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Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Passage of Time by Celestially reviews
Lady put up walls. It wasn't that she hated his demonic heritage—not anymore—she simply refused to let him in. It had fascinated and frustrated him ever since they met in Temen-ni-gru, but Dante knew she'd cave eventually. He would just have to wait. DxL
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,554 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Fire and Ice by altol reviews
Seifer and Quistis. One man's redemption. One woman's awakening. Two souls journey into an uncertain future...with even more uncertain feelings. Finished.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 393,159 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Quistis T., Seifer A. - Complete
How Not To Date Blondes by Seventhe and Enkida reviews
Quistis is looking for another promotion. Zell is looking for some action with that cute library girl. And Seifer? He’s just looking for trouble.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,838 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Quistis T., Zell D.
Tales of a Samurai Sandwich Maker by sapereaude13 reviews
A Spira that's slightly more mundane than the one we're used to - in this Spira, Auron manages a crappy chain sandwich shop and deals with his obnoxious employees. A goofy AU with appearances from the usual suspects. Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Auron
Buena Suerte by sapereaude13 reviews
“You’re going to gamble tonight? We have important business tomorrow, and quite early at that. I would not wish to have a drunken fool pilot us to the Cataract.” BalthierAshe. Spoilers through Giruvegan.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Blood Will Out by Lady Bracknell reviews
Whilst in pursuit of a suspect, Harry comes face to face with his past. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Yes by seventhe reviews
She'll never tell them she said yes. And she'll never tell them why. Rinoa has always wanted to be more than she is. Magic, and the Draw of the Sorceress.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Rinoa H. - Complete
To Catch a Thief by sapereaude13 reviews
...Or What to Do About a StrahlNapping. Balthier's beloved airship is nicked right before the final battle. Will he get it back? Find out in this absolutely ridiculous story. BalthierAshe. Story complete!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Chrysalis by Mithrigil reviews
Because even Dalmascan Princesses go through puberty. [Rasler and Ashe, with Basch, Vossler, Ondore, and Drace.]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Remus Lupin and The Deathly Hallows by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus is making a real hash of his relationship with Tonks, and certain people aren't going to let death stand in the way of offering a helping hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Nonexistent Fairytale by Paper Bear reviews
The King of Hyrule throws a competition with Link as the prize. Malon finds herself caught in the middle of the chaos, but she soon realizes the prize may not be as bad as she thought. A Link and Malon story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,476 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Link, Malon - Complete