo.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Luv' em! :3
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
(Laughs) Sooo funny. Like an obsession can live without an outlet.
27. Do you like lemons?
Only yaoi. I have my standards for regular sex.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Kinda. Mom got me my Naruto pillow, but now she thinks all anime is Naruto. (Once tried to explain chakra, laughed after she left.)
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
A dozen, maybe more.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Yep, all the time. They usually get taken by my friends...but I stll have a pic of Kakashi giving an excuse to my teacher hidden in my binder.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
They don't really look at it, but once a teacher knew what it was! My Algebra II teacher even has a clay sculpture of Kakashi sitin' on his desk!! (Hearts go flying.)
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
All honors and an engineering course, but going to Cons help me concentrate.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Yep, but happily broke... (Please donate pocky to help with rent. Will cosplay for money.)
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
...If I was able to read that, my life would be complete.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
No...doesn't really make much sense to me.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
I don't have a Deviant Art, but I draw fanart all the time. Yaoi is awsome.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
#-# Even more so...Yummy
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yup, but I never name them. SasuNaru kids.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Maybe...I was reading too much fanfiction for Naruto and working on my Gaara cosplay too much to remember.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Please stop! What is the difference between liking the same or opposite sex? For someone to be able to cross the barriers of modern society for love should be admired, not outcast. Allow others a way to love by accepting change.
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